WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, SETH
Mike Valenti has opinions about things
Troll'd by our fearless leader!
Did anybody read that big story by Ace Williams? Can't find the link. Somebody post it.
Of pissed-off looking cats. Our cat smiles all the time.
Thanks. You should put this on the main board. I think the blog needs to hear about it. Also would help the mods in their pursuit of an early aneurysm..
Holy fuck I think you're not joking.
That would not be recommended unless you desire bitchy responses.
Clearly a Twitter stockholder.
Since the 4th or 5th game I've wondered if Green would transfer. Haven't thought about or cared about the others. It would be concerning, I guess, for Kalis to transfer. I am clearly not as good at evaluating players as the coaches are, and I only see them on Main Street, not State Street, but I have wondered many times this season why we aren't switching it up more to see if a different set would help the team be more successful. I know a lot of people think that consistency is more important, that the o-line won't get better until they've had multiple games together etc, but I don't personally know how accurate that is. I'm anxious to see how this all shakes out, for past recruits, current recruits, future recruits, and coaches.
Is it a full moon?
Next we're gonna see McFarlin return.
I see a thread about student section attendance and Fab Five banners coming....
Your just going to take that Seth?
That's ok, no need to be sorry. Michigan's program is in shambles, the blog is in shambles... my grammer is in shambles. It's been that type of day.
It seems your spelling is off too. Just one of those days. Sorry.
So what your saying is, I could write for the Freep?
in the old mod system you'd be +1 from me.
Not only could you write for the Freep, you could be Sharp's boss.
If I was Sharp's boss I wouldn't be his boss for long because firing him would probably be my first priority.
1. Did someone drop off a bag of mushrooms at the MGoBlog office?
2. Any left?
Greatest MGOBoard day ever?
Dammit! I thought we were safe from his vengful gaze while posting on the MGoBoard.
The jumping the shark moment.
Can't believe this blogs creator would acknowledge such a MSU thumping Howard Stern wannabe blowhard who smells his own underwear for reassurance of his self-worth!
This is just a joke.
They've jumped the shark and I'm outta here. Now, where do I go to redeem my mgopoints for a stuffed animal or something?
hell is going on?
The first rule of rule club is no fighting
Here it comes
When posting that gif, you must use the properly looped version.
What, no link to a Bleacher Report article??
Ba ba ba BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
People rip on bleacher report all the time, but they actually have some great stuff:
This is just too much for me today. So for the time being I am going to "run around screaming and panic" for a while.
It is past time that we turn this into a television series.
Dammit, you beat me to it!
Is this the blog equivalent of going postal?
I blacked out, came to, and then come to find out that there's money missing off my dresser and my daughter's knocked up. Well, back to building model airplanes, even if you guys aren't buying.
When the bosses are trolling one another, chaos reigns. The state of our board:
That is a fantastic movie and reference.
That is a fantastic movie and reference.
Another appropriate reference would be MSU as the rough riders, the team as the Rock Ridge townsfolk, and then together members of this blog and the team get together for that Sunday church session.
I feel like Saul Berenson right now in this week's Homeland. Screaming at someone to get to Brian's house before he starts the offensive (amirite?) UFR for the MSU game. DO NOT LET HIM WATCH THAT TAPE!
Better call Saul. Oh wait...NTS
legend-wait for it-dary. This site never ceases to entertain me. Today is a good day.
I approve of things.
I have access to all MGoBlog accounts.
ALL MGoBlog accounts. Some changes, however, take an hour to have an effect. What do you have against Missouri, Brian?
Is he getting a My Little Pony avatar?
Stay out of the sun. You look like crap David.
Can I get a hottub?!?!
Today is almost as great as the day the WLA made their long awaited and semi-triumphant return.
And we still have the UFR for the MSU game to look forward to - this is like Christmas in fucking July people!
I wouldn't compare the coming UFR to Christmas... more like an Ebola outbreak.
i just laughed out loud in my office...thanks mGrowOld for making my day, +50,000.78 points to you, sir!
All Brian has to say is that we sucked and leave it at that.
I wasn't going to throw it overboard?
Close your eyes, Newt
This is both the best and worst day on the MGoBoard ever. I think I've entered the Twilight Zone.
See what happens when we lose to MSU? The world melts.
From the blog....you heard it hear first fuck you ace
I have no idea what's going on but I'm gonna just roll with it.
STEAK DINNER BOOM
Don't make me turn this car around! I know a couple young men that won't be goin to Showbiz if they don't shape it up!
After watching that I now have no clue what this post was about.
I thnk we've found Brian's new avatar.....
We may not have an offensive line, but it's nice to see that we all have each other.
For the neg.
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE...
I fear a politics themed topic is next
Is this irony or a paradox? Either way, this post has ripped a hole in the mgoblog space time continuum.
Edit: Based on my last sentence, it would have to be a paradox because a simple ironic statement couldn't interfere with the continuum. Oh man, this is making my head hurt.
It's an irony wrapped in a paradox wrapped in an enigma wrapped in delicious delicious bacon
There are forces at work here much greater than myself. So, I negged....but then I upvoted. Yup, that's right, I have no idea what is happening. But I'm pretty sure it's racist.
It took about 7 loops of this gif to figure out what that it was a "mind blown" gif. I had to watch it about 10 more times...just to make sure i got the meaning right.
"mind blown" gif? I have no idea what you're talking about.
I like the color blue
if a cat always lands on its feet and bread always lands butter side down, what happens if you tie a piece of bread butter side up to a cats back and throw him in the air?
transfers at the end of the year.
And the bread never hits the ground, so it doesn't matter that the butter is facing up because it hasn't hit the ground yet.
Or, the bread hits the ground butter side down, and the cat never touches the ground.
African or European?
Wait - is the cat dead or alive?
and negbanged it
at the same time
with my monkey-fighting ghost.
So whatcha gonna do about it, Brian?
I've got to get in on this. Hmm...
... I've got it!
a sheep head photo and bad poetry to troll the revolutionaries . . .
MGoBlog has just been invaded by a few muggles who were put under the Imperius curse.
Was this the answer to unify this fan base? A couple terrible articles by members of the media. Then Brian trolling us all? Is this how you get a group that is tearing apart at the seams to once again become one?
It just might be, it just might be, I may have been wrong, all along.
I mentioned this in one of the deleted treads
[shakes fist at BISB]
Definitely the most well behaved this blog has been since the offseason. We should do this more often.
The bases are loaded. All we need now is a Hall of Fame worthy photoshop thread to bring the runners home.
It reminds me of that episode of Star Trek where the civilization is controlled by the computer Landru. Most of the day they're passive and controlled until Festival, then everyone is allowed to release control to every primal impulse.
and by posting this I earned a valuable Mgopoint
I love how this board has gotten to such a lethargic state of not giving a shit that we can just post whatever we want today. I propose to the board an epic 80s music video post of the week for the rest of the season just to uplift our spirits
So, I'm having an absolutley idiotic day at work today. People are acting really strange. One of our customers seems to be going out of its way to hire morons to interface with us. One of my team members is actually thinking returning to his home town in Mexico that is not only a U.S./Mexico border town but a border between two cartel territories (Reynosa, look it up, its a fun place). So yeah.
Then, I see the board today and the Ace Williams story and I feel like the world is going crazy around me.
Or maybe I'm the crazy one and I don't realize it....Oh God.
Drew Sharp & Jason Whitlock are still morons right? That fact will be my "constant".
...the last fuck i gives today.
The only thing that would make today's day on the board any better would be the return of upvotes and down votes.
And the way things have gone.. it's not out of the question.
That if you're going to use cryo propellants for your spacecraft, you're going to play hell when you have to actually want to go anywhere, Mike. It's not easy to have a pressure fed system with cryo props in the vaccuum of space in a zero-g environment. I mean, yeah, cryo props are great, their condense, there are few better props better than LOX and LH2. But man, a pressure fed system just leads to a lot of issues there. I mean, you have helium bubbles mixing with your cryo fluid, stratification is a real issue, and you can't manage your prop by just allowing it to boil off like a land based dewer system, because you can't just afford to lose your ullage press and/or your prop. And don't get me started on trying to implement a bladder system for it, that's probably worse, Mike. I mean, you're talking serious materials questions here.
Cryo storage in a zero-g atmosphere is just a bitch man. I mean, Mike, I know that's what you think is the future of chemical propulsion in space, but the heat transfer problem, the slosh problem, the fluid mixing problem, the fluid retention issue, being able to restart the engine... man, I just dunno Mike, but that's an interesting opinion to have. You're just going to have to make a more convinsing argument Valenti.
Negged for uninformative title.
Workers should own the means of production.
Jesus saves. And so does Ace Williams.
My opinion on these subjects are completely different and in contrast to yours.
I am mildly upset at you.
I agree with one of your beliefs, and one of his. Therefore you are both shitheads.
See you Friday for the basketball live chat!
I'm all about to roll in and slice fools hands off with my rhymes , and then I see Brian started the thread. That's cool, I get it.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK POSTING FROM AN IPHONE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Are there any sheep herding jobs open in a third world country?
- South Park
You make me feel happy.
And who's Lucy Ann?
You should have left that up for a while! Classic.
It's so sad that you don't have enough MGoPoints to make a thread on the MGoBoard about your brilliant insight.
SHIT I CANT EVEN TELL WHAT IS SARCASIM ANYMORE!!!!
Can someone explain just what the h-e-double-hockey-sticks is going on around here today?
Read Dear Diary tomorrow and all will be made clear. Or opaque.
well look whose doing his best Doug Karsh impression, Mr. Teaser
Boooo Brian, boooo
going on. I haven't listened to 97.1 since Valenti became a regular wind bag for Spartan football while simultaniously tearing down UM football. So no suprise he is at the bottom of some bad PR. You do have to feel sorry for him though, he has already said publicly or on his soapbox 97.1 FM that he knows as long as OSU and UM are in the B1G, Spartys will only be also rans.
WAY to much fun.
Can somebody please start a thread that describes what the fuck is happening in this thread?
I feel sorry for you as a person.
The time one of these posts isn't real and I don't click on it.
Yeah, you wanna know what I did? I saw the word "Valenti" and I was like nope. Not gonna. Not now and not ever. If Seth hadn't been so self-congratulatory in Dear Diary I'd've totally missed instead of mostly missed one of the most epic things ever. Now I have to click on every thread that says Valenti on it, which is not good life advice.
Exactly. Can't believe I missed out on this epic event 'cuz I was too intent on avoiding anything with Valenti in the title. I done got had.
so can we all please go back and start Thursday over again? I got seriously cheated out of a fabulous ride!
And now, a musical interlude from the 1987 Elaine May masterpiece Ishtar...
All the folks that don't have money
Are they poor? Oh well, sure.
But that ain't poverty baby --
That's not the not of the Have Not Blues!
People have not got soles on their shoes
But I have not got you.
Mr. Valenti made #5 of the nations best talkers list. Congrats!