this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Colt McBaby Jesus
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|6 weeks 6 days ago||Boy, it's a good thing Brian||
Boy, it's a good thing Brian didn't have a doctorate educated cerebrum get in his way of pointing out what a horrible case the author was making. Otherwise we wouldn't have all been able to read this post.
|7 weeks 1 day ago||Right, but he was clearly||
Right, but he was clearly posing with different recruits in some of the pictures (if you look at the collection of tweets some of the recruits tweeted the pics with him). I'd assume that Michigan cannot send out any tweets of him posing with recruits, but that the recruits are more than welcome to do it? I dunno, NCAA rules are strange.
|12 weeks 6 days ago||That is not what he said.||
That is not what he said. Unless you are referring to a different team on a 12 year drought.
|13 weeks 21 hours ago||Brown||
An elite player on the basketball court as a lot more of an impact than an elite football player. Only 5 guys on the floor at a time as opposed to 11. Plus he'd player a larger portion of the game. No comparison, really.
|33 weeks 4 hours ago||I think it was Jay and Mr.X.||
I think it was Jay and Mr.X. It'd be nice if they could prove the two had some sort of connection. I don't understand motive for any of them though. It's obvious Jay was involved, probably more than he admits to, but Mr.X is a strange dude. I just can't get over him finding the body when even the corroner couldn't find it despite knowing where it was located.
|35 weeks 1 day ago||Are you implying Harbaugh may||
Are you implying Harbaugh may just be a better coach than Hoke? I'm not sure how that idea will be accepted around here.
|42 weeks 4 days ago||Michigan is 2-3. Arizona is||
Michigan is 2-3.
Arizona is 5-0.
|48 weeks 5 days ago||They had Funchess listed as a||
They had Funchess listed as a TE. Mentioned that he may play mostly receiver. This list is not well done.
|1 year 28 weeks ago||Here's one, he has bad skin.||
Here's one, he has bad skin. In terms of football ability, I don't really have any. He's pretty good.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||He's shown he can get around||
He's shown he can get around tacklers. There are 0 other running backs on the team that have shown that ability.
I agree that Brian may be a little overenthused about Shortfleet (good one!), but he's shown he can bring something to the offense that nobody else has. It'd be beneficial to get him more involved.
I don't know why I'm trying to argue this with you, you're clearly a troll, but I'm a sucker, clearly.
|1 year 29 weeks ago||Who is this Northfleet you||
Who is this Northfleet you speak of? I'm not sure, but you make a great point, short guys are all bad at football.
|1 year 32 weeks ago||Cool story bro.||
Cool story bro.
|1 year 33 weeks ago||Hooray for banning jerks! I||
Hooray for banning jerks! I hated those guys too!
|1 year 33 weeks ago||IN THE FACE!!||
IN THE FACE!!
|1 year 37 weeks ago||Lulz||
|1 year 38 weeks ago||I think one of my favorite||
I think one of my favorite things about this video is that MSU seems to be wearing different uniforms in each clip. Oh, and all the SPARTY NO! moments.
|1 year 45 weeks ago||This segment focused on going||
This segment focused on going to parties at night. I think it is fair to assume that this goes on at most places. I'm not saying the schools encourage it, but I doubt it is discouraged.
One thing that's worth pointing out is that in some recruit interviews and OSU type stories, it seems a lot of SEC schools have hostesses that guide the recruits around and provide sex. That, to me, certainly seems to cross a line.
I'm under the impression that Michigan and most B1G schools (read: not including Ohio) don't partake in such shinanigans. While at the same time, I do think these schools leave it up to the players to take recruits to parties and the like. I think that's a significant difference. Maybe it isn't, and maybe that's not accurate, but that is the impression I get.
|1 year 45 weeks ago||Since a muffed punt can't be||
Since a muffed punt can't be advanced by the defense, I'm going with option 1 because I think he may muff a punt or two but isn't likely to fumble it. Plus, I think Norfleet has the ability, just not the experience yet. Oh, and I'm 100% confident you're a douche. I know it wasn't part of the "Norfleet Challenge," but needed to be said anyway.
|1 year 46 weeks ago||27-24, Michigan||
|1 year 48 weeks ago||Well, I'm sure Ohio is glad||
Well, I'm sure Ohio is glad they don't have him now. Last thing they'd want is some artsy-fartsy nancy-boy on the oline.
|2 years 3 days ago||Why is this video so top||
Why is this video so top secret? When pacman slapped a chick at a bar the video was out right away.
|2 years 1 week ago||1.) Super original joke. Nice||
1.) Super original joke. Nice work 11W!
2.) This joke doesn't even imply anything bad about Ann Arbor. Personnaly, I think it smells delightful. Like deli's and football all in the same glorious location. Once you've smelled it, you will literally step into the city of Ann Arbor.
3.) Not even an insulting joke. Nice work 11W!
|2 years 1 week ago||Wait, but all I've heard from||
Wait, but all I've heard from Chad Ford is that McGary was stupid for coming back? I don't know what to believe anymore.
|2 years 1 week ago||Thank you for the disclaimer||
Thank you for the disclaimer before the joke. That always makes jokes funnier. Seriously.
|2 years 2 weeks ago||I know you are just posting||
I know you are just posting this to be a douche (success!), but do you really think Trey talking is more important than Trey playing the sport that made him famous? If so, I can see why you have such a problem with these threads.
|2 years 2 weeks ago||You're Magnus.||
|2 years 2 weeks ago||What qualifies any of us to||
What qualifies any of us to talk about any of Michigan's sport team? For most of us, nothing. I, for one, still enjoy the discussion and reading everyone's opinions. Well, except for people who disagree with me, they're dicks.
What I'm saying is that I enjoy the feature, even if not everyone on the panel is some sort of expert.
|2 years 3 weeks ago||Desmond Morgan||
I don't think Desmond Morgan gets enough credit for outplaying his ranking. He's certainly done more than Frank Clark, at least at this point.
|2 years 4 weeks ago||I hope you don't make all you||
I hope you don't make all you life decisions based on the fact that "it may not pan out."
|2 years 4 weeks ago||Denard continues to break||
Denard continues to break barriors. He was an All-American "Back" and in now an OW. Glad he's continued creating new positions.