2018 Season Review
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many have been the number of "predictions" and "projections" regarding the success of the Michigan football in the upcoming season. the vast majority of these paint a pessimistic picture as usual
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none of this is surprising regardless of the fact that such exercises are completely useless
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the only useful thing is factual information about the future - which only the SEASON REVIEW can provide
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yes
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THE KNOWLEDGE has clearly shown on these very pages that he knows not only about the future, but also the information about the future
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understanding the nature of the future is a torture for beings with lower knowledge
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yes
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in this post, THE KNOWLEDGE shall reveal the results of the 2018 season
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people that don't know THE KNOWLEDGE may not understand this, or believe this information
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there are also a small number of fools who believe THE KNOWLEDGE is incorrect
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however, when time moves according to the apparent laws of this current universe and make the future the past, and these revelations are shown to be correct.
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THE KNOWLEDGE shall soar, leaving every doubter in a trail of dust
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yes
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Michigan will not finish the regular season 10-2 or 9-3 as most people have been led to believe
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Michigan is currently slated to finish the regular season 8-4 with losses to Wisconsin, Northwestern, Nebraska and Notre Dame
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however, a highly irregular anamoly is about to twist the spatio-temporal continuum of this universe that will result in Michigan finishing the regular season 12-0
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yes
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August 29th, 2018 at 11:34 PM ^
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August 29th, 2018 at 11:48 PM ^
A loss to Nebraska? I think your 12-0 is more realistic than that.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:02 AM ^
My favorite Season Review yet. Here we go Comrades!
September 1st, 2018 at 1:34 AM ^
No. I predict you’re going to have multiple favorite The Knowledge reviews this season. In fact, I predict it will be guaranteed.
August 29th, 2018 at 11:36 PM ^
You know football season is right around the corner when THE_KNOWLEDGE chimes in. YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
August 29th, 2018 at 11:44 PM ^
I would consider either outcome to be acceptable.
August 30th, 2018 at 11:41 AM ^
But could you imagine the mayhem around here if we started 2-3.
August 29th, 2018 at 11:47 PM ^
YES I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
August 30th, 2018 at 6:29 PM ^
Same here MGoP. It was time for The Knowledge the resurface.
August 29th, 2018 at 11:50 PM ^
"beings with lower knowledge"
Like in Columbus...
August 30th, 2018 at 6:51 AM ^
If you can't get into college, because you don't have any knowledge. . . .Go to State.
August 29th, 2018 at 11:50 PM ^
I see what you did there. Smooth move.
August 30th, 2018 at 12:06 AM ^
I'm still convinced this is Brian shitposting at his finest.
August 30th, 2018 at 8:44 AM ^
I thought it was previously established that THE KNOWLEDGE was actually Seth.
August 30th, 2018 at 10:22 AM ^
No, The Knowledge is The Knowledge. He's from the future, ya know.
August 30th, 2018 at 11:58 AM ^
It is a great mystery and will remain so
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yes
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August 30th, 2018 at 8:30 PM ^
If The Knowledge was Brian, he'd have predicted 8-4 with a future ESPN headline: "New Facial Recognition Technology Confirms McElwain as Shark Humper".
August 30th, 2018 at 12:07 AM ^
In the 16th century, Nostradamus was referred to as "THE_KNOWLEDGE" of his time.
August 30th, 2018 at 12:13 AM ^
MORE. PUT IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS.
August 30th, 2018 at 12:14 AM ^
Well, now we KNOW that the football season is about to begin.
August 30th, 2018 at 9:08 AM ^
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Yes
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August 30th, 2018 at 12:20 AM ^
yes please
August 30th, 2018 at 12:46 AM ^
Been waiting for you to post this Brian...
YES!
August 30th, 2018 at 12:58 AM ^
I was worried THE_KNOWLEDGE would not create a preview this year. Football is officially upon us.
August 30th, 2018 at 6:47 AM ^
You mean review
August 30th, 2018 at 10:11 AM ^
Yes, but isn't he giving a "preview" of the year ahead?
August 30th, 2018 at 11:02 AM ^
Depends on where you are on the space-time continuum, yes.
August 30th, 2018 at 6:10 PM ^
OOPS!
August 30th, 2018 at 2:00 AM ^
Glad to see THE_KNOWLEDGE up and running. I'm already feeling better about the season!
August 30th, 2018 at 4:47 AM ^
And with this, the season can now begin.
August 30th, 2018 at 5:53 AM ^
Well, see you guys in a year for the 2019 season review. I am going to go celebrate our undefeated season today and rub it in some of our rivals faces. I figure there is no need to tune in to the games now that I know.
August 30th, 2018 at 7:25 AM ^
Not one of the finer season reviews. Usually there are some additional details, but that’s ok. It still quenches the thirst.
Welcome back Michigan football.
August 30th, 2018 at 10:07 AM ^
12-0? What additional details did you require?
August 31st, 2018 at 10:50 AM ^
Why we went 12-0 and apparently didn't go to the Big Ten championship game or even a bowl game would be good info.
August 30th, 2018 at 7:40 AM ^
Scroll the posting history of the THE_KNOWLEDGE. That is some dedicated work. Well done.
August 30th, 2018 at 7:50 AM ^
all hail the knowledge
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yes
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August 30th, 2018 at 8:15 AM ^
The_Knowledge = football is here. One of Mgoblog's greatest traditions!
August 30th, 2018 at 8:40 AM ^
The week off, my wife just made bacon, bourbon cream in my morning coffee, and THE KNOWLEDGE. What a great way to start a Thursday.
August 30th, 2018 at 10:34 AM ^
Bourbon cream?
August 30th, 2018 at 5:53 PM ^
Like kahlua but bourbon based
August 31st, 2018 at 2:27 AM ^
Please, tell me more...
August 30th, 2018 at 8:58 AM ^
From your lips to God's ears!!
August 30th, 2018 at 9:04 AM ^
KNOWLEDGE_able
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yes
August 30th, 2018 at 9:54 AM ^
Probability of Chunks being wasted Saturday night, regardless of outcome: 100%
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yes
August 30th, 2018 at 10:00 AM ^
Fancy way of saying you don't know.....I like it!
August 30th, 2018 at 10:20 AM ^
Yes
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Football season has officially started.
August 30th, 2018 at 10:31 AM ^
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yes
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August 30th, 2018 at 10:57 AM ^
so in this universe the Knowledge hedges his bets? I don't like this universe
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