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09/22/2018 - 2:17pm DPJ sucks. He BARELY even…

DPJ sucks. He BARELY even scored a touchdown.

09/21/2018 - 11:55am Heh heh. "Ishtar-length." (I…

Heh heh. "Ishtar-length." (I thought it was funnier than people give it credit for.)

Covering slants is Dangerous Business. 

09/20/2018 - 11:21am I wish the legion of self…

I wish the legion of self-appointed internet hot-takers in the Michigan fanbase would learn a little about the personal backgrounds of these young men before spitting their bile. Lookin' at you, Braylon Edwards. Read this article and tell me how "weak" Cesar Ruiz is.

09/19/2018 - 3:39pm Michigan's trademark…

Michigan's trademark attorneys may wag their finger at Muscogee Creek (see at 2:17) for that Block M. Personally, I like the homage when high schools adopt Michigan helmets or logos.

As far as Dax, he appears to be so fast the cameraman doesn't keep up with him at certain points.

09/17/2018 - 6:09pm Meh. Dads gonna Dad.

Meh. Dads gonna Dad.

09/17/2018 - 6:06pm I will say I've never had a…

I will say I've never had a bit of trouble scrunching up an empty plastic water bottle and tucking it under my belt, usually at the back. I do that every game and I've never been stopped. I hit the water fountain at least 2-3 times for refills during a warm game.

Should I have to make like the Smugglers of Pirate's Cove and try to outwit the Hardy Boys every game? No, they should make it easier. But, sometimes, I like outwitting the Hardy Boys. And the ticket scanner dudes are no Hardy Boys.

09/17/2018 - 5:54pm Heavens to Murgatroyd! How…

Heavens to Murgatroyd! How will they beat Tulane?

09/17/2018 - 12:09pm My complaint is that Shea…

My complaint is that Shea posts too much on here instead of focusing on his game plan and homework.

09/17/2018 - 11:26am (No subject)

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09/16/2018 - 8:21pm I always thought "Straight…

I always thought "Straight Dave" was an over-compensated screen name. 

09/14/2018 - 2:53pm SMU: This team is as…

If SMU were good: This team is as frightening as Craig James in a Dallas whorehouse. 

Allegedly.

#RememberTheFive

09/14/2018 - 11:37am Damn, that was a grim…

Damn, that was a grim thought on a nice Friday morning. 

09/12/2018 - 10:30pm But wait... if one of us…

But wait... if one of us could be one of them, then two of us could be two of them. If two of us could be two of them... maybe all of us are all of them.

Scary.

09/12/2018 - 11:20am The coaching staff is in…

The coaching staff is in complete control of the situation. There's absolutely nothing to worry about.

09/12/2018 - 11:16am Not to worry. The team is…

Not to worry. The team is fine, and Shea is free to live a life of religious fulfillment.

09/12/2018 - 10:35am RUN AMBRY!!…

RUN AMBRY!! RUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN

09/11/2018 - 4:38pm Go back to Russia. And take…

Go back to Russia. And take your downfield linemen with you, Pinko.

09/11/2018 - 4:28pm In Soviet Russia, Party…

In Soviet Russia, Party options you.

09/11/2018 - 7:41am LOLions

LOLions

09/10/2018 - 12:44pm I guess it depends on if you…

I guess it depends on if you consider 6 inches "long."

Yes, yes, that's what she said.

09/10/2018 - 12:42pm More importantly, remember…

More importantly, remember The Five.

CJK5H 

Allegedly.

09/10/2018 - 12:40pm Tru goes for a C-note…

Tru goes for a C-note. Raback it. 

09/10/2018 - 12:32pm Can they review Texas' kick…

Can they review Texas' kick to win the 2004-5 Rose Bowl while they're on it? That was wide. 

09/10/2018 - 8:33am I'd be far more excited…

I'd be far more excited about this if I hadn't witnessed this team waste the offensive talents of such ninjas as Dennis Norfleet, Eddie McDoom, and Pepcat.

Insert grumpy cat here. Does he know he's signing up for a career of 2 jet sweeps per game and that's about it as far as touches?

09/09/2018 - 9:58pm I agree, what the hell were…

I agree, what the hell were you shooting with? Are you from the future?

09/09/2018 - 5:37pm Neither team deserved to win…

Neither team deserved to win that game. It was a perfectly just outcome.

09/09/2018 - 1:50pm Appreciate your optimism…

Appreciate your optimism about your kid, Mrs. McCaffrey.

09/08/2018 - 8:14am I've had nothing but "Find…

I've had nothing but "Find Russian Women" for a week. Beats the summer-long ordeal of the Man Ass ad, though.

09/06/2018 - 12:30pm I found the play broken down…

I found the play broken down around 6:38 (the INT) to be the most depressing of them all... I mean, we kept 7 in to block 4 and still couldn't do it. Jeebus. 

Ozzy-- thanks for making these, they're fantastic despite being horrifying.

09/06/2018 - 12:48am Well hell Don, I'm just…

Well hell Don, I'm just gonna send my team of writers home because they're not coming up with anything better than that tonight.

09/06/2018 - 12:46am Why would you ever eat that…

Why would you ever eat that foul weed? The bitter taste is nature's way of saying "don't eat me, stupid."

09/05/2018 - 5:14pm Like everyone else says,…

Like everyone else says, expect prices to plummet by Saturday morning. If you're worried about counterfeit tickets, just buy it on Stubhub that morning and you'll have the tickets on your phone.

09/05/2018 - 12:16pm I was at that Wisconsin game…

I was at that Wisconsin game in 2016 when Newsome got submarined. It's incredible to think that moment, as much as any other, would submarine Michigan's entire program for the next several years.

It was the one thread that undid the entire maize and blue sweater. I feel so cold... so cold... 

09/05/2018 - 12:15am I've been totally clear…

I've been totally clear about this before. Our problem is the offensive tackles. The solution is simple:

(1) bring in Sandra Bullock

(2) she walks onto the practice field and gives her "this is your family, now protect your family" speech from The Blind Side

(3) Runyan and JBB are instantly transformed into future 1st round NFL picks without any further practice being necessary ala Michael Oher

(4) Profit

 

09/04/2018 - 12:48pm I mostly agree, but I wish I…

I mostly agree, but I wish I could get back that patch of hair I pulled out of my scalp when we opened the second half with a delay of game penalty. I had managed to stay composed until then.

09/04/2018 - 12:42pm It would never cross my mind…

It would never cross my mind to give a crap about "transparency" if I were comfortable with competency. I'm getting nervous. 

09/04/2018 - 12:39pm Agreed. There was nothing…

Agreed. There was nothing about the O that seemed to put any pressure on the defense to make hard choices, which is the kind of thing that lets you scheme your way to free yards and wide open receivers. That's what I miss about Rich Rod's O philosophy... at least you could count on some coverage busts (i.e. "Worst Waldo" in the MGoBlog vernacular) because of design almost every game. This O just doesn't make anyone on D make bad decisions.

09/04/2018 - 12:36pm He was leaning back because…

He was leaning back a bit awkwardly and off-balance because it was sailing high, but the bigger point for a DB when he knows a guy is behind him (as opposed to a WR who has the DB in front of him) is that you don't have the luxury of reaching way back with two hands, and you have to know that. Because that's exactly what happens. In that situation, you swat at the ball 10 out of 10 times, and that has to be drilled in practice. 

09/04/2018 - 12:33pm Spending the first 20…

Spending the first 20 minutes of a podcast (which is the entire length of some other crisply edited podcasts I listen to routinely) whining with no substantive discussion of the game, which is the entire reason anyone is listening to begin with, is just not a good approach. An (unpaid volunteer) editor would help improve the MGoPodcast product dramatically.

That said, though this was never going to be a fun listen, after losses I find the podcast to be a bit cathartic as insofar as it performs a post-mortem and brings some closure. 

 

09/04/2018 - 12:35am You think play action on 2nd…

You think play action on 2nd and long is bad? They ran PA with an empty set one time in the second half.

PA has a cost. It causes a hitch in your drop and you (the QB) momentarily take your eyes away from the action downfield. Faking to a non-existent back, I would say, fails to give a benefit outweighing that cost.

09/04/2018 - 12:31am I've actually been bringing…

I've actually been bringing up the lobotomy point myself. Something has happened to him. The old Jim Harbaugh would have reacted to Braylon calling out his players by name by ripping Braylon's eyeballs and pissing on his brain. Today's Jim Harbaugh said in a flat-affect monotone "it wasn't factually accurate" or something along those lines.

What the hell has happened to Jim. Today, if Pete Carroll asked him "What's your deal?" he'd reply "I'm not sure what you mean, would you mind repeating that so I can better understand your inquiry?"  

09/03/2018 - 9:54pm The 'Ol Non-Apology Apology. 

The 'Ol Non-Apology Apology. 

09/03/2018 - 3:41pm I don't think it even…

I don't think it even qualifies as Sisyphean. It never feels like it's all that close to getting the boulder up to the top... it just kinda stays near the bottom. 

Right now I'd dream of getting far enough up the hill to qualify as Sisyphean. 

09/03/2018 - 3:30pm I agree. He's a guard being…

I agree. He's a guard being thrown to the lions out on Left Tackle Island. 

Basically, he's Battalion 5.

 

09/03/2018 - 3:06pm They shouldn't burn Mayfield…

They shouldn't burn Mayfield's redshirt, period. The only way we'll ever get out of this vicious cycle is to stop burning freshman tackle redshirts completely and suffer the near-term consequences in exchange for having a pipeline of 5th year linemen down the road. What if we had 5th year Mason Cole this year?

09/03/2018 - 2:57pm This all goes back to…

This all goes back to Harbaugh cutting him from the 49ers after the 2011 season.

09/02/2018 - 8:33pm The ability of this fanbase…

The ability of this fanbase to catastrophize every single loss is matched only by its ability to be delusional about the prospects of a win in the first place.

09/02/2018 - 12:56pm Agreed. Higdon's miserable…

Agreed. Higdon's miserable block on the stunt up the middle led to Shea's interception. He barely slowed the dude down. So much for being all jacked up.

09/02/2018 - 12:47pm No.

No.

09/02/2018 - 12:25pm Two positives I took away:

Two positives I took away:

1. Dramatically better QB play.

2. The team, unlike most of MGoBlog, didn't quit on the game.

Otherwise, Brian's note on the front page about the offensive tackles... ("the balsa wood holding up the whole damn building") was more or less spot on. Balsa wood is not a good foundation. Sigh.