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08/30/2018 - 9:54am Probability of Chunks being…

Probability of Chunks being wasted Saturday night, regardless of outcome: 100%

.

yes

 

08/27/2018 - 1:50pm What's all this lying around…

What's all this lying around shit?

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

It's College Fucking Football Week. We're playing a big rival for the first time since some brand got activated. I am also of the opinion that Everything Sucks, but I'm still gonna be pumped Saturday night.

LET'S DO IIIIT!!!!

08/27/2018 - 1:44pm Ha, that was exactly what I…

Ha, that was exactly what I thought of, too.

01/09/2018 - 12:17pm Hope the worst passes soon

Hope the worst passes soon and you feel better again, Ace. It has to be tough to have to battle so hard every day just to achieve what so many of us take for granted in our lives. Cheers.

01/02/2018 - 11:53am Ugh

I fucking forgot about this.

Yeah, I'll pass.

01/02/2018 - 11:38am Sucked

Suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked.

09/02/2017 - 4:08pm Shut your pie hole
.
yes

Shut your pie hole

.

yes

12/04/2016 - 4:02pm Yes, or between here and

Yes, or between here and Marquette, and there's no M fans in the U.P., right? Or any who would drive that distance?

12/04/2016 - 3:51pm Oh boy, another Florida bowl

Oh boy, another Florida bowl against a Florida team. Can't we do anything else in the postseason but play a glorified home game for some Florida team?

That said, I remember that 1991 game. Beat these fuckers!

10/06/2016 - 1:53pm You put the period in the wrong place.

FIFY:

I just can't wrap my head around the fact that Rutgers has fans.

 

09/22/2016 - 12:23pm An oldie but...

Just gonna leave this here.

Visiting Gore Calls Pennsylvania 'A Hellhole'

09/21/2016 - 10:57am You buy tickets (bring cash)

You buy tickets (bring cash) and use tickets to get beer. (It's a stupid liquor control code thing.) Beers were $6 apiece, which I thought was a little steep, but cancer and all that.

09/01/2016 - 2:38pm Motto: Those Who Show Up By

Motto: Those Who Show Up By Kickoff Will Be Champions

09/01/2016 - 2:09pm Well...

OK.

08/31/2016 - 5:04pm Hot damn. 
I mean, where can

Hot damn. 

I mean, where can I get some? I love drinking that shit.

02/10/2016 - 1:51pm In re: that, nice to see

In re: that, nice to see Coach continuing to troll the SEC on his Twitter account:

https://twitter.com/CoachJim4UM/status/697489871728803841

 
12/01/2015 - 2:13pm I just heard "blah blah blah

I just heard "blah blah blah blah blah computer stuff blah blah."

11/27/2015 - 4:04pm Ann Arbor

Yeah, actually I haven't figured out where I'm watching it yet. Maybe the Arena or Ashley's.

11/25/2015 - 4:07pm Stumbling into Arbor Brewing

Stumbling into Arbor Brewing later for Terminator Doppelbock from the boot. And who knows what else.

11/20/2015 - 4:43pm I can has

I can has sludgefart?

11/19/2015 - 3:56pm When did UFRs become pornographic?

Here Hurst blows his man in the backfield...

11/09/2015 - 5:05pm Yes. "Natty" is a type of

Yes. "Natty" is a type of awful beer.

11/09/2015 - 10:57am Sometimes you get the ooga,

Sometimes you get the booga.

Gold, Jerry.

11/08/2015 - 11:38am Because farts are funny.

Because farts are funny.

11/08/2015 - 11:29am Slip of the tongue, He meant

Slip of the tongue, He meant "belly flop."

11/08/2015 - 11:25am Why do we even care what

Why do we even care what Sparty fans think, anyway?

11/03/2015 - 3:46pm The New York Times publishes

The New York Times publishes bullshit? What?

10/25/2015 - 2:11pm We have Satan number of points going into

We have Satan number of points going into Halloween.

10/16/2015 - 3:44pm The chips really make

The chips really make this.

Also they make me hungry.

10/16/2015 - 1:21pm Threadjack

Hello,

So by this time tomorrow I'll be exploring the Mariana Trench in a submersible. I was wondering ... where's a good place to watch the game in the Challenger Deep?

10/14/2015 - 9:27pm TD;DR

I really can't stand reading MSU crap.

* too dumb; didn't read

 

10/14/2015 - 8:40pm Just secured my ticket to the game

<cackling with knowing glee>

10/13/2015 - 1:54pm HEY THAT'S THE WRONG

Chirp.

10/12/2015 - 4:55pm It's Orson Welles in "Citizen

It's Orson Welles in "Citizen Kane."

10/02/2015 - 11:35am Shut your mouth.

Shut your mouth.

10/01/2015 - 12:57pm Less time to get bombed

Less time to get bombed before the game but I'm up to the task.

10/01/2015 - 11:17am Am I the only one who thinks Mena Suvari is kinda

Am I the only one who thinks Mena Suvari is kinda ugly? Or at least goofy looking.

10/01/2015 - 9:22am I put pumpkin spices in my

I put pumpkin spices in my Thunderbird.

09/29/2015 - 9:29am This x1000.

This x1000.

09/28/2015 - 12:17pm In other words, they think

In other words, they think all the same stuff we're thinking now.

09/28/2015 - 10:17am Tricia Tanaka Is Dead

Also when I see BYU's helmets I always think Yahoo! somehow has a college football team.

09/27/2015 - 5:28pm (No subject)

09/27/2015 - 1:42pm So happy

I've waited for YEARS for Michigan to field a back who could teleport.

09/27/2015 - 11:48am All the makings of a well

All the pieces of a well oiled machine are being put into place.

 

09/27/2015 - 11:08am Ah, thanks.

I'm not a wrestling fan, just an alcoholic.

09/27/2015 - 11:05am Whoa

Watching the recap on BTN and I *literally* just cackled with knowing glee.

09/27/2015 - 10:28am I don't know who the

I don't know who the beer-guzzling guy is in that gif, but he is my new hero. T-shirts please.

09/27/2015 - 8:35am But only to hell

But only to hell people.

09/24/2015 - 1:16pm I'll take Stacked Tits for

I'll take Stacked Tits for 1000, Alex.

/connery

09/24/2015 - 1:06pm I heard he killed five

I heard he killed five hookers.