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07/16/2018 - 12:05pm Have you ever smelled moth…

Have you ever smelled moth balls?-How'd you get their legs apart?

The two guys were singing by the fish market for the halibut.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? If it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

Did you hear the Energizer Bunny was arrested? Charged with battery!

What do you call a tooth in a small glass of water? A 1 molar solution

The dentist of the year was awarded a little plaque.

How can you tell if your boyfriend has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.

(last one may not be exactly a dad joke)

06/19/2018 - 2:27pm Let them have their reunion,…

Let them have their reunion, but NEVER hang the banners. (HAWT take I know)

06/14/2018 - 11:41am Currently good.  Once we win…

Currently good.  Once we win Toledo, proceed up I75 to Exit 9 and visit me at Toledo Beach Marina for a beer.

06/14/2018 - 11:37am ok so I finally decided to…

ok so I finally decided to open one of these threads and followed the directions.  Is there anything more involved than clicking the box that I was assigned? No movement of troops? Virtual dice rolling?

06/03/2018 - 5:09pm He is transferring in

So he can transfer out

06/01/2018 - 4:49pm Show that man the money!

Somebody get a Kickstarter going!

05/31/2018 - 8:41am shut up. just shut up.

You had me at "Triple Root Canal."

05/29/2018 - 6:48pm Mzone

Always had good hate stuff and dearly miss it, I’m a hater

05/23/2018 - 2:37pm Dentacoin DCN

daytrade that.  It has some nice swings.  I have a bit in the crypto market.  Currently up over 100%, but in December I had XRP up 17X and most up 4X.  My entire crypto portfolio had almost quintupled.   Luckily entered the market early, not early enough for a lambo, but comfortable enough even after the pull back late December.  I put $500 into Dentacoin and made $9300 on it.  It would have been more, but I had trouble finding an exchange to sell it on.  $500 got me 4.125 million DCN.  If I would have not been so cautious, $200 would have got me 8 million at the IPO.

05/21/2018 - 2:49pm yes

pitchfork always.  Torches optional.

05/21/2018 - 9:49am Hudson is my pick as well

Interesting that I just heard this topic on ThePlayer and the Fan podcast with Glenn Higgins and Chris Howard.

05/18/2018 - 10:26pm Actually go to

Actually go to

Sorry on mobile

05/18/2018 - 10:25pm Should be good now. Tweeted

Should be good now. Tweeted at the author

05/18/2018 - 5:23pm You ain’t shittin’!

You ain’t shittin’!

Oh wait...

05/11/2018 - 7:01pm A CEaseless list of

Reporters could have said this. A CErtificate could be grACEfully awarded in A CEremony to A CEntenarian who could rACE to guess it. You shouldn’t mention their name because A CEnsorship may result. It is good that you know your plACE and have saved fACE on this board.

05/09/2018 - 9:03am Tired of these idiots who seek attention for their fandom.

(Pay no attention to avatar)

05/07/2018 - 3:31pm If the INT train starts a rollin'

in the ND game, "#putinMcCaffrey" will be trending.  Not by me, but it will.

05/07/2018 - 2:39pm Better, worse, or the same


05/03/2018 - 11:21am immediately what I thought.

Love the idea that opponent fan bases have helped to fund these trips.

05/01/2018 - 4:23pm When Rick's

put in the mini Taco Bell we thought it was the greatest day ever.  It was such  a long 1 block walk through the alley.

05/01/2018 - 12:07pm Did you know

that the actors for commercials used to stay at the tv stations since the commercials were "live" and they had to act them out every commercial break.

04/27/2018 - 8:59pm Fun fact

That is not a fun fact.

Opiorphin is a newly researched pain-killing substance found in human saliva.
Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
Those are a fun facts.

04/25/2018 - 8:00pm Spoiler alert: humble brag

My seats are unupgradable(assuming that is a word), sec 1 row 51 aisle seats one row below ADA row. My back is a wall. I can stand and the people behind me can still see. Bathroom is right down the tunnel. In a word, nirvana.

04/15/2018 - 8:33pm Buy a cold tray and freeze it.

Reheats quickly in the oven.

04/09/2018 - 6:10pm Wrong.

Any candy from Mexico is the worst candy.

Also every candy is my favorite. Just money in the bank.

04/09/2018 - 8:36am We'll always have Cincinnati.

Stretching to fill the 10th spot.

04/08/2018 - 8:30am Same thoughts

I would say Harbaugh lost any mystique that I thought he had.

04/06/2018 - 3:40pm Don’t you mean

Weis cracks?

03/31/2018 - 2:56am 2:55

Buffalo Trace and Snapple Peach tea.
Rage on!

03/30/2018 - 6:42pm Red Velvet Ale

Rochester Mills Beer Co. product. First try. “Brewed with milk sugars and cocoa nibs” It is slightly sweet with some chocolate tatse. One pint at a time is enough. Switching to Lazy Daze Amber next

03/29/2018 - 11:25am Same here

I was a little dismayed at the purplish color, but I bought it more thinking I would frame it vs wear it.  Shocked that they sent out free replacements.  I coud see where the team would not want to be riding aroung in Minnesota Vikings colors.

03/25/2018 - 8:33pm Fuq Duke!

Fuq Duke!

03/05/2018 - 4:33pm Why would I ever listen to what you have to say

after what you did to Stacy?

02/27/2018 - 3:09pm Last I looked,

there were no more levels.  Was this new DLC in a recent update?

02/27/2018 - 3:07pm I thought this would be about Kalis.

He had mentioned this would be his aspiration after football.

02/24/2018 - 10:38pm Go to Mc Sorleys for beers

Yeah what he said

02/24/2018 - 10:27pm Go to Mc Sorleys for beers

Dont mind the dust

02/18/2018 - 5:38pm Did he change his name to Andrew Akich?

‘Cause he has no D. Thanks, I’ll show myself out.

02/08/2018 - 9:23pm I’ve said it before, but

My Taiwanese girlfriend says that a small penis shouldn’t matter in a loving relationship, but I still wish she didn’t have one.

01/29/2018 - 6:05pm Fearless

adam Brown story

01/17/2018 - 1:23pm Headed there in March.

Los Suenos for Sailfishing.  Where were you?

01/03/2018 - 12:54pm Even in person

the pilots seem to fly over the sideline right over my head on the visitor's side.

01/03/2018 - 12:41pm Next year

we can raise $300,000 for Rashan to dye his hair and stay another year.  I hope Rashan remembers how he wished Chase to return when Aubrey Solomon says the same thing to Rashan next December.


12/31/2017 - 9:50am .


12/29/2017 - 11:34pm Ooohhh Mr Noodle

(Gag sound) You’re so silly .

12/26/2017 - 2:17pm Amazon Prime

"Orange is the New 'Stache."

12/24/2017 - 8:20am Mr.Ross

Please just write the check.

12/24/2017 - 8:14am Thanks!

Always love a new podcast suggestion.

12/24/2017 - 8:08am SHHHH

Don't tel him, message me instead.

12/23/2017 - 8:28pm Weller 12

Can't believe nobody said that.  It can be very hard to find in a store.  It is Pappy 12 that just didn't agree with the taster.  Same recipe, same barrel.  Balnton's is my go to at a restaurant.  Currently I have Willet 8yr in my glass.  Bib and Tucker is nice.  Maker's Mark Private Select is pretty nice and certainly Four Roses.

I have a bottle of Pappy 12 that I am saving for a win over OSU.  I have had it unopened for far too long.