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9 hours 34 min ago	I thought it was hilarious,	I thought it was hilarious, though I agree it does show how unfit RR was for Michigan. I personally don't think that fact reflects 100% well on Michigan, but I get that there are reasonable differences of opinion on this. Two other things: I'm really surprised they were allowed to use tobacco. Not appalled, just surprised. Second, David Lockwood (@1:56) is a serious badass.
2 days 3 hours ago	Sometimes cliches are the best ches
2 days 16 hours ago	So you've alread read the	So you've alread read the book and know the entirety of his argument, then? You are quite the soothsayer. Plus, should one only be allowed to criticize something if one pledges to make no money off of that criticism? Seems like that would remove all incentives for social criticism, which probably wouldn't be good for anyone.
3 days 11 hours ago	I was in Palo Alto maybe 10	I was in Palo Alto maybe 10 years ago for a friend's wedding and before the ceremony we toured the jaw-droppingly gorgeous Stanford campus. I was in some kind of administration building that looked like a Spanish Versailles when a comely young lass approached me and asked if I knew where the restroom was. I had just visited said loo, and so I was prepared to say "down that hallway on the left." But when I realized it was Natalie Portman I instead said "schloaksdjfberflaffenhaffenfarvergnugen," wet myself (hard to do when you've just gone to the restroom) and ran away simultaneously giggling and sobbing. #CSB
5 days 7 hours ago	Man I wish I wasn't in my	Man I wish I wasn't in my early-mid-40s right about now.
5 days 7 hours ago	I'm just here to see if WiLA2	I'm just here to see if WiLA2 is going to re-re-re-explain to Don what Brian meant.
1 week 2 days ago	The extra "e" is for extra	The extra "e" is for extra excellent!
1 week 2 days ago	If I were a mod I wouldn't	If I were a mod I wouldn't send you Bolivian but force you to change your handle and avatar. You don't deserve either.
2 weeks 3 days ago	That is probably the most	That is probably the most powerful wank fuel for the most narrowly-defined nerd demographic that I have ever seen. I don't know whether I'm deliriously happy or catatonically depressed that this exists in the world. It's definitely one or the other, though, no middle ground there.
2 weeks 4 days ago	the USE OF A HOSE WAS AN	the USE OF A HOSE WAS AN IMPERMISSIBLE BENEFIT #ThingsMyWifeSays
2 weeks 4 days ago	I think Vrabel's hole debacle	I think Vrabel's hole debacle is what the Gold Bond was for. Hey-ooo!!!
2 weeks 4 days ago	Is it at all possible that he	Is it at all possible that he was using it on his feet and liked the tingly sensation, you know, on his feet? Hence the footprints? Or is the idea that he dumps a cannister on his meat and two veg and then it cascades to the floor and then he walks around in it and leaves footprints? There's an image for you.
2 weeks 4 days ago	No late-80s vice presidential	No late-80s vice presidential politics. EDIT: Although just for comedy's sake it would have been a lot funnier if Bentsen had said "Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're a giant piece of shit."
2 weeks 4 days ago	How many minutes watching	How many minutes watching this without blinking is too many minutes? Whatever that number is, I think I beat it by several orders of magnitude.
3 weeks 4 days ago	Princess Leia in a space	Princess Leia in a space bikini invalidates your argument.
3 weeks 4 days ago	Hey now. You try catching	Hey now. You try catching footballs when you are made of dreams.
3 weeks 5 days ago	Whatever small piece of my	Whatever small piece of my mind that wasn't blown after part I is now irretrievably blown after part II. Heiko is the man that The Man only dreams about being.
3 weeks 6 days ago	I feel like you critics are	I feel like you critics are not getting the "picture pages" humor in this.
5 weeks 17 hours ago	Donald O'Connor had the same	Donald O'Connor had the same problem.
5 weeks 2 days ago	I always knew Lord Voldemort	I always knew Lord Voldemort had a blind spot for Shakespeare references.
5 weeks 3 days ago	If WH is reading, another	If WH is reading, another Keith Jackson classic idiosyncrasy was saying "eeeeit's touchdown!" for "it's a touchdown." He does it at the 4:10 mark of the UCLA vid, but I've heard him say it a bunch of other times.
5 weeks 3 days ago	Q:  What did the German say	Q:  What did the German say when asked if he thought Peppers's highlight film was good? A:  Ja, brilliant! / tried to make a pun out of first name instead of last
5 weeks 4 days ago	But have you ever	But have you ever Channed? Speaking of which, I'm a little disappointed that there were no gerund-related laffs in Brian's post. Je suis disappoint.
6 weeks 3 days ago	Look at that! Oh my	Look at that! Oh my goodness! One man! Goodbyyyye! Helloooooo, Heisman!!! #Chills
6 weeks 4 days ago	Jose Canseco is pissed	Jose Canseco is pissed because his tweets are the third most bizarre in this week's TWITT.
6 weeks 6 days ago	Not to overly stereotype	Not to overly stereotype labor laws in LDCs but if you are BREAKING INDONESIAN LABOR LAWS your labor practices probably really suck.
7 weeks 4 days ago	On the heels (!) of the	On the heels (!) of the Fucking Shit anchorman and Michael Shannon dramatic reading of the deranged sorority girl videos, I'm having a hard time ginning up much of a giggle for this. I mean, it's cute, but not so much funny, IME.
7 weeks 4 days ago	I like the cut of your jib. -	I like the cut of your jib. - A Fellow Hinsdaler (305)
7 weeks 4 days ago	I think the designer of the	I think the designer of the fourth CFP logo was watching a little too much LOTR:
7 weeks 4 days ago	What did you think when you	What did you think when you read it a second or third time?

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