Willie Heston

November 11th, 2018 at 7:16 PM ^

WOW.

The week ahead just got a whole lot more interesting down here in Austin.

And here I thought the drive time sports shows would just jabber away about the close game in Lubbock all week.

Do you think Urban has a headache right about now?

MGlobules

November 11th, 2018 at 7:28 PM ^

Let's say you've got a veritable gripe against Tom Herman. And you've got some serious dirt. Do you spill it all over twitter in a drunken rant? I don't think so. You save it for the moment when it will be most useful or damaging. 

And what are people going to say to what's been revealed so far? They're shocked, do you hear me? Shocked!

All he's providing is a night's cheap entertainment for half of America. 

Perkis-Size Me

November 11th, 2018 at 7:34 PM ^

Feel awful for this guy’s kids. They’ve got to deal with the fact that their father is a fucking nut job and seems to be slowly losing his grip on the real world. Zach Smith seems like the kind of guy who is just a ticking time bomb, and we’ll eventually hear about him in one of two ways:

1) He gets himself arrested one night during a drunken stupor when he violates his restraining order and breaks into his ex-wife’s house in a desperate attempt to get her to take him back.

2) He’s found face down in his home after he drinks himself to death. 

I’m not making fun of him, but he has the markings of a guy with a serious problem that doesn’t seem to be getting addressed. Guys like that, who don’t get the help they need, usually end up eventually in jail or dead.

 

Zopak

November 11th, 2018 at 7:34 PM ^

This guy is the gift that just keeps on giving and giving and giving. It's too bad he likely blacked out on the toilet, because every tweet is further proof of the shitshow U. Liar has been running

1blueeye

November 11th, 2018 at 7:43 PM ^

Observation from a distance. Zach smith had one meal ticket in life. He was making $300k+ a year as an urban Meyer nepotism based assistant for over a decade. Being the douche that he is, he is no longer employed or employable. There is no chance short of hitting the lottery that he ever makes a living doing anything other than managing a Best Buy  or making pizzas at dominoes. He’s created a self inflicted prison sentence where everything he’s ever had is gone forever. He will never have connection to his grand dads football legacy, he will never make that kind of coin again. His kids won’t respect him. Hard to get a piece of ass from urbz secretary when you are no longer employed and can’t afford that Escalade and suburban home anymore. He’s reduced to hitting slump busters on tinder and lashing out at anyone and everyone who he feels did the same things he did. He’s in a dark place and I hope he finds help. 

WayOfTheRoad

November 12th, 2018 at 9:59 AM ^

Wrong. He has alcoholism.

 

Never underestimate the ability of an addict and/or crazy person to obtain forgiveness after seeking help. I'm not saying he'll ever be in the position he was but you described a sober psychopath. A drunken psychopath can come back on the fact (a lie, often) that it was the addiction making them crazy.

Blau

November 11th, 2018 at 9:38 PM ^

It was in high school circa 2004. Somebody’s older brother would buy the group a bottle of cheap vodka and we’d each drink 1/4th of our own Gatorade and pour it in. I want to say Glacier Freeze!? Called them gatorbombs and they paired nicely with old menthol cigarettes left out by the pool of my sister’s bf. 

Oh those were the days...

Vote_Crisler_1937

November 11th, 2018 at 8:10 PM ^

Zach is a total mess, doesn’t sound like Herman is a good person either.

Quick note on Asian massage parlors: They are the #2 most reported source of human trafficking. According to research from the Polaris Project there are 9,000 known massage parlors that are fronts for human trafficking in the United States. By comparison there are only 8,222 Starbucks locations.

For the $ they make and status they have, Herman and Smith could be cheating with women able to consent, even if they are high end escorts. That it was statistically likely Herman cheated with an imprisoned former sex slave is next level disgusting.