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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Yep, not that hard to

Yep, not that hard to

figure out. [I ] just hope Warde

sees the same [damn] thing. 

I can run the 5.5 yards from…

I can run the 5.5 yards from my couch to my refrigerator in 40 seconds.

Does that count?

Let me tell you 'bout Wayne…

Let me tell you 'bout Wayne and his deals of cocaine
A little more every day
Holding for a friend till the band do well
Then the D.E.A. locked him away

I recommend reading this…

I recommend reading this post in the voice of Mike Damone. 

all your hoosier are belong…

all your hoosier are belong to us

I went to the 2007 game and…

I went to the 2007 game and I can tell you what not to do during the game. Don't run zone left 4,000 times in the first half and then not make any halftime adjustments and run zone left 4,000 more times in the second half.

Love you Lloyd!

xoxo

TBF, it seems like the…

TBF, it seems like the Partridge injury was self-inflicted. By Partridge.

12-0 for a third straight…

12-0 for a third straight season? 

 

DISRESPEKT 

Pretty good, but the beard…

Pretty good, but the beard doesn't look nearly fake enough.

I forget, is it "you are the…

I forget, is it "you are the wind beneath my wings" back, or "take that and rewind it" back?

Assuming Ludacris got the flow that make your booty go smack, natch.

-1 for poor rhyming scheme.

-1 for poor rhyming scheme.

Seth, can you elaborate on…

Seth, can you elaborate on this:

Stretch is only a problem if you let it be. This was OSU practice, since they're the most Stretch team on the horizon, and I have to imagine they weren't that pass defense-crazy over Kaliakmanis.

Are you saying that the way we played Minny--keeping our LBs in coverage instead of firing into the OZ gaps--is what we'll do against OSU (i.e., this was practice for OSU)? Or that we'll do something different against OSU (i.e., we wanted to see how one thing would work against Minny but against OSU we'll do something else)?

I ask because if we keep our LBs in coverage, won't OSU just punish us for that in the way that Minny did? Like, what is the counter to OZ that would allow us to limit gains but also keep our LBs in coverage? Or maybe I'm completely missing your point.

When you have more INT…
When you have more INT return yards than they have passing yards that's an Iowutger.

I initially read this as a "lolwutger" which seems to work also.

Excuse me Athan

Not sure if…

Excuse me Athan

Not sure if you realized

It is spelled Nathan

Camo wings. To honor the…

Camo wings. To honor the troops.

Even watching it live I…

Even watching it live I couldn't figure out why the DEs were dropping into the flats so much while the DBs were playing with so much outside leverage. It seems like those should work more in tandem, but I guess it also seems like that should be pretty easy to fix, either the zone drops or the leverage of the DBs. 

I think it won't be until…

I think it won't be until the 12 team playoff that that ticks down below 10.

Anybody remember these from…

Anybody remember these from the 1970s?

True, but in the moment it…

True, but in the moment it seemed like Stewart (I think?) was really dogging it getting off the field. I don't think refs are obliged to hold the snap if a player isn't hustling, but I have no idea if that's actually in the rule book.

A shiny nickel for anyone…

A shiny nickel for anyone who caught Brian's de rigueur Smiths reference.

Some absolutely elite names…

Some absolutely elite names on the Lithuanian squad, including Mindaugas Kuzminskas and Vaidas Kariniauskas.

Question for MGoChicagoans:…

Question for MGoChicagoans: didn't One-Handed Pupating Edwards open for Five Finger Death Punch at the Empty Bottle in like 2008 or 2009?

I had an old cassette of…

I had an old cassette of Sticky Fingers without any track listings. 

Mick garbles "can't you hear me knocking" so badly that I never had any idea what it was. I just kept singing "canna nama lovin'" or something.

Years later I got the actual record and was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense.

+1 underrated

+1 underrated

You need to check the…

You need to check the definition of either "vasectomy" or "literally."

Or I'm concerned about the quality of your urologist.

I couldn't find it on the…

I couldn't find it on the interwebs, but my memory is that she once said something to the effect of "Catholic priests shouldn't comment on people's sex lives for two reasons: one is that they don't have sex. The other is that they do."

How many Schrute bucks would…

How many Schrute bucks would fill up a Fleck bank?

It is the fucking worst. I…

It is the fucking worst. I have two kids and "lost" each one once when they were about 7. I remember absolutely everything about those 90-180 seconds. 

Things they don't tell you in "What to Expect When You're Expecting."

Two words: cooler pooper.

Two words: cooler pooper.

The French pronunciation…

The French pronunciation also works better paired with "ennui," i.e., "ohn-REE" and "on-WEE."

This guy's like "oh yeah, I…

This guy's like "oh yeah, I'm real worried that he won't get strong enough to play tight end at Michigan..." 

*eye roll*

Ben Herbert - Director of Strength and Conditioning - Staff ...

Mickie’s Dairy Bar isn’t at…

Mickie’s Dairy Bar isn’t at all like Zingerman’s but it is Madison’s Zingerman’s. Ya dere hey? 

I got you.

I got you.

My guess is either Murray or…

My guess is either Murray or Young will be dealt, which would open up some space.

Coolstorybro alert:

My…

Coolstorybro alert:

My first exposure to Juneteenth was in, uh, June, of 1991. My fiancee and I had just moved to DC and were looking for something to do on a weekend. We saw in the City Paper (probably) that there was this thing called a "Juneteenth" celebration in Anacostia SE. 

So we drove across the river, parked at a park (probably Anacostia Park, although I don't remember specifically), and witnessed a fucking awesome celebratory festival. We had no idea of the cultural significance of Juneteenth, nor the bad rep of Anacostia, but we had a ball and felt totally welcomed and glad to be witnesses to so much joy.

Thus endeth the cool story bro.

You wouldn't think there…

You wouldn't think there would be three dudes named Micah Kaapana.

If you have a dead body on…

If you have a dead body on you, you are a very large and terrifying person. Or you are dead yourself, in which case you may be in a Schrödinger's Cat type of situation.

He wasn't and you didn't…

He wasn't and you didn't. Not only are they in the WCF this year, you didn't even mention the NBA championship from all the way back in 2020. LeBron haters gonna LeBron hate, I guess.

Who is this he keeps…

Who is this he keeps flirting with me lol

The Grizz have the 45th and…

The Grizz have the 45th and 56th picks. That would seem appropriate for several reasons.

It's Rudddock.

It's Rudddock.

Questions for those in the…

Questions for those in the know, from personal experience or otherwise:

  • Given that there isn't a game of any sort (baseball, maybe?), what happens on these "off-cycle" visit weekends? Just a lot of meetings and touring and eating and such? (let's keep it clean, people--this is a family blog).
  • Relatedly, why would recruits choose these off-cycle weekends as their OV weekends? What do they tend to like about them? Is it simply a matter of fitting UM into their schedules, or is there some other reason to choose this kind of weekend?

Thanks, I'll hang up and listen.

Best I could come up with,…

Best I could come up with, given decency regs.

12 women with orange hair hugging a sumo wrestler.

It's je ne sais quoi.

Yes,…

It's je ne sais quoi.

Yes, that is my contribution to the discussion.

But what if I want precisely…

But what if I want precisely what I want precisely when I want it regardless of who else it affects? Isn't that my right as an American? Prove me wrong.

It's worse than a misplaced…

It's worse than a misplaced apostrophe--it doesn't require an apostrophe at all because "Brandons" isn't a possessive; it's a plural. It's should just be "where the Brandons could live." 

Un-negged and pro-posed for…

Un-negged and pro-posed for that explanation. 

Glad I had those stents…

Glad I had those stents installed! 
Go Blue! 

Negged for using "care of" …

Negged for using "care of" (c/o) instead of "circa" (ca.).