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12/17/2018 - 2:15pm 2018 can go fuck itself

2018 can go fuck itself

12/17/2018 - 12:51pm Good to have you back MK now…

Good to have you back MK now that the regular season is over. Wasn't the same without you.

12/14/2018 - 8:11am I've got nothing. Life seems…

I've got nothing. Life seems like a big BPONE. Waiting for my inspiration. Meantime Go Blue and Fuck ohio.

12/13/2018 - 1:55pm Rae Carruth is a free man now

Rae Carruth is a free man now

12/13/2018 - 11:14am TE even

TE even

12/12/2018 - 2:57pm Chris Webber/Jalen Rose

Fab Five v1.0 - Chris Webber/Jalen Rose/Juwan Howard/Ray Jackson/Jimmy King

12/11/2018 - 2:01pm This comment was the only…

This comment was the only entertaining part of this post. To me.

12/07/2018 - 1:57pm Mark your calendars for 11…

Mark your calendars for 11/13/2021 for the Ole' Miss home game vs.......Liberty.  Welcome back Coach Freeze.

12/07/2018 - 8:24am Happy birthday. Attack the…

Happy birthday. Attack the day.

12/07/2018 - 8:21am Out of your list I'm trying…

Out of your list I'm trying to focus on the "embrace family" part.  Except my brother. He's an asshole. And he went to Staee.  There is a correlation. (j/k I love him despite his assholishness)

Go Blue. Beat SC (the other one).

12/06/2018 - 2:12pm Rusty hammer.  Is that…

Rusty hammer.  Is that anything like a rusty trombone?

12/06/2018 - 8:50am In related news, foreseeing…

In related news, foreseeing upcoming budgetary constraints due to lack of ticket revenue, the E Lansing Police had to layoff one employee.

12/05/2018 - 11:18am I stopped updating my list…

I stopped updating my list of worst posts of the year back in May for some reason. Can't exactly remember why.  Something something 3.0. I forget.  But I'm guessing I missed a slew of them lately.

Maybe we can sit around the campfire at the MGoCamping trip and figure out which ones I missed.

12/04/2018 - 5:03pm Something like that helped…

Something like that helped Tom Osborne

12/03/2018 - 4:01pm Saved by the Bell references…

Saved by the Bell references get an automatic upvote from me.  It's Alright!!!!

12/03/2018 - 11:35am Lost 4 straight. New owner…

Lost 4 straight. New owner looking to make moves to shake things up. Rivera has been solid HC and talented team but D has underperformed mostly in secondary.  Heads had to roll.

11/28/2018 - 8:44am Who fucking cares?

Who fucking cares?

11/24/2018 - 10:44am Good Lord. I think my clock…

Good Lord. I think my clock is going backwards. 

11/24/2018 - 10:39am Got my Wu-tang boxers and M…

Got my Wu-tang boxers and M mad wolverine hat on. 3-0 so far.

11/24/2018 - 3:29am Insomnia worse than usual…

Insomnia worse than usual for the past week or so. Too much shit on my mind. The biggest will be gone tomorrow afternoon. 17 years have me hoping for the best but preparing for the worst.

Then I remember the Rage Against the Machine lyric “It has to start some place. It has to start some time. What better place than here. What better time than now.”

11/23/2018 - 4:31am At some point the natural…

At some point the natural order of balance has to be restored. Where the evil and wicked are punished. Where goodness prevails. Where Michigan treats Ohio like the scene in American History X that I can never rewatch. But I will definitely enjoy watching the equivalence of it on Saturday. 

11/21/2018 - 8:29am "And obviously the JT was…

"And obviously the JT was short thing always poops up"

Yup. It did poop up too.

11/20/2018 - 2:58pm Whoever posts bail, my bet…

Whoever posts bail, my bet is that LJ Scott picks her up since he has free time and knows the most direct routes.

11/20/2018 - 1:32pm (No subject)

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11/20/2018 - 1:02pm Haven't been to that stadium…

Haven't been to that stadium. Probably never will.  My only OSU fan story in 2007 sitting at Michigan Stadium next to some dude dressed like Sweater Vest with a girl who clearly was out of his league.  They were sipping off a flask. Guy next to me said she was a stripper because the logo on the flask was some Columbus strip joint.  Proceeded to throw game at her the whole time just to f with that guy because he was dressed like Tressel and was lame enough to take a stripper to the game. Pretty sure he wasn't getting any but if he did I hope he got the clap.

11/20/2018 - 12:52pm Thought you wrote "cage…

Thought you wrote "cage closed" but seems either fits.

11/19/2018 - 10:00am Going back to before I got…

Going back to before I got married, we did a pre-Cana course through the Catholic church we were going to.  I have some vague recollection of one part talking about different animals playing different roles for emotions and feelings. Like a mouse was someone who was quiet and passive. 

The one that stuck with me for years was the gorilla. There was a correlation between the gorilla and having resentment for another. Eventually the resentment turns into complete contempt and then open hostility.

I was at UM for the glory of the Cooper years so I didn't give OSU that much thought. It wasn't until the rivalry switched and UM was on the receiving end for the last f'ing generation.  Now I am the gorilla. I hope those assholes get what is coming to them for all the sketchy stuff they do and have done.

11/16/2018 - 1:43pm "Michigan's handed out dull,…

"Michigan's handed out dull, slow-motion poundings to teams in Indiana's weight class the whole year: 4.8 YPC against Rutgers, 5.0 against Penn State, 4.3 against Maryland, etc."

That's some good ol' fashioned disrespekt right thurr.

11/16/2018 - 8:58am Florida man?

Florida man?

UFR - Texas man. ~ enough.

11/16/2018 - 8:31am Honestly thought this was…

Honestly thought this was way forward-looking to the 2020 football game v. Arkansas State. But they changed their name to the Red Wolves.

11/16/2018 - 6:49am And beat Indiana too…

And beat Indiana too. Seniors go out in style.

and then Don Brown has a bad week of sleep thinking about last year’s osu game. 

11/15/2018 - 2:40pm Louisville is clearly better…

Louisville is clearly better because the coaches provide the hookers and blow.

11/15/2018 - 1:50pm Since UCF doesn't want the…

Since UCF doesn't want the Civil ConFLiCT trophy totally makes sense that SMU should take it over now.

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11/15/2018 - 9:56am Eh. I'm fine with not…

Eh. I'm fine with not getting national respekt if UM and Beilein keep doing what they've been doing year-in/year-out. Staee and D'artagnan made a living off it in football for years.

11/14/2018 - 8:42pm Yup. Different UM teams…

Yup. Different UM teams. Expect to win these from now on. 

And F Philly

11/14/2018 - 8:07pm Yeah. That was some BS NCAA…

Yeah. That was some BS NCAA rule. 

11/14/2018 - 4:38pm Lots of ennui in this thread…

Lots of ennui in this thread. I think UM channels their inner Don Brown-led UM defense and pulls off the upset. F Philly!

 

11/14/2018 - 11:33am We've always been at war…

We've always been at war with Shithole, OH

11/14/2018 - 10:55am Whatever. Dig up Woody's…

Whatever. Dig up Woody's bones. Bring back all the Heisman winners. Still gonna get their asses kicked no matter what they wear.

11/13/2018 - 1:29pm On the spectrum of bad posts…

On the spectrum of bad posts on this site, you're actually not doing that bad.

11/12/2018 - 1:49pm Great Caesar's ghost. That…

Great Caesar's ghost. That can't be right. 

(checking.....)

I'm either going to have a really clean house Sunday morning or be hung over as hell after a bar night.

11/12/2018 - 10:56am One of my favorite scenes…

One of my favorite scenes from an underrated movie:

"(Karlaftis?) Sidekick? FU!  (Karlaftis) does not deserve to smell my $hit! That limey (censored) can rot in hell for all I care!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMwALS4yEsc

11/11/2018 - 8:19am They’re like the Patriots of…

They’re like the Patriots of the Fulmer Cup. Always start with the best preseason odds. 

11/09/2018 - 11:16pm Classic. Him, Junkyard Dog…

Classic. Him, Junkyard Dog and Superfly Snuka. SD was one of my favorites even though he usually was over-matched. 

11/09/2018 - 4:47pm Been waiting for this post…

Been waiting for this post to end my workday on a laugh/high-note.  Adios suckers!

11/09/2018 - 11:56am And this is coming from…

And this is coming from Special Delivery so you know it's true

11/09/2018 - 10:56am Because it actually works…

Because it actually works/means something for a change

11/09/2018 - 9:46am About as nervous as having…

About as nervous as having to fart after a big Taco Bell drunk-feast at 3AM.  Just hoping not to shit one's pants and move on to the next day.

11/09/2018 - 8:48am Nice. Took my 3 kids too…

Nice. Took my 3 kids too. Forever in my mind as the Peters game. Sigh...it started out so well.

11/09/2018 - 8:21am Had one when I was 40 (had…

Had one when I was 40 (had two buddies get colon cancer so was freaked and I guess family history too so Dr gave me the referral). There is not much that tastes as good as that first meal you eat post-treatment so make it a good one.