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Chunks the Hobo
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|4 days 22 hours ago||Trouble is, there's not||
Trouble is, there's not really any other succinct way of expressing its original meaning, so we're losing a valuable piece of communication due to derpitude.
|5 days 27 min ago||Amen. That one makes me wince||
Amen. That one makes me wince every time. And it's so widespread.
|5 days 3 hours ago||Good||
Broom every last asshole who refers to Michigan as a "brand."
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Na, Peter North.||
Na, Peter North.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Insert <itshappening.gif>||
|4 weeks 3 days ago||This feeling of confidence in||
This feeling of confidence in our team's coach... it is strange.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Anyone else want this Slim||
Anyone else want this Slim Jim commercial to die in a fucking fire?
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Calling it||
|4 weeks 3 days ago||I forgot what it was like to||
I forgot what it was like to get a boner from watching a Michigan team playing well.
|4 weeks 3 days ago||It's time for Max to add an||
It's time for Max to add an extra x to his name.
|4 weeks 5 days ago||I got to meet him at the||
I got to meet him at the MGoTailgate. I called him Orson and only afterward was like, "Duh, that's not his name, dumbass." He was cool with it though.
|5 weeks 2 days ago||Anyone notice Ufer often||
Anyone notice Ufer often refers to the opposing team as "Ohio."
|5 weeks 2 days ago||I'm doing my football picks||
I'm doing my football picks now, so I guess I'll get excited for covering spreads and such. Hooray.
|5 weeks 4 days ago||Not only don't win, but also||
Not only don't win, but also look terribly embarrassing while losing.
|5 weeks 4 days ago||Segment #6 on this page is||
Segment #6 on this page is Marcus Ray from today:
|5 weeks 6 days ago||Going out on a limb||
I'm guessing Larry Foote has no more idea about what's going on in Jim Harbaugh's mind than anyone else.
|5 weeks 6 days ago||This requires a stupid and futile gesture on somebody's part.||
|5 weeks 6 days ago||Other options||
|6 weeks 38 min ago||I thought we had settled on||
I thought we had settled on calling this new sport Sludgefart.
|6 weeks 2 days ago||(No subject)||
|6 weeks 3 days ago||Well shit.||
|6 weeks 3 days ago||If everyone at this||
If everyone at this hypothetical meeting gave me a quarter, I could get some more Boone's Farm.
|6 weeks 4 days ago||My question is, did we just||
My question is, did we just fire the Athletic Director our program needs in the future?
|6 weeks 4 days ago||Harbaugh vs. Meyer would have||
Harbaugh vs. Meyer would have the makings of a new 10 Year War. Yes, please.
Any other hire =
|7 weeks 3 days ago||He would've cut a much more||
He would've cut a much more sympathetic figure if he wasn't such a condescending dick. It's one thing to suck at your job; quite another to suck at your job while acting like you're smarter and cooler than everyone else.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||Yeah. No one should feel bad||
Yeah. No one should feel bad for Brandon. But God help whatever organization he's going to go break next.
|7 weeks 4 days ago||No Entry||
I'm in town, but have made other plans.
But there was the time when I was in the Big House with friends (we were students) and my one friend, who is about 5' 4" got epically drunk and the rest of us picked him up and started passing him back up the student section. Eventually we lost sight of him and went back to watching the game. Sometime later (in the 4th quarter), I learned what it meant when Carl Grapentine called your name over the PA system to 110,000 people telling you to go to First Aid. They had my drunk friend there and he gave them my name and I was charged with taking him home.
This other time when we were down near the field, this same friend pissed in an empty glass labeled apple juice. Then we deliberately dropped it on the field (this is the student section corner) and we'd implore cheerleaders, band members, or whoever was walking by, "Hey, can you hand me my apple juice?" One guy finally picked it up, and the cap was apparently leaky. As he handed it back he said, "Is this piss?"
Good times as an immature college student.
|7 weeks 5 days ago||What I took out of it||
|7 weeks 5 days ago||A friend of a friend of some||
A friend of a friend of some guy someone else knows heard Harbaugh's wife was seen looking at houses in Ann Arbor. He's coming. #BKFinestIt
|7 weeks 5 days ago||And a free ticket to the||
And a free ticket to the Maryland game.*
*With purchase of a Coke. Or Chobani. Or a Chobani/Coke float.