The Toussaint wishing well
Give it up with the eternal wishing that Fitz Toussaint is gonna be some mysterious weapon that gets unleashed and saves the day the next 2 games. Yeah he is a fighter, yeah he has has terrible luck, and yeah, I hope he can be 100% and get some PT. But there are many people that still need to get the delusions out of their head. He is an average back at best, injured or not. Our future at RB is not Fitz Toussaint or Mike Cox. It's Smith and Hopkins. Get used to it.
November 15th, 2010 at 11:54 PM ^
You really should see a doctor about those blue balls. Seems that it is affecting your psyche. Good luck with that!
November 16th, 2010 at 12:04 AM ^
Interesting choice going to a doctor for blue balls...probably would not have been my first choice
November 16th, 2010 at 9:35 AM ^
Which is better: Hooking up such that one gets blue balls or not hooking up at all (so as to avoid the blue balls)?
November 16th, 2010 at 9:39 AM ^
Blue balls aren't THAT bad......if the girl is decent looking, I'd probably take them over nothing at all.
November 16th, 2010 at 10:40 AM ^
I'll gladly take an ice pack in the groin as fallout for that.
November 16th, 2010 at 10:54 AM ^
the former if only by chance down the road the balls do not continue to go blue.
Draw a line in the sand.
GO BLUE!!! and not in that way...
November 15th, 2010 at 11:57 PM ^
My IQ just dropped 5 pts just from reading OP's message. Easily one of the most ignorant, ill-informed things I've read in a long time on the blog.
OTOH, my suspicious mind wonders if it's really a brilliant evil scheme designed to elicit an absolute explosion of posbangs in the ensuing carnage. Hmmm.....
November 16th, 2010 at 12:18 AM ^
OP no good.
November 16th, 2010 at 12:31 AM ^
Returns??
November 16th, 2010 at 12:48 AM ^
OMG Fitz is not panning out early in his career
OMG the stock market is down and will never come back up
OMG we had a warm winter last year and winters will never be cold again
November 16th, 2010 at 1:02 AM ^
with speed. ~ Fred Jackson
Thanks, I'll take his opinion over yours.
November 16th, 2010 at 1:30 AM ^
We got sixty-some-odd posts without someone posting this?
Come on, people.
Edit: Oh, dammit. Link fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqy0IODpW5Q
November 16th, 2010 at 3:21 AM ^
Dude has some serious dreads. Maybe he can play cornerback?
November 16th, 2010 at 2:23 AM ^
He was drafted in the 4th round. However, he missed all of preseason, because of an injury suffered in a college all-star game. He saw his first action in the season opener. He had 8 carries for 0 yards. He finished the season averaging only 3.5 yards a carry.
Based on flimsey evidence, of mgoblueballer's ability to evaluate talent... he would have cut this back early in the season.
This back with such an inauspicious start... he went on to have a decent career. You may have heard of him, his name was Walter Payton.
November 16th, 2010 at 2:25 AM ^
I posbanged every comment except those of the OP. That means that everyone who negged the OP once broke even. If another four people did this, it would make everyone who negged him five times break even. Just sayin....
November 16th, 2010 at 9:37 AM ^
The level of understanding of the dynamic of MGoBlog that it takes to come up with that formula is impressive. You, sir, are appreciated.
November 16th, 2010 at 2:34 AM ^
I hate babies, they're so lazy, all they do is sleep, eat, and shit. We need to stop putting our faith in babies as the future of the world, they will let us down every time we need them.
November 16th, 2010 at 5:00 AM ^
I think everyone on this Board understands that Fitz is now a project for next year where hopefully we will get to see his potential...that said, I still believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and Fitz putting up crazy yards against Wisky and tOSU
November 16th, 2010 at 5:28 AM ^
terrible post
November 16th, 2010 at 7:45 AM ^
Maybe Fitz will have something to say about this on the field on Saturday.
November 16th, 2010 at 8:11 AM ^
I'd like to add to the list of overrated things:
- Christian Pace: He hasn't even seen the field yet. Huge disappointment.
- Troy Woolfolk: He has shown NOTHING this year
- Tacopants: His numbers are WAY down
- My 2-year-old niece: her 40 time is shit, and she can't pick up a blitz to save her soul.
- My dog: He falls for the tennis ball play-action and the pump-fake EVERY TIME. No zone discipline at all.
- America's nuclear arsenal: We keep hearing how powerful it is, but it just sits there, year after year, riding the bench.
- Giant asteroids: Competely overhyped; Earth remains undestroyed.
November 16th, 2010 at 9:38 AM ^
The comment about your niece's 40 time made me laugh out loud. Good stuff.
November 16th, 2010 at 8:41 AM ^
Dear Fitz, we hope you are well enough to get in and sustain some hits
Dear Smith, Please make your past injury appear to be some sort of myth
Dear Hopkins; see that twinkie in the end zone? Its all you! Go get it.........sorry not much rhymes with hopkins
Dear Cox; Stay away from the tight end and run hard enough to ut holes in your socks
Dear Shaw, Keep doing what your doing and keep both hands on the ball
Win or lose we will be proud. Win or lose we will be loud!!
Go Blue!
November 16th, 2010 at 8:50 AM ^
This seems to fit the bill.
November 16th, 2010 at 8:54 AM ^
But the original has even more of that "I'mma kill you, muthafucka" feel:
November 16th, 2010 at 9:35 AM ^
User | Vote | Date |
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MH20 | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:37pm |
-dp- | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:38pm |
wordtoyourmother | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:38pm |
antoo | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:39pm |
dennisblundon | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:39pm |
jdlong1 | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:41pm |
jhackney | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:42pm |
PurpleHayes | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:43pm |
Shaqsquatch | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:45pm |
biakabutuka4ever | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 10:47pm |
OMG Shirtless | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:00pm |
Blue Bunny Friday | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:00pm |
SeanMSC | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:01pm |
His Dudeness | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:02pm |
wolverinefan24 | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:02pm |
MGoTarHeel | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:04pm |
NFZ | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:04pm |
aaamichfan | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:10pm |
wile_e8 | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:12pm |
BlueTimesTwo | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:15pm |
Dark Blue | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:16pm |
mattkast | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:18pm |
chreeschan | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:18pm |
philibuster | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:29pm |
jmblue | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:29pm |
MaizeAndBlueManGroup | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:33pm |
MichiganStudent | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:38pm |
hartattack26 | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:41pm |
mgolf4 | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:42pm |
rlew | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:43pm |
BigBlue02 | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:46pm |
LSCrepair | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:56pm |
jaggs | -1 | Nov 15 2010 - 11:59pm |
panthera leo fututio | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:01am |
El Jeffe | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:18am |
bsand2053 | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:19am |
Blue_Sox | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:24am |
EZMIKEP | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:27am |
Lutha | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:30am |
S.G. Rice | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:37am |
BlastBeat88 | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:41am |
HHW | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 12:50am |
GoBlueInTX | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 1:05am |
Waffles | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 1:23am |
Tater | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 2:14am |
jam706 | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 4:52am |
jblaze | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 5:59am |
teldar | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 6:28am |
bigbluetrue | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 6:35am |
Colt McBaby Jesus | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 7:00am |
RDDGoblue | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 7:21am |
Wolverine318 | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 7:26am |
Blue in South Bend | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 7:47am |
Jay-Ron Stokes | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 7:53am |
evenyoubrutus | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 8:32am |
Eyebrowse | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 9:04am |
UMdad | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 9:21am |
MGoShtoink | -1 | Nov 16 2010 - 9:30am |
Ouch!
EDIT: Apologize for the length of this post, but it's just plain awesome.
November 16th, 2010 at 9:46 AM ^
I'm glad to see not a single +1 in there. Usually there is at least one "bleeding heart" poster who feels guilty about a negbang.
November 16th, 2010 at 9:38 AM ^
Take that, hype machine.
I think he is going to be a good one if he can stay healthy. Obviously that is the big if at this point but he has a lot of time left.
November 16th, 2010 at 10:16 AM ^
He's only a RS Freshman, lots of time left. I'm pumped about this kid's future, he's quite a monster.
November 16th, 2010 at 10:22 AM ^
...Lord. The OP's vitriolic tendencies appear to overwhelm any amount of sound judgment he may have. Time to retire this username.
November 16th, 2010 at 10:27 AM ^
Ya got balls kid, I'll give you that.
November 16th, 2010 at 10:27 AM ^
I repeat go fuck yourself
November 16th, 2010 at 10:53 AM ^
I note that there is no "in my opinion" or "I think" in your message. Does that mean you believe that the OP should go f- him/herself (your opinion) or that is actually something they need to physically do (a fact)? After the lesson in writing that we got from the OP I'm more confused than ever . . .
November 16th, 2010 at 11:08 AM ^
The OP needs to physically go fuck themselves...no "I think" or "in my opinion"...I can prove here today objectively and categorically in this courtroom that the OP has a physical need to go fuck themselves...But that's JMHO
November 16th, 2010 at 12:31 PM ^
That's awesome.
November 16th, 2010 at 11:14 AM ^
sure makes me miss that Joe Montana video game that Sega had...the one where you could spin move the entire way down the field and never get tackled.... anyone??
As for Fitz, he has started out with Carlos Brown syndrome... hurt often, but when out there, as fast as anyone on the field... I think its too soon to be bagging on the kid though...
November 16th, 2010 at 12:49 PM ^
you had positive MGoPoints? Yeah, me too.
I bet you felt like this:
November 16th, 2010 at 3:32 PM ^
Thanks for not deleting. The op should be left up or even pinned, like a head on a pike.
November 16th, 2010 at 3:48 PM ^
The Op should really tell Fitz. Save him the trouble and effort of all that running and practicing and stuff.