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12/04/2018 - 9:19am User dlanny22 invited me to…

User dlanny22 invited me to his 2 leagues this year. We both made the playoffs in each. Granted He earned the top seed each as opposed to my 4/6 seeds.

My best lineup would have to be:

QB- Deshawn Watson

RB- Saquan and Fournette 

WR- Golden Tate and Allen Robinson

TE- Eric Ebron (drafted in the 10th)

K- Justin Tucker

D/ST- streamed all season

Backups included Aaron Jones and Crowell at RB, Alshon Jeffery and and Funchess at WR, and Baker Mayfield stepped up for Watson's bye week.

07/26/2018 - 8:07pm Thanks for putting this…

Thanks for putting this together!

07/05/2018 - 6:46pm That and the Google Image…

That and the Google Image Search for Cornelius Johnson....Cured my shit day.

07/04/2018 - 7:00pm Haloscanner here. I remember…

Haloscanner here. I remember being on the blog the day Bo died. So sometime before that. I lurked after the move for a while before I registered. 

06/24/2018 - 11:17am I finally won an MVP!

I finally won an MVP!

06/20/2018 - 2:16pm This is why I have trust…

This is why I have trust issues.

06/19/2018 - 7:11pm And he's already recruiting…

And he's already recruiting the #8 ranked player in his class...

06/18/2018 - 8:21pm I'm chuckling over that poor…

I'm chuckling over that poor QB still hurting 5 months later.

06/16/2018 - 10:49pm The fact that he admitted to…

The fact that he admitted to knowing that he broke the rule should get him DQ'd. It isn't like he is claiming ignorance.

06/14/2018 - 9:27pm I do Kegels. But my balls…

I do Kegels. But my balls still hang down like a St. Bernard's jowls.

06/12/2018 - 10:31pm Paul Giamatti. He's…

Paul Giamatti. He's brilliant on Billions.

06/10/2018 - 11:09pm Same. Next on the list is…

Same. Next on the list is Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby, and Slaughterhouse Five.

06/10/2018 - 10:24pm I, for one, will miss the…

I, for one, will miss the possible headlines if he would have had a good game against MSU. "Couch burns Spartans" is up there with "Man bites Dog."

06/10/2018 - 9:53pm I haven't seen her recently…

I haven't seen her recently. I'm guessing that salad I ate 3 weeks ago is showing some results.

06/10/2018 - 8:55pm As a 37 year old, I just…

As a 37 year old, I just read Moby Dick for the first time. I have been reading all the classics that I missed in HS and college. I used to hate reading due to ADHD, but I actually have been reading instead of playing Madden.

06/10/2018 - 8:52pm I'm the same. I just…

I'm the same. I just finished Camino Island. Not his best work, but I love Grisham. They're easy reads with music on in the background.

06/10/2018 - 8:49pm Looks great thus far, Ace.

Looks great thus far, Ace.

06/04/2018 - 10:24am Better than

a poke in the eye.

06/01/2018 - 5:52pm Fucking


06/01/2018 - 12:55pm Came here to give

Tony Boles some love. He was my first favorite player.

05/30/2018 - 1:47pm same

I'm a good soldier, so I did. But bygod I feel like an enabler.

05/29/2018 - 8:24pm (No subject)

05/29/2018 - 4:19pm Did he even work out for teams

or did he just send tape of his last game and a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯?

05/28/2018 - 10:49pm Houston is failing

like they hired Dave Brandon to run things.

05/28/2018 - 10:12pm (No subject)

05/28/2018 - 10:11pm (No subject)

05/28/2018 - 9:47pm Pulling for Vegas and Houston.

Place your monies on GS and Washington.



You're welcome.

05/28/2018 - 9:08pm You're right...


I must have glossed over the Hayes part of it. I suck again!

05/28/2018 - 8:15pm You're right...


I must have glossed over the Hayes part of it. I suck again!

05/28/2018 - 12:56am 69 days!!!

05/28/2018 - 12:36am He could have had a gambling problem

I mean had an itch to try out baseball for 2 years.

05/28/2018 - 12:24am (No subject)

05/27/2018 - 11:58pm Also considered 1990 vs MSU

I was in a house full of Spartans, and I was the onlyU of M fan. Even at 9 years old I was talking mad shit.

05/27/2018 - 11:55pm I thought about this one too.

I was 13 and I ran out of the house and cried.

05/27/2018 - 11:23pm I think so

but only an extra game, most likely.

05/27/2018 - 11:21pm (No subject)

05/27/2018 - 11:12pm 2006 OSU hands down

Recency bias made 2016 OSU pop in my head, but Iowa.

05/27/2018 - 11:05pm Well at least I don't

have to watch the Finals. GS should wash the Cavs in 4-5.

05/27/2018 - 4:56pm He says in the article

that he's being brought in as a TE for a year before they decide whether to move him to OT.

05/27/2018 - 2:52pm (No subject)

05/27/2018 - 2:46pm Rogaine with minoxidil?

05/26/2018 - 11:34pm I had HOU-BOS

but after the bed-shitting I just saw out of the Rockets......

05/24/2018 - 11:23pm And the new school

can't offer the post-grad degree the original school does. So since Michigan (last I checked) doesnt offer a doctorate in Fellating Peyton Manning, he would be immediately eligible.

05/24/2018 - 11:15pm If you graduate in one year

you are Doogie Howser, M.D. You will be busy making love stains in the back of Harold's car.


05/24/2018 - 10:55pm (No subject)

05/24/2018 - 10:40pm (No subject)

05/24/2018 - 10:14pm (No subject)

05/24/2018 - 10:01pm My bushes

look like a Lithianian woman's legs in February. That's first on my list for Saturday morning.

/It's cool, I'm Lithuanian

05/24/2018 - 9:41pm HaHa

not tonight that I know of. I live on the corner at the entrance of my sub, so I only know when my neighbor is at it. I want the Rockets v Celtics. I want to see thngs get changed up. 

05/24/2018 - 9:34pm Got my second star

finally. Let's bring the pain!!!