Dax Hill recruitment: lemon eaters need to come forward and pay the piper
Ok. So I have a really good insider who told me right away that Dax Hill was flipping back. So I tried my best to screenshot all those who said they'd eat a lemon (or bag thereof) if Dax Hill flipped back. I know I wasn't able to capture all those citrus commitments, so please those that I missed (we'll find you if you don't!)
Unfortunately, I've been trying all morning to get the screenshots to attach, but can't seem to do so (damn you Mgoblog 3.0). So, I'm just going to write them in below:
RockinLoud: I will suck a bag of dick-shaped lemon flavored candies if he flips back to UM
B1G or Bust: I will suck a bag of lemon-shaped dick flavored candies if he flips.
Perkis-Size Me: I'll eat a lemon and shit myself simultaneously if he comes back.
I Like Burgers: I will eat a bag of lemons the day Michigan flips a 5-star Bama commit.
Motives: I am of the same sentiment, lol. (meaning that he will follow I Like Burgers' lead)
Adrian: ll see his bag of lemons and raise another bag, mostly because i like lemons
DCGrad: I will take a lemon too to help with this.
BIGWEENIE: I will do it. 1 bag of lemons. Come on down kid
Chalky White: I'll eat a box of Lemon Heads.
theguy49503: I'll volunteer to help you (I Like Burgers) eat them
LSA91: I don't want to identify the things I would eat to get Hill back to Michigan.
ih8losing: I'll join the lemon eating party should Dax flip back to the good guys.
Alumnus93: What? No way it's same as Solomon.... Hill doesn't live in Alabama does he? Why on Earth would he have to hide a Michigan committment? I don't buy this..at all.... I'll gladly eat a lemon if wrong. (I like lemons)
December 19th, 2018 at 2:13 PM ^
Fall of 2014. And for old time's sake here is was my avatar from 2010 till about 2015
December 19th, 2018 at 2:23 PM ^
ah yes, the lovely nurse who has a heart of gold and saves mgrowold's proverbial life from cancer. bookworthy. that's a 5* recruitment if there ever was one.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:31 PM ^
The sexy bits purge claimed many a woman.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:31 PM ^
Totally worth the cancer in my opinion.
December 20th, 2018 at 3:20 AM ^
I remember your sexy wife avatar, before sexbits. Did she actually leave you? Or were you talking about the wife before your sexy wife. You use to post of link of workout routine.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:10 PM ^
I admire the fact that you kept the rinds, but I doubt anyone would've complained if not. No wonder the blender had difficulty. At least lemons prevent Scurvy.
And for the longest time I thought your avatar was John Lennon.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:18 PM ^
I take that as a compliment actually. No, the current avatar is me circa 1977 as a senior at Cranbrook.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:25 PM ^
Did you know Clarence? His parents had a real good marriage.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:40 PM ^
Underrated comment IMHO.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:26 PM ^
I do my best.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:36 PM ^
That video is officially awesome and I take back any negative thing I have posted at you in the past :)
I also thought your pic was John Lennon for a long time.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:52 PM ^
Hell I thought it was Kurt Russell.
December 19th, 2018 at 4:20 PM ^
It’s funny you say that, I always thought the avatar looked like Kurt Russell too in the small picture on my phone.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:57 PM ^
What circles did you run in at Michigan? I only ask as I was class of 82.
December 19th, 2018 at 5:47 PM ^
I was a Sigma Chi who lived at the fraternity. Worked part-time days at the Bivouac and worked part-time nights as a bouncer at the Village Bell.
Ahhhh memories
December 19th, 2018 at 2:23 PM ^
Nice bar
December 19th, 2018 at 2:34 PM ^
Thank you. It's definitely my favorite room in the house!
December 19th, 2018 at 2:38 PM ^
Congrats again on having a pretty wife. Makes me wonder why you are so cranky online! Lol.. kidding
December 19th, 2018 at 3:35 PM ^
Underrated comment of the day!!! ?
December 19th, 2018 at 2:00 PM ^
Good job Windy City Blue !!!!!!!. I will gladly eat a lemon tonight. (I like lemons..with a little sugar it isn't so bad)
If you are on What's app I can send you the video ( my Android msg app won't send videos for some reason) . Post your WhatsApp number here and I'll send it tonight.
OR .I can take a video but someone needs to show me how to post it here.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:11 PM ^
Easiest option is post video to youtube, link it here.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:00 PM ^
WindyCityBlue deserves to see some lemons eaten.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:02 PM ^
I wish I had as much free time as you seem to have. Congrats on your success, family money, or whatever you did to have the life you've made for yourself.
Meanwhile, back to the salt mine for me.
December 19th, 2018 at 10:43 PM ^
Um...it takes about 2 seconds to execute a screen shot. All in time to collect the screen shots and write the OP: ~5 minutes.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:03 PM ^
Some of those bozos are bona fide trolls - not fans at all. B1G or bust is the lowest, filthiest, and saddest of osu trolls around.
As always, It is great to be a Michigan Wolverine!
December 19th, 2018 at 2:03 PM ^
here for the lemon party
December 19th, 2018 at 2:32 PM ^
Look on avatar's face checks out...
December 19th, 2018 at 2:03 PM ^
OP doing the Lord's work.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:04 PM ^
Lucky bastards getting to eat all those lemons
December 19th, 2018 at 2:04 PM ^
Lucky bastards getting to eat all those lemons
December 19th, 2018 at 2:08 PM ^
I never said I would eat a lemon if dax flips back. But I will because I didnt think it was gonna happen
December 19th, 2018 at 2:13 PM ^
I'm intrigued by B1G or Bust and his/her pledge to eat dick flavored, lemon shaped candy. I wonder where one might find that. Meijer?
December 19th, 2018 at 2:17 PM ^
Definitely a niche item. Try Whole Foods or Trader Jack. Or that place in Ypsi that sells sex toys.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:13 PM ^
DAMNIT...... Lemonparty.org is still a website. (do not visit that site)
December 19th, 2018 at 2:41 PM ^
You’ve got to be kidding.
Where can I get an eye transplant?
Edit: he’s serious. Don’t go there. I was expecting cartoon or something. ITS NOT A CARTOON.
December 19th, 2018 at 6:13 PM ^
Curse you Jkello007. I fell for it and yes, burned the retinas beyond repair. Oh the humanity!!!
December 19th, 2018 at 2:13 PM ^
Less we have not forgotten!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
December 19th, 2018 at 2:18 PM ^
You are a hero, sir.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:18 PM ^
Some people owe Sam Webb a nod of acknowledgement too: The level of vitriol was bizarre. “It’s all for the $$$, clicks, etc.”. We’ve all been so jaded since the world has become such a scam fest so it’s partially understandable but jeesh, let’s not turn into Bolscheviks just because dude works for $.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:18 PM ^
Happy days are here again when lemons are consumed
December 19th, 2018 at 2:19 PM ^
OP: you should post below so we can posbang this.
December 19th, 2018 at 3:10 PM ^
Just did! Bang away!!
December 19th, 2018 at 2:20 PM ^
This has got to be one of the best posts in a long time. It should be pinned to the top and as person submits their video, their name is crossed off of the list.
December 19th, 2018 at 8:54 PM ^
Put a time limit on it as well. If video isn’t posted in time, an all expense paid trip to Bolivia....
December 19th, 2018 at 2:22 PM ^
Awesome, nice work
December 19th, 2018 at 2:24 PM ^
i love lemons
December 19th, 2018 at 2:28 PM ^
December 19th, 2018 at 2:35 PM ^
While some of them are level-headed fans who just point out problems as they see them, a LOT of the complainers tend to be people who like to be miserable or can't accept that the gap between expectations and reality exists and isn't necessarily an indictment of anyone.
December 19th, 2018 at 2:32 PM ^
Won't be a lot of lemon eating but my guess is there will be a lot of backtracking. Which is fine.