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06/18/2018 - 2:36pm I'm.....too sexy for your…

I'm.....too sexy for your endzone

Too sexy for your endzone....

06/14/2018 - 1:39pm Those silly spaniards...they…

Those silly spaniards...they keep peeking at us....we should close the blinds

06/13/2018 - 3:31pm Woo Hoo....Iowa representing…

Woo Hoo....Iowa representing at #4.  My adoptive state!

06/13/2018 - 2:42pm Most people nowadays don't…

Most people nowadays don't know what "pike" even refers to, as the term turnpike isn't widely used anymore outside of certain parts of the US.


And The Grammarist website reports " In current searchable news publications, down the pipe appears once for every two instances of down the pike".

There are a LOT of words that used to be socially acceptable and are "correct" that aren't in use anymore, due to ..... reasons ..... this is hardly something to get all worked up over.

06/13/2018 - 1:41pm Technically, while down the…

Technically, while down the Pike is older, both versions, pipe and pike, are in wide use and considered correct nowadays.

I'll get off your lawn.

06/07/2018 - 2:13pm Wednesdays with Less was a…

Wednesdays with Less was a pretty good follow-up though

06/07/2018 - 10:12am I think they hit rock bottom…

I think they hit rock bottom with the basset hound rape

06/06/2018 - 1:45pm Welcome back Hatter!

Welcome back Hatter!

06/06/2018 - 1:41pm Don't forget child…

Don't forget child molestation and dog rape

06/01/2018 - 4:52pm Rename the money canon


06/01/2018 - 4:31pm Please tell me

this was just a misunderstanding.  Like, John was in line to get a sub and bumped into the guys from the Pistons front office and that had a conversation about their grandkids and the media is blowing it out of proportion.

Or more likely, they approached him, and he is such a polite guy, he couldn't refuse to talk to them because he didn't want to come across as rude.

We must have nice things.....for once, when it's going our way and the stars are starting to align everywhere in a positive direction, we MUST have nice things!

06/01/2018 - 9:57am I'd rather

take Trish Stratus for a ride ;)

05/31/2018 - 5:02pm I'm not worried

I'm not worried about playing Sparty at night.


That campus will be well-lit by all the tire-fires going on, it'll be as bright as a noon start.

05/31/2018 - 4:13pm I disagree

an aggressive offense will give Don Brown a chance to unleash hell and see what we have right before the B1G season gets going.  They'll be past the opening day jitters and hype and ready to setle in, so having a team that can test them a bit is a good thing.  Feeding the beast, iron sharpening iron, and all that stuff.

05/31/2018 - 2:57pm Obligatory

05/31/2018 - 12:12pm Nah

he's just breathing heavy

05/30/2018 - 3:36pm But it's hump day

05/29/2018 - 3:35pm So Izzo

will have an open spot on his bench then?

05/29/2018 - 3:30pm He's your backup stalker

Didn't you know?


Whenever FauxMo's out of town, Uncle Leo fills in...

05/23/2018 - 1:50pm Can't be Harbaugh

no woody-esque glasses

05/23/2018 - 12:33pm Same here

she could boss me any day..


05/23/2018 - 11:23am He'd still

be slapping himself

05/23/2018 - 11:00am Similar

In college I had a 1985 Oldmobile Calais with a little 4-banger and 5-speed in it.  That thing was fun to drive and got fantastic mileage.  Can't find a picture (this is an 87, which is similar).  I really miss that car.


05/23/2018 - 10:53am That's because

yours was a matchbox car


not the same thing

05/22/2018 - 4:51pm John L Smith

05/22/2018 - 3:57pm Saw the Crean creaming live

I saw the Crean creaming live when it was on.  The only thing that would have been better would have been if the ref would have called a tech on Crean for interference.  That would have been CLASSIC, but he wasn't far enough out of the coaches' box to qualify, so he just had the embarassment of getting plowed.

05/22/2018 - 3:08pm Wishing

Wishing him mulch moe success


Happy trails in the NBA, I hope all of Moe's dreams come true.  He was a joy to watch.

05/22/2018 - 10:33am Brian said COMING SOON

there's no need to nag him every 6 months about it.


He'll get to it!

05/18/2018 - 2:36pm Could you imagine Rashan

Could you imagine Rashan Gary with 4 arms?

Throwing off the double-team holds with two arms and getting to the QB with the other two?


That actually frightens me

05/18/2018 - 1:44pm Is VERY bad

to touch Jobu's rum...

05/18/2018 - 1:31pm Top of 5



05/18/2018 - 1:30pm Or sacrifice

a live chicken...

05/18/2018 - 12:42pm Agreed

I think that's why Brian said, right below that, that a majoriy of his crystal balls (including Brian's) were Stanford flip picks.

05/18/2018 - 12:39pm Marcus Hicks

For as many times as "those recruitments" have gone against us, it would be sooooo nice to have one go our way.

Quick...sombody tweet at him....and spell his name wrong...and get him to say "Fuck Michigan"

05/18/2018 - 9:56am Sorry

I'll be busy with CounterStrike trying to get some recruiting updates and hot takes

05/18/2018 - 9:44am Hey now

just remember, Marriage is the #1 cause of divorce world-wide...

05/17/2018 - 2:55pm Forget the tropics

Go old school.

Drive out to the country, get your own tree...

Put up some lights and invite family over to enjoy them...

05/17/2018 - 1:50pm The funny part

of that article is Saban going on about how teams that made the CFP had to beat "good teams" to get in, getting a shot in at UCF's schedule.


All while knowing that Bama played several cupcakes, including an FCS team, to get there themselves.



05/17/2018 - 9:35am I'm biased

since I work for Iowa Hospital, but I'll third Kinnick

Especially since "The Wave" started last year...

05/16/2018 - 12:36pm It's not about MSU squirming

that's been a bonus.


What it IS about is the leadership of MSU.  Those that covered up this bullshit and are STILL IN POSITIONS OF POWER.  They talk a good story about changing the culture, but it's all talk as long as the BoT that victim blamed and the Athletic Department figures that allowed it to go on by covering up the reports, all in the name of protecting the reputation of the university, are still there.

It's all talk as long as Lou Anna Simon still has her retirement package golden parachute, instead of having her ass sitting in a cell next to Kathie Klages.  As long as Mark Hollis is walking around bragging about how he retired instead of facing charges of his part of the cover-up.

I have a niece who saw Larry Nassar for gymnastic injuries, and thank God he never molested her, so this is VERY personal to my family.  I'm very sorry for what the victims went through, but there is NO WAY MSU is going to actually change their culture and clean the shit up at their university if this just goes away in the media.


THAT is what it is about.

05/16/2018 - 9:44am Gretzky

Gretzky was a goal scorer.  Gordie Howe was all-around player, including defense and rough stuff.  Without "enforcers" to protect him, Gretzky woudn't have have the accolades he does.

05/16/2018 - 9:41am If he has blue balls

maybe he should have taken an official to Ole Miss before Freeze left, THEN made his moved to Michigan.....


wait, what?

05/15/2018 - 11:21am Red

Red coached until he was 77.  While some say he stayed on a little too long, it shows that a coach who is still young at heart and in good shape can still go into his 70's, so it's POSSIBLE Beilein could last another 10 years.


Personally, I think that's doubtful, but you never know.

05/15/2018 - 10:22am this is fairly obvious

pay the man his money


05/14/2018 - 10:46am Pete Rose

So Pete Rose can now go in the Hall of Fame, right?

05/11/2018 - 1:42pm You should tweet that at him

just to seal the deal for sure

05/11/2018 - 12:44pm 8,400

8,400 incoming freshmen?


Wow....that's a LOT of rape whistles and stun guns they'll have to buy to put into the anti-rape kits for the co-eds, isn't it?

05/11/2018 - 10:31am I wonder how long

it will take Engler and the think tank to spin a response to this one.


I mean seriously, how low of a piece of shit do you have to be to continue to justify/cover up that hell hole?

05/11/2018 - 10:26am Sure they do

Tony Stark has the best line


05/11/2018 - 10:23am We're set at QB

can she play OT...what's her pad level like?