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01/15/2019 - 9:00pm Him stepping on his own dick…

Him stepping on his own dick seems excusable, if only because there’s no way he can possibly see it. 

01/13/2019 - 9:39pm I interpreted those as stars…

I interpreted those as stars, 5 of them. Twice.  Obviously he’s bringing a couple of 5-star recruits with him. 

01/11/2019 - 8:34pm Quoth Brian: “he was a…

Quoth Brian: “he was a coordinator at Don Bosco for a few years before moving up to Rutgers”


If that’s moving up, then I’d be moving out. 

01/11/2019 - 8:34pm Quoth Brian: “he was a…

Damned double post. 

01/05/2019 - 9:09am Since when is “steroid”…

Since when is “steroid” spelled w-e-i-g-h-t?

12/29/2018 - 9:31am Whatever.  Like we’re…

Whatever.  Like we’re supposed to trust a guy with only one star next to his name. 

12/20/2018 - 5:32pm I don’t know, I think I may…

I don’t know, I think I may sign up for this.  But not until I’m done reading this new book I bought:

Success on the First Date, by Bill Cosby. 

11/22/2018 - 4:58pm Expect to see more of it… Expect to see more of it Saturday, along with lots of false starts from Prince. And neither will get called.
11/22/2018 - 6:11am Jim Delaney, Gene Smith, Jim… Jim Delaney, Gene Smith, Jim Tressel, and 3-4 random drunken/stoned/meth’d up OSU fans recruited from tailgates a half-hour before the game. They are reportedly making great strides in avoiding an appearance of bias like they had in 2016.
11/22/2018 - 5:55am They flipped him from Ohio… They flipped him from Ohio State?
11/20/2018 - 5:43am RT Isaiah Prince, because…

RT Isaiah Prince, because have you seen him play?  He's apparently been coached to false start on every play because he's so bad/slow at pass blocking.





11/16/2018 - 4:56am He probably gave that quote… He probably gave that quote from a U-Haul truck, knowing the toothless, inbred army would soon be coming for him. Godspeed Herbie.
11/16/2018 - 4:42am Selling him? More like… Selling him? More like buying him, amirite?
11/13/2018 - 11:04am ...and?

...and their delusional JoePa loving fan base?

11/12/2018 - 1:51pm Some of these guys may grow… Some of these guys may grow into DT’s; even if they don’t, the d-line rotates heavily, so there ought to be plenty of snaps to go around.
11/12/2018 - 1:31pm How was Purdue doing when he… How was Purdue doing when he took that job?
11/12/2018 - 4:57am For most people it also ends… For most people it also ends there, but not ol’ Zacko.
11/11/2018 - 8:42pm Nope. Urb is good. He doesn… Nope. Urb is good. He doesn’t even remember who these two randos are.
11/09/2018 - 5:37am Relax OP, it isn't just this…

Relax OP, it isn't just this site; even is getting in on the act.



11/07/2018 - 3:49pm There is still talk of this… There is still talk of this among some insiders on the Rivals board. They say ESPN is being very, very thorough, hence the delay. Take that FWIW.
11/07/2018 - 3:46pm Oh something happened to LJ… Oh something happened to LJ Scott alright. He was brought to Chicago by Mike D to represent MSU for B1G media days. I’d say that’s an embarrassment, but for those sparty morons, I doubt it is.
11/07/2018 - 3:30pm What’s this about points? … What’s this about points? Can I play too?
11/06/2018 - 8:33am First attempt at adding pics…

QB Artur Sitkowski, come Saturday.




11/06/2018 - 8:09am Tampa Bay really needs to… Tampa Bay really needs to bring this guy back, along with the old uniforms. Ditto for the Patriots.
11/03/2018 - 3:01pm I agree that it’s Sainristil… I agree that it’s Sainristil, FWIW.
10/29/2018 - 8:25pm Same thing for me. Even has… Same thing for me. Even has the same first name. As if those things weren’t enough, he’s a moron. BTN standard fare it seems.
10/27/2018 - 5:16pm That sounds more painful… That sounds more painful than a knee injury.
10/08/2018 - 6:17am Chase with the left hand… Chase with the left hand working perfectly to keep that big OL from locking him up. And with his eyes closed, no less. Excellent pics, thanks.
09/26/2018 - 11:02am User name checks out?

Never mind. 

09/25/2018 - 3:56am Not much more to be said…

Not much more to be said about his footballing, but doesn’t he also have a really high GPA?  Seems dichotomous, if you consider the old stereotype, but I believe it to be true. 

09/22/2018 - 7:12pm My analysis:


the refs…

My analysis:

-the refs sucked

-the announcers sucked (Carill Peppers, Delvin Bush, Martellus, etc)

-nebraska sucks


go blue!

09/22/2018 - 5:27am Rivals staff

Rivals staff

09/22/2018 - 5:15am From what I’ve read…

From what I’ve read elsewhere, it’s inevitable that he ends up “in the south”, and he seems to like Ole Miss quite a bit.  

07/05/2018 - 5:56pm Seems to me this person may…

Seems to me this person may be responsible for all three of these accounts.  That sort of stupidity has been happening here for a while now. 

06/25/2018 - 10:29pm All aboard?

All aboard?

06/24/2018 - 9:59pm Wow, very impressive game…

Wow, very impressive game tape.  Quick lateral movement, good vision, sets up his blocks, and can turn on the jets when there’s green in front of him.  And if I’m not mistaken, that’s against really good competition. 

06/21/2018 - 7:02am Now we know where the #1…

Now we know where the #1 jersey is going. 

06/15/2018 - 6:13pm I added my first ever avatar…

I added my first ever avatar when I had to do my initial MGB 3.0 login.  Trouble is, I was merely experimenting and chose a random GIF I had in my phone.  Now I want to change it and can’t figure out how.  Hopefully someone more savvy chimes in here. 

06/14/2018 - 2:01pm When I first got on the new…

When I first got on the new 3.0 site and had to reestablish myself, I was playing around and added a random avatar (a GIF that won’t play) from my phone’s camera roll, figuring I’d test-now-and-change-later. 


Now I can’t figure out how to change or delete the stupid avatar I chose.  Can anyone help a dummy out?

06/13/2018 - 6:24am Obviously it’s because Shea…

Obviously it’s because Shea is going to play MLB any day now. 

06/04/2018 - 11:05am Same here

After something like 10 laterals, just one more and Breaston walks into the end zone, and a crappy year feels at least a little better. But I guess that ending was befitting of that entire season. Sigh.

05/31/2018 - 8:50am Don’t you have anything

Don’t you have anything better to do, like maybe BLESS those rains? Um, your holiness.

05/30/2018 - 6:11pm This thread is worthless

This thread is worthless without input from The Fugitive.

05/30/2018 - 6:28am Fun fact

Didn’t Air Force, yes Air Force, have more passing TDs than UM did last year? Pretty sure I heard/read that somewhere.

05/27/2018 - 9:56pm Coin flips

That didn’t work out so well in 2016.

05/23/2018 - 3:50pm AFLAC

That stupid duck needed to go away pretty much as soon as it was introduced.

05/02/2018 - 11:18am Being CEO of Activision may

Being CEO of Activision may sound nice, but I’m sure it’s not without its Pitfalls.

04/27/2018 - 2:49pm I wonder if those young free

I wonder if those young free men in Paris feel unfettered and alive.

04/27/2018 - 2:47pm I picked the wrong week to

I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

04/22/2018 - 9:30pm I know one place:

It was posted by mod(s) on the Rivals board.