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06/19/2018 - 1:00am Says the patriarch of the…

Says the patriarch of the douchebag mafia

06/19/2018 - 12:58am The member did not get…

The member did not get chased off for stating that Ulizio getting snaps was a bad sign.  They got kiboshed for being an @sshole, and it was well deserved.

And pray tell why an internet fan board in June wouldn’t be optimistic about their team?  I don’t think you understand the concept of being a sports fan.  It’s not the financial markets or government policy, it really doesn’t matter if you are wrong or right.

If you want to feel bad about Michigan, go to RCMB and 11 Warriors - they will more than satisfy your yearning for negativity.

06/19/2018 - 12:49am As long as they don’t offer…

As long as they don’t offer any 3 star fetuses 

06/18/2018 - 11:36pm Wow!  Your [email protected] licking…

Wow!  Your [email protected] licking has reached all time highs.  Do you really think that anything posted here is “valuable”?  You do, you actually believe that your posts have value!  Oh man, that just made my week!!!

Nothing posted on internet fan boards is valuable.  Your posts and my posts least of all.

06/18/2018 - 10:52pm Magnus, any rumors floating…

Magnus, any rumors floating around about Rodas Johnson and Joey Velazquez?

I really hope we get those two, they are absolutely perfect for a Don Brown defense!

06/18/2018 - 10:50pm I don’t understand this,…

I don’t understand this, were you at the camp? If you are making the point that all hand timed 40’s are a bit fast, then sure.  

But why question just this kid’s time?

06/18/2018 - 10:43pm You are correct but I really…

You are correct but I really truly enjoy flamethrowing the douchebag mafia from time to time.

06/18/2018 - 10:30pm *Suits

man, I am going to…


man, I am going to miss this show once Meaghan Markle and Patrick Adams are gone.

also, my 13 year old daughter is listening to Sublime - that puts a smile on my face.

06/18/2018 - 10:26pm Mad?  I am cuddling with my…

Mad?  I am cuddling with my beautiful wife, watching suits and enjoying myself while I am sh!tkicking a sack of feces (that is you, btw).

I work like 12 hours a day running my advisory company so I need to enjoy myself from time to time.


06/18/2018 - 10:15pm Maizen literally has nothing…

Maizen literally has nothing else in his life.  His pathetic existence literally needs people like us  to fight with.

Wost part is he will come back later and claim he never $hit on any of the kids and was always a huge supporter- just like in basketball.

I know I am feeding into his cesspool, but it is really, really fun for me to $hitkick that clown.

06/18/2018 - 10:09pm Yes, a supposed Michigan fan…

Yes, a supposed Michigan fan who $hits on kids that want to play football for Michigan makes you a piece of $hit. 

That, and the fact that you like to lick your own @sshole.  That is another bad trait and explains why nobody chooses to spend time with you.

06/18/2018 - 10:05pm Yup, just like how ESPN didn…

Yup, just like how ESPN didn’t evaluate Cam McGrone for 2 years and and Rivals didn’t look at him for a year before the AA game.

But hey, he was a little known recruit out in a far flung part of the country.  No? He was a highly rated B1G commit right smack in the middle of the Midwest?  Well that is odd for these organizations that do nothing but scout players and camps 365 days a year.

06/18/2018 - 9:53pm This is the kind of comment…

This is the kind of comment that makes you a piece of sh!t, then you will claim you always supported the team.  That makes you even worse than the other pieces of sh!t on the board.

06/18/2018 - 9:47pm Maizen will claim that he…

Maizen will claim that he loves Michigan’s players and staff when they make the CFP.

At least the @ssholes like AK47 and Albatross are consistent with their Michigan-hate.

06/18/2018 - 9:34pm Everything that comes out of…

Everything that comes out of your a$$hole, er mouth, is bullish!t.

yeah, the staffs at schools like Bama and OSU tell the analysts who they like and those are the kids that get the stars.

You honestly think the coaches believe the analysts know how to evaluate talent better than their staff.  If so, those analysts would be on staff getting paid $100k per year.

06/18/2018 - 9:28pm So now we are criticizing…

So now we are criticizing offers?  Go through the list of 250 offers and tell me all the others that trouble you.

06/18/2018 - 9:25pm Don’t argue with Maizen just…

Don’t argue with Maizen just $hitkick him.

06/18/2018 - 9:24pm You think $11 million per…

You think $11 million per year Nick Saban gives a flying fu&k what a $30k per year Rivals analyst thinks about a kid?

This is why you are the motherfu&king of dip$hits with no friends or partners.

06/18/2018 - 5:41pm You are old, so am I.

You are old, so am I.

06/18/2018 - 5:39pm Bingo- the douchey concern…

Bingo- the douchey concern trolls only post negative sky is falling stuff.

The sad part is that some of them actually believe they are Michigan fans.  Maizen / Bluey, the guy with the cartoon profile picture and MGrowOld are Michigan fans that just hate the current team and the staff.

Albatross and AK47 are almost certainly Sparties or Buckeyes.

06/18/2018 - 3:48pm I can't believe that this…

I can't believe that this news slipped by Bluey/Maizen.  I thought he would have loved to inform us that hockey recruiting is falling apart  /s

06/16/2018 - 6:50pm How the f&ck do you know…

How the f&ck do you know what the coaches want? Don’t even start pretending you are some insider now, you are a nothing.

 Khaleke got turned down by PSU twice when he tried to commit and he will be a first or second round NFL pick (hopefully in 2020).  Matt Milano was a nothing recruit who ended up a day 2 draft pick.

If Velazquez announces tomorrow that he is committing to football (he is an elite baseball prospect), he will be a 4 star with all the usual offers.  Don’t blindly look at the stars, watch the tape.  He is Khaleke reincarnated on both sides of the ball.

Kid was absolutely tailor made to be a Don Brown Viper.

06/16/2018 - 5:17pm I prefer Joey Velazquez for…

I prefer Joey Velazquez for Viper.  Kid’s tape is incredible.  Reminds me of Khaleke - hope we get him.

Dixon will end up at WLB, he is a loss but at a deep position.


06/14/2018 - 5:35pm AK47 told the Board…

AK47 told the Board yesterday that Harbaugh is a failure because he hasn't developed as many walk ons as Wisconsin and gave a walk on spot to Jeff George Jr.  Some folks also get nervous if you develop too many walk ons.

Basically, the coaches are a failure if they develop too many or too few walk on, I wonder what is the correct number of walk ons a coach should develop?

06/14/2018 - 10:29am Just saw this - I think you…

Just saw this - I think you are taking Crootin way too seriously.  If this stuff bothers you (kids swaying like the wind) - you need to take a step back.

UM will get around 10% of the kids they offer and about 20% of the kids they target.  You have to live with that if you want to follow crootin'

06/14/2018 - 10:25am Every recruitment is…

Every recruitment is different unless the recruits are like brothers or something.  You could literally do a list of every recruit that showed interest but went elsewhere (around 150 per year) and of the kids that chose Michigan (25 or so per year).  None of that has any bearing on the 2019 kids unless you believe there is some national conspiracy for recruits to pretend that they are interested in Michigan.

Let me sum it up for you.  They are 16-18 year old kids - kids that age (if you don't remember in  your own life) change their mind A LOT.  While some kids are interested early, commit and then sign their LOI; other kids who seem interested lose interest - some eventually find their way back into the mix.  Other kids never seem interested but then jump in at the last minute.  Some kids commit, then decommit, then yell F&CK MICHIGAN in videos, then recommit (and become one of my favorite players!).  Some kids commit, decommit, recommit again, decommit again and then go to a different school and then transfer.

Do you get the point?  If the whims of 16 year olds are hard on your emotions, I suggest finding a new hobby - CROOTIN' just ain't for you.


06/14/2018 - 9:14am That would be next weekend 

That would be next weekend 

06/14/2018 - 3:33am Working into the night for…

Working into the night for like the 20th straight night (I wanted to have my own business - so I can't complain).  But anyway, I decided to take a quick break and checked out the tape on Joey Velasquez and... Holy Crap!  I love this kid's game.  He reminds me of Khaleke on his HS tape.  He is everywhere and gets to the ball carrier fast.  I love how the kid drives through the player he is tackling.

Really hope we get this kid for our next Viper.  His ratings don't reflect his skill set because he is projected to play baseball (one of the top baseball recruits in the country) - if he plays football, he will be a 4 star.

Hudson spent last spring and offseason getting a crash course in how to play viper.

nick baumgardner, Detroit Free Press, "What's next for Michigan's Khaleke Hudson? Anything he wants," 9 May 2018

06/14/2018 - 3:27am If he is coming back for a…

If he is coming back for a 2nd visit - we have a chance.  Not saying we are the leaders, just saying there is a chance.  Kid wouldn't waste his time on a 2nd trip to AA if it wasn't at least a possibility.

06/13/2018 - 9:43pm I am sure his old man can…

I am sure his old man can rub together a couple of nickels to pay for grad school.

06/13/2018 - 5:33pm AK47 is worse, way worse…

AK47 is worse, way worse than Maizen (Don’t validate his new user ID Bluey)

AK47 is the worst poster on the board, bar none.  50% chance he is a pathetic MSU troll that has taken things way, way too far.

06/13/2018 - 11:30am I would wait until all of…

I would wait until all of the bugs get worked out before I make up my mind.

06/13/2018 - 11:28am He is a walk on, the whole…

He is a walk on, the whole scholarship stuff was just a bunch of morans overreacting to football news in the middle of June.

06/13/2018 - 10:57am And nobody could name more…

And nobody could name more than 30 walk ons in the last 20 years of the program unless they are on the staff or players themselves.

06/13/2018 - 10:54am Honestly, just shut up - you…

Honestly, just shut up - you are the most ridiculous poster on the Board that hasn't already gotten kiboshed.  You thought he was getting a scholarship and now you can't admit it so you make up some stupid point about walk on spots.  There isn't a person on this board outside of Magnus and the staff that could name more 10 walk ons from the roster without looking it up.

Schools. including Michigan, literally add walk ons from student body tryouts each year.  This guy started B1G games - pretty sure Jim can take one less student body walk on this year and all will be fine.

06/13/2018 - 10:20am So now adding an extra walk…

So now adding an extra walk-on spells doom.  Why does this f&cking troll still have an account?  I would prefer going to RCMB to get my Michigan football news than read comments by people like this clown or Albatross.

06/13/2018 - 10:15am People - he is a walk-on. …

People - he is a walk-on.  What the f&ck is wrong with adding a walk-on grad transfer that has some playing experience?

Are we really at the point where we are crapping on walk-ons?

06/13/2018 - 10:04am Dude is a grad transfer walk…

Dude is a grad transfer walk-on whose dad is a good friend of Harbaugh.  Why don't you stop licking your own @sshole for a moment.

06/13/2018 - 10:03am That guy has always been an …

That guy has always been an @ssclown and anti-Harbaugh.  Sad state of existence if he is really a Michigan fan.

06/13/2018 - 9:59am This comment wins!

This comment wins!

06/07/2018 - 7:14pm Please insert the words …

Please insert the words "Left Tackle" after "lbs"

06/07/2018 - 7:13pm I wonder if Curiosity can…

I wonder if Curiosity can dig up a 6'7", 310 lbs with a 7' wing span and the feet of a ballerina for us?

06/07/2018 - 10:40am Don't forget that his dad…

Don't forget that his dad was a multi-year All Pro receiver in the NFL with 2 Super Bowl rings.  And is mom was top flight college athlete and her father was a freackin' Olympic medalist once known as the fastest man in the world and once held the world record in the 100!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But yeah "sneaky good"

06/06/2018 - 4:03pm Get it done!

Get it done!

06/05/2018 - 7:03pm I love it - this awesome. …

I love it - this awesome.  Although I do miss the pic of the Fab 5 (or the Five Times, which they originally preferred to be called :)

06/01/2018 - 11:16am Khaleke Hudson

- Marcus Ray, Glen Steele and Charles Woodson from the 90s

- Harbaugh and Jokisch from the 80s

- Ricky the Peach and Wags from the 70s

05/31/2018 - 7:55pm You are literally ignoring the entire Adidas scandal in

college basketball.  I doubt that Adidas gave $100k to Brian Bowen because they really care about Ol' State U.  And believe me, that is just the tip of the iceberg.

And I disagree about the bagmen, I am sure there are some that are rich alumni with money to burn but I bet you a lot of them are local businessmen that need a good team to drive business.  The fact that they are also alum / boosters comes second to their own pocketbook.

As far as NIL rights leading to corruption, that is impossible because NIL rights are already legal for every American other than college athletes.  It can't be corrupt if they are getting paid above board in legally binding contracts and paying their taxes. 

In fact, it would end the current corruption because they would no longer need to take money in the black market.  Also, how many players are declaring the money from bag men on their tax returns?  And don't say those are "gifts", if so, then the bag men need to be declaring on their tax returns.  Trying to fight players getting their market value is about as worthwhile a venture as the war on drugs.

05/31/2018 - 6:24pm College football is a great deal for about 98% of the players

It is scam for the top 2% - they are forced to play college football because there is no other realistic route to the NFL.  For the guys that sign big contracts, it all works out.  The others - the ones that get hurt or have short NFL careers are screwed.

There is a market value for these players and that is why bagmen exist.  They are filling in the gaps for the top 2% but have to do it in the black market because of outdated NCAA regs.  If I was a business owner that depended on a college team's success to drive my business (bars, restaurants, apparel, real estate, etc...); I would have no problem giving money to a kid's family if there were struggling and needed the help.

There are two fixes - (1) start a minor league so kids have the option to do college or minor leagues; and/or (2) allow players to sell their NIL on the open market.  This will reward the top athletes without impacting univeristy budgets or non-revenue student athletes.


05/30/2018 - 3:03am I think you mean it is saying a lot


05/30/2018 - 1:12am LaVert Hill already has

And I think Ambry will too (along with David Long).