OT-First a Cooler, Now a Pringles Can
Ohio Supreme Court suspends attorney over dropping poop filled can (cincinnati.com)
Where are those crazy Ohioan going to shit in next?
December 1st, 2023 at 4:15 PM ^
The toilet bowl of a stadium?
December 1st, 2023 at 4:33 PM ^
Their pants, when we roll into town next year
December 1st, 2023 at 4:18 PM ^
The Ohio Supreme Court suspended an attorney who defecated into a Pringles potato chip can and then tossed it into a parking lot of a crime-victim advocacy center.
The ol' Ohio Shit Can Maneuver
December 1st, 2023 at 4:59 PM ^
The Supreme Court needed to get involved?
I cannot imagine having to argue about shitting in a pringles can in any public venue, but the Ohio Supreme Court…wow
December 1st, 2023 at 6:34 PM ^
Sounds like Cincinnati Pringle needs to be added to Urban Dictionary.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:19 PM ^
their toilet stadium is sacred to them, and theyre all full of shit, so they have to release somewhere
December 1st, 2023 at 4:22 PM ^
Blakeslee's defense? He said he didn't target anyone but had a habit of putting his feces in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car. He claimed he pulled the Pringles prank at least 10 times that year.
I am never opening a Pringles can again.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:37 PM ^
That’s pretty gross, I think this guy may have other problems
December 1st, 2023 at 4:57 PM ^
“…had a habit of putting his feces in Pringles cans and randomly throwing them from his car.”
That would make for an interesting routine traffic stop.
Traffic cop: ”Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?”
Pringles Pooper: “Uh, no, officer.”
Traffic cop: “Well, you were go- (stops mid-sentence, sniffs loudly, wrinkles nose) —sir, what’s that smell?”
Pringles Pooper: “I don’t smell anything,” (nervously tries to move can under car seat)
December 1st, 2023 at 4:26 PM ^
Ohio is the wasteland between Pittsburgh and Ann Arbor.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:32 PM ^
I was born in Pittsburgh, am an M graduate, and have (to hell with) ND grad relatives in Ohio, and endorse this message.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:42 PM ^
Same here. Penn Hills 1979
December 1st, 2023 at 7:55 PM ^
Nice. Another Pittsburgher here (Peters Township) via Detroit and upstate NY after graduating high school. Proudly wearing my Michigan gear all around here, especially after the Penn State win!
December 1st, 2023 at 4:31 PM ^
Gotta give that guy some respect. I would’ve missed the can by at least a half a foot.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:50 PM ^
If only McCord’s accuracy was that good….
December 1st, 2023 at 8:14 PM ^
It takes time and practice and you don't start with the Pringles can. You start with something big, like a 55 gallon drum. Eventually coolers, paint buckets and then Pringles cans.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:35 PM ^
An attorney took a shit in a pringles can…
Tell me about Ohio, without saying Ohio
December 1st, 2023 at 4:36 PM ^
Once you pop you can't stop.
December 1st, 2023 at 5:33 PM ^
Once you poop you can’t stop 💩
FIFY
December 1st, 2023 at 4:39 PM ^
Feels like someone might get an "Ohio Man ... " website going to give Florida Man a run for his money.
December 1st, 2023 at 5:29 PM ^
The guy has been a practicing attorney since 1976, so he is at least 72 years old. I think it's about time he took down his shingle and called it a career.
Also, he claimed the location was completely random. Not at all a coincidence that he was facing reps from that place in court 15 minutes later.
December 1st, 2023 at 5:41 PM ^
There once was an attorney from Columbus
The police found him among us
He crapped in a Pringle
Now he must put out a shingle
As his legal behavior left the court in disgust
December 1st, 2023 at 4:44 PM ^
The physical logistics of accurately shitting into a 3” diameter tube without getting it all over the sides are interesting. There’s a reason toilets and bedpans are as wide as they are.
This guy has some issues.
December 1st, 2023 at 6:09 PM ^
and, as you point out, some real talent
December 1st, 2023 at 6:51 PM ^
The chemist in me thinks a funnel may be involved.
Clearly, this genius has perfected the process. Might even be patented.
December 1st, 2023 at 9:01 PM ^
Funnel
December 1st, 2023 at 4:47 PM ^
He should have been given community service cleaning out the coolers after OSU home games next season.
BTW, that is an impressive courtroom, but it needs a little more blue in the decor.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:48 PM ^
I don't understand why this is surprising to anyone..... he's from ohio fergodsakes.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:54 PM ^
He's been practicing law since 1976, which would make him at least 72!!!
I'm honestly impressed. Although this is probably early onset dementia.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:56 PM ^
Watch out for the red ones.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:57 PM ^
They said to take a dump in the can..?
December 1st, 2023 at 5:24 PM ^
Whole new meaning to being "on the can"
December 1st, 2023 at 7:40 PM ^
When somebody in Ohio says they are going to open a can of whoop ass, you best believe them.
December 1st, 2023 at 4:59 PM ^
They aspire to be Florida.
If you read the whole article, they based his punishment on a the case of Steve Linnen the "The Naked Photographer" − an Ohio House GOP caucus attorney who photographed more than 30 women as he flashed them. lol......oHIo!
December 1st, 2023 at 5:04 PM ^
Is this one of the “more professional and educated” residents of the state? That says a lot…
December 1st, 2023 at 5:05 PM ^
You just can't make this shit up.
December 1st, 2023 at 7:38 PM ^
But you CAN store it in a can.
December 1st, 2023 at 5:27 PM ^
Oh, come on. Who among us hasn't dropped a deuce into a Pringles can and tossed it at....
Never mind. This is indeed weird.
December 1st, 2023 at 5:42 PM ^
"That is brilliant"-Florida Man
The real question is, how many courics?
December 1st, 2023 at 5:45 PM ^
That state has issues.
December 1st, 2023 at 6:08 PM ^
This is not the viral marketing the Pringles braintrust was hoping for
December 1st, 2023 at 6:14 PM ^
I collect my boogers in an Incredible Hulk Pez dispenser. That is pretty normal I'd say.... this however?
December 1st, 2023 at 6:27 PM ^
A rivalry?
December 1st, 2023 at 6:29 PM ^
The bed.
December 1st, 2023 at 7:14 PM ^
Not the Pringles! Have to admit that's some pretty good aim, though.
December 1st, 2023 at 7:28 PM ^
nature calls, and damn that kinda ruins the whole pringles concept in one illegal act. please don't litter. the ohio supreme court needs to go on a primal scream retreat and smear shit on each other. jurisprudence is increasingly useless in everyday life.
December 1st, 2023 at 8:46 PM ^
Mgoconfession. I have pooped in a Pringles can.
We were down at the river fishing and we thought it'd be funny to empty the worm can, shit in it, throw a bit of dirt on the top and wait for one of our buddies to grab a worm.
It was hilarious.
Then again, we were 13 and not lawyers.