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12/14/2018 - 2:38pm The Knowledge?

 

 

yes!

The Knowledge?

 

 

yes!

12/12/2018 - 3:53pm fade everything. fuck…

fade everything. fuck everything.

12/12/2018 - 3:48pm Stern loves him some TJ…

Stern loves him some TJ underpants...

12/11/2018 - 9:31pm Bobby Knight can get it... a…

Bobby Knight can get it... a stroke, that is...

12/11/2018 - 2:07pm fuck michigan is the new…

fuck michigan is the new raback it...

12/05/2018 - 9:41pm Sean Miller got the assist…

Sean Miller got the assist when Jerome Lane from Pitt jailsexed the backboard.  Send it in Jerome!

12/03/2018 - 5:16pm for the same reason robbie…

for the same reason robbie hummell didn't win it last year... not a freshman.

11/30/2018 - 6:13pm If you’re into Rhone…

If you’re into Rhone varietals and can be patient on a waiting list, I highly recommend Cayuse.  Ethereal stuff, every one of their bottlings.  Not overextracted Cali fruit bombs either.   Elegant, beautiful wines similar to Crozes-Hermitage. Very expensive, though. 

11/26/2018 - 4:30pm Get out of my dreams and get…

Get out of my dreams and get into my car...

11/19/2018 - 2:11pm Keep going! You’re doing so…

Keep going! You’re doing so well!

11/18/2018 - 8:00pm It’s a sickness, I know...

It’s a sickness, I know...

11/18/2018 - 6:45pm I’ll be on the Ohio ML for a…

I’ll be on the Ohio ML for a nickel, purely as an emotional hedge.  Will hopefully be money well spent. 

11/18/2018 - 2:04pm Me and my crew were at Duffy…

Me and my crew were at Duffy’s a few years ago for the MOON game. Matt Vogerich and his friends were at the table next to us. Super nice guy but he was torturing us and the rest of the bar with his vile mustard gas.  He thought it was funny.  We did not.  Cool story, bro...

11/17/2018 - 8:52pm Discuss Man

Discuss Man

11/17/2018 - 8:46pm Wanna fuck?

Wanna fuck?

11/16/2018 - 4:08pm And has herpes...

And has herpes...

11/15/2018 - 3:46pm he's like a big bear with…

he's like a big bear with these big fucking fangs... and he doesn't know what to do  with them...

11/15/2018 - 3:41pm Marcus Ray'd!

Marcus Ray'd!

11/12/2018 - 7:28pm Coach Burnsie got a raw deal…

Coach Burnsie got a raw deal. 

11/12/2018 - 2:21pm stink palm concept is very…

stink palm concept is very underrated...

11/11/2018 - 7:00pm No shit.  They’re…

No shit.  They’re fantabulous! Massage parlors and Streamate, keeping marriages in tact!

11/07/2018 - 5:50pm Throw down your guns...

Not…

Throw down your guns...

Not you, Dusty...

11/06/2018 - 2:20pm shitty dental work and…

shitty dental work and shoddy champagne room performances, imo.

11/06/2018 - 12:08pm Pro tip... the real name for…

Pro tip... the real name for the Bing is Satin Dolls and it’s on route 17 in Lodi.  It’s nice but 30-40% Russian broads working there these days. 

11/03/2018 - 1:09pm S.D., how did you get that…

S.D., how did you get that hole between your scapulae?  I’ve been wondering for over 30 years. 

10/30/2018 - 5:14pm I thought Carl Tabb was…

I thought Carl Tabb was still on the roster.  Kinda like a Robbie Hummell thing.  Fuck me

10/29/2018 - 5:46pm Who told you to put the balm…

Who told you to put the balm on?

 

- Jackie Chiles 

10/26/2018 - 1:21pm HE’S NOT DRINKING ANY…

HE’S NOT DRINKING ANY FUCKING MERLOT!

10/23/2018 - 1:42am I like the smell of my own…

I like the smell of my own farts. 

10/21/2018 - 12:45am *superfecta 

*superfecta 

10/20/2018 - 7:32pm Blutarski!

Blutarsky!

10/19/2018 - 12:06pm East Lansing eats ass

Not…

East Lansing eats ass

Not clean or well maintained ass

Is this a surprise

10/17/2018 - 11:35pm You spelled doody wrong. 

You spelled doody wrong. 

10/13/2018 - 11:38pm Fucking bravo!

Fucking bravo!

10/12/2018 - 4:07pm Scotty should mix in a salad…

Scotty should mix in a salad or three.   

10/10/2018 - 9:37pm I appreciate you directing…

I appreciate you directing me how to spend my money. GFY

10/06/2018 - 7:48pm Desmondo Jose Luis... where…

Desmondo Jose Luis... where you at Desmondo?

09/30/2018 - 2:16pm Mortimer, your brother’s not…

Mortimer, your brother’s not well...

Fuck him!

09/29/2018 - 2:52pm This is beyond incorrect. …

This is beyond incorrect.  Betting mlb money line dogs is where sharps murder sports books.   It’s the only real value when making a straight wager.  Creating value with exotics never wins in the long term.  With so many games during the season, there’s tremendous value in fading a Kershaw, Kluber, or any Yankees pitcher.  At any point during the season, you’re going to have to lay a minimum of 2-1 for one of these starters.  If you hit at around a 30% clip, you’re usually positive.   During the dog days, there’s incredible money to be had.   The last two season, there was a period from july thru the beginning of September in which the yanks and stros were below .500 yet were favored in games by >-200 every time.  On the flip side, during that same period, the Rays and A’s could be had for >+150 nearly every night.  Those teams won at close to a combined .700.  Big money available but baseball is monotonous and boring and usually ignored by non sharps.    

09/26/2018 - 10:46pm My guess is that there are…

My guess is that there are more buyers than sellers. 

09/17/2018 - 3:13pm Get out of my dreams, and…

Get out of my dreams, and get into my car...

09/05/2018 - 2:23pm insightful, hard-hittin',…

insightful, hard-hittin', and on point!  MOAR scoring play calls on offense, MOAR TFL play calls on defense...

09/03/2018 - 11:22pm Why isn’t there a bear…

Why isn’t there a bear position? Or otter? Or twink?

09/02/2018 - 2:58pm This team is cursed with a…

This team is cursed with a black cloud just like Scott Salem. 

09/01/2018 - 11:45pm SHUT THE FUCK UP, TOBY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, TOBY!

08/31/2018 - 10:27pm 550 on the under, 47.5

550 on the under, 47.5

08/20/2018 - 10:34pm What about, “they cooled on…

What about, “they cooled on him?”  That one’s my fav!

08/13/2018 - 4:49pm knoblauch is german for…

knoblauch is german for garlic. just sayin...

08/11/2018 - 6:21pm Hold me umbig11. 

Hold me umbig11. 

08/10/2018 - 12:48pm They own the Senators rd 1…

They own the Senators rd 1 pick next year, from the Duschene trade. It can very well mean Hughes.