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11/16/2018 - 10:12am If he's right then he looks…

If he's right then he looks intelligent.  If he's wrong his team wins.  Can't go wrong.  Smart take.

11/14/2018 - 12:35pm Nope, he had one too many b…

Nope, he had one too many b's in your post.

11/14/2018 - 12:33pm I'd have proposed orange…

I'd have proposed orange prison jumpsuits but this'll work too I guess.

11/08/2018 - 4:58pm So I'll just call them the…

So I'll just call them the Scarlet Double Dutch Rudders from now on.

11/07/2018 - 4:20pm I think Milton stays as he…

I think Milton stays as he was a project QB who probably figured his shot at Stardom was to be refined over the course of a few years of hard work under Harbaugh.

The fact he's already been in the game should speak wonders, or be a slap to Peters.  I really hope our offense hasn't broke Peters and he is a servicable backup greatly improved in case Shea gets crams for a meaningful series or something.

11/07/2018 - 4:10pm I prefer Fox, since they won…

I prefer Fox, since they won rights for some of the games and have agreements with the B1G they're borderline B1G homers, or at least occasionally remove their throat from the SEC's phallus.

Klatt and Cowherd have been tearing into the rankings bias the last few weeks for the ACC/SEC.

11/07/2018 - 11:49am If he did then that speaks…

If he did then that speaks to OSU internal issues.

11/07/2018 - 11:46am Yeah MSU has really great…

Yeah MSU has really great coverage and a terrible DLINE.  Yup no need to worry just stay back in the pocket and wait until you see a running lane open up. /s

11/07/2018 - 11:29am Naw it will still be there. …

Naw it will still be there.  Just can now be a major like Festival/Music concert or convention with it out in the open.

11/07/2018 - 11:28am Medical in Missouri, there…

Medical in Missouri, there is a god.  And his name is not Jeff Sessions.

Will we have separate Friday night drinking and smoking threads now?

 

11/07/2018 - 10:59am So theoretically.

Joe…

So theoretically.

Joe Milton could throw a touchdown in the national championship game and still redshirt.

That would be hilarious.

If this was Star Trek I'd say burn all the redshirts.

11/05/2018 - 12:12pm It'd be a pity if the MSU…

It'd be a pity if the MSU thugs hurt Haskins.

Such a pity.  *hint hint*

11/05/2018 - 10:25am I've been practicing punting…

I've been practicing punting the ball straight up and then returning it. Do your part and memorize your coverages and route tree.  Sheesh.

11/04/2018 - 12:54pm Preferably by 3 digits.

Preferably by 3 digits.

11/01/2018 - 2:31pm One can assume perhaps they…

One can assume perhaps they or someone they know was recently diagnosed or took a turn for terminal?

11/01/2018 - 1:24pm Can we trade Rutgers to the…

Can we trade Rutgers to the Catholics for ND? If Only....

11/01/2018 - 1:22pm Rutgers would be Div 2 in 6…

Rutgers would be Div 2 in 6 years, poor Rutgers?

11/01/2018 - 12:52pm Pac 12 doesn't have a…

Pac 12 doesn't have a champion.

They have team who wins the conference championship game.

Calling them a champion this year seems a stretch.

11/01/2018 - 12:34pm Charlie Weis is only 62 and…

Charlie Weis is only 62 and Kansas may have stopped paying him, could be in the market?

Don Brown is going to retire here.

11/01/2018 - 12:31pm I want to steal part of…

I want to steal part of yours

 

Don Brown Remembers

Stay Home if you value life

Don Brown Remembers

10/31/2018 - 2:50pm He can't decide to go as…

He can't decide to go as sexy King Kong or sexy kitten for Halloween.

10/29/2018 - 3:29pm Patterson will be throwing…

Patterson will be throwing fades on a dime with his eyes closed.

10/29/2018 - 3:27pm No Gary gets to eat a few…

No Gary gets to eat a few Rutgers QB's in front of friends and family in NJ.  Then he prepares to eat Haskins and Dobbins, and Weber if they have the sense to play him.

10/29/2018 - 3:25pm You know you want to spend…

You know you want to spend extra time in beautiful New Jersey! Well I could see you getting into trouble over in AC anyway...

10/29/2018 - 3:24pm I didn't realize we were…

I didn't realize we were having an open fall practice/scrimmage in New Jersey this year. A pity they can't tell us the time in advance to people can actually show up to this scrimmage that ought to have a home field advantage.

I mean unless the double secret scarlet society or whatever those punks were called who defaced a high school campus manage to actually find Rutgers fans to attend the game.

Maybe just pay bums to sit in the stands in Rutgers gear and randomly yell? 

10/29/2018 - 3:21pm So he didn't trust his…

So he didn't trust his defense to get the ball back, or his offense to score, so just hoped the half would end.  Probably the Browns playing to lose by less than actually win out of habit.

10/29/2018 - 3:18pm They probably never liked…

They probably never liked him and didn't want him to win.  Now that he is and the team is coming around they'll hire a coach they actually like who will do a worse job.

#Browns

10/29/2018 - 3:17pm Saban is on the record as…

Saban is on the record as saying he likes college because of the lack of parity and the ability to have a large advantage over all of the other teams.  This was around the time he came back to college.  Yeah you can outrecruit, oversign, greyshirt, juco and fake classes on top of program prestige.

10/26/2018 - 11:42am That's enough for Delaney…

That's enough for Delaney and friends to get hopped up on Blow with Chicago hookers for a day.

10/26/2018 - 11:41am I feel like someone good at…

I feel like someone good at photoshop should add Spartan helmets to a rockett line or something...

10/26/2018 - 11:39am I could see Martinez going…

I could see Martinez going off against them and embarrassing Dantonio.

10/26/2018 - 11:38am "Michigan beat our ass…

"Michigan beat our ass because they're gay, we didn't fight back because we didn't want to get in trouble for sexual assault, again." - Dantonio

Yeah not falling for it Dantonio. We know you don't care about committing sexual assault, good one!

 

Edit:

There I even negged myself.  Been on the phone with ATT almost 2 hours today so far and losing my mind.

10/26/2018 - 11:36am I had it that way then…

I had it that way then corrected the poor grammar, you're damned if you do, damned if you don't around here. :P

10/26/2018 - 11:21am I guess we broke them, all…

I guess we broke them, all their base belong to us now!

10/24/2018 - 11:49am We can just get rid of…

We can just get rid of rivalries and conferences and run it like the World Cup.

We will have group stages followed by single elimination stages.

No I'm not being serious but at some point expansion will need to stop or you may as well run it this way.

I'd say 6 or maybe 8 past that too many games and takes too long to execute.

10/24/2018 - 11:43am This is awesome but you also…

This is awesome but you also made me cry.

I thought this was going to be a Reuben with blue cheese.

I think I'm still going to make a Reuben with Blue Cheese in lieu of russian/1k island and see how it works.  Or maybe just a Reuben with blue cheese dressing.

I give you props for preparing your own corned beef and not just buying corned beef.

10/24/2018 - 10:18am Sounds to me like he's going…

Sounds to me like he's going to be 110% by the OSU game, and he's studying nothing but their film until then.

Go Blue, Go Rashan.  Never doubted or blamed him at all.

10/24/2018 - 10:07am I only see one potential…

I only see one potential problem.  When the game is 70 to nothing he may ask whether it's basketball or football and wonder why Rutgers isn't allowed to score as well.

I started at that age, and I have to say the part that made it the most interesting was explaining everything that was going on as the game was going. Given I was an inquisitive kid, but that's my suggestion, if they don't understand what's going on they're likely to get bored.

For example, why did the game stop?
A:  People get rich off tv commercials, see that guy standing on the field over there, the game won't start until his evil overlords let him get off the field and the game to re-commence.

I don't have children so you can probably answer their questions better than I.

10/19/2018 - 2:57pm "I like trolls.  I think…

"I like trolls.  I think trolling is okay!" - Cowherd.

I can't wait to destroy ND in the CFP personally. :)

He can be an ass but I like him more and more so long as I'm taking it for entertainment value and not to learn about sports.

Him and Harbaugh had a bit of a tussle initially but it was clever to help his ratings and get him in the news on Harbaugh's coattails as he jumped networks.

10/17/2018 - 2:36pm That probably just meant he…

That probably just meant he had qualms with free tats and cars.

10/17/2018 - 10:25am Come to Wisconsin, we only…

Come to Wisconsin, we only teach the OL to run block but you'll get some wide open receivers if the opposing team cheats against the run, because we only run it.

Oh and your wide receivers are just slow smaller catchy tight ends who can't get separation, but y'know, free cheese?

10/17/2018 - 10:21am One one hand I'm like what…

One one hand I'm like what an Ahole.

On the other I'm like, "Haha, stupid reporters getting stupid answers to their stupid yes or no questions.

10/17/2018 - 10:18am Tearing up relatively…

Tearing up relatively freshly planted trees that are green to burn.  Stay classy.

10/17/2018 - 10:04am Assad would have made short…

Assad would have made short work of that civil disobedience.  Seriously some of the "riots" and protests in muslim countries weren't nearly as bad.  That reminds me of the Bosnian riots a few years ago think it was over their independance unless I'm thinking the wrong country/city state.

10/17/2018 - 10:01am I'm probably putting words…

I'm probably putting words in Dantonio's mouth and the quality is bad but I swear I saw him say, "just don't get caught next time".

10/17/2018 - 9:57am The only parking ticket I've…

The only parking ticket I've ever received was on MSU's campus.

10/13/2018 - 3:26pm Are the Cardiac Cats back?

Are the Cardiac Cats back?

Waiting for them to go for two and fail.

 

nm OT?

10/13/2018 - 2:51pm Wow, that trick play by…

Wow, that trick play by Minnesota, turned out perfectly.

10/13/2018 - 2:31pm Minnesota just threw to…

Minnesota just threw to Tacopants in the red zone. :(

10/13/2018 - 2:14pm It'd be a shame if he missed…

It'd be a shame if he missed the rest of the season.