Get A Life
The last couple days have seen a minor internet hubbub about Rich Rodriguez's statement that Michigan fans should "get a life," or something like that. That's all 95% of the people who have seen this story have comprehended. In their minds, Rich Rodriguez sat down at a press conference and said "everyone who's upset about 3-8 needs to get a life."
He did not.
On Saturday someone posted this on Rivals:
"Way to tough it out McGuffie. Maybe his little fingers were cold?"
Someone else posted this on Scout:
"I've never been more excited for senior day
goodbye and good riddance."
No links, as both are locked behind paywalls (and the Rivals one is probably lost in the ether by now) but it's not like anyone familiar with the depravity you can find on any message board more confrontational than Hello Kitty Forever is surprised by this genre of comment. You could dig them up on most message boards after a horrific loss. I do it on a weekly basis.
The men who said these things are in need of anger management or a kitten or something to do after a loss other than get so angry steam comes out their ears and they post stuff about amateurs their mother would slap them for. You might describe this something as a "life."
Rich Rodriguez was asked about them because all years of struggle must be followed by stock question #49: "Do you read the horrible things written about you on the internet?" Rodriguez responds:
This is a public position. It's not like a politician, I'm not running for office. I mean, God bless them. They choose to have that public scrutiny. As coaches, we know it's part of the job, but we don't choose to have it. Most of us would rather not.
But the biggest thing that is disappointing is when somebody, not necessarily the media, but when a fan or somebody would make it personal to your coach or to your players. Especially to the players, because those guys are amateurs. When they would make a personal comment or say something that's not related to coaching or not related to playing.
I don't get on message boards. I don't think anybody, any of our players or family should. But it's amazing some of the things that people would say or amazing things people will yell at you of a personal nature. You almost want to tell them get a life. I mean, there's a whole lot bigger problems. You lose a ballgame, and then you look at the economy or after every game I usually get to meet one of our veterans or somebody. You know, to take it personal on a coach or player to me, I don't think it's ever right.
But I'm glad fans have passion, but it's still kind of I guess a lot more bolder. You all would know. It's a lot more bolder what people would say and write. Not you all, but bloggers or whatever, than it used to be. We've seen it coming for a few years.
Absolutely, right? The saddest thing about the internet is this sort of anonymous hatred. I love the internet. It gave me a writing outlet and a job and online scrabble. But, man, trawling through message boards after a loss in search of some scrap of useful news and/or analysis is depressing. It kills my productivity. It makes me want to do something else. And it's because of these little hate factories that just lose their head and spew.*
Here Rodriguez talks about this, gives a reasonable answer across four paragraphs, and even manages to conclude it with "but I'm glad fans have passion." He is obviously talking about that small segment of the fanbase that runs to post bile on the internet and almost seems happier when the team loses. Guess which part of this four-paragraph response got put in an AP story?
“It’s amazing some of the things that people would say (on a message board) or yell at you of a personal nature,” Rodriguez said Monday. “You almost want to tell them, `Get a life.’
“There’s a whole lot bigger problems. Look at the economy.”
Cue sarcastic responses from around the internet. Here's one from increasingly retarded Deadspin:
He's right. The economy is dreadful in the Great Lakes State right now. That's probably why your fans don't like paying $60 a pop to watch your comically inept offense destroy everything they hold dear. Or that their school had to pay $2.5 million to West Virginia University just to get you out of the contract you bailed on. Or that you're earning another $2.5M to deliver the most losses in school history. (And they have a lot of history.) One fan even has to sell his allegiance to pay the rent.
That guy's a Michigan State fan, so fine. I get that I have to think Mark Dantonio is a ridiculous insecure hothead who is just so perfectly Sparty No(!)* and this guy has to think Rich Rodriguez is a heartless mercenary cheerleader-nailing guy.
Then there's this from Kevin Donahue (emphasis mine):
I have just four letters for Coach Rod: STFU.
Is it unthinkable to this college football fan that the one guy who cashed in more than anyone else in this sport in the last twelve months would dare question the passion of fans. Hey d-face, you are where you are today BECAUSE fans care about this game.
I'm not even a Michigan fan... and this pisses me off BIG TIME.
Rich Rodriguez takes some time to talk about the internet's depressing tendency towards mocking and anger in some depth. The media takes the three sentences sure to generate the most outrage and create the dumbest image of Rodriguez, and the internet responds with mocking and anger.
I mean… what can you even say here? The way information spreads is messed up. Thanks to the restrictions of newshole the AP writer has to snip out 90% of what Rodriguez says. He picks the lines sure to cause commotion when taken out of context. Thanks to the epic fail of the newspaper industry, everyone with the story headlines it as sensationally as possible in order to get their OMG hits. Given the opportunity to whack the piñata, the internet does so. The whole thing is depressing from stem to stern.
You know, the media complained for 13 years about how gruff and inaccessible Lloyd Carr was. Then they get a guy like Rodriguez who's far more open and they heap crap on him. The net impact of this will be to make Rodriguez gruff and inaccessible.
I don't understand. Unless you assume that the people running newspapers cannot model the future beyond tomorrow's newspaper, it makes no sense. Oh. Ohhhhh. It appears I do understand.
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*(The comments here can be vicious at times because there is a cabal of people committed to relentlessly policing stupidity. Sometimes I wish it didn't have to be like that, but when I go read comments other places I am swiftly disabused of that notion. The cost in lack of civility to people outside the tribe is far outweighed by the maintenance of a coherent identity. No regular here would dare post the things that lead off this post and if they did they would be ridiculed by a dozen people before I had the opportunity to deploy the banhammer. This has happened multiple times. Everything I delete already has several responses asking the poster to FOAD.)
**(Okay, seriously: seriously. No, seriously: if Michigan wins on Saturday Michigan State plays Penn State for a trip to the Rose Bowl. Which is THE ROSE BOWL. Dantonio's response to the question "are you rooting for Michigan?"
"I'm not rooting for Michigan… I have too many good friends and too many people that wouldn't let me back into their house to let me do that. So Go Bucks."
Seriously. Sparty, man. Sparty.)
this is OSU week, and hardly anyone is talking about actual football. could this have been RR's intention all along? was he doing a classic Bobby Knight tactic of deflecting all the attention away from his players and onto himself - while at the same time crafting a sneaky new game plan while everyone is distracted with the irrelevant stuff in the media?
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you're assuming that in any bowl scenario MSU would get their assed kicked...
clearly, this is a much better working assumption and I concede the argument.
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
i can't stand dantonio. at first he was just annoying and it was cute. now it's just pissing me off.
i only respect other superfans
i mean going to the RB doesn't mean a program is back or belongs or whatever.... just look at Ill. they got exposed for the mediocre team they were and are and are now, what, 5-6?
Harvard: The MICHIGAN of the East
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
This is a brilliant move on his part for a number of reasons.
1. It helps him with his fan base. Yes, the Spartan hatred for Michigan is hugely impressive.
2. It actually helps his team. If Michigan State has to play USC in the Rose Bowl they would get f'n obliterated. However, playing in the Capitol One bowl or other non-BCS bowl provides Sparty a great chance for victory.
When the hell is the last time MSU won a bowl game? This would be huge for them to finally get a win. It would be a nice recruiting tool for their program and a good second year for Dantonio. Getting crush in the Rose Bowl would not be. In another couple of years it'd be a different story, but right now Sparty isn't loaded with talent to take on the likes of USC.
So they should go to the Capital One bowl and play Georgia? I wouldn't say they have any better chance of beating them, unless 2% is really better than 1%. MSU is an above average team with a weak record thanks to mostly weak OOC opponents and a weak conference where they missed 2 above average teams in Minnesota and Illinois. Even if they lose to PSU they will be way overmatched in whatever bowl game they go to. I'd rather play in the Rose Bowl and lose than play in a non-BCS game and lose by less.
Doesn't OSU (the Beavers that is) actually have the inside track to the Rose Bowl right now?
Yeah, they do, that's a good point. This year getting to the rose bowl may be a big step down in competition.
everybody and their brother piled on ND until the bitter end of last year and into the off-season.
Which, of course, was fine by me!
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Nice post dude. I agree.
I have gotten in the gutter of the Freep comments section after Mich losses and the things I read amaze me. The hate and the venom is mind blowing. I know we (as in Wolverine Nation) are down right now. But I never realized just how much Sparty, the Bucks and the Golden Domers hated us. And just love us being in misery. Their fan base (or a derivative thereof) make up 90% of the hateful anti Michigan comments that exist out there. I laughed my ass of in disbelief when reading Sparty's comments that they would rather see Michigan lose than have a chance for the Rosebowl. Wtf?
Sports and rivalries tend to bring out the worst in people. I was at an MSU v Mich. basketball game in the old Jennison Field House in the late 80's and heard grown men taunt Terry Mills and Rumeal Robinson with chants of "Proposition 48." How sad is that? Grown men disparaging kids because of learning disabilities. Sadly, I heard the same chants in the student section of Michigan Stadium against former ND QB Tony Rice. So, long story short, the idiots are everywhere.
Hopefully this place stays idiot free (for the most part).
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I'm sure there are plenty of idiots who read MGoBlog, it's just that if and when they post they get ripped to shreds here. If there are really bad and keep it up, they get banned. That's what keeps it nice.
It's odd, because I remember last year after about the midpoint of the season, nobody was talking about Notre Dame. Whatever their horrible start was, it was worse than Michigan's. But by mid-October no one talked about them.
Now, the season has just a few weeks to go (in M's case, one game) and people won't stop piling on Michigan.
Not that I loved Lloyd less, but that I loved Michigan more.
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"people running newspapers cannot model the future beyond tomorrow's newspaper"
Sadly, this isn't limited to newspapers but includes television media. Noam Chomsky refuses to go on any major television show that won't give him uninterrupted talk time because he knows his arguments can't be edited down to a few sentences and the medium demands it to satisfy short attention spans and simple minds. No matter what you think of him, you can respect him for refusing to play the game - kind of like Lloyd.
In regards to media, this is our own fault for what we choose to consume. One solution - don't read or listen to people who have demonstrated themselves to be idiots. Not you though Brian, I want you to read them and keep pointing out how stupid they are. I consider Unverified a public service, and damn entertaining at that.
The lack of long range vision also applies to many publicly held businesses geared towards maximizing share price in the short term.
It's a crime that this has happened to Rodriguez. Valenti did this same thing on 97.1FM on Monday, only playing the part where he talks about fans "getting a life" and then goes on his typical Valentian holier-than-thou tirade, acting as though RichRod has no idea what he's gotten himself into, and that he is acting like 3-8 is not a big deal. And if fans call in to disagree with him he yells his head off and calls them stupid tools et cetera and drops them. It's amazing what people with a microphone and an agenda against somebody are able to accomplish.
Perhaps you should write an editorial in the Ann Arbor News.
Not that I loved Lloyd less, but that I loved Michigan more.
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The Detroit MSM was incredibly lenient on Carr after some colossal, idiotic fuck-ups to blow games.
On the other hand, they go out of their way to crucify RR.
Amazing.
And disgusting.
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I agree with the early posts.
Rich Rodriguez really needs to work on the press interview skills. He can improve his skills in this area, but he needs to acknowledge this weakness (it's getting him into trouble) and get some help.
Sometimes he just comes across as a nice guy, a good ole southern boy. Other times he sounds like a dumb hick. He also tends to ramble on and get distracted away from the original question that was asked, which is what happened in this instance. Then his words will be quoted by the press and taken out of context.
I like how he handles interviews some of the time. I think his heart is in the right place - being forthright with the media about the situation and intellectually honest when discussing the upcoming competition.
RR doesn't have to be polite all the time. But his choice of words, his grammar usage, and just his strategic approach to answering press questions needs counsel. He represents the University and the football team, so interviews are very important.
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I'd prefer he spent his time on other things. Like coaching football.
That fucker better be eloquent before he should be knowledgeable about the actual game. Jesus OC, perception is reality. And if we perceive RR to be a stumbling hillbilly than obviously, he is.
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speaker like Bo was?
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Booing the team at the stadium is bad enough, but the paste-eaters who send anonymous vitriolic emails to players are a special class of cockroach.
Winston Churchill had an astute if very cynical observation:
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute
conversation with the average voter."
To paraphrase:
"The best argument against the internet is a five-sentence post from the average commenter."
My only complaint since Rodriguez came on board is that he doesn't choose his words selectively enough. Which is his option, you know, he's not into the whole brevity thing. And I respect him for his up-front honesty and all that; it shows a lot of self-confidence, among other things...
But Lloyd's evident disdain for the media was not the only reason for his brief treatment of them, scumdogs that they are. There is a pragmatic reason, as well: No matter what you are saying, the media will find a way to use it against you at their discretion; the more you say, the more ammunition you are giving them. That's all there is to it.
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Rich Rod said what he said. It's easy to be a know-it-all tough guy behind the Internet's vail of anonymity. I give RR a ton of credit.
M is toight
As long as we're excoriating the media, can we give a shoutout to Pat Forde for spending nearly 400 words, more than 10% of his "column," talking about the Dead Schembeclers? Is he the only person not dressed in scarlet and gray who finds them even remotely amusing or relevant? And for those who worry he's damaging his journalistic credibility, don't worry, he included an interview with the band's leader. Seriously Forde, are you an OSU homer or just a douchebag with an awful sense of humor?*
*I realize I may be proving Brian's point about inappropriate attacks on message boards with this phrasing but c'mon, Forde is a national columnist who spends 10% of a weekly preview talking about not just a novelty band, but one whose name is patently offensive. I don't give two craps how much money they donated, Bo is still dead and the name is still tasteless as hell. I'm sure his family really appreciates the joke, guys.
Isn't that band's name a ripoff of the Dead Kennedys? Not only are they irrelevant, they're not even original.
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And thanks for putting up the entire quote. I would have never seen it otherwise.
yes. i first read it on foxsports ( i know, my fault) and then, in my only moment of wisdom ever, said- WAIT, let's just see what he really said before i get mad.
yay mgoblog.
now instead of being mad at RR i'm mad at "the media."
In your rush to condemn Brian, you forgot to bring logic with you to the party.
The "coach speak" that your panties are all in a bunch over being omitted from Brian's quote, have ZERO effect on the statement: "Go Bucks!"
Rodriguez spent 4 paragraphs talking about the internet culture and how rotten fans can be now. He even followed the quoted comment up with: "At least they have passion." Where was that in the AP quote?
God help you if you can't see the difference. I mean you had to have thought about it, analyzed it before posting here? Maybe you should have taken a few more minutes with that analysis.
I'll tell you what, if my coach went public with something to the effect of he'd rather miss out on the Rose Bowl so long as a rival lost a game? I'd lose respect for him. Further, it really does show you how small State's aspirations are. They want to continue to define themselves by Michigan. That's sad, man.
"I learned a valuable lesson today. Never trust a pretty girl, or a lonely midget."
Your analysis is infinitely better than everybody else's. You really captured the true essence of these media snippets. You have effectively, logically, and condescendingly elucidated the actual intent and feelings of both coaches from five main words and media-directed questioning. Amazing.
analyzing this?
"I'm not rooting for Michigan," said head coach Mark Dantonio, who has spent 11 of the last 14 years working for Michigan State or Ohio State. "I'm going to focus on our task at hand here and worry about the things we can control. I have too many good friends and too many people that wouldn't let me back into their house to let me do that.
"So Go Bucks."
I think the fact that he was a buckeye coach is why he is rooting for OSU more than the fact that he coaches for MSU. I am sure he will be happy if his team makes it to the Rose Bowl.
in all its glory. I am a political junkie and I see how the media can latch on to stupid memes and actually ruin careers and generally fuck people over because soundbites overrule context. Sensationalism outweighs thoughtfulness and critical insight. I mean, if you were a Pennsylvania Democrat voting in the primaries, you were convinced that Obama thought you were a bitter, gun-toting Bible-thumper if you opposed him. The context showed a completely different sentiment behind the statement. But who cares, right? As long as you clip the quote just right you can make some money off it.
The position being taken is not to be mistaken for attempted education or righteous accusation, only a description, just an observation of the pitiful condition of our degeneration.
"I mean, if you were a Pennsylvania Democrat voting in the primaries, you were convinced that Obama thought you were a bitter, gun-toting Bible-thumper if you opposed him."
Just like Murtha was taken out of context for calling the same people "rednecks", basically twice?
Please.
"I learned a valuable lesson today. Never trust a pretty girl, or a lonely midget."
on here. Murtha is a fucking dumbshit any way you put it though. The point is that the media is at its worst covering electoral politics (on both sides, I'm not saying the media has a conservative slant and I won't pull a Rush and start screaming about the DAMN LIBRUL METEOR either) due to its craving for controversy and inability to provide context to anything.
The position being taken is not to be mistaken for attempted education or righteous accusation, only a description, just an observation of the pitiful condition of our degeneration.
pulitzer stuff. and used 'heap crap on.'
that they should all give the Seniors a hug.
Man, Rich needs a hug.
DiNardo's response to this on the Big Ten Network made me want to punch that old fucking piece of shit in the face.
Great stuff, Brian. Keep up the good fight.
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Brian, you just ripped on the media for selective quoting.
Dantonio said "I'm going to focus on our task at hand here and worry about the things we can control."
The rest was the stupid part, but he gave the real coach-speak response before jokingly saying he would be disowned if he publicly supported Michigan. The collective UM fanbase is so damn sensitive these days...
You can't passionately denounce the media and then do the same thing. If you're going to give Rodriguez a free pass on his quote, just say so.
Go Blue.
Unless Dantonio had said "What I'm about to say is the exact opposite of what I mean," and then said "go Bucks" then you would have a point. But Brian's point has nothing to do with Dantonio focusing or not focusing on the PSU game, it's the fact that he said, in no other interpretable way, "I would rather trade my seniors' and whole team's opportunity to play in the ROSE BOWL just to see Michigan lose." Yeah, he's a classy guy, ain't he?
Not that I loved Lloyd less, but that I loved Michigan more.
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I did cut out that small section of coachspeak, but does that change the intended effect of the response at all? I don't think so. He was asked if he would root for Michigan since they're in a situation where Michigan winning would give them an avenue to the Rose Bowl. He, point blank, said "no."
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Here's the actual tape. ~3 minutes in:
http://www.mlive.com/spartans/index.ssf/2008/11/dantonio_players_deserve...
As I said, the context is much different. You are spreading misleading information in a piece lamenting the spread of misleading info. Love your work, but I'm not afraid of pointing out your inconsistency on this issue.
Go Blue.
Get a life.
Dantonio said he's focused on things he can control, rather than cheerleading for a rival. At the end of the day, the Michigan-OSU outcome doesn't matter if he can't beat PSU.
Unless you honestly believe his friends would not talk to him again for cheering for us, I think the rest was a joke. Non-issue in my mind.
Go Blue.
I don't get how that changes the meaning of what Dantonio said. He's still saying he's rooting for the Buckeyes even though it'd help MSU's Rose Bowl chances if Michigan won, that just adds that the usual coachspeak that he understands it's out of his control and he needs to focus on his team winning. He still rooting for OSU against his team's best interests just to spite Michigan. It's still perfectly Sparty No(!)
What does his unmentioned quote have to do with him answering the question with "Go Bucks"? If he was not focused on things he can't control, he would have ended his answer with that. He didn't. Thus Sparty, No!
Right on. Though Gerry DiNardo (sp?) had a good point. Dantonio doesn't necessarily believe what he is saying, the statement is simply a political maneuver to intensify the rivalry and thus give meaning to his pathetic existence
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Exactly correct
So Dantonio isn't retarded, he's simply ACTING retarded to appeal to his constituents. Brilliant!
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What a chodeface. Somehow I get the impression he HATES any person even remotely associated with the University of Michigan. The more I read about this guy (and the things he says), the more I think he is a PERFECT match for Sparty: unfailingly paranoid with a massive inferiority complex. I have no doubt in my heart that this guy would vote against UM going to the Rose Bowl if a scenario like what happened in 1973 played out again.
I think Mark Dantonio is the guy who needs to get a life. I honestly cannot believe he would rather root for tO$U to beat us this weekend, thus eliminating his team from going to the GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL because his head is so far up his ass about hating Michigan. What a dick.
Edit: Unless his words were taken out of context somehow.
I won't sweat one more drop for you...
Getting to the Rose Bowl would be wonderful. But if the choice is between going to the Rose Bowl and getting blown out by USC or going to, say, the Orange Bowl and destroying whichever team comes out of the ACC mess (which is a possibility if MSU wins, OSU wins, and Oregon State loses one somewhere), I might be happier with the game we actually stand a chance of winning. The Big Ten doesn't really need another year of getting hammered in the Rose Bowl, and much as I hate to say it, MSU would get hammered if they played USC. Penn State and Ohio State would at least stand a chance. (Not that it's likely to matter, as this assumes we beat Penn State on the road, which we haven't done since the 1960s.) Then again, if Oregon State wins out, that's a game that wouldn't terrify me so much.
Of course, a coach can't say that and shouldn't even be thinking it. I like that Dantonio's focused on making this into a real rivalry, but he might be a little too focused on it.
A (levelheaded) Spartan fan friend of mine played a round of golf with Dantonio a while back, and he said Dantonio does have a seething, irrational hatred of Michigan at all times. He also said he came away from that round of golf with a lower opinion of Dantonio than he had before because that seething, irrational hatred made him sort of unpleasant to be around.
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