@footballscoop: Sources tell us Jim Bollman is expected to accept the Michigan State OC job
So. There's that.
For those of you who don't know, Bollman was Tressel's OC from 2001-11.
wow
Bollman hired as MSU OC
February 27th, 2013 at 10:14 AM
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Bollman hired as MSU OC
February 27th, 2013 at 10:16 AM | 
3 yards and a cloud of
3 yards and a cloud of
February 27th, 2013 at 10:17 AM |
Just end the thread. No
Just end the thread. No
Just end the thread. No comment shall be funnier than this.
February 27th, 2013 at 11:59 AM |
Agreed.
Agreed.
Agreed.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:30 AM |
AJJ Shoots.....
HE SCORES!
AJJ Shoots.....
HE SCORES!
AJJ Shoots.....
HE SCORES!
February 27th, 2013 at 11:54 AM |
I wonder how many points this
I wonder how many points this
I wonder how many points this would have gotten on the old voting system..
February 27th, 2013 at 12:56 PM |
Holy shit. You win today.
Holy shit. You win today.
Holy shit. You win today.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:17 AM |
Sparty Gon' Spart
Sparty Gon' Spart
Sparty Gon' Spart
February 27th, 2013 at 10:17 AM |
So he's leaving Purdue in less than 2 months?
So he's leaving Purdue in less than 2 months?
Can't say I blame him given the upgrade in terms of the school and position, but a bit of douchy move
February 27th, 2013 at 10:19 AM |
Jerry Montgomerey did the
Jerry Montgomerey did the
Jerry Montgomerey did the same thing ti IU with us.
February 27th, 2013 at 11:25 AM |
There is a slight difference
There is a slight difference
There is a slight difference between position coach and coordinator. I still don't think it's something to condemn him over, but those two situations aren't really comparable.
February 27th, 2013 at 5:34 PM |
Bollman was the OL coach at
Bollman was the OL coach at
Bollman was the OL coach at Purdue, not the OC
February 27th, 2013 at 11:26 AM |
Douchy?
Douchy?
The fact that he was only at Purdue for a very short time makes him easier to replace, not harder. Also, is there really a better time of year to leave?
How long did Purdue think they were going to keep OSU's former OC as a position coach? In all seriousness, if I am Purdue's head coach and one of my position coaches gets offered the OC job at a better program for 2x-3x the salary, I'm not asking him to stay. I'd tell him he'd be a fool not to take it. Hazell, Dantonio and Bollman all worked together at OSU. I'd be very surprising if this move caused any hard feelings among the coaching staffs.
Eating is murder.
February 27th, 2013 at 11:46 AM |
Purdue suddenly got better
Purdue suddenly got better
Purdue suddenly got better while MSU actually regressing offensively.
I had to get up and close the office door I was laughing so uncontrollably when I read this. I'm still laughing.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:36 PM |
I love that logic
I love that logic
Just like the old joke:
A student flunks out of Michigan and enrolls at OSU. And the average GPAs at both schools went up.
Only missed one game at the Big House since 1979.
February 27th, 2013 at 7:04 PM |
Every Team Deserves...
Every Team Deserves...
...a Mike DeBord in their lives.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:17 AM |
...but, but it's suppossed to
...but, but it's suppossed to
...but, but it's suppossed to be Tressel himself.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:19 AM |
They replace a shitbag with
They replace a shitbag with
They replace a shitbag with another shitbag.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:19 AM |
That offense is going to be exciting
That offense is going to be exciting
I can't wait until MSU plays Iowa, should be a barn burner.
Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"
February 27th, 2013 at 10:21 AM |
That game should be played
That game should be played
That game should be played behind closed doors. No cameras, no fans. No one deserves to watch that.
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February 27th, 2013 at 11:55 AM |
err...
err...
err... couch burner?
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:20 AM |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
February 27th, 2013 at 10:20 AM |
I like that Mark Dantonio has
I like that Mark Dantonio has
I like that Mark Dantonio has gone out of his way to ensure years of Sparty Nos.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:42 AM |
"Unique" Choice Certainly...
"Unique" Choice Certainly...
Does this mean that out routes will develop even slower for Michigan State now? I would also enjoy seeing the amusing return of the slowly developing inside run for no gain, as well as a smattering of false starts. If you're going to hire Bollman, hire classic Bollman. In any case, I expect State to have the most practiced punter in the Big Ten now - he'll get more than his fair share of chances now.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:23 AM |
All hail Jim Bollman,
Beat
All hail Jim Bollman,
Beat
All hail Jim Bollman,
Beat out other candidate,
A jar of pickles.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:23 AM |
Jim Bollman was the most
Jim Bollman was the most
Jim Bollman was the most wildly incompetent OC in the B1G. They suceeded because they recruited great athletes and Tressel called the plays. Bollman called their plays in 2011 and I can only hope the lulz extend to East Lansing.
February 27th, 2013 at 4:47 PM |
buckeye blog agrees
buckeye blog agrees
February 27th, 2013 at 10:24 AM |
Wow.
Bollman - explosive OSU
Wow.
Bollman - explosive OSU
Wow.
Bollman - explosive OSU athletes = ???
February 27th, 2013 at 10:24 AM |
WOTS is Maurice Clarett will
WOTS is Maurice Clarett will
WOTS is Maurice Clarett will be MSU's new running backs coach.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:33 AM |
He's also rumored to be in
He's also rumored to be in
He's also rumored to be in line for the positions of Bushwacking Guide and Bartender.
February 27th, 2013 at 11:19 AM |
I have a hard time believing that Clarett will beat out
I have a hard time believing that Clarett will beat out
Daniel Stern for that position.
Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"
February 27th, 2013 at 10:24 AM |
If they also hire osu's
If they also hire osu's
If they also hire osu's recruiting classes he could be in good shape
"I just hope Tressel doesn't fire me"
-Gordon Gee
February 27th, 2013 at 10:26 AM |
Drake Harris, come on down!
Drake Harris, come on down!
Drake Harris, come on down! You'll want no part of that offense. Go Blue!
February 27th, 2013 at 10:27 AM |
Hahaha
Hahaha
Hahaha of course they did. I hope RCMB is starting up the "Bring back Roushar" threads right now...
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:27 AM |
Great hire for every other
Great hire for every other
Great hire for every other team in the Big Ten.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:28 AM |
God, I fucking love nepotism
God, I fucking love nepotism
God, I fucking love nepotism when it absolutely destroys and embarasses your rival.
February 27th, 2013 at 12:01 PM |
I hear what you're saying,
I hear what you're saying,
I hear what you're saying, but this isn't nepotism. This is just cronyism. At least, I think it's cronyism. Dantonio and Bollman aren't related, are they?
February 27th, 2013 at 10:29 AM |
The most MSU move ever.
The most MSU move ever.
The most MSU move ever.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:30 AM |
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At least they can keep the same playbook.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:33 AM |
Probably not a bad hire for
Probably not a bad hire for
Probably not a bad hire for them. When you're a small program, you kinda have to take what you can get.
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February 27th, 2013 at 11:42 AM |
This could be the best
This could be the best
This could be the best comment in a thread full of tremendous comments.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:41 AM |
If you don't have twitter
If you don't have twitter
If you don't have twitter, now is a good time to get an account... Here's a sample of the internet reaction:
Matt Hinton @MattRHinton: Mark Dantonio, world's most boring sadist.
Adam Rittenberg @ESPN_BigTen: Um, alrighty then RT @footballscoop: Sources tell us Jim Bollman is expected to accept the Michigan State OC job
EDSBS @edsbs: The wildlife conservationist in me thanks Mark Dantonio for opening his walrus preserve. The football fan in me is horrified."
Intensity is a lot of guys that run fast.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:37 AM |
Leave it to Sparty
Leave it to Sparty
to downgrade from Roushar. hahaha
Whatcha gonna do, little brother?
February 27th, 2013 at 10:40 AM |
Dantonio
Dantonio
Is putting the band back together. Next, he will hire Tressel as a football "consultant" with a pay scale that makes him ostensibly Dantonio's head coach. The transformation will be complete.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
February 27th, 2013 at 10:42 AM |
TROLOLOL.
Thought maybe will
TROLOLOL.
Thought maybe will
TROLOLOL.
Thought maybe will all the investments they've made in their facilities (WOO BIG SCOREBOARDS FOR MORE ADS!) they would shell out for a decent OC. Pleased as punch to find that's not the case.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:45 AM |
This must be Dantonio's response to losing Sevon Pittman
This must be Dantonio's response to losing Sevon Pittman
Your move Urb...
Janeane Garofalo (Film Actors Guild): "As actors it is our responsibility to read the newspaper, and then say what we read on television like it's our opinion"
February 27th, 2013 at 10:45 AM |
Hahaha, this is awesome. Only
Hahaha, this is awesome. Only
Hahaha, this is awesome. Only MSU would hire an awful coach solely because he's an OSU guy.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:58 AM |
I'm sure
I'm sure
Thats the sole reason. That reason, and that reason only. Silly Spartans.
February 27th, 2013 at 10:51 AM |
This pleases me.
This pleases me.
This pleases me.
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:52 AM |
Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah
Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah
Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahah
This is the most hilarious hire ever. Stupid Sparty
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February 27th, 2013 at 10:59 AM |
Not sure it gets better than
Not sure it gets better than
Not sure it gets better than this. MSU should just buy their OCs in bulk at Costco to save them some money.
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3 yards and a cloud of felonies.
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