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01/12/2019 - 6:22pm Yes thanks for the heads up…

Yes thanks for the heads up. I will tune in

01/11/2019 - 7:54pm To be officially addressed…

To be officially addressed by the athletic department as a douche bag is quite an accomplishment, I will give him that.

01/10/2019 - 8:59am Points 3,5 and 6 confuse me…

Points 3,5 and 6 confuse me.  If a senior is not a starter, he ain't going to the NFL.  Adding one more game to his resume is not going to do it.  So playing all of them is pointless for their future as a player.  If we are having a church flag football game then by all means play everyone as if we were up 50 points.  IF they have not played a special teams snap before, why would they now.  Are we not a meritocracy any longer?  Freshman should be doing all that they can already.

This could be the biggest millennial snowflake post of all time!

01/07/2019 - 4:55pm let's see my grandma just…

let's see my grandma just died so let's dwell on the potential imminent deaths of both my parents.  That should make me feel better.

Jeesh.  Can we mourn our current loss and not spiral into despair about the future? Thanks.

01/07/2019 - 4:00pm Dantonio for DC

Dantonio for DC

01/07/2019 - 9:54am Didn't log in to upvote.


Didn't log in to upvote.

I have said this many times.  With the athletes they get and the competition that they face, the coaches could have these kids two steps out of place and they will react quicker and make it up.

01/07/2019 - 9:28am Then let's just hire…

Then let's just hire Dantonio as our DC.  He would do that right?

01/07/2019 - 9:22am Then we should just hire…

(edit)Comment in wrong spot.

01/02/2019 - 8:26am Black Rock restaurant makes…

Black Rock restaurant makes a good smoked old fashioned. They use a cedar plank and put the glass over it.

01/01/2019 - 9:56pm Bart Simpson (made up in…

Bart Simpson (made up in college)

equal parts vodka, sweet and sour mix, blue curacao, blackberry brandy or razzmatazz

chilled. I would make 2 quarts at a time.

kind of like a blue flavor ice. If you add a touch of gin it gives it a plastic flavor like the wrapper.  I was banned from ever bringing these again because so many girls got wasted the last party. 

12/24/2018 - 10:45pm Is that even legal in…

Is that even legal in Alabama?

Does the governor know?

12/22/2018 - 11:05am I hope some day that Dax and…

I hope some day that Dax and Purdue can be mentioned as the best in the B1G.

12/22/2018 - 9:50am It is not even 10:00, but if…

It is not even 10:00, but if I can quote another asshole, “Quit drinking and go to bed. I suggest you find a new team to support.”

12/21/2018 - 6:41pm I even offered him free…

I even offered him free whitening with a new patient exam. I guess I need to work on my bagman pitch.

12/21/2018 - 7:19am WOW Seth! Nice work.

WOW Seth! Nice work.

12/20/2018 - 3:49pm I would love it if some…

I would love it if some savage ate a lemon like an apple just taking bites and eating the peel and all.

12/19/2018 - 7:23pm Biting into the wedges daily…

Biting into the wedges daily is the worst. Orange juice for breakfast daily then brushing can eventually be a problem.

12/19/2018 - 7:20pm to be specific to be specific

12/19/2018 - 3:24pm I love the fact that you…

I love the fact that you tracked this.  Bravo! A million lemon flavored points to you sir.


Also, lemon eaters please rinse with water after don't brush immediately.  The acidic lemon juice is not good for your enamel.

12/12/2018 - 7:34pm We have been employing a…

We have been employing a Cold War strategy.  Just as we made the U.S.S.R. spend themselves into defeat with nukes, we are slowly doing that to OSU in the form of gold pants.  

And now I have to kill you.

Humble brag: my PSC for 2 tickets is now$1320 for the "privilege of buying the tickets". I thought it was only $1200 last year.  SO a 10% increase, not 5.5%.  But I could be mistaken.



11/20/2018 - 3:00pm Technically Papa John's

Technically Papa John's

11/15/2018 - 7:51pm Hailey Victoria and Hale…

Hailey Victoria and Hale Victor.  These are my suggestions for every pregnant woman and expectant father that I see in my office. Macy Blue is another option.

11/08/2018 - 7:40pm It was when he was a…

It was when he was a freshman and was the first player my daughter ever met.  He signed a picture of them the next year and signed it “Love, Kyle Kalis” a very storied love affair that I have shared on here many times before.

11/08/2018 - 9:05am A complete "Rutgering" in…

A complete "Rutgering" in every category. I type this in reference to Brian's previously described noun of a "Rutger" but in my head I say it as the slang term from 1650-1870's of "rogering".  So I want to Michigan give them a good ol' rogering on Saturday in every category.  To believe otherwise is pure twaddle.

11/08/2018 - 8:52am A few years ago I had a…

A few years ago I had a Kalis jersey made for my daughter.  Forget the site, but I put a space between each letter and it went through.  Normal spacing did not. 

11/06/2018 - 5:40pm So Hardwork is no longer…


11/06/2018 - 5:37pm You would get charged the…

You would get charged the ticket if the team you reserve it under makes it.  But I am not sure time frame for resale to an OSU fan.

11/06/2018 - 11:48am Tate would have to be the…

Tate would have to be the one to run it.  Haskins slid 5 yards from defenders last game.  He has already made the business decision to go to the NFL. 

Check out the show on Netflix "QB1:Beyond the Lights" to see Tate Martell at Bishop Gorman and decide if he is a greater competitor or douche.  He excels at both.  I hope Haskins stays at OSU because he does not fit their system.

11/06/2018 - 9:49am Pro players should not be…

Pro players should not be allowed to play high school football.

Love how he blocked the FG then ran down and blocked.

10/31/2018 - 8:01pm 5th amendment.

5th amendment.

10/31/2018 - 6:57pm BUH BYE


10/30/2018 - 7:00pm I knew this would upset some…

I knew this would upset some apple carts and hesitated posting.  Again, I do not advocate chewing or drinking.  (Maybe drinking if you are married).  Every study you read on almost any topic, will say at the end that “more studies need to be done”.   

People who do not smoke or drink alcohol still get oral cancer.  A 2010 study in Head and Neck Oncology looked at 278 oral cancer patients. 67 had no history of drinking or smoking.  This was smoking not chew, but just to give the idea that the incidence of chewing tobacco and oral cancer does not have as high of an increase in risk of developing oral cancer as say smoking and lung cancer. What Rodu and others are saying is that the increase in incidence with chewing tobacco compared to someone with no risk factors is not as great as would first seem.

People do get lung cancer without smoking. The proof is clearly there with smoking as a direct multiplier of risk. No doubt.  Vaccines are safe, the Earth is round and fluoride does not cause cancer.

10/30/2018 - 12:42pm Oral cancer from chewing…

Oral cancer from chewing tobacco is actually a controversial topic.  (For the record I am not advocating chewing, just presenting material.) 

Brad Rodu, D.D.S., professor of medicine at the University of Louisville (UofL) School of Medicine and the Endowed Chair in Tobacco Harm Reduction at UofL's James Graham Brown Cancer Center has a study from 2012 in which he states,

"The risk of mouth cancer among smokeless tobacco users is extremely low -- certainly lower than the risk of smoking-related diseases among smokers," he said. "The annual mortality rate among long-term dry snuff users is 12 deaths per 100,000 and the rate among users of more popular snus, moist snuff and chewing tobacco is much lower. For perspective, the death rate among automobile users is 11 per 100,000 according to a 2009 report from the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration. Compare those to the rate among smokers: more than 600 deaths per 100,000 every year."

"The data clearly show that smokeless tobacco users have, at most, about the same risk of dying from mouth cancer as automobile users have of dying in a car wreck."

I have heard another oral surgeon say the same thing in a CE lecture about 5 years ago.

Another study in 2015 talks of the biomarkers for cancer, but not necessarily incidences of cancer.

This is from the American Association for Cancer Research which states, "U.S. adults who used only smokeless tobacco products had higher levels of biomarkers of exposure to nicotine and a cancer-causing toxicant -- the tobacco-specific nitrosamine NNK -- compared with those who used only cigarettes. "

More studies need to be done.  IF in doubt just avoid it.


10/29/2018 - 10:37am It would take a lot of…

It would take a lot of testicular fortitude to walk from the sideline of the team that was hosting you to the opponent.  I would LOVE to see that happen.  That would enhance any rivalry.

10/29/2018 - 10:17am E.max is a great material…

E.max is a great material for your crown or onlay.  It is my material of choice when using CEREC.

Wrong thread?

10/26/2018 - 3:48pm Art should be left to the…

Art should be left to the individual’s own interpretation.  I thought of clarifying after hitting enter, but thought better of it your honor.

10/26/2018 - 3:44pm He wants to make sure no…

He wants to make sure no other team is ever spoken in as high regard as the ‘97 team or another Woodson.  Those are the two things that apparently define his life. Without those two things he feels like a failure?

10/26/2018 - 9:30am “Homely” is such a weird…

“Homely” is such a weird word with opposite meanings. “Unattractive if a person.  Simple, comfortable and cozy if a place. 

“Your house is homely, like your wife.”


10/26/2018 - 8:43am Hopefully other than my wife.

Hopefully other than my wife.

10/26/2018 - 8:41am FAUX YEAH!!!!!!


10/22/2018 - 7:47pm Good luck James. Hate this.

Good luck James. Hate this.

10/22/2018 - 7:24pm As someone from the Toledo…

As someone from the Toledo area and having two buddies who coached him, this is a sad day. Good kid and great potential. Neither guy knew of this

10/18/2018 - 9:36pm Ashley’s has my vote. Tons…

Ashley’s has my vote. Tons of tap beer and good bourbon selection. Roy is great.

10/18/2018 - 9:29pm Yay! You’re back!

Yay! You’re back!

10/17/2018 - 11:33am DO NOT park in one of the…

DO NOT park in one of the parking structures by the stadium.  If you do, remember which one.  My daughter and a friend went up 2 years ago.  After the game they couldn't find the car and they went to the police thinking it was stolen.  The police looked through all of the structures, but could not find it.  The police drove them around and could not find it. At 11:30 PM I had to drive an hour and 45 min up to EL to get them.  When I was 5 minutes form the police station.  They found the car.  3 1/2 hours driving for nothing.  Good times. Cool Story.  Thanks EL police.

10/16/2018 - 5:18pm WD do you know when they…

WD do you know when they will officaly release those Murderwolf Jordan 1's?

10/16/2018 - 5:15pm Lysol shower post game.


Lysol shower post game.


10/13/2018 - 8:01am Trips right baby!

Trips right baby!

10/03/2018 - 3:07pm That was glorious!  Thanks…

That was glorious!  Thanks ACE, Master of GIFs.