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11/18/2018 - 11:55am Because Brian has any say…

Because Brian has any say whatsoever in this lol

11/17/2018 - 9:38pm Luckily for us, OSUs defense…

Luckily for us, OSUs defense is pure trash

11/08/2018 - 9:04am Wrap Shea in bubble wrap…

Wrap Shea in bubble wrap until OSU. I'm terrified that we won't get to the game with a healthy QB yet again.

11/07/2018 - 9:45am Kind of a weird exchange. …

Kind of a weird exchange.  Why would you ask whether he knew but wouldn't tell?

11/04/2018 - 6:29pm (No subject)

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11/04/2018 - 1:03pm So there's this team called…

So there's this team called Ohio State that we haven't beaten in Columbus since Moby Dick was a minnow...

11/04/2018 - 8:37am Spoilers, man

Spoilers, man

11/03/2018 - 9:20am It's a moot point, because…

It's a moot point, because they won't lose.

11/03/2018 - 9:11am If Bama loses, they'll go…

If Bama loses, they'll go all the way down to #2

11/01/2018 - 2:24pm After??  Man, you guys were…

After??  Man, you guys were way behind.

11/01/2018 - 9:11am Well now that we've covered…

Well now that we've covered the weather, is this the biggest game of Harbaugh's career??

10/30/2018 - 7:25pm No one's going to mention…

No one's going to mention Bench Mason a.k.a. Hammering Panda 2.0?

10/29/2018 - 2:28pm We scored more points on…

We scored more points on them than PSU, and generally looked much better against them than PSU.  It's not even like this was a bad performance, really.  We Tresselballed them to death.

10/29/2018 - 1:11pm The only thing I'm really…

The only thing I'm really worried about in this game is KJ Hamler getting loose on our secondary.  He can do some damage.  But McSorley has to get him the ball, and his passing has been suspect this year.  

I think Michigan is going to be able to disrupt their offense all game, and I think by the 2nd half we will be running it down their throats.  

10/28/2018 - 9:15am Member when people thought…

Member when people thought the defense was a letdown after 4 games tho

10/27/2018 - 5:54pm Higdon is gonna tear this…

Higdon is gonna tear this PSU defense up. They are no good against the run

10/26/2018 - 3:03pm Marcus Ray wants you to talk…

Marcus Ray wants you to talk about Marcus Ray. 

That pretty much is it.

10/26/2018 - 2:37pm Sure, let's not give any…

Sure, let's not give any credit to the team until they win a national title.

10/26/2018 - 12:51pm The pride comes before the…

The pride comes before the complete collapse of the program?

10/26/2018 - 11:21am They gon' lose.

They gon' lose.

10/26/2018 - 10:56am I would prefer PSU win this…

I would prefer PSU win this weekend to make our (potential) win over them look better.  MSU can lose by 50 for the rest of the season for all I'm concerned.

Aside from that, I'm rooting against Clemson and Oklahoma.  

10/25/2018 - 3:13pm Quite possibly, witnessing…

Quite possibly, witnessing the birth of my twins.

10/23/2018 - 10:32am MSU matches up very poorly…

MSU matches up very poorly with OSU.  Their defense is very susceptible to the type of offense OSU runs.

MSU, meanwhile, lost their best weapon by far on offense, and Lewerke is apparently injured.  I expect a blowout in favor of OSU.

10/23/2018 - 10:29am It depends on who comes out…

It depends on who comes out of the West.  If, say, Purdue or Northwestern end up winning the West, I could see ticket prices drop significantly.

Even Wisconsin might cause ticket prices to drop, because we've seen what happens when we play them.

10/22/2018 - 12:47pm The difference is that our…

The difference is that our defense is actually good. 

I'd be pretty comfortable projecting a win vs Purdue.

10/22/2018 - 12:43pm "Is this the biggest bye…

"Is this the biggest bye week of Harbaugh's career?!"

10/20/2018 - 10:53pm Have you seen our threads…

Have you seen our threads any time we're down?

10/19/2018 - 9:10am Weekend at Bernie's is where…

Weekend at Bernie's is where they act like a dead guy is really alive and doing stuff. PSU had an old, pretty much dead head coach and pretended he was alive and doing stuff.

IDK about the Memento reference though.

10/18/2018 - 2:42pm Gary was very emotional…

Gary was very emotional about the loss to MSU.  That's basically it.

10/18/2018 - 2:41pm He certainly has been…

He certainly has been interesting recently.  Seemed like he had good insider info for a long while, then had a week or two of seeming to bash the coaches, then came back around and since then his insidery-ness seems to be in question.

10/17/2018 - 10:01pm We just played the best OL…

We just played the best OL in the country, and didn't get hammered.  Yeah, the DL lost overall.  That's to be expected, especially given that we're down a guy or two (one of them happens to be Rashan Gary).  

I don't get the negativity. We held one of the best offenses in the country to 13 points.  They didn't complete a pass for 2/3 of the game.  

But sure, let's feel bad about the country's best running offense beating us a couple of times, but still being contained.

10/17/2018 - 9:31pm You made me just realize I…

You made me just realize I probably had an AC joint injury last year. Lingered for 6 months or more. Doctors just gave me ibuprofen and that was that - I don't think mine was too serious, just an annoyance.

10/17/2018 - 1:37pm If we're being honest I only…

If we're being honest I only thought about 1/3 of those instances were actually holding.

10/17/2018 - 1:15pm No one is saying the game…

No one is saying the game isn't important.  It's just not the most important, by any stretch of the imagination.  

10/17/2018 - 12:33pm No. 

1) it's not OSU

2) if…

No. 

1) it's not OSU

2) if we lose, we aren't dead in the water in the division. MSU will drop at least one more game (OSU), meaning UM would still have control of its own destiny.

Easy as that. 

10/17/2018 - 8:28am The team respeks MSU so much…

The team respeks MSU so much they wanted to learn about Spartan "history" before playing them.  The ultimate respek.

10/16/2018 - 4:50pm There is a lot of…

There is a lot of variability when you simulate every single down in a game. One simulation doesn't really mean much - you have to look at hundreds or thousands if you want a better indicator of how things will go.

Even then, there's always the chance that the real game is a statistical outlier from what would be expected. See Iowa-OSU last year.

10/16/2018 - 3:28pm Michigan's offense is first…
  • Michigan's offense is first nationally at getting into third and short—21% of the time—and second at avoiding third and long. Their average yards to go on third down is 5.6, which is also #1 in the country.

 I don't want to hear anyone complaining about the offense anymore.  Yeah, we get it, you think it's boring.  But it actually does work pretty well.

10/16/2018 - 11:16am I think we are better…

I think we are better-equipped to handle not having a passing offense, but it also will make the score tighter than it would be otherwise if the passing game is taken away. 

So, we have the advantage, but it'll be less of an advantage than we would have in clear weather, if that makes sense.

10/16/2018 - 6:48am That'll sort itself out a…

That'll sort itself out a couple weeks from Saturday

10/15/2018 - 3:20pm I'm curious as to how you…

I'm curious as to how you got that from the halftime show.  Literally nothing was mentioned about any administration, current or past, and political figures from both parties were represented.

And ok, I don't think anyone will miss you.

10/15/2018 - 3:15pm Maybe I'm too nice, but I…

Maybe I'm too nice, but I thought it was unnecessarily mean to boo the Chainsmokers.  Though to be fair, I've never had the misfortune of hearing any of their songs, so maybe I'd change my mind if I did.

10/15/2018 - 1:49pm Seems like the other QBs are…

Seems like the other QBs are just better than Peters.

10/15/2018 - 1:29pm There was nothing 'political…

There was nothing 'political' about the halftime show.  If you can't see someone say 'hey, it'd be great if we all participated in voting' without getting bent out of shape about 'politics,' then you're the problem.

10/15/2018 - 1:24pm What's bad about encouraging…

What's bad about encouraging people to participate in the democratic process?

10/15/2018 - 1:16pm National champ?  I'd be…

National champ?  I'd be happy with beating OSU and winning the Big Ten this year.  

10/15/2018 - 11:49am Part of the reason we have …

Part of the reason we have 'bad' red zone defense is a small sample size. Teams don't reach the red zone often against us.

10/15/2018 - 11:48am Google knows you're a closet…

Google knows you're a closet sparty, obviously

10/15/2018 - 11:06am I'm convinced Dantonio has…

I'm convinced Dantonio has sold his soul to some nefarious entity.  MSU has barely been playing above their historical mean of 'mediocre' for the majority of his tenure and he still somehow winds up winning 10 games every other year.

10/14/2018 - 4:39pm I think MSU is not good, and…

I think MSU is not good, and neither is PSU. They both looked like ass yesterday. Someone had to win. 

Lewerke was not accurate most of the time. MSU can't run the ball to save their lives. They have to hope their defense can stop us from scoring 20 points, because they sure as shit aren't putting much up against our defense.