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01/18/2019 - 4:19pm I regret that I am unable to…

I regret that I am unable to upvote the op. Since there's so much complaining about poor posting on the board, I'll throw out an: Excellent post, Billy Seamonster :) for good measure.

01/17/2019 - 10:46pm Regulating most forms of…

Regulating most forms of defense out of the game is what is hurting NBA ratings. Nobody wants to watch a free throw shooting contest when there's football on TV.

01/16/2019 - 5:36pm I was always surprised by,…

I was always surprised by, as a high school player, him getting a 5 star rating, despite having incredibly low stats. Watching his recruit tracking here and on TTB he'd have 1 or zero catches a game on average. If he caught two it was a big night. Must've been a 5 star just based on his physical stats, because he had essentially no production.

01/16/2019 - 10:41am Always from scratch. I…

Always from scratch. I usually braise a roast covered up, anyways, then just reduce and thicken the sauce while the meat rests.

01/16/2019 - 10:39am How this mega tool still has…

How this mega tool still has a straight nose is beyond me.

01/13/2019 - 10:18am He's not that busy, he's…

He's not that busy, he's only the CEO of Ford. He should quit and hire our next rowing and swimming coaches.

01/09/2019 - 9:21pm Fan engagement, that's…

Fan engagement, that's really what's holding the program back. If we had fan engagement like the SEC and bought players cars and houses then we'd probably pull better recruiting classes and still lose to Clemson 

01/08/2019 - 11:59am Just how many more ways can…

Just how many more ways can they beat Harbaugh and kick us in the dong this year?

01/03/2019 - 7:31pm I recognize this is after…

I recognize this is after the fact, but I agree. After having worked in North Carolina, where biscuits are some kind of religion, it's hard to take them seriously anywhere else.

01/03/2019 - 7:16pm Nothing against the op, I…

Nothing against the op, I just don't get all the posts about running backs lately. Running back depth, running back coaches, running backs sitting out the bowl game. The coaches telling talented kids to run up the middle into loaded boxes over and over regardless of how completely ineffective it is is the elephant in the room here. Depth, rb coaches, and players sitting for the draft are pretty much inconsequential compared to the Borgesball tactics that get a great big whoping nothing from them is the first, and probably only, thing that needs to be discussed when it comes to running backs.

Why do we have any? When we're just going to load the box and run into it anyways, play, after play, after play. Just recruit walk on FBs and save the scholarships if our run game consists of qb draws and banging our heads against the wall for 4 quarters.

01/03/2019 - 7:05pm A very underrated shit-ism…

A very underrated shit-ism. Even better than a shithawk flying over you when looking into the shit-abyss contemplating what shit might have been..

01/03/2019 - 7:00pm So could we all, I'd we're…

So could we all, if we're we're being honest.

01/03/2019 - 6:58pm Cato June 2.0

Cato June 2.0

01/03/2019 - 6:56pm "Tweet tweet, on the street."

"Tweet tweet, on the street."

01/03/2019 - 6:55pm Hats off to him, that's most…

Hats off to him, that's most certainly not something that happens by accident. Quite the hard working Michigan man.

01/02/2019 - 7:35pm Super Dave and Mean Gene, a…

Super Dave and Mean Gene, a bit of my inner child is laid to rest with them. Happy trails, you two.

01/01/2019 - 2:58pm It's happened before. There…

It's happened before. There could be college football one and dones if a player redshirts after a few games, has a standout sophomore year, and sits their junior year due to injury. Why go back to college when a contract awaits you and you've graduated early?

Matt Barkley hurt his draft prospect by returning for his senior season. He was predicted as a top qb choice as a junior and favored as a Heisman front-runner for the next year, then his senior season fell off a cliff and he was drafted in the 4th round.

01/01/2019 - 2:14pm His source is Chris Carter

His source is Chris Carter

01/01/2019 - 1:50pm Lol, wut?

Lol, wut?

12/31/2018 - 4:45pm That's the primary criticism…

That's the primary criticism of him. The overall record is good, yet the big games are turning into one sided beat-downs. Up until he began coaching at Michigan he seemed to be one of the better "big game" coaches in the country. Players performed out of their minds for him at every stop, compared to who coached before him. Whereas in the last 4 years in big games his team had been performing successively worse each year, in surprising ways.

Rashes of uncharacteristic mental mistakes, poor game management, calling strange ineffective plays in critical situations, the whole team needing a quarter or more to get up to speed with their opponents, opposing coaches making better second half adjustments than ours, struggling or losing solely because we're undeniably outschemed by everybody, having so many top quarterback prospects on the team that they switch positions and transfer, yet being unable to develop one into a serviceable starter last year was the strangest by far. All these things are very much in his control. 

His Michigan coaching career has very little in common with Sabans, or Meyers, or even Miles, or Stoops, but hopefully it goes like Dabos, where after several seasons of "the Clemsoning" he somehow rights the ship. 

12/29/2018 - 7:22pm I remember when Mullen…

I remember when Mullen seemed like the best realistic possibility for our next HC, and Harbaugh was just a pipe dream. Fast forward and Mullen just bent Harbaugh over and had his way with him. 

12/29/2018 - 6:43pm They'll never beat Captain…

They'll never beat Captain Lou Albano and the Triumvirate of Terror

12/29/2018 - 3:16pm This is a good summary of…

This is a good summary of the entire season.

12/29/2018 - 3:08pm We're not a good football…

We're not a good football team. We're poorly coached, great recruits under perform, we show up late in games, and when we lose we get blown out, and completely fall apart. 

12/29/2018 - 3:00pm Our coverage is ass, roughly…

Our coverage is ass, roughly half the time. Why is this?

12/29/2018 - 2:49pm Lose big games

Lose big games

12/29/2018 - 2:45pm We had no urgency on offense…

We had no urgency on offense at all until we were down 3 scores. Why the fuck weren't they calling these plays when it mattered? I swear every game this year they've coached with zero sense of urgency. Pissed away the drive before the half, now we're in a hole.

12/29/2018 - 2:41pm I'd love Patterson back, if…

I'd love Patterson back, if the coaches left and we found ones that could call a remotely competent game.

12/29/2018 - 2:35pm The coaches should stop…

The coaches should stop verbally "taking responsibility" for this, and start giving their paychecks back.

12/29/2018 - 2:33pm Shit tackling there..

Shit tackling there..

12/29/2018 - 2:20pm Holding Florida to this…

Holding Florida to this score is pretty good, but only scoring 10? Not so much.

12/29/2018 - 1:38pm Why tf did we just run out…

Why tf did we just run out all the clock? 

12/29/2018 - 1:33pm The chomp is almost as…

The chomp is almost as annoying as the FSU chop.

12/29/2018 - 12:21pm Dat punt, tho..

Dat punt, tho..

12/29/2018 - 12:13pm Gonna take a quick 2 hour…

Gonna take a quick 2 hour nap while they review this one easily reviewable play.

12/28/2018 - 7:07pm I was genuinely surprised…

I was genuinely surprised they were matched up at all, then again Auburn did lose to Miss State and Tennessee this year.

12/28/2018 - 6:56pm Which, surprisingly, isn't a…

Which, surprisingly, isn't a cafe, and things don't generally cost $3, either. Still pretty damn good wings, though.

12/28/2018 - 6:53pm Henry County. Shaq is gonna…

Henry County. Shaq is gonna be our sheriff, pretty soon. Can't wait for the reality show.

12/28/2018 - 6:51pm Nah, Bojangles or Zaxbys

Nah, Bojangles or Zaxbys

12/28/2018 - 10:07am It also gives him more…

It also gives him more chances to lose.

12/27/2018 - 12:05pm Cfb streams reddit, or get…

Cfb streams reddit, or get YouTube TV and support the evil empire. Anything you watch on cable you can watch on your phone.

12/26/2018 - 12:54pm I have a really good…

I have a really good collection of cards, rookie cards of hof players, with misprints, etc, rare cards, and a complete set of baseball cards from the 80s, and they are all virtually worthless. My friend started collecting Magic cards his senior year of high school, sold 3 of his decks after 15 years, paid off his student loans with them and bought a used car with the rest of the money. Wtf is life, even?

12/26/2018 - 12:48pm It may, at some point, prove…

It may, at some point, prove easier to list those who will be playing, instead of all the ones that won't, lol. Good problem to have, when your team has so many players considering the NFL, etc.

12/26/2018 - 11:00am I guess the ravens did when…

I guess the ravens did when they hired john harbaugh, too.

12/24/2018 - 8:48am Well that's kind of ironic,…

Well that's kind of ironic, then, isn't it? I mean you'd imagine it'd be hot if they were hot, or cool if they were cool, according to my last physics class, at least.

12/24/2018 - 8:44am TF is wrong with Wyoming?…

TF is wrong with Wyoming? California isn't very surprising, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and New Jersey have the right idea, but I'm calling Montana the winner, here.

12/23/2018 - 3:32pm Figured you were more of a…

Figured you were more of a Robocop kind of guy. Who knew?

 

12/23/2018 - 9:12am My tradition? Spending too…

My tradition? Spending too much money, making extremely unhealthy food, cleaning, and everyone trying to wrangle all the kids and avoid any melt downs with all the holiday excitement. It's very traditional.

12/22/2018 - 10:49pm Nobody leaves until someone…

Nobody leaves until someone pins me

12/22/2018 - 10:47pm Surprising more people didn…

Surprising more people didn't get the obvious /s there..