this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
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|4 days 2 hours ago||Holy shit I just had my first Not Your Fathers||
Holy shit I just had my first Not Your Fathers Root Beer. I'm in love. I'm never drinking anything else ever again.
|5 days 4 hours ago||Worked as a grade school||
Worked as a grade school basketball referee while I was in high school. Parents/coaches were assholes, I don't know how many times I had to kick a coach out for calling me a fucker in front of a bunch of 5th grade girls.
|6 days 7 hours ago||Michigan Football Red||
Back when the Pistons were good I'd put them above the Tigers.
|6 days 13 hours ago||That fine print is too hard||
That fine print is too hard to read. I do what I want.
|6 days 14 hours ago||Harbaugh, Thomas, Carter,||
Harbaugh, Thomas, Carter, Woodson, Harbaugh.
The more Harbaughs the better, right?
|1 week 6 hours ago||12 UNLV 11 Northwestern 10||
9 Oregon State
4 Penn State
I did this without looking at anyone else's.
|1 week 11 hours ago||Trust me, we all hated Inge.||
Trust me, we all hated Inge.
|1 week 1 day ago||My mom got a Chevy Traverse a||
My mom got a Chevy Traverse a year or two ago and I absolutely despise it. The seat seems to be configured to give you the most back pain possible, the dashboard is set up really confusingly, and it drives like a tank.
|1 week 2 days ago||I really like Marquette's for||
I really like Marquette's for some reason. They're just so unique.
|1 week 2 days ago||2006 vs PSU (the "Holy Shit||
2006 vs PSU (the "Holy Shit Alan Branch just killed a man" game)
2011 vs Nebraska (the "Welcome to the B10" game)
2013 vs ND (the "Devin Gardner for Heisman" game)
Pretty much any game from 1997.
|1 week 3 days ago||IU's football stadium. It's||
IU's football stadium. It's concrete and ugly and there's no one ever there. Plus the game was delayed two hours because of thunder and the PA guy's voice is incredibly annoying.
|1 week 5 days ago||I mean I'll post in both, I'm not||
I mean I'll post in both, I'm not picky.
|2 weeks 9 hours ago||For the record, he's quoting||
For the record, he's quoting Always Sunny, as his username and avatar will show.
|2 weeks 1 day ago||Usher here. They usually send||
Usher here. They usually send out the call for ushers and there's nothing posted yet, so I'm not sure that they have the date set.
|2 weeks 4 days ago||I'm just picturing Frank||
I'm just picturing Frank Reynolds saying this and it's perfect.
|2 weeks 5 days ago||Harbaugh.||
|3 weeks 1 day ago||For those that don't know,||
For those that don't know, Jordan Klepper is from Kalamazoo. Went to Western.
|3 weeks 2 days ago||Nike owns Jordan. It's the||
Nike owns Jordan. It's the equivalent of using Reebok for hockey when we were with Adidas.
|4 weeks 1 hour ago||Holy shit this is gold.||
Holy shit this is gold.
|4 weeks 11 hours ago||We were historically good||
We were historically good (two state titles), but while I was there we were not good at all.
|4 weeks 14 hours ago||Give me MGoPoints please.||
Give me MGoPoints please.
|4 weeks 15 hours ago||I've said it before and I'll||
I've said it before and I'll say it again. If Harbaugh takes a transfer before August 1st, this will look shady (regardless of his intention). If he doesnt, then it won't look shady (regardless of his intention).
|4 weeks 2 days ago||Jesus fucking||
Jesus fucking Christ
|4 weeks 3 days ago||Yeah, .67% of them attend||
Yeah, .67% of them attend Michigan on an art scholarship, so they're not really "gone" but they're not playing football for UM either.
|5 weeks 2 days ago||Seriously? The announcers are||
Seriously? The announcers are gonna talk shit about the US even immediately after we score?
|5 weeks 2 days ago||Ugh. Not a great half.||
Ugh. Not a great half.
|6 weeks 2 days ago||To be fair, what's he gonna say? "lol don't worry||
To be fair, what's he gonna say? "lol don't worry they're gonna revive me next season"?
|6 weeks 6 days ago||*music||
|7 weeks 12 hours ago||Reading through these||
Reading through these comments, this is all surprisingly civil. Good work guys.
|7 weeks 3 days ago||OH FUCK YOU STANNIS||
OH FUCK YOU STANNIS