Little Brown Jug Haikus
October 6th, 2023 at 8:04 AM ^
A Golden Gopher
Is a normal gopher in
A golden shower
Row, row, row your boat
Into Kris Jenkins et al.
You lost your paddle
"Minnesota nice"?
I think you all are just like
Jerry Lundegaard
You know we will drink
Your mini-soda out of
Our Little Brown Jug
October 6th, 2023 at 8:11 AM ^
Oh Minnesota
You couldn't even win it
Against Sheridan
The shine has come off
Of ol' head coach PJ Fleck.
Well, his head still shines
Athan the Greek Freak
Only handing off the ball
Won't work on *this* line.
October 6th, 2023 at 8:14 AM ^
The second haiku
In the first line change "shine's" to
"Shine has." Then, perfect!
October 6th, 2023 at 8:41 AM ^
D'oh! Thank you :D
October 6th, 2023 at 8:20 AM ^
Wish we play this game
Every year as protected
Best trophy ever
October 6th, 2023 at 11:10 AM ^
The Paul Bunyan says
W T F is that trophy?
Looks Like it smells bad
October 6th, 2023 at 8:21 AM ^
Hey Minnesota
Prepare for post game cleanup
Greasy gopher guts
October 6th, 2023 at 8:23 AM ^
History records
"Come and take it back" they said
Don't worry, we did.
October 6th, 2023 at 8:27 AM ^
don't trust the gophers
we will bring our own water
give us back our jug
October 6th, 2023 at 8:36 AM ^
Um Minnesota
This game has lost its luster
Cause you are not good
October 6th, 2023 at 8:46 AM ^
Hark, the leaves turn gold
Mel pounded himself maroon
Give Jim his money
October 6th, 2023 at 9:29 AM ^
BWWAHaahahah!
October 6th, 2023 at 10:32 PM ^
There are many things to love about this haiku. But to me, it is the juxtaposition of a classic naturalistic first stanza with seemingly unrelated, increasingly jarring, second and third stanzas, each being an independent, transcendent statement shattering the quietude of the pastoral first scene. And yet on further reflection, the connection between all three stanzas becomes apparent, emerging from the fog and racing straight at you.
October 7th, 2023 at 12:12 AM ^
English major?
October 6th, 2023 at 8:51 AM ^
Hahaha, you, me
Little Brown Jug, I love thee
Lots of fun have we
October 6th, 2023 at 8:52 AM ^
Kill all the Golfers?
But, won't we get in trouble?
GOPHERS, you ninny!
October 6th, 2023 at 8:59 AM ^
Caution! I was young
Michigan ranked number one
Lost to the Gophers
Another young fan
Was Jimmy Harbaugh, who will
keep that day in mind
October 6th, 2023 at 9:05 AM ^
PJ rows the boat
Jim steals his paddles away
That boat goes nowhere
October 6th, 2023 at 9:15 AM ^
Little Brown Jug
In Michigan's grasp it rests
Douchebag Fleck.
October 6th, 2023 at 9:18 AM ^
42-4
Why do Gophers still show up
The Jug remains ours
October 6th, 2023 at 9:20 AM ^
No fish in the sky
No birds in the sea
just carnage and bloodshed 41-3
October 6th, 2023 at 12:16 PM ^
You know how haikus work?
October 6th, 2023 at 9:22 AM ^
Jug Security
Always at a premium
So says Brady Hoke
October 6th, 2023 at 9:24 AM ^
Row row row the boat
I think Mel Tucker just creamed
Guess that's all I got
October 6th, 2023 at 9:39 AM ^
Mel Tucker's coxswain
Yells commands on PJ's boat
"Lay back! Hands on! Stroke!"
October 6th, 2023 at 9:28 AM ^
A ceramic pot?
Might be in our locker room.
Gonna want that back.
October 6th, 2023 at 9:29 AM ^
Row the boat, you fools
"Our canoe is leaky coach"
We float on wife's breasts
October 6th, 2023 at 9:42 AM ^
"Those are not buoys."
A punchline to a Raquel
Welch joke, repurposed.
October 6th, 2023 at 11:31 AM ^
Fleck will never sink
Wife is Coast Guard certified
Floatation device
October 6th, 2023 at 12:18 PM ^
Hahaha!
October 6th, 2023 at 12:18 PM ^
Masterful
October 6th, 2023 at 9:50 AM ^
Buffalo stampede
Navarre runs free on the turf
Great Jug comeback win
October 6th, 2023 at 9:59 AM ^
PJ'S not not very bright
His boat going in circles
Need oars...not paddles
PJ sounds like a
Sleazy carnival barker
Too bad he can't coach
Hungry Wolverines
Eat Gophers for a light snack
Then spit out their bones
October 6th, 2023 at 10:00 AM ^
The Little Brown Jug
Made for water not burgers
Punish the Gophers
October 6th, 2023 at 10:06 AM ^
The little brown jug...
Nothing is coming to mind
The brown, the jug, hmmm...
October 6th, 2023 at 10:22 AM ^
Bad times in '14
Shane Morris Spin-a-Rama
Pizza Guy, Hoke gone
October 6th, 2023 at 10:26 AM ^
Me and my wife live all alone
In a little log hut we're all our own;
She loves gin and I love rum. . .
Wait. . . D'OH!
October 6th, 2023 at 10:30 AM ^
Heather Fleck, Not Bad
Mel Tucker Wants Her Digits
But PJ wont share.
October 6th, 2023 at 10:54 AM ^
Ever had gopher?
It's a rare delicacy
It tastes best when grilled
October 6th, 2023 at 10:55 AM ^
Marion Barber
Minnesota Running back
Lawrence Maroney
October 6th, 2023 at 11:17 AM ^
What year am I in?
Is this two-thousand and three?
At least now I’m young.
October 6th, 2023 at 10:57 AM ^
No Juggalos here
So what to make of the game?
Gopher? Go figure.
October 6th, 2023 at 11:10 AM ^
Jim can only lose
When it comes to the brown jug
If he buys burgers
October 6th, 2023 at 11:31 AM ^
Try to get Brown Jug
You know it's impossible
Team to good for you
Leave, cry Gopher tears
Should not have wasted your time
Row Gopher boat home
October 6th, 2023 at 12:18 PM ^
And now for the limerick.
There once was a coach PJ Fleck
Whose team started looking like dreck
He said "Row the boat!"
They said, "Coach, it won't float!"
And the game ended as a shipwreck
October 6th, 2023 at 12:25 PM ^
Oh Little Brown Jug
Carried up I-94
Just to come back home
October 6th, 2023 at 12:36 PM ^
“Cool guy” PJ Fleck
needs more red meat and whole milk
His hair might grow back
October 6th, 2023 at 12:46 PM ^
Fleck! A-I-D-A
Fail defeat little brown jug
A-B-C, lose face
October 6th, 2023 at 12:48 PM ^
It's not November
When the season really starts
I guess this will do
October 6th, 2023 at 12:56 PM ^
It's my son's first game
Like my dad used to take me
Together. Go Blue.