Dax Hill recruitment: lemon eaters need to come forward and pay the piper

Submitted by WindyCityBlue on December 19th, 2018 at 1:48 PM

Ok.  So I have a really good insider who told me right away that Dax Hill was flipping back.  So I tried my best to screenshot all those who said they'd eat a lemon (or bag thereof) if Dax Hill flipped back.  I know I wasn't able to capture all those citrus commitments, so please those that I missed (we'll find you if you don't!) 

Unfortunately, I've been trying all morning to get the screenshots to attach, but can't seem to do so (damn you Mgoblog 3.0).  So, I'm just going to write them in below:

RockinLoud: I will suck a bag of dick-shaped lemon flavored candies if he flips back to UM

B1G or Bust: I will suck a bag of lemon-shaped dick flavored candies if he flips.

Perkis-Size Me: I'll eat a lemon and shit myself simultaneously if he comes back.

I Like Burgers: I will eat a bag of lemons the day Michigan flips a 5-star Bama commit.

Motives: I am of the same sentiment, lol.  (meaning that he will follow I Like Burgers' lead)

Adrian: ll see his bag of lemons and raise another bag, mostly because i like lemons

DCGrad: I will take a lemon too to help with this.

BIGWEENIE: I will do it. 1 bag of lemons. Come on down kid

Chalky White: I'll eat a box of Lemon Heads.

theguy49503: I'll volunteer to help you (I Like Burgers) eat them

LSA91: I don't want to identify the things I would eat to get Hill back to Michigan.

ih8losing: I'll join the lemon eating party should Dax flip back to the good guys. 

Alumnus93: What?  No way it's same as Solomon.... Hill doesn't live in Alabama does he? Why on Earth would he have to hide a Michigan committment?  I don't buy this..at all.... I'll gladly eat a lemon if wrong. (I like lemons)

 

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Alumnus93

December 19th, 2018 at 2:00 PM ^

Good job Windy City Blue !!!!!!!.  I will gladly eat a lemon tonight. (I like lemons..with a little sugar it isn't so bad)

If you are on What's app I can send you the video ( my Android msg app won't send videos for some reason) . Post your WhatsApp number here and I'll send it tonight.  

OR .I can take a video but someone needs to show me how to post it here. 

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bluepdx

December 19th, 2018 at 2:02 PM ^

I wish I had as much free time as you seem to have. Congrats on your success, family money, or whatever you did to have the life you've made for yourself.

Meanwhile, back to the salt mine for me.

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Umich4Life

December 19th, 2018 at 2:18 PM ^

Some people owe Sam Webb a nod of acknowledgement too: The level of vitriol was bizarre.  “It’s all for the $$$, clicks, etc.”.  We’ve all been so jaded since the world has become such a scam fest so it’s partially understandable but jeesh, let’s not turn into Bolscheviks just because dude works for $.  

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StephenRKass

December 19th, 2018 at 2:28 PM ^

Here is the link for Brian Cook eating a lemon: https://youtu.be/sVZsw9pyZoY I really don't care whether or not someone eats a lemon, or obscenely peculiarly shaped lemon candies, or soils themselves with excrement simultaneously. Still, what I'd really like is for the trolls and Debbie Downers and Negative Nancys and Chicken Littles to quit saying the sky is falling, and that Harbaugh is no good and will never beat OSU and that we can't have nice things, etc. Michigan is getting better, and will continue to get better. Harbaugh had a gargantuan task, and is well on his way.

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