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06/06/2018 - 1:41pm Thanks bro.  Been busy…

Thanks bro.  Been busy lately, and events have taken a toll on my sense of humor.

06/06/2018 - 11:54am Meh.  It would be nice to be…

Meh.  It would be nice to be able to display 300 comments all at once like the old site.  And a button to go to the top/bottom of a thread quickly.

Maybe add the thread creation date/time.

Could have been a lot worse I suppose.

06/06/2018 - 11:41am I'm in.…

I'm in.


06/06/2018 - 11:26am What the hell happened?  Is…

What the hell happened?  Is this the long rumored site redesign? 

Looks like I'm having a liquid lunch today.  Again.

04/07/2018 - 10:41pm Savage movie

Great performance by Pacino. They strongly suggested that JoPa knew about this shit since the 70's.

03/31/2018 - 8:45pm thanks Melanin

Just really busy with work (and life in general) lately. But I had to stop by and drink from the keg of glory tonight.

Happy Easter to you and yours.

03/31/2018 - 8:24pm Mrs. Hatter

Just had the most exciting 42 seconds of her entire life!

Go Blue!

03/31/2018 - 8:10pm My body is ready!

My body is ready!

03/16/2018 - 7:42am If you hire someone named Fergus Connolly

Don't be surprised if they're fond of the sauce.

03/15/2018 - 8:18am that seems like a fucking glaring mistake

Why wouldn't the defense be simulating the teams we might actually face? 

03/15/2018 - 8:12am that's only half the story

Yes, Amazon (and before them Walmart) is killing everyone on price, but many of the corporate bankruptcies happen after a private equity firm bleeds the company dry.

If Toys R US didn't take on such a massive amount of debt to enrich its corporate masters, they would have been much better able to compete on price.  Hell, many of their stores have been there long enough that they probably own the real estate they sit on outright.

03/14/2018 - 7:53am RIP Dr. Cyborg Science Genius

He truly was one of the greatest minds of his generation, if not of all time.  

Dr. Hawking was also known to have a good sense of humor, so...


What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?



What do you call Steven Hawkins wife? Siri


Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book…it’s called “Around The House in Eighty Days.”

03/14/2018 - 7:47am ...

What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.

02/27/2018 - 9:45am I'm pretty sure that's the whole

reason Musk and Branson are trying to make commercial space flight viable. 

First class, low earth orbit, sex cubicles.

02/27/2018 - 9:31am a partial list of inventions

that we can thank NASA and the space program for...

Memory foam

Wireless headsets

CAT Scanners

Computer mouse

And a bunch more...

02/27/2018 - 9:27am if you're going to spend all that money

on a talking space robot, invest a few more million and give it a vagina.

Those guys are lonely up there ffs.

02/23/2018 - 8:06am don't jinx it

Do you want to tempt the wrath of the... whatever, from high atop the thing?

Go outside, turn around three times and spit. What the hell's the matter with you?

02/23/2018 - 7:55am is it happening?

Or should I take my dick out of these mashed potatoes?

02/21/2018 - 12:46pm I wonder if they could

get around employment rules by adding the pay directly to the scholarship?  Tuition, room, board, and a 100k per year stipend or some such?

02/21/2018 - 12:35pm I'd just like the NCAA

to move their asses a little faster for once and decide if Patterson is going to be eligible next season or not.  My liver depends on it.

02/21/2018 - 12:27pm amen

He never should have been hired in the first place.  Or he should have been fired after winning only 3 games in year one, or after winning only 5 games in year two.  He didn't deserve a 3rd season.

A better coach would have adapted his offense (and defense) to better match the available talent.

02/21/2018 - 9:07am shitty QB play caused

by Pep not knowing how to work well with Speight.

02/21/2018 - 7:58am love Peppers

But he wasn't exactly the second coming of Charles Woodson like everyone said he would be.

02/21/2018 - 7:41am Our recruiting need to be better

And I don't care what it takes to accomplish that goal.

02/16/2018 - 1:31pm nothing is going to happen

Turn on the news.  The world is burning down.

MSU is going to bury this story.

02/16/2018 - 1:04pm yeah

he has "dead girl / live boy" type job security there I think.

02/16/2018 - 1:02pm the playcalling was better for OSU

and it didn't matter, because our QB couldn't hit wide open receivers.

I still say a healthy Speight gets us to 11-1 last season, 10-2 at worst.

02/16/2018 - 12:58pm it will go over well

amongst the MSU faithful.  We're not exactly their target audience.

02/16/2018 - 12:29pm I miss that man

Before Speight got hurt in 2016 the offence was pretty damn sweet.  Points per game were at Yostian levels if I recall correctly.

02/16/2018 - 10:05am ...

02/16/2018 - 10:03am banging, on a Friday during lent?

Jim McElwain approves!

02/16/2018 - 10:00am skip the tamiflu, especially for kids

Unless they're on death's door.  I gave it to my son a couple years ago (he was 3 or 4, I don't remember) and he immediately vomited it up.  Same thing happened every time I tried to give him a dose, so I said fuck it and threw it out.

That drug's side effects are awful.  Totally not worth the money.

02/15/2018 - 3:28pm Jesus Christ

How the hell did that happen!?!?!?!?!  He was just in Cousin Vinny like 2 years ago and he looked great!

/time is a motherfucker

02/15/2018 - 3:05pm speaking of

the years have not been kind...

02/15/2018 - 12:59pm is anyone surprised by this?

Because if you are, get your head out of the fucking sand.

We are living in the darkest timeline.

02/15/2018 - 12:53pm Um, no

It's not going away, so we (and he) might as well learn to embrace it.  Maybe do a McElwain  / Shark bobblehead give away or something.

Also, I think it's funny.

02/15/2018 - 12:21pm ^5

02/15/2018 - 7:30am Ctrl-F

Shark - 64 matches

Shark Fucker - 6 matches


02/14/2018 - 10:47am he's not doing either

Must have a great personality!

02/14/2018 - 10:45am not married, huh?

I can confirm that spousal permission is required for any number of activities when you're married, for both men and women.

02/14/2018 - 9:56am Justin and Kate

were in the pics together.  And let's just say that size doesn't matter, at least to Kate.

Those pics were an inspiration to pencil dick neckbeards the world over.

02/14/2018 - 9:11am men get married

thinking that their wives will never change.  Women get married thinking they can change their husbands.

Both parties are usually wrong.

02/14/2018 - 9:09am for both of them

Hard to ask your wife to stop posing naked when your own penis is all over the internet.

02/14/2018 - 7:59am That's what I've done since

Lloyd retired. Take the kids to a cupcake game when the weather is good, buying tickets outside the stadium for almost nothing. Maybe go to one other game with a friend or an inlaw. I haven't been to The Game since 1999. Although I did promise to take my daughter, who didn't even want season tickets her freshman year because I'm a failure as a father and a man, the year after we finally win one.

02/14/2018 - 7:56am wrong, 100%

Plenty of people still watch boxing and MMA has become very popular over the last couple decades.  I'd say the vast majority of people don't have two fucks to give about player safety.

Sure, they won't let their own kids play, but CTE and whatever else isn't stopping people from watching.  The cost of games and a lousy stadium experience is to blame for lower attendance.

02/14/2018 - 7:47am New Palace is a great bakery

and not just on Paczki day.  It's been there for something like 100 years and they still use the original recipes, written in Polish, from the long dead founders.  Stop by and pick up literally anything if you're in the area.

Also, Paczki are available year round.

02/13/2018 - 8:11pm nevermind


02/13/2018 - 2:55pm Going to a stadium, any stadium

is a huge pain in the ass now.  Can't bring anything in with you, concessions are grossly overpriced, and the damn games take forever because of all the TV time-outs.

A day at Michigan Stadium is still a treasured experience for me, but it's not what it used to be and I do it a lot less often.

02/13/2018 - 2:18pm that's how life works

The best strategy is to deny, deny, deny, then blame it on someone else.

Hire the best lawyers money can buy and hope for the best.  If you can't afford effective legal representation, prepare your anus.

02/13/2018 - 1:15pm nope

Speaking to PC World, Microsoft Corporate Vice President Joe Belfiore explained that Windows 10 is constantly tracking how it operates and how you are using it and sending that information back to Microsoft by default. More importantly he also confirmed that, despite offering some options to turn elements of tracking off, core data collection simply cannot be stopped.


Down with Big Brother!