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11/19/2018 - 7:35am Maybe this is obvious to…

Maybe this is obvious to people who've had their morning coffee, but what are UCLA players telling on themselves for?

 

Great show as always, huge week! Best Ohio State!

11/16/2018 - 9:03am Don't mind seeing the BPONE…

Don't mind seeing the BPONE on the other... uh... sports fandom soul.

11/08/2018 - 12:47pm Unleash the backups.

Really…

Unleash the backups.

Really unfair to both teams,

To play ones on ones.

11/08/2018 - 12:45pm Stop stealing recruits!

It…

Stop stealing recruits!

It's the Order of Bull's Blood

Our prose is such trash.

10/22/2018 - 4:24pm Equally plausible, equally…

Equally plausible, equally undeserving of grammar-free histrionics.

10/22/2018 - 4:21pm He will probably replace…

He will probably replace some offensive staff and be fine.

10/22/2018 - 3:08pm We get* to do it again next…

We get* to do it again next year.

10/22/2018 - 3:08pm Kate Wells is really…

Kate Wells is really excellent. She's been slogging through the muck on this case since it started leaking out, and I'm looking forward to listening to the podcast.

10/22/2018 - 2:23pm A devastating one-two punch

A devastating one-two punch

10/18/2018 - 10:06am How did Mike Hart troll

A…

How did Mike Hart troll

A grown man so bad it's now

his identity?

 

10/18/2018 - 9:58am MSU stands on

the banks of…

MSU stands on

the banks of the Red Cedar,

shopping cart graveyard

10/18/2018 - 9:23am Sparty's haikus

Never have…

Sparty's haikus

Never have the right number of

syllables in each line

10/11/2018 - 2:47pm When I was in band

Wisc…

When I was in band

Wisc band got drunk and tried to

Steal our piano

10/11/2018 - 2:46pm I was born a cheesehead

I was born a cheesehead

Moved to Ann Arbor at one

It's not my fault, guys

09/27/2018 - 11:04am they almost got Hoke

but…

they almost got Hoke

but Dileo slides into

the frame forever

09/27/2018 - 10:29am The Luke and Vader one was…

The Luke and Vader one was great the first time on Twitter, and I think even better on second view in the canon of the oeurve.

09/23/2018 - 5:59pm I think this is a long…

I think this is a long-running practice. Maybe don't read it? I don't understand the desire to make it into a competition with other venues either.

09/20/2018 - 9:29am Go Big Red they cheer

Our…

Go Big Red they cheer

Our QB is a freshman

Fucking shit we lost

09/20/2018 - 7:46am The Frost era thuds

out the…

The Frost era thuds

out the gate, Huskers worry

Savior? I think not

08/30/2018 - 7:52am R + L = J

R + L = J

 

(dammit, too slow. Ctrl+F = avoid reposting)

04/02/2018 - 6:39pm Chag Sameach

Chag Sameach

03/13/2018 - 11:53pm *rolls over*
*hits snooze*

*rolls over*

*hits snooze*

03/13/2018 - 1:36pm anyhow, seems like a pretty effective

anyhow, seems like a pretty effective implementation of capitalism to me. same letter and everything

03/13/2018 - 1:26pm if they were communists, wouldn't the power be in

if they were communists, wouldn't the power be in the hands of the workers (athletes)?

12/12/2017 - 4:24pm It was funny in 2001.

It was funny in 2001.

12/03/2017 - 11:17pm But the weather is guaranteed

But the weather is guaranteed to be nice in SD, dooming Sparty to defeat.

10/07/2017 - 1:18pm My choice as well. Go Blue!

My choice as well. Go Blue!

09/27/2017 - 12:40am We'll always have the 08

We'll always have the 08 gallop vs the badgers

09/24/2017 - 11:09pm I don't know if this has been

I don't know if this has been asked and answered, but what was up with Winovich's knees and Gentry's elbow? Some guys out there looking scuffed up.

09/21/2017 - 5:40pm We're everybody's Super

We're everybody's Super Bowl

09/21/2017 - 5:38pm They should definitely fire Brohm if they

They should definitely fire Brohm if they lose.

09/15/2017 - 2:54pm Pretty sure getting Dixon'd

Pretty sure getting Dixon'd the week after App St. is the Horror II

09/12/2017 - 9:27pm Also they don't call it.

Also they don't call it.

09/08/2017 - 8:23pm Full

Full Varsity

09/02/2017 - 11:37pm So much time spent on

So much time spent on penalties in these highlights... I really feel like I'm immersed in the game!

09/02/2017 - 11:11pm He and McElwain are

He and McElwain are essentially the same guy.

09/02/2017 - 11:09pm They're very much on the

They're very much on the downswing though so I'm not sure wh-ohhhhhhhhhhh

09/02/2017 - 12:10pm Third, have some

Third, have some class

09/02/2017 - 10:48am Evans tunnel screen

Evans tunnel screen

08/30/2017 - 7:31pm He might get a chance to play

He might get a chance to play in the 2nd Q after the D-line gets a ND-style multisack on Franks.

08/30/2017 - 9:50am Illinois will be crushed.

Illinois will be crushed.

08/22/2017 - 7:31am You know that scene in Twelve Angry Men where

You know that scene in Twelve Angry Men where Juror 10 goes on a rant about how obviously the defendant is guilty because "those people", and one by one the other jurors walk away until 10 is left isolated?

1957 thinks your argument is gross.

08/22/2017 - 7:09am If you went to Michigan and can't do better in

If you went to Michigan and can't do better in this debate than shout about "communism", your money may have been better spent elsewhere.

08/20/2017 - 12:30pm He probably, like, practiced

He probably, like, practiced and lifted weights so he could get better and stronger.

It was tough though, because the 3-stars have to wait until the good players are done in the weight room before they can use it in between cleaning the gym and massaging 4+-star players.

07/04/2017 - 3:53pm Bummer. all the best to CMH, who seems like a true

Bummer. all the best to CMH, who seems like a true competitor.

06/22/2017 - 9:50am It's not even clear at whom this get off my lawn

It's not even clear at whom this get off my lawn post is griping.

06/18/2017 - 9:34pm Go to a game in Columbus and

Go to a game in Columbus and cure yourself of this delusion.

05/30/2017 - 12:30pm This was the one I wanted, so

This was the one I wanted, so I'm glad to see it was already posted. I was a freshman MMB member, so I was stuck as an usher at Band-o-rama during the game. We had a little radio and were trying to celebrate without drawing attention to the fact that we weren't fulfilling our critical duties.

05/30/2017 - 12:30pm dangit

moms delete, meant to reply

04/13/2017 - 2:51pm Mark keeping it zesty, more damn sound

Mark keeping it zesty, more damn sound buddy!