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National. Champions.

That…

National. Champions.

That is all.

I've been Rutgering on a…

I've been Rutgering on a daily basis for the last 20 years, though the liquids involved are urine and fortified wine.

Probability of Chunks being…

Probability of Chunks being wasted Saturday night, regardless of outcome: 100%

.

yes

 

What's all this lying around…

What's all this lying around shit?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

It's College Fucking Football Week. We're playing a big rival for the first time since some brand got activated. I am also of the opinion that Everything Sucks, but I'm still gonna be pumped Saturday night.

LET'S DO IIIIT!!!!

Ha, that was exactly what I…

Ha, that was exactly what I thought of, too.

Hope the worst passes soon

Hope the worst passes soon and you feel better again, Ace. It has to be tough to have to battle so hard every day just to achieve what so many of us take for granted in our lives. Cheers.

Ugh

I fucking forgot about this.

Yeah, I'll pass.

Sucked

Suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked.

Shut your pie hole
.
yes

Shut your pie hole

.

yes

Yes, or between here and

Yes, or between here and Marquette, and there's no M fans in the U.P., right? Or any who would drive that distance?

Oh boy, another Florida bowl

Oh boy, another Florida bowl against a Florida team. Can't we do anything else in the postseason but play a glorified home game for some Florida team?

That said, I remember that 1991 game. Beat these fuckers!

You put the period in the wrong place.

FIFY:

I just can't wrap my head around the fact that Rutgers has fans.

 

An oldie but...

Just gonna leave this here.

Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'

You buy tickets (bring cash)

You buy tickets (bring cash) and use tickets to get beer. (It's a stupid liquor control code thing.) Beers were $6 apiece, which I thought was a little steep, but cancer and all that.

Motto: Those Who Show Up By

Motto: Those Who Show Up By Kickoff Will Be Champions

Well...

OK.

Hot damn. 
I mean, where can

Hot damn. 

I mean, where can I get some? I love drinking that shit.

In re: that, nice to see

In re: that, nice to see Coach continuing to troll the SEC on his Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/CoachJim4UM/status/697489871728803841

 
I just heard "blah blah blah

I just heard "blah blah blah blah blah computer stuff blah blah."

Ann Arbor

Yeah, actually I haven't figured out where I'm watching it yet. Maybe the Arena or Ashley's.

Stumbling into Arbor Brewing

Stumbling into Arbor Brewing later for Terminator Doppelbock from the boot. And who knows what else.

I can has

I can has sludgefart?

When did UFRs become pornographic?

Here Hurst blows his man in the backfield...

Yes. "Natty" is a type of

Yes. "Natty" is a type of awful beer.

Sometimes you get the ooga,

Sometimes you get the booga.

Gold, Jerry.

Because farts are funny.

Because farts are funny.

Slip of the tongue, He meant

Slip of the tongue, He meant "belly flop."

Why do we even care what

Why do we even care what Sparty fans think, anyway?

The New York Times publishes

The New York Times publishes bullshit? What?

We have Satan number of points going into

We have Satan number of points going into Halloween.

The chips really make

The chips really make this.

Also they make me hungry.

Threadjack

Hello,

So by this time tomorrow I'll be exploring the Mariana Trench in a submersible. I was wondering ... where's a good place to watch the game in the Challenger Deep?

TD;DR

I really can't stand reading MSU crap.

* too dumb; didn't read

 

Just secured my ticket to the game

<cackling with knowing glee>

HEY THAT'S THE WRONG

Chirp.

It's Orson Welles in "Citizen

It's Orson Welles in "Citizen Kane."

Shut your mouth.

Shut your mouth.

Less time to get bombed

Less time to get bombed before the game but I'm up to the task.

Am I the only one who thinks Mena Suvari is kinda

Am I the only one who thinks Mena Suvari is kinda ugly? Or at least goofy looking.

I put pumpkin spices in my

I put pumpkin spices in my Thunderbird.

This x1000.

This x1000.

In other words, they think

In other words, they think all the same stuff we're thinking now.

Tricia Tanaka Is Dead

Also when I see BYU's helmets I always think Yahoo! somehow has a college football team.

(No subject)

So happy

I've waited for YEARS for Michigan to field a back who could teleport.

All the makings of a well

All the pieces of a well oiled machine are being put into place.

 

Ah, thanks.

I'm not a wrestling fan, just an alcoholic.

Whoa

Watching the recap on BTN and I *literally* just cackled with knowing glee.

I don't know who the

I don't know who the beer-guzzling guy is in that gif, but he is my new hero. T-shirts please.

But only to hell

But only to hell people.