THJ dong punch
Michigan fans, it seems of late (last 10 years), often feel like they have been dong punched. For Tim Hardaway Jr, this was literally the case last night.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:16 AM ^
MGoBoard.... The Michigan Difference.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:18 AM ^
What a nut job
January 26th, 2021 at 9:30 AM ^
I'll be frank, I've never bean much of a Jamal Murray fan.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:45 AM ^
I still can't believe the shit players do on the floor knowing there are more cameras than people in the stands, and knowing the ref's have the ability to use these cameras for replay evidence.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:45 AM ^
Looked more like a fondle to me... two-handed even!
January 26th, 2021 at 11:24 AM ^
Agreed. If you give a guy a nut shot like that, at least buy him dinner first.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:23 AM ^
The one time we were literally dong punched was one of the few times we figuratively dong punched someone else. Thank you Elijah Johnson
January 26th, 2021 at 9:25 AM ^
it's the perfect metaphor to describe this decade so far.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:28 AM ^
Protect your peaches!!!
January 26th, 2021 at 9:29 AM ^
I don't want either, but I'd rather be punched in the dong than the nuts.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:45 AM ^
Can you do one, without injuring the other?
January 26th, 2021 at 10:34 AM ^
If you are hard in public and have to use the "tuck it under the waistband" trick, then yes
January 26th, 2021 at 11:15 AM ^
If you get punched horizontally from the front, your dong will absorb much of the impact. Your nads might hurt, but it's nothing compared to a blow coming up vertically from underneath that directly smashes them. Did you ever rack your nuts on your bike when you were a kid? If you did, you weren't worrying about your dong.
January 26th, 2021 at 3:16 PM ^
Science.
January 26th, 2021 at 1:29 PM ^
Agree. There is nothing quite like the latter.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:37 AM ^
THJ did stay in the game, and played 37 minutes, so he toughed it out. Ouch!?
January 26th, 2021 at 10:30 AM ^
Impressive of him, a real testement to his grit and determination
January 26th, 2021 at 11:35 AM ^
A real testesment
January 26th, 2021 at 9:38 AM ^
Ouch....right in the nugget pouch
January 26th, 2021 at 9:39 AM ^
A dong punch story that doesn’t involve Draymond Green. Unusual.
January 26th, 2021 at 10:20 AM ^
Or Brad Davison
January 26th, 2021 at 9:39 AM ^
I just can't believe it wasn't Grayson Allen!
January 26th, 2021 at 9:47 AM ^
Murray must be watching Brad Davison highlight reels.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:54 AM ^
Resembled more of a hernia screening than a punch. Maybe he told THJ to cough.
January 26th, 2021 at 9:58 AM ^
What a dick!
January 26th, 2021 at 10:22 AM ^
"Just rub some dirt on it and get back in there, son" said no male coach ever.
January 26th, 2021 at 10:38 AM ^
Thinking this might be a good name for a new flavor of Gatorade.
"This Dong Punch is delicious - especially when mixed with Vodka!"
January 26th, 2021 at 10:41 AM ^
I'm glad that Murray was sacked, at least.
January 26th, 2021 at 10:44 AM ^
Murray - right in the nuggets.
January 26th, 2021 at 10:44 AM ^
Reminds me of the NFL penalty that was similar in nature, where the referee signalled the penalty explaining on the PA system that the penalty was for "giving him the business down there".
What this play needed was John Madden on the telestrator circling things and yelling "Boom!, freeze it right there. Boom!".
January 26th, 2021 at 10:52 AM ^
That was the most intimate dong punch I ever saw. More like a dong caress. I think THJ was more disturbed than angry.
January 26th, 2021 at 11:07 AM ^
Thanks for that nugget of information. Glad to see Murray was sacked for the night.
January 26th, 2021 at 11:09 AM ^
To Murray's credit, it was thorough. He grabbed THJ's balls from behind while throwing a frontal punch. Doing so immediately in front of the ref really shows off the critical thinking skills he learned at Kentucky.
January 26th, 2021 at 11:11 AM ^
More action than I've gotten in the last 2 years. Jealous!
January 26th, 2021 at 11:48 AM ^
Maybe you are not playing enough basketball.
January 26th, 2021 at 11:35 AM ^
"Unnecessary and excessive contact to the groin area." ???
January 26th, 2021 at 11:50 AM ^
Ref was all business.
January 26th, 2021 at 1:52 PM ^
I was watching a football game with my adult boys when the referee described the penalty as “inappropriate touching”. We laughed.
They should have got the sheriff involved.
January 26th, 2021 at 11:37 AM ^
What an unbelievable coincidence.
The Groin Area was the name of my Wilco cover band in college.
January 26th, 2021 at 12:59 PM ^
Wow ... is there anything cooler and manlier than suckerpunching someone in the balls then running away & acting like you didn’t do it? What a loser.
January 26th, 2021 at 1:14 PM ^
Remember when Mitch McGary took very a direct and obvious groin punch from Elijah Johnson... Then he dominated the rest of the game I believe. Dong punches only make Michigan players stronger I guess.
January 26th, 2021 at 3:10 PM ^
I was quite surprised to find that it wasnt Draymond going for his junk.
January 26th, 2021 at 4:33 PM ^
What a dick move.
January 27th, 2021 at 2:27 AM ^
Shake more then twice and your MGoPlaying with it.