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10/17/2018 - 11:35pm You spelled doody wrong. 

You spelled doody wrong. 

10/13/2018 - 11:38pm Fucking bravo!

Fucking bravo!

10/12/2018 - 4:07pm Scotty should mix in a salad…

Scotty should mix in a salad or three.   

10/10/2018 - 9:37pm I appreciate you directing…

I appreciate you directing me how to spend my money. GFY

10/06/2018 - 7:48pm Desmondo Jose Luis... where…

Desmondo Jose Luis... where you at Desmondo?

09/30/2018 - 2:16pm Mortimer, your brother’s not…

Mortimer, your brother’s not well...

Fuck him!

09/29/2018 - 2:52pm This is beyond incorrect. …

This is beyond incorrect.  Betting mlb money line dogs is where sharps murder sports books.   It’s the only real value when making a straight wager.  Creating value with exotics never wins in the long term.  With so many games during the season, there’s tremendous value in fading a Kershaw, Kluber, or any Yankees pitcher.  At any point during the season, you’re going to have to lay a minimum of 2-1 for one of these starters.  If you hit at around a 30% clip, you’re usually positive.   During the dog days, there’s incredible money to be had.   The last two season, there was a period from july thru the beginning of September in which the yanks and stros were below .500 yet were favored in games by >-200 every time.  On the flip side, during that same period, the Rays and A’s could be had for >+150 nearly every night.  Those teams won at close to a combined .700.  Big money available but baseball is monotonous and boring and usually ignored by non sharps.    

09/26/2018 - 10:46pm My guess is that there are…

My guess is that there are more buyers than sellers. 

09/17/2018 - 3:13pm Get out of my dreams, and…

Get out of my dreams, and get into my car...

09/05/2018 - 2:23pm insightful, hard-hittin',…

insightful, hard-hittin', and on point!  MOAR scoring play calls on offense, MOAR TFL play calls on defense...

09/03/2018 - 11:22pm Why isn’t there a bear…

Why isn’t there a bear position? Or otter? Or twink?

09/02/2018 - 2:58pm This team is cursed with a…

This team is cursed with a black cloud just like Scott Salem. 

09/01/2018 - 11:45pm SHUT THE FUCK UP, TOBY!

SHUT THE FUCK UP, TOBY!

08/31/2018 - 10:27pm 550 on the under, 47.5

550 on the under, 47.5

08/20/2018 - 10:34pm What about, “they cooled on…

What about, “they cooled on him?”  That one’s my fav!

08/13/2018 - 4:49pm knoblauch is german for…

knoblauch is german for garlic. just sayin...

08/11/2018 - 6:21pm Hold me umbig11. 

Hold me umbig11. 

08/10/2018 - 12:48pm They own the Senators rd 1…

They own the Senators rd 1 pick next year, from the Duschene trade. It can very well mean Hughes. 

08/09/2018 - 9:52pm Chris Carter’d 

Chris Carter’d 

08/08/2018 - 5:02pm Don't you mean former NY…

Don't you mean former NY Jets QB, Greg McElroy?

08/07/2018 - 5:33pm i can get behind this post

i can get behind this post

08/05/2018 - 2:24pm CoooooooooStanza!

CoooooooooStanza!

08/01/2018 - 3:03pm Hey Billy,  get outta my…

Hey Billy,  get outta my dreams and get into my car...

07/29/2018 - 10:21pm There were none better than…

There were none better than classy Freddy Blassie.  And none as annoying as the mouth of the south, Jimmy Hart. 

07/24/2018 - 1:59pm he's Benn, dopey...

he's Benn, dopey...

07/23/2018 - 4:54pm have you tried sticking it…

have you tried sticking it in your tush?  i heard that may help...

07/16/2018 - 3:07pm these responses are very…

these responses are very type II and colon cancerish...

07/09/2018 - 2:50pm As fun as Belgium are to…

As fun as Belgium are to watch, their back line is pure drek. They're  old and slow, save Meunier, and will get abused by Mbappe and Lucas's speed on the wings. Marcelo torched them and he's slow AF. Having Courtois in goal is their saving grace when defending.   France rolls, 3-1.

 

England-Cro smells like a snooze fest.  0-0, Eng through on PK's.   Croatia are banged up and have to be exhausted.

07/05/2018 - 9:09pm 34 dicks? In a row?

34 dicks? In a row?

06/20/2018 - 11:40pm Yeah, this is a math fail by…

Yeah, this is a math fail by the OP.

06/06/2018 - 11:54am Test

Test

05/22/2018 - 10:56am Dude, it totally does. It’s

Dude, it totally does. It’s a must have for those who crave a fuller elimination.

05/16/2018 - 5:02pm Jim Harbaugh’s farts DO NOT

Jim Harbaugh’s farts DO NOT smell good.

05/16/2018 - 4:01pm Gary Thorne is a fucking gem!

Gary Thorne is a fucking gem!

05/03/2018 - 7:46pm Najee had the decency to dump

Najee had the decency to dump in a hamper, at least...

04/26/2018 - 11:22pm I see you AK47/Maizen.

I see you AK47/Maizen.

04/17/2018 - 9:52am I still miss Herm

I still miss Herm

04/06/2018 - 4:56pm saw him play twice vs mater

saw him play twice vs mater dei in january, (partner's son plays for MD).  was the best player on the court in the first game, was completely held in check in the second.   he's gonna be a good one but seems as if a stiff gust of wind can knock him over.  MD beat the shit out of him in their second game, rendering him useless..

04/03/2018 - 1:06am How bout bullshit Sam?

How bout bullshit Sam?

04/03/2018 - 12:48am That’s hinky.

That’s hinky.

04/02/2018 - 8:05pm We have legal MJ edibles in

We have legal MJ edibles in SoCal. Much better and more delicate than Xanax. I took 2 5mg Kiva chocolate espresso beans a few hours ago and put on a Depends in case I’m too zoned out to drain the acorn. I’m in a cool zone now, ready for tip off.

04/02/2018 - 5:48pm As grandma Shirley used to

As grandma Shirley used to tell me, “geh kaken afen yam”...

04/02/2018 - 3:31pm Who knew my dad posted

Who knew my dad posted here...

04/02/2018 - 3:30pm CooooooooStanza!!!

CooooooooStanza!!!

04/01/2018 - 2:13pm He’s a big fan of Ginni

He’s a big fan of Ginni Rometty and the IBM cloud...

03/31/2018 - 8:42pm Sit on one until it falls

Sit on one until it falls asleep and then wank away. You’re welcome...

03/29/2018 - 4:10pm Fuck Lion?

Fuck Lion?

03/29/2018 - 4:08pm Fuck. This. Noise.

Fuck. This. Noise.

03/29/2018 - 12:33pm Is this fluff?

Is this fluff?

03/28/2018 - 8:42pm Get bent

Get bent