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09/21/2018 - 9:55pm I'm just glad I eclipsed…

I'm just glad I eclipsed 10000 before it all shut down for so long. Really helped my self-esteem.

09/20/2018 - 10:30pm +1 underrated.

+1 underrated.

09/19/2018 - 11:07am Hey, dont be hatin on…

Hey, dont be hatin on jackasses. I know some really upstanding jackasses that would like a word with your generalizationing ass.

09/15/2018 - 1:19pm For those of you from the…

For those of you from the college football risk discord, the tweets UNL makes looks like KILLCORN.

09/13/2018 - 12:50pm We could just use the same…

We could just use the same vetting that the college football risk discord used. You just create a thread and look up someone's posting history on mgoblog and, uh, wait... nevermind.

09/11/2018 - 2:34pm That ringer article never…

That ringer article never told me when I could call for my oc to be fired. I want my click back.

09/09/2018 - 9:16pm Can he add 100 lbs. and…

Can he add 100 lbs. and slide over to play OT? Please?

09/09/2018 - 9:13pm My wife is just mad that she…

My wife is just mad that she started Big Ben in out family fantasy league. Oof.

09/05/2018 - 11:39pm How does winning the…

How does winning the internet work? Do you just win for tonight or is it an hourly thing now?

09/04/2018 - 6:52pm Can you teach me this s your…

Can you teach me this s your d business?

09/04/2018 - 6:51pm How likely is it that they…

How likely is it that they produced a bunch of banners and will change it every week depending on the outcome of the game? That would make sense that they waited until now to change it and that they commissioned it so early on. Much harder to make a bazillion options than one banner.

09/04/2018 - 5:42am Bat excrement? Lololol

Bat excrement? Lololol

09/04/2018 - 5:42am BPONE is so much cheaper…

BPONE is so much cheaper than heroine...

09/02/2018 - 9:48pm Actually thought he was more…

Actually thought he was more animated on the sideline than I've seen him for a long time. Maybe not at all times, but he was getting after the refs on multiple calls in an old school Harbaugh fashion. He didn't throw a clipboard, no, but he chased em down and got in their faces a number of times.

09/02/2018 - 9:46pm But did you see chase's…

But did you see chase's swimming celebration though?

09/02/2018 - 7:07am You, um, know we lead the…

You, um, know we lead the nation in 3rd down D last year? Just bc they have a qb that's an rb and we lost contain on the first game of the year with a great gameplan to exploit our speed doesn't mean don brown can't get a stop on 3rd and long all of the sudden.

09/01/2018 - 1:38pm PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER.

09/01/2018 - 1:37pm If this is true, I am ok.

If this is true, I am ok.

09/01/2018 - 5:55am I'm lying in bed about to…

I'm lying in bed about to get up and watch my wife, daughter and sister in law run in a 4 miler for breast cancer awareness and all I can think about is football that's over 13 hours away. Holy crap I can't wait.

09/01/2018 - 5:51am Holy.......

Holy.......

08/31/2018 - 9:14pm Is a weater someone who…

Is a weater someone who invests in the Teucrium Wheat Fund? Went up 2% today. Might jump in.

08/31/2018 - 9:08pm Apparently, every day.

Apparently, every day.

08/31/2018 - 8:39pm This is how I know game day…

This is how I know game day is almost here.

08/31/2018 - 12:45pm Whoa. I hate Lebron, but,…

Whoa. I hate Lebron, but, damn.

08/31/2018 - 7:55am I like this take too.

I like this take too.

08/31/2018 - 6:51am 404 yards? I was thinking…

404 yards? I was thinking 502 yards with Shea at the helm.

08/30/2018 - 10:31pm Was about to say that as…

Was about to say that as well.

08/30/2018 - 12:34pm This is not draftageddon. I…

This is not draftageddon. I am pleased.

08/30/2018 - 11:21am TL;DR. I'll assume you meant…

TL;DR. I'll assume you meant could they use crypto coins for hookers and blow.

08/30/2018 - 10:14am I don't even understand the…

I don't even understand the basketball one. Like, how?

08/30/2018 - 10:13am Was waiting on the DE…

Was waiting on the DE preview. Nope.

08/28/2018 - 11:02pm Was Peter Bush in the all…

Was Peter Bush in the all names team already? It seems like he should be.

08/27/2018 - 5:32pm So now I just stare at my…

So now I just stare at my computer in awe I guess? I don't know that I can do the drive home fresh off of that..... maybe I'll just watch it again.

08/27/2018 - 4:41pm This is the sort of football…

This is the sort of football content avalanche that keeps me coming back for more, at the detriment to every relationship I have.

08/27/2018 - 2:27pm I'm not even finished…

I'm not even finished reading this thing yet, but can confirm that Sheldon, IA is tiny and awesome and regular. Spoke at a church there one time for work. Ate Godfather's pizza, which I wish was still a thing anywhere near me. I'm kinda nerding out that Brian mentioned a place I've been to that one time randomly in The Story.

Anyway, I read on.

Edit: Oh, ok it was pretty much done after the Sheldon bit. That was short in comparison to that time we heard about how Brian lost his virginity... Also somehow more depressing. I'm pretty much with Brian though. The B1G East imploding during fall camp has really dampened my spirits.

08/26/2018 - 10:37pm And may we never hear that…

And may we never hear that long snapper's amazing name again...

08/26/2018 - 10:35pm Nah, these puns are really…

Nah, these puns are really gouda. I'm enjoying them at least.

08/26/2018 - 10:02pm So Wisconsin continues to…

So Wisconsin continues to win the West now and forevermore.

08/24/2018 - 8:09pm I have no UGH's left to give.

I have no UGH's left to give.

08/24/2018 - 8:08pm Maybe post on r/roastme and…

Maybe post on r/roastme and see if that helps.

08/24/2018 - 7:52pm Deserves it's own post, from…

Deserves it's own post, from someone who hates all the separate posts covering this. I'd pitch in to send $2200 worth of the rings. Let's make it happen.

08/24/2018 - 7:50pm Yeah I don't think a…

Yeah I don't think a Michigan boycott of OSU on TV is really gonna get any attention.

08/24/2018 - 1:04pm I'm pumped for the season,…

I'm pumped for the season, but man this hype video was a bit odd as far as the transitions go. I'll take my negs that don't count.

08/24/2018 - 12:51am These stats dont account for…

These stats dont account for his legs either, which could be a really big deal. Moving the chains on the run will help us sustain drives and at the very least give our D a break. With our playmakers this year though, hopefully sustaining a drive by tucking and running on 3rd and 7 will lead to touchdowns instead of punts on 4th and 4. A running QB does make me nervous of health issues, but with our OL that might not matter.

08/24/2018 - 12:05am I feel like we have the blue…

I feel like we have the blue connection anyway. Most of the state is blue sports-wise and they have the blue grass thing even if they're Cardinals fans. That's probably the biggest obstacle - teaming up with UL fans. They'll be crucial in flanking Cincinnati. I'd be willing to lie about my real feelings about Burke's block to gain their allegiance. Worth it.

08/23/2018 - 9:18pm If we need to put a small…

If we need to put a small force in Virginia to come up through the hollers and burn a path to cbus, I will give my land as well.

08/23/2018 - 9:15pm If we can pull off the sneak…

If we can pull off the sneak attack from the north, we could get Kentucky to join our effort. I dont know many people outside of us who hate ohioans more than people on that northern border of Kentucky. If they can take cincy and we take Cleveland it puts the cbus forces in a huge bind. They'd of course go for us, but the longer they stay focused on the north the more vulnerable they become from the south.

08/23/2018 - 9:03pm This is a brilliant military…

This is a brilliant military strategy.

08/23/2018 - 9:01pm We will welcome them to…

We will welcome them to their hospitable graves.

08/23/2018 - 2:12pm Don't forget, we stretched…

Don't forget, we stretched too much that one time. We're all in this crash landing together folks.