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01/18/2019 - 2:27pm Who the fuck would sign that…

Who the fuck would sign that contract?  Not me.

01/18/2019 - 12:01pm With that red rubber ball…

With that red rubber ball that hurts like hell when it hits your skin.

I'm in.  Add kickball too.

01/18/2019 - 11:59am I had sex with Kate Upton…

I had sex with Kate Upton last night.  And by "had sex with" I mean "looked at her picture while I jerked off".  That's the same thing, right?

01/18/2019 - 11:43am I'm not just talking about…

I'm not just talking about parenting, nobody knows what the fuck they're doing in most situations.

And you can be a good parent while still being friends with your kids.

01/18/2019 - 10:36am The older I get, the more I…

The older I get, the more I realize that nobody knows what the fuck they're doing. 

01/18/2019 - 8:58am That job sounds like a pain…

That job sounds like a pain in the ass.

01/18/2019 - 7:59am When my son was 4 - 5 and at…

When my son was 4 - 5 and at the peak of his Star Wars fandom he would tell everyone that he met that Darth Vader went to Michigan.

Also, James Earl Jones, despite having one of the best voices of all times, had a horrible stutter when he was a kid and actually went years without speaking at all.  He still does it when he tries to talk too fast.

Happy Birthday Mr. Jones.  Hopefully you spent it (and every other day) in a recording studio reading the entire Oxford English Dictionary.

01/17/2019 - 1:33pm Thanks for the summary.  If…

Thanks for the summary.  If the players didn't have a union they'd probably all be converted to 1099 contractors.

If there's only one workers comp carrier for the entire league, they have a serious problem.  That carrier won't be willing to take all that risk forever without charging insanely high premiums.

Luckily college players don't get workers comp benefits.

01/17/2019 - 12:36pm I'm surprised they don't…

I'm surprised they don't self-insure like most big companies do.  Just charge the players outrageous amount for coverage that doesn't kick in at all until you hit a massive deductible.

Just like my "good" company provided insurance does now.

01/16/2019 - 3:53pm He'll find a way when it…

He'll find a way when it starts costing him money.

01/16/2019 - 3:37pm I don't even really look at…

I don't even really look at internet porn at that often, I just like knowing that it's there.

 

01/16/2019 - 3:09pm Fucking puritans.  I'm…

Fucking puritans.  I'm really beginning to hate all of the tech companies.

Oh no, a nipple!  SHUT.  DOWN.  EVERYTHING!

01/16/2019 - 2:13pm I posted this earlier, but I…

I posted this earlier, but I'd like to see a "Michigan Monday" style write-up of OSU games. 

01/16/2019 - 1:48pm Right.  She crashed the…

Right.  She crashed the stock and housing markets in 2008.  All by herself!  That Canadian monster!

01/16/2019 - 11:27am Did people forget that fat…

Did people forget that fat fuck was a gigantic asshole as governor?  Not sure what MSU expected here.

Next time you see a mentally ill homeless person, thank John Engler.  Cunt.

01/16/2019 - 10:27am well played.

well played.

01/16/2019 - 9:49am I'd like it if someone did a…

I'd like it if someone did a "Michigan Monday" type article for OSU games since I usually don't watch them.

01/16/2019 - 9:30am I don't like gravy.  Au Jus…

I don't like gravy.  Au Jus is the way to go.

01/15/2019 - 10:04am When those cars came out…

When those cars came out they were all over the place in Metro Detroit.  Since no one was buying them, GM made everyone that got a company car (which used to be a ton of ppl) take one instead of their Caddies and suv's.

01/14/2019 - 1:54pm Pubic lice are going extinct…

Pubic lice are going extinct in most western countries thanks to the "bald is beautiful" movement.

01/14/2019 - 1:40pm Snoop is a national treasure…

Snoop is a national treasure.

Also, contrary to popular belief, both he and Martha Stewart are convicted felons.  And I'm pretty sure they've fucked at least once.

 

01/11/2019 - 1:10pm Him and his budget?  Almost…

Him and his budget?  Almost nothing other than concession purchases a few times per year.  For the school at large?  I'm paying a lot more for my daughter's tuition than people are paying for season tickets.

01/11/2019 - 12:46pm I like the hire, but that…

I like the hire, but that beard needs to go.  Hopefully it's in his contract that he has to remove it.

01/11/2019 - 12:38pm Enos sounds a lot like penis…

Enos sounds a lot like penis.  I'll bet he caught hell in school.

Good.  Fuck that guy.

01/11/2019 - 12:36pm Following the board?

Hell,…

Following the board?

Hell, that's the entirety of the American moral code these days.  Get money.  More money.  All the money!  It doesn't matter how.

-spits on the floor

01/11/2019 - 11:36am Especially not Indiana. …

Especially not Indiana.  They run us into the ground every damn year.

Seriously, schedule Eastern before OSU.  I'll go to that game.  Promise.

01/11/2019 - 11:35am I'll buy mine on game day…

I'll buy mine on game day for $20.  Season tickets are for rich people now.

01/11/2019 - 11:33am Seems like he should be 30…

Seems like he should be 30 years old by now.  So maybe BYU?

01/11/2019 - 10:43am You're lucky.  If I sleep in…

You're lucky.  If I sleep in 5 mins my cat bitches so loud in the hallway that I have to get up and feed him.

The he does the same thing to Mrs. Hatter 2 hours later.

01/11/2019 - 10:32am It was a fax that Jay sent…

It was a fax that Jay sent to Chris Clark with a list of reasons he should play at Michigan.  You're a baller was on that list.  The whole thing was cringe.

https://mgoblog.com/comment/3011771

01/11/2019 - 10:14am Ugh, I had completely…

Ugh, I had completely forgotten about that cringeworthy episode from Jay in his first year.  Glad he stopped embarrassing himself publicly like that.

01/10/2019 - 3:40pm I disagree.  All this guy…

I disagree.  All this guy has to do is design better plays than Pep did and suggest them to Harbaugh in game and it'll be a massive improvement.

01/10/2019 - 3:34pm Fanfreakingtastic! …

Fanfreakingtastic!  Excellent hire!

01/10/2019 - 3:26pm Yeah the way I see it UGA…

Yeah the way I see it UGA has to fight this as hard as they can on all front, including in the media if they can.  This is a terrible look for them if it goes through.

01/10/2019 - 3:24pm Odd time for a press…

Odd time for a press conference, seeing as the season is over.

Maybe he'll retire and Pep Hamilton can take over for him?

01/10/2019 - 2:46pm If UGA admits that their…

If UGA admits that their campus isn't safe for black students, good luck recruiting.  I'd use it against them as a recruiter.

Yeah, Athens is so fucked up that a kid had to transfer because of all the racists there.  We don't have that problem in Ann Arbor, maybe you should think about Michigan?

01/10/2019 - 2:39pm I liked them going for 2 at…

I liked them going for 2 at the time, mainly because I was sure we'd lose in OT.

01/10/2019 - 2:22pm And if he's looking to avoid…

And if he's looking to avoid racism, someone should tell him that Columbus isn't the best choice either.

01/10/2019 - 2:21pm Right call, retarded play.

Right call, retarded play.

01/10/2019 - 1:47pm Nussmeier was worse than…

Nussmeier was worse than Borges.

01/10/2019 - 12:01pm I really wish we could move…

I really wish we could move that Indiana game to earlier in the season.  They wear us out every damn year.

01/10/2019 - 11:14am I agree 100%.

Either bring…

I agree 100%.

Either bring back the in-depth content this place is (was?) known for, or bring back sexybits.  I'm fine with either.

01/10/2019 - 10:30am We should look like a…

We should look like a completely different team, on both sides of the ball, for The Game this year.

Spend the whole year practicing a game plan they have never seen and aren't prepared for.  Maybe even do a few of those scripted drives that always work against us.

01/10/2019 - 10:25am Which seems odd, being that…

Which seems odd, being that this blog pays his mortgage.  Maybe he's planning on selling it?

01/10/2019 - 10:13am Good.  Now hopefully we hire…

Good.  Now hopefully we hire a good DL coach and DB spends the next 10 months waking up in a cold sweat thinking about what OSU did to us.

01/10/2019 - 9:54am I wish she used drugs.  Kid…

I wish she used drugs.  Kid needs to relax.

01/10/2019 - 9:03am My kid ran herself into the…

My kid ran herself into the ground last semester.  She was sick and exhausted by the time she got home after finals.  She spent like 2 weeks on the couch doing basically nothing.  But it was nice to have her home.

01/09/2019 - 3:47pm +1.  That's almost exactly…

+1.  That's almost exactly what I was going to say.

01/09/2019 - 3:03pm You're a pretty moral and…

You're a pretty moral and decent guy, probably more so than most.  Imagine how things would have gone if you were a millionaire in college.  Probably not well. 

If (when) the players do start making tons of money, there are going to be tons of problems.  Drug addiction, doping, criminality, etc, because teenagers are idiots.  All of them.

01/09/2019 - 2:55pm I saw a used copy of NCAA 14…

I saw a used copy of NCAA 14 at Game Stop just before Christmas.  It was $60.

For a used game.