Kansas State-Hide Your Children

Submitted by HAIL 2 VICTORS on December 10th, 2013 at 4:06 PM

Willie the Wildcat showed up at a children’s birthday party recently. He gathered all the kids around to do the KSU chant and kicked a small child right in the face.




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December 10th, 2013 at 6:31 PM ^

Also, OMF's feat required a lot more flexibility/dexterity, having to kick a guy who was both in front and below himself, whereas the KSU guy just kicked straight behind him.

(I just noticed the hands of the person behind OMF.  It's almost like he's being controlled like a marionnette.)


December 10th, 2013 at 4:15 PM ^

Is it just my sick mind at work or did anybody else think it looked like the mascot was farting on the kid first THEN kicking him in the face?

I just figured the mascot really, really hated that kid.


December 10th, 2013 at 5:38 PM ^

Even at their football games, it is just some dude in a mostly unpadded uniform with the headpiece on, but I would think that he could have at least gone with the uniform. This is sort of like the Oregon Duck showing up with just the headgear and everyone wondering who in blazes invited Lee Corso to the party. 


December 11th, 2013 at 8:38 AM ^

I only met him once.  Outside of the Notre Dame game 1998. 

We were walking back to our car and he made some wise ass comment.

I told him to get the fuck on...

yes, i threatened a 60 year old man... but that game sucked... and next week at home against Donovan McNabb was worse...


coolest story bro.




December 10th, 2013 at 4:51 PM ^

at football games in the 1980s, pre-Snyder, when they overtook NW as the worst Division I program in the country. I'm sure the only way to stay busy was fart contests with the other team's mascot while KSU was getting smoked.

Stan Parrish lost all three times to Oklahoma by a combined score of 170 to 39 (average loss of 56-13).

They went 4-50-1 over a 5-year span.


December 10th, 2013 at 7:48 PM ^

Did anyone else notice that Marcus Hall kicked a bench really hard on his way out (pre-double bird) and limped the rest of the way?  It looked like he legitimately injured his foot.  I wonder if that's the real reason he didn't play in the MSU game, not that Urban was all of a sudden a disciplinarian.  


December 10th, 2013 at 6:34 PM ^

Well, I guess that's one more that will be cheering for Michigan come bowl time.  Also, are they really that lazy that their mascot is a guy in athletic shorts wearing a cat head?