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07/20/2018 - 10:55am For some reason, I suddenly…

For some reason, I suddenly have a hankering for jell-O

07/19/2018 - 12:16pm I had a waking dream vision…

I had a waking dream vision that Gary sacked the entire OSU sideline, including Urban.

07/19/2018 - 12:13pm If you change it to Larry…

If you change it to Larry the Fedora, he could be a villain from an old Dick Tracy comic

07/18/2018 - 12:57pm Should have known it wasn't…

Should have known it wasn't real when he said one of his sponsors was Vandalay Industries

07/18/2018 - 11:22am Hutch may have something to…

Hutch may have something to say about that, but definitely in the top 3

07/18/2018 - 10:06am Same boat, I was lurker for…

Same boat, I was lurker for several years before getting a username 3 years ago.  I was check the site 3-4 times per day.

 

Now.....not so much.

07/17/2018 - 9:58am name it "Brad"

 

Cuz…

name it "Brad"

 

Cuz Nothing can replace Brad.....

07/16/2018 - 11:10am Basset hounds for EVERYBODY!…

Basset hounds for EVERYBODY!!!

07/11/2018 - 5:07pm Good LORD, I miss Denard!

Good LORD, I miss Denard!

07/11/2018 - 11:51am July 3 - Thursday

Will the…

July 3 - Thursday

Will the football team be awful this year?

 

Yes....yes they were.... *sigh*

 

07/10/2018 - 2:34pm Not "just" but he's still…

Not "just" but he's still got a good month or so of rehab before he can do anything basketball related.

07/03/2018 - 10:04am I noticed that too, pretty…

I noticed that too, pretty incredible footwork and good burst speed.  I can't wait to see what he can do on the field against some live competition.  The future looks very bright.

07/02/2018 - 2:28pm I'm not a farmer, I just…

I'm not a farmer, I just moved here because at the time I was the Training Manager for an Ag Manufacturing company in town.  I'm still in the town to let my daughter graduate with her friends (promised I wouldn't uproot her a second time).

I doubt the babes on FarmersOnly would be interested in a software/tech nerd who works at a hospital.

07/02/2018 - 2:22pm Small farming town 20…

Small farming town 20 minutes outside of Iowa City

 

Pros:

  • Safe, very low crime rates, you can leave your front door unlocked without worry
  • Low cost of living
  • People are generally friendly
  • Slow, relaxing pace of life

Cons:

  • Small town, everything shuts down at 5, and nothing open on weekends, so weekend projects mean adding an hour on to drive to Iowa City and back to get something you need
  • People here can't drive
  • If you're not a Hawkeye, the locals look at you funny
  • Due to all the farmland and lack of natural windbreaks, it gets colder here than Alaska in winter sometimes
  • Small town - all married farm stock....as a single dad, it's impossible to meet someone for dating, so it's lonely.
  • Cornfields EVERYWHERE.....with the occasional patch of bean fields followed by more corn....and then more corn....and yep, you guessed it....corn.
07/02/2018 - 11:44am You're obviously unfamiliar…

You're obviously unfamiliar with the movie Tropic of Thunder and the meme associated with my comment, which has been used on this board dozens, if not hundreds, of times.

07/02/2018 - 11:01am You just jumped past full…

You just jumped past full retard and went full-on potato

06/29/2018 - 3:05pm That last group....woof

 

That last group....woof

 

Hey, has Bellomy found his helmet yet?

06/29/2018 - 2:37pm Nobody likes a kiss ass,…

Nobody likes a kiss ass, dude.

06/29/2018 - 12:30pm Well, he's got pictures of…

Well, he's got pictures of basset hounds all over his instagram page, soooooo.....

06/29/2018 - 12:20pm He picked MSU.  I would…

He picked MSU.  I would hardly expect him to say good things about Michigan, considering the animosity toward us from East Lansing.

 

Best of luck to him in life, hope we crush them on the field every year and he goes 0-4 against us.

06/27/2018 - 4:18pm yeah, I seem to remember…

yeah, I seem to remember another coach who did something like that....

Schem....something

06/27/2018 - 11:37am Meh...opinions are like…

Meh...opinions are like assholes....everybody's got one and most of 'em stink

06/27/2018 - 11:28am Hmm... I need to try all of…

Hmm... I need to try all of that.

 

What's your wife's phone number?????

06/27/2018 - 11:23am Size doesn't matter.....

 

Size doesn't matter.....

 

yeah, I couldn't type that with a straight face....

06/22/2018 - 4:49pm Will Harbaugh let him call…

Will Harbaugh let him call timeout to ice the other team's kicker if it's close to the end of the game?

 

Sorry...I had to

06/22/2018 - 2:46pm He's got pictures of those 6…

He's got pictures of those 6 board members passing around a basset hound, probably.

06/21/2018 - 3:55pm If you ever find yourself in…

If you ever find yourself in the Iowa City corridor, Granite City in Cedar Rapids has some pretty decent offerings.

 

And if you find yourself in Anchorage, AK, Glacier City Brewhouse is a good place to stop too.

06/21/2018 - 12:53pm ask Don Brown

ask Don Brown

06/21/2018 - 11:22am That 51" box jump is…

That 51" box jump is impressive, and the work ethic and attitude is awesome.

 

Welcome to the good guys!  GO BLUE!

06/19/2018 - 4:03pm If Jalen loves Chris so much…

If Jalen loves Chris so much, and wants to reconcile so bad, why doesn't he get on a plane, fly to where Chris is at for one of his gigs, or his home, and go see him in private and have a talk.  Instead of trying to build a public spectacle about it, have a private talk first, lay some ground work.

Not everything has to be done in front of the media.

06/19/2018 - 3:37pm Shouldn't he win the QB…

Shouldn't he win the QB position first?

06/19/2018 - 1:20pm *cough....Kovacs....cough*

*cough....Kovacs....cough*

06/19/2018 - 1:19pm I mentioned in a previous…

I mentioned in a previous post, a long time ago, I was Jon Runyan's English teacher his senior year at Carman-Ainsworth.  It was ironic, he was a rather quiet and respectful kid (decent student too) off the field, for being " One of the (self-described) dirtiest players in Michigan history"

I was excited for him to get into Michigan for football the way he did after only starting to play so late and going all-state so quickly.  He was huge even in high school, but he had that gentle giant feel off the field.  Good kid, I'm glad he found success in life.

06/18/2018 - 2:36pm I'm.....too sexy for your…

I'm.....too sexy for your endzone

Too sexy for your endzone....

06/14/2018 - 1:39pm Those silly spaniards...they…

Those silly spaniards...they keep peeking at us....we should close the blinds

06/13/2018 - 3:31pm Woo Hoo....Iowa representing…

Woo Hoo....Iowa representing at #4.  My adoptive state!

06/13/2018 - 2:42pm Most people nowadays don't…

Most people nowadays don't know what "pike" even refers to, as the term turnpike isn't widely used anymore outside of certain parts of the US.

 

And The Grammarist website reports " In current searchable news publications, down the pipe appears once for every two instances of down the pike".

There are a LOT of words that used to be socially acceptable and are "correct" that aren't in use anymore, due to ..... reasons ..... this is hardly something to get all worked up over.

06/13/2018 - 1:41pm Technically, while down the…

Technically, while down the Pike is older, both versions, pipe and pike, are in wide use and considered correct nowadays.

I'll get off your lawn.

06/07/2018 - 2:13pm Wednesdays with Less was a…

Wednesdays with Less was a pretty good follow-up though

06/07/2018 - 10:12am I think they hit rock bottom…

I think they hit rock bottom with the basset hound rape

06/06/2018 - 1:45pm Welcome back Hatter!

Welcome back Hatter!

06/06/2018 - 1:41pm Don't forget child…

Don't forget child molestation and dog rape

06/01/2018 - 4:52pm Rename the money canon

MGoFundMe

06/01/2018 - 4:31pm Please tell me

this was just a misunderstanding.  Like, John was in line to get a sub and bumped into the guys from the Pistons front office and that had a conversation about their grandkids and the media is blowing it out of proportion.

Or more likely, they approached him, and he is such a polite guy, he couldn't refuse to talk to them because he didn't want to come across as rude.

We must have nice things.....for once, when it's going our way and the stars are starting to align everywhere in a positive direction, we MUST have nice things!

06/01/2018 - 9:57am I'd rather

take Trish Stratus for a ride ;)

05/31/2018 - 5:02pm I'm not worried

I'm not worried about playing Sparty at night.

 

That campus will be well-lit by all the tire-fires going on, it'll be as bright as a noon start.

05/31/2018 - 4:13pm I disagree

an aggressive offense will give Don Brown a chance to unleash hell and see what we have right before the B1G season gets going.  They'll be past the opening day jitters and hype and ready to setle in, so having a team that can test them a bit is a good thing.  Feeding the beast, iron sharpening iron, and all that stuff.

05/31/2018 - 2:57pm Obligatory

05/31/2018 - 12:12pm Nah

he's just breathing heavy

05/30/2018 - 3:36pm But it's hump day