|12/17/2018 - 2:15pm||2018 can go fuck itself||
2018 can go fuck itself
|12/17/2018 - 12:51pm||Good to have you back MK now…||
Good to have you back MK now that the regular season is over. Wasn't the same without you.
|12/14/2018 - 8:11am||I've got nothing. Life seems…||
I've got nothing. Life seems like a big BPONE. Waiting for my inspiration. Meantime Go Blue and Fuck ohio.
|12/13/2018 - 1:55pm||Rae Carruth is a free man now||
Rae Carruth is a free man now
|12/13/2018 - 11:14am||TE even||
|12/12/2018 - 2:57pm||Chris Webber/Jalen Rose||
Fab Five v1.0 - Chris Webber/Jalen Rose/Juwan Howard/Ray Jackson/Jimmy King
|12/11/2018 - 2:01pm||This comment was the only…||
This comment was the only entertaining part of this post. To me.
|12/07/2018 - 1:57pm||Mark your calendars for 11…||
Mark your calendars for 11/13/2021 for the Ole' Miss home game vs.......Liberty. Welcome back Coach Freeze.
|12/07/2018 - 8:24am||Happy birthday. Attack the…||
Happy birthday. Attack the day.
|12/07/2018 - 8:21am||Out of your list I'm trying…||
Out of your list I'm trying to focus on the "embrace family" part. Except my brother. He's an asshole. And he went to Staee. There is a correlation. (j/k I love him despite his assholishness)
Go Blue. Beat SC (the other one).
|12/06/2018 - 2:12pm||Rusty hammer. Is that…||
Rusty hammer. Is that anything like a rusty trombone?
|12/06/2018 - 8:50am||In related news, foreseeing…||
In related news, foreseeing upcoming budgetary constraints due to lack of ticket revenue, the E Lansing Police had to layoff one employee.
|12/05/2018 - 11:18am||I stopped updating my list…||
I stopped updating my list of worst posts of the year back in May for some reason. Can't exactly remember why. Something something 3.0. I forget. But I'm guessing I missed a slew of them lately.
Maybe we can sit around the campfire at the MGoCamping trip and figure out which ones I missed.
|12/04/2018 - 5:03pm||Something like that helped…||
Something like that helped Tom Osborne
|12/03/2018 - 4:01pm||Saved by the Bell references…||
Saved by the Bell references get an automatic upvote from me. It's Alright!!!!
|12/03/2018 - 11:35am||Lost 4 straight. New owner…||
Lost 4 straight. New owner looking to make moves to shake things up. Rivera has been solid HC and talented team but D has underperformed mostly in secondary. Heads had to roll.
|11/28/2018 - 8:44am||Who fucking cares?||
Who fucking cares?
|11/24/2018 - 10:44am||Good Lord. I think my clock…||
Good Lord. I think my clock is going backwards.
|11/24/2018 - 10:39am||Got my Wu-tang boxers and M…||
Got my Wu-tang boxers and M mad wolverine hat on. 3-0 so far.
|11/24/2018 - 3:29am||Insomnia worse than usual…||
Insomnia worse than usual for the past week or so. Too much shit on my mind. The biggest will be gone tomorrow afternoon. 17 years have me hoping for the best but preparing for the worst.
Then I remember the Rage Against the Machine lyric “It has to start some place. It has to start some time. What better place than here. What better time than now.”
|11/23/2018 - 4:31am||At some point the natural…||
At some point the natural order of balance has to be restored. Where the evil and wicked are punished. Where goodness prevails. Where Michigan treats Ohio like the scene in American History X that I can never rewatch. But I will definitely enjoy watching the equivalence of it on Saturday.
|11/21/2018 - 8:29am||"And obviously the JT was…||
"And obviously the JT was short thing always poops up"
Yup. It did poop up too.
|11/20/2018 - 2:58pm||Whoever posts bail, my bet…||
Whoever posts bail, my bet is that LJ Scott picks her up since he has free time and knows the most direct routes.
|11/20/2018 - 1:32pm||(No subject)||
|11/20/2018 - 1:02pm||Haven't been to that stadium…||
Haven't been to that stadium. Probably never will. My only OSU fan story in 2007 sitting at Michigan Stadium next to some dude dressed like Sweater Vest with a girl who clearly was out of his league. They were sipping off a flask. Guy next to me said she was a stripper because the logo on the flask was some Columbus strip joint. Proceeded to throw game at her the whole time just to f with that guy because he was dressed like Tressel and was lame enough to take a stripper to the game. Pretty sure he wasn't getting any but if he did I hope he got the clap.
|11/20/2018 - 12:52pm||Thought you wrote "cage…||
Thought you wrote "cage closed" but seems either fits.
|11/19/2018 - 10:00am||Going back to before I got…||
Going back to before I got married, we did a pre-Cana course through the Catholic church we were going to. I have some vague recollection of one part talking about different animals playing different roles for emotions and feelings. Like a mouse was someone who was quiet and passive.
The one that stuck with me for years was the gorilla. There was a correlation between the gorilla and having resentment for another. Eventually the resentment turns into complete contempt and then open hostility.
I was at UM for the glory of the Cooper years so I didn't give OSU that much thought. It wasn't until the rivalry switched and UM was on the receiving end for the last f'ing generation. Now I am the gorilla. I hope those assholes get what is coming to them for all the sketchy stuff they do and have done.
|11/16/2018 - 1:43pm||"Michigan's handed out dull,…||
"Michigan's handed out dull, slow-motion poundings to teams in Indiana's weight class the whole year: 4.8 YPC against Rutgers, 5.0 against Penn State, 4.3 against Maryland, etc."
That's some good ol' fashioned disrespekt right thurr.
|11/16/2018 - 8:58am||Florida man?||
UFR - Texas man. ~ enough.
|11/16/2018 - 8:31am||Honestly thought this was…||
Honestly thought this was way forward-looking to the 2020 football game v. Arkansas State. But they changed their name to the Red Wolves.
|11/16/2018 - 6:49am||And beat Indiana too…||
And beat Indiana too. Seniors go out in style.
and then Don Brown has a bad week of sleep thinking about last year’s osu game.
|11/15/2018 - 2:40pm||Louisville is clearly better…||
Louisville is clearly better because the coaches provide the hookers and blow.
|11/15/2018 - 1:50pm||Since UCF doesn't want the…||
Since UCF doesn't want the Civil ConFLiCT trophy totally makes sense that SMU should take it over now.
|11/15/2018 - 9:56am||Eh. I'm fine with not…||
Eh. I'm fine with not getting national respekt if UM and Beilein keep doing what they've been doing year-in/year-out. Staee and D'artagnan made a living off it in football for years.
|11/14/2018 - 8:42pm||Yup. Different UM teams…||
Yup. Different UM teams. Expect to win these from now on.
And F Philly
|11/14/2018 - 8:07pm||Yeah. That was some BS NCAA…||
Yeah. That was some BS NCAA rule.
|11/14/2018 - 4:38pm||Lots of ennui in this thread…||
Lots of ennui in this thread. I think UM channels their inner Don Brown-led UM defense and pulls off the upset. F Philly!
|11/14/2018 - 11:33am||We've always been at war…||
We've always been at war with Shithole, OH
|11/14/2018 - 10:55am||Whatever. Dig up Woody's…||
Whatever. Dig up Woody's bones. Bring back all the Heisman winners. Still gonna get their asses kicked no matter what they wear.
|11/13/2018 - 1:29pm||On the spectrum of bad posts…||
On the spectrum of bad posts on this site, you're actually not doing that bad.
|11/12/2018 - 1:49pm||Great Caesar's ghost. That…||
Great Caesar's ghost. That can't be right.
I'm either going to have a really clean house Sunday morning or be hung over as hell after a bar night.
|11/12/2018 - 10:56am||One of my favorite scenes…||
One of my favorite scenes from an underrated movie:
"(Karlaftis?) Sidekick? FU! (Karlaftis) does not deserve to smell my $hit! That limey (censored) can rot in hell for all I care!"
|11/11/2018 - 8:19am||They’re like the Patriots of…||
They’re like the Patriots of the Fulmer Cup. Always start with the best preseason odds.
|11/09/2018 - 11:16pm||Classic. Him, Junkyard Dog…||
Classic. Him, Junkyard Dog and Superfly Snuka. SD was one of my favorites even though he usually was over-matched.
|11/09/2018 - 4:47pm||Been waiting for this post…||
Been waiting for this post to end my workday on a laugh/high-note. Adios suckers!
|11/09/2018 - 11:56am||And this is coming from…||
And this is coming from Special Delivery so you know it's true
|11/09/2018 - 10:56am||Because it actually works…||
Because it actually works/means something for a change
|11/09/2018 - 9:46am||About as nervous as having…||
About as nervous as having to fart after a big Taco Bell drunk-feast at 3AM. Just hoping not to shit one's pants and move on to the next day.
|11/09/2018 - 8:48am||Nice. Took my 3 kids too…||
Nice. Took my 3 kids too. Forever in my mind as the Peters game. Sigh...it started out so well.
|11/09/2018 - 8:21am||Had one when I was 40 (had…||
Had one when I was 40 (had two buddies get colon cancer so was freaked and I guess family history too so Dr gave me the referral). There is not much that tastes as good as that first meal you eat post-treatment so make it a good one.