a vitally important recap of all the dumb tweets sent during the Harbaugh coaching search
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|1 week 4 days ago||..Wait... huh, what?...||
..Wait... huh, what?... oh,yeah, great...
/goes back to sleep
|1 week 4 days ago||Can we hurry up and not do||
Can we hurry up and not do this immediately?
|2 weeks 3 days ago||This should be mandatory||
This should be mandatory viewing for anyone who lives under the delusion that we should have a costumed mascot.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||If Harbaugh wants them, I||
If Harbaugh wants them, I want them.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||He looks like a Pinewood||
He looks like a Pinewood Derby car.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||There's too much damned Ohio||
There's too much damned Ohio on them there jerseys.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I'm a fan of this. Best way I||
I'm a fan of this.
Best way I can think of to update the uniforms without updating the uniforms.
If you catch my drift.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||Pinball and Board Games||
Pinball and Board Games (mostly european)
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Haven't heard the expression||
Haven't heard the expression snot bubble since Lawrence Taylor wrote, on satisfying QB sacks, “He doesn’t see you coming and you drive your helmet into his back so hard, he blows a little snot bubble.”
|4 weeks 2 days ago||There's something very Cloud||
There's something very Cloud Atlas about that headline...
|4 weeks 4 days ago||Man I wish Chicagi was good||
Man I wish Chicago was good again and part of the Big.
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Good luck. Sorry about you||
Sorry about you ending up in Lubbock.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Whaddya mean, "Most people||
Whaddya mean, "Most people consider the Big Ten a 'bye'?"
|6 weeks 4 days ago||It's easy...||
... if you try.
|6 weeks 5 days ago||To Notre Dame with Hell.||
To Notre Dame with Hell.
|7 weeks 4 days ago||Sadidas bad at making||
Sadidas bad at making 'Formz.:(
|7 weeks 4 days ago||Too young.||
|8 weeks 5 days ago||Harbaugh demonstrating that||
Harbaugh demonstrating that Cowherd needs Harbaugh much, much more than Harbaugh shall ever need Cowherd.
Trying to give Harbaugh a chance to sell Michigan to recruits?
Harbaugh will be relevant to recruits for far, far longer than Cowherd will be relevant to radio.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Upvoted on the "Fuck ND"||
Upvoted on the "Fuck ND" alone.
I... uh... actually didn't read the rest of your comment.
But I thought the "Fuck ND" part was strong enough to really carry both paragraphs.
I think it would be worthwhile to expand on your comments as I think they only scratch the surface for your readers.
-HOW would you like to fuck ND?
I hope you take these comments to heart and enjoy them as much as I enjoyed your comments, especially the "fuck ND" part.
|9 weeks 1 day ago||Agree with the||
Agree with the sentiment.
Disagree with the plausibility.
Why not just add ND as well? (Actually, f$&@ ND. I don't want them regardless.)
And make Jesus an assistant coach (before ND hires him)?
OT, Oklahoma ain't going anywhere. They're all Stockholm Syndromey over UT, and aren't going anywhere without the Longhorns.
And as long as UT has the Longhorn network, no one is getting UT to leave BigXII.
|9 weeks 4 days ago||Notre Dame: the cougar of||
Notre Dame: the cougar of college football.
I like that. Kudos!
|9 weeks 4 days ago||See the third image from the||
See the third image from the toP, with UofLMan flexing.
How could I have forgotten to mention the TALONS?
Oh, man, to see THOSE TALONS stretched into elephantiasis-laden claws because the wearer has a spare tire, tractor sized! Tell me that wouldn't be comedy gold!
|9 weeks 4 days ago||Just stop. Please, for the||
Please, for the love of God, stop.
Notre Dame is that psycho hot girlfriend who is just so fricking hot, but psycho. Batshit. Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. The girlfriend who you take out on a date hoping you'll get lucky, but 98 percent of the time, the date ends with you trying to find where she threw your car keys in the 7-Eleven parking lot while in a drunken fit at 3am, while she got a ride home from the Hell's Angel who keyed your car after pissing on the grill.
But it's okay because in the morning, she'll have forgotten everything and she's hot.
Then one day she's gone, and you realize just how much of a bullet you dodged.
Hell, Notre Dame can't even commit to the ACC completely even now!
If the ACC could check for crabs, herpes, and crabs with herpes, they should.
Man, unless you can wrap their entire football program in three-layers of condom, just keep Notre Dame away.
|9 weeks 4 days ago||I so want to see some chubby,||
I so want to see some chubby, middle aged, beer-swilling, U of L fan wearing one of those winged jerseys. Preferably with nacho cheese smear stains across the front.
My god, it would be horribly magnificent!
|14 weeks 2 days ago||I await the SEC and ACC||
I await the SEC and ACC formal protests to the NCAA office for this.
|16 weeks 2 days ago||Maybe we should have a camp||
Maybe we should have a camp that allows all sports gear manufacturers from around the country at all levels come and demonstrate their capabilities, just for love of thr game.
|18 weeks 8 hours ago||I am so, so, so sorry that||
I am so, so, so sorry that the Carrs are going through this, especially Chad.
I hope and pray that this is Chad's tumor necrotizing and that these symptoms pass, leaving him cancer free for as long as possible. Most of all, I pray for mercy for Chad and his parents. I know Chad is getting the best care possible from the outstanding pediatric oncology department at Mott.
|18 weeks 2 days ago||Batman has been portrayed the||
Batman has been portrayed the past thirty years as actually having a superpower level of intellect and planning. The idea is that, given time to prepare and his wealth of resources, Batman can defeat ANYONE.
Furthermore, Superman is very by-the-book. He exhibits restraint when fighting anyone who isn't nigh invulnerable in his comics all the time.
Batman plans for this fact accordingly.
As to why they are in conflict - well, that's what makes it a fine story (assuming the film is based on Miller's outstanding book). But essentially, Superman is portrayed as a government stooge following the agenda of the power elite, while Batman is the vigilante who gets things done but often has to ignore a few laws in order to do so. Superman is tasked with reeling Batman in. Batman tasks himself with taking Superman down a few notches.
So, to apply the football simile:
Superman is the football team loaded with talent, and a brutally simplistic Manball style of play.
Batman is the football team with good talent, but a maniacal level of preparation, trick plays, and execution.
|18 weeks 2 days ago||Let it go, Don. Let it||
Let it go, Don.
Let it go.
"No good luggin' a lot of hate around. It will give you ass cancer."
("Yeah, I ain't trying to f*ck around with cancer in my asshole or nuthin'."
|18 weeks 5 days ago||Satellite camps? Them must be||
Them must be purdy smart camps.