Opponent Watch 2016: Week 2
Author’s note: Last week featured some BAD football in the Big Ten. Michigan’s opponents played Pitt, North Carolina, and a pile of broken pottery and assorted dishwasher parts. We get paid off this week, though; Michigan State plays Notre Dame, Ohio State plays Oklahoma, Iowa plays North Dakota State, and (for fans of the Saw movie franchise) Rutgers plays New Mexico.
About Last Week:
Physics: fun for the whole family.
The Road Ahead:
Colorado
Last week: Beat Idaho State, 56-7
Recap: Colorado did unspeakable things to Idaho State on Saturday. Really grizzly stuff. They held the Bengals to 96 total yards, including 61 yards passing on 41 attempts. That’s less than 1.5 yards per pass. I couldn’t remember if I’d ever seen a number that bad, and then I remembered that Eastern Michigan once threw 18 times for 4 yards against a MAC school. So, I guess it COULD be worse. But barely.
Offensively, Colorado scored touchdowns on seven of its eight first half drives. Quarterback Sefo Liufau racked up 384 total yards despite only playing one half.
Idaho State is bad. It’s as if beating Simon Fraser University in their opener 47-3 wasn’t worth anything. On the other hand, Colorado might be good.
This team is as frightening as:
In case you haven't seen this week's depth chart. What and who is in your favorite position? #GoBuffs pic.twitter.com/19qUmVyO6P
— Colorado Football (@RunRalphieRun) September 13, 2016
A team that is moderately creative, but lacks the execution to spell “Axel Foley,” Olive Oyl,” or “Willy Wonka” correctly. Fear Level = 5.5
Michigan should worry about: There’s a chance Colorado can sneak in under Michigan’s radar.
Michigan can sleep soundly about:
The @RunRalphieRun uniform combination is ... the exact same as it was on 9/24/94. #GoBuffs pic.twitter.com/fbyjoWX3P5
— Colorado Buffaloes (@cubuffs) September 12, 2016
Neeeeeeever mind.
When they play Michigan: No tip up. Down. Knock down.
This week: at Michigan, 3:30 p.m., BTN
[AFTER THE JUMP: Into the Pitt]
Penn State
Last week: Lost run-of-the-mill, unremarkable, totally non-rivalry game to Pitt, 42-39
Recap: If you take the names off this box score, this isn’t a terrible result. Penn State beat the spread, and despite losing the turnover battle by two, they only lost by three.
But then you add the M. Night Shyamalan* twist at ending, and OH MY GOD THAT WAS PITT ALL ALONG NOOOOOOOOO.
The bad news in a football sense is that Penn State’s offensive and defensive lines both looked pretty bad. Pitt ran the ball down Penn State’s throat all day; they rushed 56 times for 6.1 yards per carry. They had 11 runs that went more than ten yards, and several of them went significantly more than ten yards; they had runs of 24, 38, 23, 13, 28, 13, 11, 20, 18, 20, and 30 yards.
Offensively, Penn State was only 2 of 10 on 3rd down. Of those, three ended in sacks, one in a QB-tackle-for-no-gain which may as well have been a sack, and one in a fumble. Penn State gave up regular edge pressure, and the spread elements they are looking to add to the offense could use some work.
So, if you’re inclined, you may want to go back and read about how Pitt is not a worthy rival, or about all of the things that are harder to do than to beat Pitt.
*For those unfamiliar with the movies of M. Night Shyamalan, his productions screw themselves up at the end in unforeseen but increasingly stupid ways, feature a bunch of bad lines, and make you look at both the participants and the audience and wonder “how does he keep convincing people to take part in this?” In other words, he is James Franklin.
This team is as frightening as: 2015 Penn State without a defensive line. Fear Level = 6
Michigan should worry about: Still Saquon Barkley. Dude had five total touchdowns this week.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Barkley is only one guy. And he doesn’t play on the defensive line. And if he did, that wouldn’t help. Because he is small.
When they play Michigan: We get to remind them about 2005. They get SO MAD when you talk about 2005. And it only takes 2 seconds to do it!
This week: vs. Temple, noon, BTN
Wisconsin
Last week: Beat Akron, 54-10
Recap: Pretty much a throttling. Wisconsin threw for 294 yards and ran for 292 yards. The only touchdown they game up was on a punt return. I don’t want to talk about this anymore. Let’s talk more about Penn State.
This team is as frightening as: Wisconsin, circa most years. This is actually more frightening than we would have expected this year. Fear Level = 7.5
Michigan should worry about: Wisconsin already has 40 plays of 10+ yards, which is among the tops in the country.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: None of those plays have been quarterback scrambles or designed QB runs, which have obviously been more problematic for Michigan. Bart Houston is very low on the Dilithium scale.
When they play Michigan: Yo, Gameday… you up?
This week: vs. Georgia State, noon, BTN
Rutgers
Last week: Beat Howard, 52-14
Recap: This game is a lesson in “numbers are not 100% indicative of performance and therefore bad.” The stats on this one were almost identical to Maryland’s stats against Howard in Week 1.
- Maryland won 52-13 (with a missed PAT). Rutgers won 52-14
- Maryland totaled 519 yards at 7.1 yards per play. Rutgers totaled 512 yards at 6.7 yards per play.
- Maryland surrendered 269 yards at 4.2 yards per play. Rutgers surrendered 253 yards at 4.0 yards per play.
- Maryland is bad. Rutgers is bad.
The difference? Maryland was up 35-0 at the half. Rutgers was tied 14-14 at the half (after trailing 14-0), after having been outplayed by Howard. Rutgers pulled away, but even in doing so, they relied on Janarion Grant just being way too athletic for a team like Howard. All three of his touchdowns were the result of plays that weren’t blocked particularly well, but turned into touchdowns because Grant is a damned wizard.
Rutgers is a small favorite this week when they take on New Mexico. However, if you believe advanced statistics, unless something changes this will be the last time this year we can say that.
This team is as frightening as: Hoboken: Birthplace of Sinatra and home to Cake Boss!
Fear Level = 2
Michigan should worry about: Janarion Grant. See above.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Chris Laviano is cruising at “disinterested pigeon” altitude thus far this year, throwing for a mere 4.9 YPA. That’s dead last in the Big Ten, a full 1.2 yards per attempt behind Very Stoppable Throw Mortal Clayton Thorson’s 6.1 YPA.
When they play Michigan: This is a serious rivalry. We are very serious. No mercy.
This week: vs. New Mexico, noon, ESPNU
Illinois
Last week: Lost to North Carolina, 48-23
Recap: Unironically the biggest Illinois game since probably the Zook Era, and it went somewhere between “meh” and “poorly.” Illinois was outgained by more than 3 yards per play
On the bright side, people showed up to a dang Illinois game to watch Illinois play football. Illinois sold out Middle of Nowhere Memorial Stadium for the first time since Michigan came to town in 2011 (Ron Zook’s last year).
Wes Lunt managed only 127 yards on 35 throws, and didn’t complete a single pass over 20 yards. The defense surrendered 11 yards per pass to Mitch Trubisky, who averaged less than 4 yards per pass in UNC’s opener against Georgia. To Illinois’s credit, they did hold Elijah Hood largely in check; other than a 62-yard run, Hood finished with 16 yards on 14 carries.
This team is as frightening as: A moderately less bumbling version of the last dozen or so Illinois teams. Fear Level = 3.5
Michigan should worry about: Ke’Shawn Vaughn and Kendrick Foster give Illinois a nice 1-2 punch at running back.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: As Illini fans probably suspected, attrition in the back seven has led Illinois’s pass defense to look rather poopy.
When they play Michigan: Speight will throw for many many yards.
This week: vs. Western Michigan, 4:00, ESPNNews. ESPNews? ESPN News? None of those look right.
Michigan State
Last week: Bye
Recap: No recap. Bye.
This team is as frightening as: An improper quantity of Respekt. Fear Level = 8
Michigan should worry about: Michigan State got Ed Davis back, and he used to be good at football.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Ed Davis is only one linebacker. Even if he returns at 100%, MSU is still looking for two good linebackers and a few good defensive linemen.
When they play Michigan: SORRY THAT WAS DISRESPEKTFUL TO MICHIGAN STATE’S FRONT SEVEN. By the time Michigan plays Michigan State, I will replenish my #respekt mana.
This week: at Notre Dame, 7:30 p.m., NBC
Maryland
Last week: Won at FIU, 41-14
Recap: Maryland’s strength of schedule is right up there with Michigan’s thus far. And to Maryland’s credit, they haven’t yakked anything up yet. So they’ve got that going for them.
This team is as frightening as: Random noun. Fear Level = 3
Michigan should worry about: DJ Moore looks like a very viable #1 receiver.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Perry Hills has thrown 37 passes. None of them have been intercepted. So to hit his quota of 25 for the year, he’s due for a bunch.
When they play Michigan: DJ Durkin gets confused, heads to the wrong sideline, remembers, gets sad, looks at bank account, gets less sad.
This week: at UCF, 7:00 p.m., CBSSN
Iowa
Last week: Won ¡El Assico! over Iowa State, 42-3
Recap: In a week of just ass football, nothing can top the ass-ness of El Assico. Unfortunately, only one side showed up in proper form; Iowa looked like a competent, if not downright good, football team. Iowa State showed up as a tire fire LIKE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO. C’mon, Iowa. Know your role.
Iowa State is now officially the worst team in the state of Iowa, after dropping their first two games to Northern Iowa and the Hawkeyes.
Other than that, we don’t really know much of anything about Iowa yet. We know CJ Beathard has made some impressive throws. We know Matt VandeBerg looks like an all-B1G-caliber receiver. We know Akrum Wadley is Iowa’s most dynamic back in a while. We know Iowa State sucks.
This team is as frightening as:
Dominating a vast expanse of stuff randomness. People still don’t know exactly how to attack you. You remain kinda goofy. Fear Level = 8
Michigan should worry about: Akrum Wadley didn’t have a great game statistically, but he remains quite impressive.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Iowa’s defense is towards the bottom of the Big Ten in defensive yards per play allowed. These numbers are subject to a lot of noise at this point in the year, but Iowa hasn’t exactly played an offensive Murderer’s Row.
When they play Michigan: BOLD PREDICTION: this will be an important game.
This week: vs. North Dakota State, noon, ESPN2
Indiana
Last week: Beat Ball State, 30-20
Recap: Indiana ran out to a 30-0 lead before the CHAOS hit the bloodstream. After that, Ball State was only able to crawl back to 30-20. A 10-point victory after winning the turnover margin 3-0 may not sound very impressive, but according to Bill Connelly’s numbers, it was a much better performance than they put up in week one against FIU.
Those numbers also tell us something we already knew intuitively: Indiana has a bunch of toss-up games on their schedule. Only two three games on their schedule have one team as than a 2-to-1 favorite either way; @Ohio State (15%), @Michigan (12%) and vs. Purdue (75%). The other seven games have Indiana with between a 37% and 64% chance to win. They could be 4-8. They could be 9-3.
Chaos.
This team is as frightening as: When your significant other tells you, “So, I got some very interesting news today…” Fear Level = what kind of news.
Michigan should worry about: Richard Lagow looked more comfortable in his second start, possibly because he was at home, possibly because he’s settling into the offense, or possibly because Ball State is bad.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Michigan hasn’t lost to Indiana since Bo. They haven’t lost to Indiana in Ann Arbor since Bump.
When they play Michigan: This might be the AggroCrag. It might be Everest. You won't know until you are three quarters of the way up. Is someone throwing glitter and foam blocks at you? Is a sinewy Nepalese man guiding you? You might think these would tip you off, but no. This climb does not care about such conventions. Just keep your head down and keep moving.
This week:
Ohio State
Last week: Beat Tulsa, 48-3
Recap: Another mixed bag. Ohio State’s offense struggled compared to week one, putting up 417 yards at less than 6 yards per play, instead of 776 yards at nearly 8.3 yards per play. On the other hand, the Ohio State defense gave up only 188 yards at 2.7 yards per play. And the game was played in a typhoon. So, who the hell knows.
FWIW, Bowling Green struggled with North Dakota (Not NDSU. The bad North Dakota team) this week, winning 27-26 after the Fighting Nicknameless Hockey School dropped a two point conversion for the win. So there’s a good chance week one’s results say more about BG being utterly terrible.
This team is as frightening as: When your significant other says “So, I got some very interesting news today. And it is bad news. And it is entirely your fault. And we’re gonna address this right now.” Fear Level = 9
Michigan should worry about: Urban Meyer continues to coach Ohio State.
Michigan can sleep soundly about: Early season OSU and late season OSU are in no way related, so what we see not doesn’t matter.
When they play Michigan: Look we’re just taking this one week at a time. We’ve got Colorado this week. No need to look ahead.
This week: at #14 Oklahoma, 7:30 p.m., FOX
Objects in the Rearview Mirror
Hawaii
Last week: Beat Tennessee-Martin, 41-36
Recap: In a similar Transitive Property of Football judgment to the “Bowling Green is probably just utterly terrible” pronouncement above Hawaii is probably just utterly terrible. UT Martin is a mediocre FCS team, and despite flying all the way out to Hawaii, they held a lead in the middle of the fourth quarter. They outgained Hawaii.
For what it’s worth, Akaika Woolsey remains the QB. He threw for 205 yards and four TDs, along with three interceptions.
This week: at Arizona, 10:45 p.m., PAC-12 Network. Or you could go to sleep.
September 15th, 2016 at 12:47 PM ^
I am STILL pissed he got a 6th year.
#NCAAIsAJoke
September 15th, 2016 at 12:54 PM ^
September 15th, 2016 at 12:52 PM ^
Awesome stuff.
September 15th, 2016 at 12:59 PM ^
On Wisconsin - "None of those plays have been quarterback scrambles or designed QB runs, which have obviously been more problematic for Michigan."
Of all the things you could've fixed in the past 15 years, Michigan football, this is the #1 thing that you should've fixed. Here we are, 15 years later, and STILL Michigan has a problem against mobile QBs.
Yes, I know, most teams do have a problem against mobile QBs. But if it's such a systematic advantage, why don't we do it?. All these years, all these blog discussions, and I still don't get why we don't. QB mobility should be just as important an attribute as arm strength, vision, etc. Even at Michigan.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:03 PM ^
I for one am sick of mobile quarterbacks at Michigan. Have you not been watching for the past 10 years?
Give me a pocket passer with a gun on his shoulder and downfield vision.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:20 PM ^
I would actually say if players could have guns on their shoulders, I'd like it on the Defensive side - that'll slow down those Damn mobile QBs!
September 15th, 2016 at 1:10 PM ^
September 15th, 2016 at 1:15 PM ^
Sent from MGoBlog HD for iPhone & iPad
September 15th, 2016 at 1:18 PM ^
15 years? Where did you come up with 15? Random ass grab a number from the air?
Donovan McNabb in '98 was the first time I recall a mobile QB running around, over and sometimes through us, although there may have been others before that I'm forgetting. In line with this week's opponent, I don't even recall "Slash" gouging us too badly on the ground in that '94 game.
But since that day, probably around 18 years to the day ago, it has been a seriously frequent problem that 4 HC and at least double that number DC have never adequately dealt with.
I know, I know, mobile QB creates numbers mismatch, but I can recall Denard getting pretty much completely bottled up by Bama, by msu & osu on occasion, and that's just about the best running QB ever!
So, it IS possible...
September 15th, 2016 at 2:16 PM ^
September 15th, 2016 at 1:52 PM ^
... I'd rather have not hired David Brandon, RichRod, or Brady Hoke. Any of those, I'd take over stopping mobile qbs. Maybe they are related, but life without DB would have been nice.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:02 PM ^
ESPNEWS
September 15th, 2016 at 1:22 PM ^
pEnis
peniS
Penis
peNis
September 15th, 2016 at 1:51 PM ^
pEnis
peniS
Penis
peNis"
out of your probation officer's mouth, Alex?
September 15th, 2016 at 1:03 PM ^
I love the "as frightening as" lines. Great work :)
September 15th, 2016 at 2:55 PM ^
Yup, best part each week. This week's favorite: DJ Durkin getting sad, then checking his bank account and being less sad.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:06 PM ^
So I guess this week we find out if Sparty is actually not good, or if that Furman slog was just them doing their early season Milton Berle thing again.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:12 PM ^
I'm like 95% sure msu will win an ugly game that leaves everyone still convinced they aren't actually good but a record that says they are because that is just reality until something changes.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:38 PM ^
Beating Notre Dame even in a sludgefart of a game would be pretty strong evidence they Milton Berle'd the Furman game though. Because an ugly game means they shut down a pretty decent Notre Dame offense (since Kizer is probably going to get most of the time at QB now).
September 15th, 2016 at 1:08 PM ^
September 15th, 2016 at 1:11 PM ^
Colorado scares me more than penn state. It is both the first real team we play and they have looked more cohesive as a team and seem to have a better secondary.
September 15th, 2016 at 3:34 PM ^
These crappy Big Ten teams that rely on the run and couple that with a pedestrian passing game are going to die against our D. It's the spread teams that always give me the heebie jeebies.
I am certain that Saquon Barkley and Penn State are going to eaten alive by us. I'd bet a lot Colorado scores more than them
September 15th, 2016 at 1:12 PM ^
September 15th, 2016 at 9:25 PM ^
And it is entirely your fault. Or so I've heard.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:14 PM ^
Not a great look to misspell "grisly" the paragraph before chirping the opponent for spelling mistakes.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:34 PM ^
He wasn't talking about the bear...
September 15th, 2016 at 3:32 PM ^
is right. BisB spelled it grizzly. Should have been grisly.
But BisB is also right in that it's not a spelling but grammatical error.
Eff this. When's the drinking thread?
September 15th, 2016 at 1:47 PM ^
But edits are causing the post to implode, so it stays.
In my defense, I am just a random internet golden retriever, not an official team account. And technically, I would argue that mine wasn't a spelling mistake. It was a grammatical mistake.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:16 PM ^
Excellent stuff.
Gotta say, if Wiscy is 7.5 and PSU is 5.5, my Fear Level for Colorado is more like 7.0. I think they're quite good. Then again, I was awfully worried about BYU last year, too.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:18 PM ^
Did we just booty call Game Day?
September 15th, 2016 at 1:22 PM ^
Stranger Things on Netflix, Gameday?
I got a bottle of wine....
September 15th, 2016 at 2:19 PM ^
September 15th, 2016 at 2:20 PM ^
to Harbaugh and Chill???
September 15th, 2016 at 1:21 PM ^
That Rutgers video belongs up there with the ND and the App State ones. It is scary bad.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:21 PM ^
"Or you could go to sleep"
September 15th, 2016 at 1:23 PM ^
"Michigan hasn’t lost to Indiana since Bo. They haven’t lost to Indiana in Ann Arbor since Bump."
Good job tempting fate with a team it took us 11 overtimes to beat last season.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:26 PM ^
WHAT IS THIS NEWS? LINK DOESN'T WORK. I AM FRIGHTENED.
September 15th, 2016 at 1:33 PM ^
September 15th, 2016 at 2:15 PM ^
"I need to talk to you a minute". As Cartman says "when a woman says 'we need to talk' you might as well just start punching yourself in the balls" as it will be less painful
September 15th, 2016 at 2:22 PM ^
that I'm happy I don't have a significant other anymore
#ballpuncheshurt
#weneedtotalkcausessphinctertightening
September 15th, 2016 at 1:46 PM ^
I love this! Thanks for the great read, as always!
September 15th, 2016 at 2:04 PM ^
too slow, ppudge wins
September 15th, 2016 at 2:02 PM ^
the guy with the bizarro, over-the-top, all-time homer twitters, or tweets, or whatever you call that stuff.
September 15th, 2016 at 2:13 PM ^
Man does Peppers do an excellent job reading the play and flying through the hole to the QB.
My one gripe: If that's JT Barrett, and it's a 1v1 tackle (in the gif, everybody was there to hit the QB; against OSU... probably not so much), I would like to see Peppers actually tackle the guy. Like drive the head across the body through the ball, shoulder into the mid-section and arms take out the legs. Hitting JT that high, with no intent on wrapping up, will be a missed tackle 10/10 times.
September 15th, 2016 at 2:14 PM ^
from Rutgers can fly. We'll beat them but that guy will be in the pros.
September 15th, 2016 at 2:15 PM ^
Touchdown Manningham!
September 15th, 2016 at 2:16 PM ^
How are Penn State and Wisconsin both playing at noon on BTN Saturday?
September 15th, 2016 at 2:35 PM ^
It's the metric system, carry the two, divide by 5/9ths.
September 15th, 2016 at 2:25 PM ^
Could we get the lines of the current week's game when posted? Helps give us a decent idea of what games to watch.
I do realize however we sometimes have a "games to watch" thread or posting, but it would be nice to see who is favored in our opponents games this week.
Comments