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09/18/2018 - 10:53pm I wear the required uniform…

I wear the required uniform. 

Tights.

Shut up. 

09/18/2018 - 8:06pm Holy shit snacks! Welcome to…

Holy shit snacks! Welcome to Michigan. 

Great get.

09/18/2018 - 3:44pm I think the JUCO thing hurts…

I think the JUCO thing hurts us.  As far as I understand it our FB players get in on the NCAA minimum gpa, which no regular student could do, so why not loosen up a bit with the out of state JUCO transfers?  Hell, even allowing 2-3 on scholarship at a time could help to fill a position of need.

09/18/2018 - 3:42pm I feel the same way, and…

I feel the same way, and then I remember that I don't watch all of their games and I certainly don't obsess about them like I do Michigan.  So there are probably issues there that we just don't notice?  I mean, I'd give a pinkie toe for Wisconsin's OL, but they did just lose to BYU,

09/18/2018 - 3:39pm I like what you're saying OP…

I like what you're saying OP so I'm choosing to believe every word of it.

Having 2 OL coaches last year was probably a big mistake.

Also sounds like we need some of those required meals.

09/18/2018 - 3:25pm Ha!  I'd probably be in…

Ha!  I'd probably be in divorce court (or more likely a fully body cast) if she did.  Mrs. Hatter has a touch of the crazy.

09/18/2018 - 3:01pm " Employees aren't entitled…

" Employees aren't entitled to a percentage of profits"

They fucking should be though! 

09/18/2018 - 2:19pm Legalizing the bag man could…

Legalizing the bag man could work. 

09/18/2018 - 2:17pm Are you sure?  I'm not a…

Are you sure?  I'm not a lawyer.  I would have thought that all athletes would have to be compensated equally, like they are now via the value of their scholarships.

09/18/2018 - 2:12pm ihavethestrangestboner.jpg

ihavethestrangestboner.jpg

09/18/2018 - 2:11pm They don't have to spend…

They don't have to spend that money, and they certainly don't have to spend it on water slides for the football players.  Excess revenue could be added to the endowment and used to find additional scholarships and financial aid.

09/18/2018 - 2:09pm +1.

It would be almost…

+1.

It would be almost impossible to come up with a sustainable system wherein the players are receiving direct compensation from the schools, especially for lower tier P5 schools and those (like Stanford and Michigan) that at least care a little about academics.

I could see much of the SEC (and ACC) just saying fuck it and becoming the NFL's college league.

09/18/2018 - 2:00pm Yeah, well, not all of us…

Yeah, well, not all of us have hot wives and sweet jobs at the Chicago Chronicle.  Beating OSU is all some of us have.

09/18/2018 - 1:55pm That covers the football…

That covers the football scholarships.  Now what about all the other sports?  Have you forgotten about Title 9?

09/18/2018 - 1:53pm She's full of shit.  Their…

She's full of shit.  Their alumni would burn the damn campus down if they tried to get rid of sports, especially football.

09/18/2018 - 1:26pm Maybe he's not an "insider"…

Maybe he's not an "insider" anymore? 

09/18/2018 - 1:20pm I get where he's coming from…

I get where he's coming from.  What's better, and 8-4 season with a win over OSU, or 10-2 losing to them (and having to watch them in the goddamn playoffs again)?

Logically, I know 10-2 is better.  That's what I should want.  But deep in my heart of hearts, I'm completely desperate for a win over OSU.  This year I'd take 8-4.

That said, you play every game to win.  I reject OP's premise in that regard.

09/18/2018 - 1:13pm Outstanding.  Another…

Outstanding.  Another Flintstones fun fact, Jackie Gleason thought about suing Hanna Barbera for infringing on Ralph Kramden.  His lawyer talked him out of filing the suit, saying that he would win, but every kid in the country would hate him for getting the Flintstones kicked off the air.

09/18/2018 - 11:45am I thought about getting the…

I thought about getting the streaming service for the winter time just to watch the Flintstones. They don't play everything on TV, a lot of it is reserved for streaming.

09/18/2018 - 11:44am Those WWII cartoons were…

Those WWII cartoons were awesome.  Racist as fuck, but also funny.

09/18/2018 - 10:49am There were a few...

"Our…

There were a few...

"Our offense is lifeless, pedestrian, mediocre, antique, boring, unimaginitive, and predictable. If I were a DC, I would be drinking a case of beer, not a 12 pack when facing Harbaugh. On Saturday, a Michigan WR might catch the first touchdown pass in a year! App St had a few in one game on the road in Happey Valley on Saturday."

From this thread...https://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/gerdeman-michigan-monday-week-1#comment-243057263

And from a deleted thread speculating that Harbaugh was on the hot seat.

"There are some cracks starting to form among three factions. So, just the fact that a statement was made means they are addressing this one."

 

09/18/2018 - 10:42am Speaking of, my kid just…

Speaking of, my kid just found a channel called Boomerang.  It plays all the Loony Tunes classics.

U-verse channel 327.  Apparently there's also a streaming service.

09/18/2018 - 9:43am Rich Rod's underground army…

Rich Rod's underground army I assume.

09/18/2018 - 9:40am Menopause.

Menopause.

09/18/2018 - 9:38am It's like when women live…

It's like when women live together there's that evolutionary witchcraft that causes their periods to sync up.  I'm assuming the same thing is happening with the team.

09/18/2018 - 9:35am Yeah that was a weird post. …

Yeah that was a weird post.  Although I don't recall anything else he's posted recently (because 3.0 sucks and I don't spend nearly as much time on this site as I used to because of it).

Fuck was he talking about, 3 factions?  Anyone even thinking about getting rid of Harbaugh after three winning seasons is a fucking moron.

09/17/2018 - 11:02pm Yeah, no. PSU is getting…

Yeah, no. PSU is getting their dicks knocked in the dirt.

OSU is the only game I'm really worried about. 

 

09/17/2018 - 7:55pm If salivating over teenagers…

If salivating over teenagers with rock hard abs is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

09/17/2018 - 6:51pm Sorry, but no. If he wants…

Sorry, but no. If he wants to bitch at Kelly he should be a man and do it to his face, not online like a whiney, little, bitch.

It makes him look bad and it embarrassed the shit out of his kid.

09/17/2018 - 6:14pm It should cost no more than…

It should cost no more than a dollar. Which is still a 5x markup from the retail bulk price.

Water is life. 

09/17/2018 - 6:12pm I'll bet you're the sort of…

I'll bet you're the sort of person that gets all pissed off when you notice that the poor family on the news has a television. 

09/17/2018 - 1:37pm Joey Bosa, back for a grad…

Joey Bosa, back for a grad degree.

09/17/2018 - 1:09pm ^^^ Truth.

My son stopped…

^^^ Truth.

My son stopped napping around 2 and he bitched about having to take them way before then.

09/17/2018 - 1:06pm Wait, you're on a Michigan…

Wait, you're on a Michigan blog bitching about missing the OSU and ND games?

Are you lost?

09/17/2018 - 10:25am Actually, we do

https://www…

Actually, we do

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/ncaa

09/17/2018 - 10:23am " loud, emotional, and…

" loud, emotional, and extremely ignorant"

Sounds like someone else we all know, not just Michigan fans.

09/17/2018 - 10:22am Is pistol whipping a…

Is pistol whipping a euphemism for something?  It is in my house.

09/17/2018 - 10:20am That makes more sense. …

That makes more sense.  Still, they suck ass too.

09/17/2018 - 10:02am Oh I think the professional…

Oh I think the professional gamblers know the refs very well.

Because they pay them.

09/17/2018 - 9:59am I think it's like that in…

I think it's like that in most places.  They'll look the other way as long as you aren't being blatant about it.

09/17/2018 - 9:57am NO COLLUSION

 

Yep,…

NO COLLUSION

 

Yep, totally innocent.

09/17/2018 - 9:43am This is why winos keep their…

This is why winos keep their hooch in a paper bag.  Or pour your booze in a cup.  No one is going to stop you and test it for alcohol unless you're being an asshole.

Personally, I prefer drugs before the game just so I don't have to piss every 5 mins in the stadium.

#mybladderstoppedgrowingwhenIwas3

09/17/2018 - 9:34am For as much $ as CFB brings…

For as much $ as CFB brings in there is absolutely no reason why we shouldn't have professional, well paid, full-time officials.  At least for the P5 teams.

That said, what in the fuck are Sun Belt referees doing calling a game at Michigan Stadium?  Is it common for the visiting team to bring their own refs?

09/16/2018 - 10:45am No, there is not. The people…

No, there is not. The people in our society that do the most harm almost never get punished for it.

09/16/2018 - 10:42am Thanks LSA. 

I knew traffic…

Thanks LSA. 

I knew traffic was down. 

09/15/2018 - 11:51pm We win last year's game with…

We win last year's game with Patterson or a healthy Speight as QB. Same with 2016.

If Shea stays healthy this year I think we win. Harbaugh had an outstanding game plan last year. We just didn't have QB capable of hitting the broad side of a barn.

09/15/2018 - 7:42pm Mo's last. Losses to…

Mo's last. Losses to Colorado and OSU, amongst others.

09/15/2018 - 7:25pm Same. It was hot.today, but…

Same. It was hot.today, but not that hot.

09/15/2018 - 7:24pm 1994 was painful. 

1994 was painful. 

09/15/2018 - 7:18pm I am vaguely concerned. 

I am vaguely concerned.