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I only listen to his sex toy…

I only listen to his sex toy podcasts. Can't go wrong with the latest version of the Ball-Lifter.
Guy knows what he's talking about.

Calvin University now. They…

Calvin University now. They pikachu'd that name.

I would hate to be in the…

I would hate to be in the administration of University of Missouri right about now. They’re boned. 

All set. 5 minutes of…

All set. 5 minutes of football season highlights did the job. It's all about the angle.
Unless there is an offer from someone for a Falwell Jr. follow-up.

Thank you for the reminder…

Thank you for the reminder. As an undergraduate from 1990-1994 I get all warm & fuzzy remembering I was there for 0-3-1 of that record capped off with a beauty of a 28-0 spanking in the cold November rain.

And Murray is a ferret. What…

And Murray is a ferret. What does that make Q?

Not sure how his work on Tic…

Not sure how his work on Tic Tac Dough or High Rollers translates to the college game but it involved giving out a lot of money so seems like he could thrive in the NIL era.

Thanks.  I've been debating…

Thanks.  I've been debating pulling the trigger on one of those as I prefer a better quality fit with a minimalist look but didn't own any Antigua before.

They have pills that help…

They have pills that help for that condition

Can't sign a good team…

Can't sign a good team culture or chemistry from the portal but good for them. Loading up on superstar talent has worked out every single time it's been done /s

Reading this makes me happy…

Reading this makes me happy. For Ace. For everyone who has a similar story to tell.

Manoswine? Does Torgo stomp…

Manoswine? Does Torgo stomp the grapes or is it Mike now that he serves the Master?

Feels like some solid Ole…

Feels like some solid Ole Munch references from this season of Fargo on the defense write-up. At least it seems like it as the brutality of the UM defense matches up with his character.

(No subject)

Thoughts and prayers. 

Thoughts and prayers. 

Apparently it's all about…

Apparently it's all about what their hair looks like when they start v. when they retire. Who knew?

Yeah. This one has made…

Yeah. This one has made national news. Jfc. Wtf. There are plenty of historical people to reference. Maybe don’t pick that guy for a “where were they born” trivia question.  

SIAP But I don’t see why UM…

SIAP But I don’t see why UM will be stealing any Staee signs today. Wtf would they do with “Will work for food” anyway?

Corn Flakes Bowl for Mel …

Corn Flakes Bowl for Mel "Spanky" Tucker at the Battle Creek sanitarium

Tuck coming?

Call security…

Tuck coming?

Call security. He’s in violation of his restraining order. 

1,371 days since the team…

1,371 days since the team they live & (mouth)breathe for has been victorious against the Good Guys so the feelings are understandable.
Diversify your bonds. Columbus OH? Bunch of *itches.

Got a distinct Hank Scorpio…

Got a distinct Hank Scorpio vibe going on with that look.

Anchors aweigh!

Still without power but Anchors aweigh!

At this point does anyone…

At this point does anyone have a coherent plan in the AD or do they just throw a bunch shyte out there and hope it works out? What other school would think this is a good idea in a case like this?

$200 could also buy a lot of…

$200 could also buy a lot of plastic meatballs for next year’s BBQ at the Big House. 

Now living at home is such a…

Now living at home is such a drag.
Your mom threw away your best DraftKings account

Won't someone think of the…

Won't someone think of the couches!?!?!

It's been awhile but I…

Was also there. It's been awhile but I thought UM kicked a long late FG to tie Illinois as time ran out. Disappointing result as that ILL team wasn't that good IIRC.

Harrumph. So good I logged…

Harrumph. So good I logged in 6 days before the tax deadline to give it a thumbs up.

Always been a Cubs fan but…

Always been a Cubs fan but spring break 1984 they were out of town so we begrudgingly caught a Sox game at Comiskey instead. Froze my 13-year old ass off in the right field bleachers with drunk guys all around.  Didn't really hit me until about the 7th inning that Jack Morris had a no-hitter going so we stuck around to see some history.

The new Louisville Slugger

The new Louisville Slugger

Hookers
Blow
Dog shit
It's a trifecta. They've got it all down there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ya ya ya. Doug Llewellyn is…

Ya ya ya. Doug Llewellyn is out of the people's basketball court.
But what happened to Judge Wopner?

Give them their blankey &…

Give them their blankey & pacifier and let them cry it out. Worked with all 3 of my kids when they were babies.

Y'know your man took one in…

Y'know your man took one in the cabaza from the meanest screw at Shawshank about 5 seconds after saying that right? Hate to see a repeat v Georgia. I mean I would definitely watch it gleefully. But I would feel sad.

I missed what happened…

I missed what happened against last week's opponent. Like they were completely wiped off the planet Thanos finger-snap style never to be heard from again.

Thanks. She moved to MI with…

Thanks. She moved to MI with me almost a year ago after 26 years in the Chicago area (downtown, east then SE suburbs). So she is very familiar with what to do and made up the itinerary so I'm just along for the ride. Might suggest the Hancock though as we're staying downtown.
Christmas kick-off stuff tomorrow I guess, dinner & Alan Walker concert (see my avatar for how I feel about that show), brunch on Sunday. Somehow I gotta fit in a "oh while we're here let's check out the UM-IL game for a little bit to see how it's going". She hates sports but is good about indulging one of the only teams I really care about.

I'm down. On vacation…

I'm down. On vacation tomorrow so Thursday is my Friday. Going to Chicago to celebrate girlfriend's birthday so I'll be super cheerful but respectful to all the Illini faithful we come across since they are Chicago's B1G team.

As I stare out my window at…

As I stare out my window at the accumulating November snow I try to hide my sadness at the end of this season's wonderous output. Sleep well Opponent Watch and I look forward to seeing you again next year. Na-nu, na-nu.

1 down. 3 to go 

1 down. 3 to go 

Kudos on the Rutger mention…

Kudos on the Rutger mention. But not enough love for Indiana so far. Slipping.

Always the highlight of my…

Always the highlight of my week. Some of the most brilliant and mind-numbing content. The blog version of the greatest movie of all time - Road House.

To be fair he's not familiar…

To be fair he's not familiar with normal human sized tunnels...

 

I'd be ok with Mel staying…

I'd be ok with Mel staying at Staee awhile longer. I like the direction the program is heading.

Had a nice weekend with kids…

Had a nice weekend with kids and girlfriend. Didn't see any of this until yesterday morning. Was busy most of the day so didn't spend much time thinking about it. Today back to work and after spending too much time catching up on the coverage, videos, press conferences, Twitter nonsense and various MSU affiliates justify their player's actions why do I not feel better about this win?

I know I'm a total sap for thinking at some point common decency and humanity will some day be the norm but that day is not today.

I appreciate my former…

I appreciate my former Sparty ex-wife. More so that she is not my current wife.

But my current girlfriend is also a Sparty. Some lessons you just never learn I guess. Although she is not my wife so maybe I learned something after all.

Didn’t watch last year’s osu…

Didn’t watch last year’s osu game. You can’t tell me that UM would still have won if I had watched. 
Going to Iowa for the 4th time with same buddies. UM has lost previous 3 so maybe I’m the curse. If they lose you can all blame me and I will never step foot in Iowa again.

But I hope UM beats the stink out of Iowa so bad the entire state so doesn’t smell as much like pig💩  everywhere. 

Same. Sold out but then I…

Same. Sold out but then I just see a few scattered singles through Iowa ticket office website.

Looking for 3 so just called…

Looking for 3 so just called. Was told they were sold out then ticket office dude said there were scattered singles throughout but at $129/each.

I think it's fantastic. Limp…

I think it's fantastic. Limp to bowl eligibility. Get that ever elusive Motor City Bowl bid so they can all carpool together. (Yea yea Quick Lane but forever the Motor City in my heart.)  The dream still lives!