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01/19/2019 - 12:33pm Annoying flashing lights…

Annoying flashing lights reflecting off the court.

01/19/2019 - 12:24pm Yea no shit

Yea no shit

01/18/2019 - 9:23pm Mattison’s dead to me, fuck…

Mattison’s dead to me, fuck him and fuck OSU.

01/17/2019 - 5:51pm Revise to “Penos”

Revise to “Penos”

01/17/2019 - 2:00pm Guess I should’ve made it…

Guess I should’ve made it clear this was a joke.

01/17/2019 - 12:04pm It’s not Tuesday, Jeepin Ben.

It’s not Tuesday, Jeepin Ben.

01/14/2019 - 2:37pm Clicked on this post and the…

Clicked on this post and the ad up top is bed bug killer. Not even lying.

01/13/2019 - 7:46pm Perfect pass, right in the…

Perfect pass, right in the hands.

01/11/2019 - 12:19pm Penos


01/10/2019 - 1:56pm He’s ass, my dude.

He’s ass, my dude.

01/07/2019 - 12:03pm The worst is when you have…

The worst is when you have stomach flu for 2 weeks, then it finally ends and you’re constipated for two straight days right after.

12/31/2018 - 12:04pm Rudock had more yards on…

Rudock had more yards on more attempts. Shea had more TD’s, less INT’s and a slightly higher comp %.

12/31/2018 - 11:58am Nice Mr. Mom reference.

Nice Mr. Mom reference.

12/31/2018 - 11:56am Completely agree, Tai. The…

Completely agree, Tai. The young guys need game tape to see how they actually respond when the adrenaline’s flowing 100%. Practice players just aren’t the same. Joe Bolden, anyone?

12/31/2018 - 12:27am Dude.


12/30/2018 - 9:51pm Same, Bando.

Same, Bando.

12/30/2018 - 12:19am Don’t hate the player, hate…

Don’t hate the player, hate the game. Or something.

12/29/2018 - 9:02pm Hey Oklakoma, nice defense.

Hey Oklakoma, nice defense.

12/24/2018 - 11:32am Co-workers whose sole…

Co-workers whose sole purpose is to get promoted.

12/21/2018 - 1:48pm Fuck Tennessee

Fuck Tennessee

12/20/2018 - 9:43pm Lemon eatin mothaphucka!

Lemon eatin mothaphucka!

12/20/2018 - 5:14pm A dick-flavored lemon?

A dick-flavored lemon?

12/20/2018 - 8:17am You can’t fix stupid.

You can’t fix stupid.

12/20/2018 - 8:15am Kelly.


12/19/2018 - 2:57pm Enjoy those dick flavored…

Enjoy those dick flavored candies, pal.

12/18/2018 - 11:59am I walked out on “the…

I walked out on “the Strangers” (2008.) Piece of trash predictable horror flick with no plot and full of clichés. 

12/17/2018 - 6:08pm One time, freshman year…

One time, freshman year while studying in the library, a dude I knew said “hey I’m going to Burger King, anyone want anything?” Took a couple peoples’ orders, went to BK and never came back. He dropped out of college that day.

12/16/2018 - 3:49pm How many times has Stafford…

How many times has Stafford thrown a 2 yard pass on 3rd and long in this game?

12/15/2018 - 4:15pm ASU cheer lookin good

ASU cheer lookin good

12/14/2018 - 5:28pm That’s his PEN(15) name.

That’s his PEN(15) name.

12/14/2018 - 12:06pm The hookers, the hookers...

The hookers, the hookers...

12/13/2018 - 9:54am What were the odds of…

What were the odds of signing two guys named Brent Cummings in ‘99?

12/12/2018 - 11:36am I thought KM was quitting…

I thought KM was quitting football to play baseball.

12/11/2018 - 2:07pm The dude told the whole…

The dude told the whole world he has de-committed. It’s over. Next.

12/10/2018 - 7:35am 3rd prize is you’re fired.

3rd prize is you’re fired.

12/08/2018 - 9:18pm Fuck Bama, go Sooners

Fuck Bama, go Sooners

12/08/2018 - 3:21pm I’m a Navy guy, but the Army…

I’m a Navy guy, but the Army black unis are pretty sweet.

12/07/2018 - 9:42am Stupid idea

Stupid idea

12/07/2018 - 8:27am You know, like there used to…

You know, like there used to be.

12/06/2018 - 1:01pm Oh, Billy.

Oh, Billy.

12/05/2018 - 6:16pm Cris Carter is Ohio’s taint.

Cris Carter is Ohio’s taint.

12/05/2018 - 2:59pm He was telling jokes while…

He was telling jokes while masturbating, that’s why.

12/05/2018 - 12:42pm +1 underrated

+1 underrated

12/04/2018 - 10:45pm Glengarry Glen Ross?

Glengarry Glen Ross?

12/04/2018 - 12:31pm What was their record in the…

What was their record in the 1014 season?

12/03/2018 - 10:37am I was aware, but not fully…

I was aware, but not fully aware.

12/01/2018 - 11:18pm Time for an OSU voodoo doll

Time for an OSU voodoo doll

12/01/2018 - 11:00pm I like how the ref needed to…

I like how the ref needed to put his spectacles on to check the replay. Very fitting for a Big Ten ref.

12/01/2018 - 10:20pm Pitt blows but I love the…

Pitt blows but I love the throwback unis.

12/01/2018 - 9:54pm Fuck Kirk

Fuck Kirk