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Isa Nico Toscani available?…

Isa Nico Toscani available? I hear like Bill Self, he's above the law.

Yup, call it "round 1" all…

Yup, call it "round 1" all you want but when you lose the "play-in game" you are OUT.

When I was quitting that…

When I was quitting that shit, I'd have traded my dog for a tin.

Drinking and driving might…

Drinking and driving might shorten your life expectancy beyond 66.

Maybe IQ was too specific…

Maybe IQ was too specific. After the consequences of his first DUI he's either an idiot (I've seen plenty of intelligent idiots) or has an alcohol problem or both.

There are enough people…

There are enough people whose lives have been devastated by drunk drivers, I'm not going to fault anyone for their reaction or overreaction to this.

I know in my younger years I drove on occasion when I shouldn't have and it sounds like Scruggs did too. I think to be nabbed a second time in your life--I don't care how many years later--is either a sign of a significant IQ or drinking problem.

I heard Earl Scruggs got a…

I heard Earl Scruggs got a PWI--picking while intoxicated.

Not illegal and actually a good time.

Yeah, username checks out.

Yeah, username checks out.

Heh, heh. Yeah, I heard it…

Heh, heh. Yeah, I heard it too.

Get on the good foot.

Get on the good foot.

I thought Kraft's puff piece…

I thought Kraft's puff piece worked in a strip mall in Florida?

Get the band back together

Get the band back together

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res ipsa loquitur was the…

res ipsa loquitur was the working title for my script about a talking penis

Ironic that a few years ago…

Ironic that a few years ago Saban was bitching about the hurry up offense and how it would result in sweeping defensive lineman deaths.

It seems like Saban doesn't like any change that takes away his advantage.

I would hope every one of…

I would hope every one of them knows after years of competition that you are only as good as your results. And these results are abysmal. In fact, he has a small narrative justification involving his health (not much of one, IMO) if he goes now that he can sell in the future. Another year of losing he'll lose that too.

His 2010 hit on Winston was…

His 2010 hit on Winston was one of the few highlights of a bad stretch.

 

You can dislike his politics…

You can dislike his politics without disliking him.

John McClain?

Hope there…

John McClain?

Hope there isn't an after party at Nakatomi Plaza.

On a related note, Don’t the…

On a related note, Don’t the national champs usually make a White House visit? When does that usually take place?

Basketball isn't football…

Basketball isn't football and losing one guy (who might get drafted on potential or go for NIL money) can really change your team's fortunes.

out of the 8-10 wins the…

out of the 8-10 wins the Wolverines will accumulate in this nightmarish season

10 wins. Pfft.

Romans 3.23

Romans 3.23

Just think how much better…

Just think how much better Butkus would have been if he had Barrett to learn from. Talk about your what ifs. 

A painter can paint whatever…

A painter can paint whatever he or she wants. If no one is buying they'll have to hang it in their garage. Chapelle can obviously sell out. He's not immune from criticism. 

I have the feeling though that the same people who lost their mind over Andres Serrano's Immersion or Mapplethorpe's work would be the same ones upset over cancel culture.

Paint what you want. Tell the jokes you want to tell. Just don't whine if no one buys or books you.

It seems the plan is to shit…

It seems the plan is to shit in his house repeatedly. 

"You pooped in the RAC? And…

"You pooped in the RAC? And you ate a whole 40 minutes of ass?"

I always thought Kocur's…

I always thought Kocur's skills were underrated as well.

The Bruise Brothers were to…

The Bruise Brothers were to tough duos what Trammel and Whitaker were to double play combos. 

Roger Moore and his…

Roger Moore and his sansabelt slacks reminded me too much of my uncles at 70s family reunions.

Becoming one.

Becoming one.

Mary Markley had some…

Mary Markley had some bigguns.

oh, I read the question wrong.

I spent the best young years…

I spent the best young years of my life in AA but, damn, every city on that list is too damn cold.

I don't plan to leave any…

I don't plan to leave any debt but if I did as long as I don't leave it with my kids, I'm not going to fret on my deathbed about any shareholders.

MUPUAA

MUPUAA

All I need is a miracle. All…

All I need is a miracle. All I need is Purdue.

Ignorance isn't just a…

Ignorance isn't just a difference in opinion.

No.

No.

I don't think this is true…

I don't think this is true. They are pretty much contemporaries. Parker beginning at the Freep in 94 and Stephen A beginning at the Philadelphia Inquirer at the same time. Stephen A has been smarter and much more savvy than Parker.

I saw Arnold Ziffel…

I saw Arnold Ziffel campaigning for Wallace in '67.

"The Bona Fide Occupational…

"The Bona Fide Occupational Qualifications rule is the exception to Title VII of the Civil Rights Act, which prohibits employment discrimination “based on race, color, religion, sex and national origin.”

A bona fide occupational qualification (BFOQ) is a legally allowed restriction of hiring and employing a person based on their sex, religion, or national origin. To be defined as legal, or “bona fide,” the qualifications should relate to the particular business’s necessary operations, as well as the position’s essential job functions.

To say it differently, the BFOQ law allows for necessary employment discrimination based on sex, religion, or national origin if the particular business’s operations or the job position’s duties justify it."

 

If your rabbi position is open, you can discriminate against people who aren't Jewish. I guess if you want to highlight the Black perspective, having people who have the perspective of being Black is a bona fide occupational qualification.

 

 

I hope someone calls and…

I hope someone calls and asks if Parker's wife ever wishes she'd married a better sports columnist. 

Colonel Blake: You got any…

Colonel Blake: You got any pizza requisition forms?

Capt. Sloan: Just use the standard S1798 and write in pizza where it says machine gun.

Ben Stiller (a huge trek fan…

Ben Stiller (a huge trek fan) owns the Gorn head.

This is a bit TL;DR so I'll…

This is a bit TL;DR so I'll try to be as succinct as possible.

On a deployment, I was called into the CO's office with the XO and a few others. A wife of one of the Marines had taken a contract out on him. It seems he would take her to bars, they'd bring home a dude and this Marine would watch the other guy have sex with his wife. I guess the wife didn't like that. My Colonel was rattled enough about the behavior that he wanted my opinion (a general medical officer with only a year of surgical internship under my belt) whether this Marine was "safe" to continue deployment in his command. (I made up some shit about spectrum of human behaviors but the guy stayed throughout the tour without incident. I have no idea what happened with his wife and the hit man.)

After I returned from deployment, I was at the officer's club and asked the division psychiatrist his opinion. He basically agreed I'd given reasonable advice. He then said, "By the way. Your Marine is gay. He can't admit it but he's having sex with these other guys by proxy."

Psychiatry man.

Depends on who they donate…

Depends on who they donate it to. MSU, not so much. Maybe a stripper scholarship fund might be money better spent.

Turtle POS

Turtle POS

I regret that I only have…

I regret that I only have one point to give.

Maybe the kid won't give him…

Maybe the kid won't give him a dime unless he gets to beat the shit outta Peterson. 

I'm not sure coaches are…

I'm not sure coaches are jumping out at an extraordinary rate. At least there are a bunch of people jumping right on in for a lot of money.