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11/20/2018 - 7:52pm I went to Columbus once when…

I went to Columbus once when I was eleven for a field trip to COSI. COSI was awesome, but even the eleven year old me thought Columbus in general was a compost pile. I've had no need of going back since.

I can stay at home, and watch the game without having to deal with the knuckleheads that don't "represent all buckeyes"

11/20/2018 - 2:55pm BREAKING: Ex-MSU President…

Don't mind me.. just a slowpoke here.

11/18/2018 - 4:44pm I don't agree with the…

I don't agree with the onside thing. What would stop a team with a really good offense but a shitty defense like Oklahoma, or Ohio State from just doing that every time?

11/18/2018 - 3:50am Not a fan of Chase going…

Not a fan of Chase going brunette.

11/17/2018 - 8:21pm The probably figured that…

The probably figured that since they kept coming up short by not playing dirty that giving into the dark side was the only way.

11/13/2018 - 8:31pm The only reason to care is…

The only reason to care is so we wouldn't have to have a bad trip flashback of when Alabama murdered our team in 2012 at AT&T stadium. Either way Clemson is also a very tough match up.

11/12/2018 - 8:16pm Well I will give him credit…

Well I will give him credit at least in not trying to polish a turd by pretending that everything is fine... Still bailing on your team before the end of the season just gives me the red ass no matter who the fan, or school is.

11/12/2018 - 3:22pm (No subject)

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11/11/2018 - 7:06pm Steve has magic fingers…

Steve has magic fingers. Highly recommend 10/10.

11/11/2018 - 7:05pm Someone should explain the…

Someone should explain the difference between sleeping with women, and beating women to him.

11/11/2018 - 5:55am That hat really accentuates…

That hat really accentuates the penis like features of his head.

11/09/2018 - 2:15am (No subject)

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11/07/2018 - 6:19pm That movie makes me sad that…

That scene makes me sad that I have never developed a big move.

11/07/2018 - 6:17pm (No subject)

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11/07/2018 - 3:38pm Does your daughter go to a…

Does your daughter go to a catholic elementary school?

11/07/2018 - 3:19pm c

11/07/2018 - 3:14pm Game on.

Game on.

11/07/2018 - 3:05pm so that's like a ratio of…

so that's like a ratio of what 5000 dudes to 1 dudette?

11/07/2018 - 3:00pm What girls on the blog? I…

What girls on the blog? I always assumed that we were all dudes.

11/07/2018 - 2:57pm I intended this to be a…

I intended this to be a negbang. I've been a bad boy, and it's been so long since I've been properly punished.

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Oh yeah... that's the stuff.

11/07/2018 - 2:54pm hit me baby

hit me baby

11/07/2018 - 2:30pm Seems like a smart idea. You…

Seems like a smart idea. You don't want to end your year long celebration for creating the game of football by losing a football game 98-0.

11/07/2018 - 12:14am I've been able to smoke weed…

I've been able to smoke weed recreationally since I first started twenty five years ago.

11/04/2018 - 9:49pm I'm sure UCF will take Neill…

I'm sure UCF will take Neill Ostrout placing them at 4 as all the proof anyone needs to just give them the national championship right now.

11/04/2018 - 9:34pm My favorite from this…

My favorite from this weekend was an OSU fan on EW describing Michigan as Ken from this scene in A Fish Called Wanda. Which I am guessing they are saying that OSU is Otto.

 

11/04/2018 - 6:03pm I think it's been the…

I think it's been the consensus that Michigan's O-line has improved vastly over last years O-line, and greatly since the first two weeks of the season. The title of your post would have been more appropriate in week 4 or 5.

11/03/2018 - 9:31pm To be fair Bible-thumping…

To be fair Bible-thumping homophobes tend to make the best fried chicken.

11/03/2018 - 9:29pm I'm guessing that it's the…

I'm guessing that it's the only place in the park that doesn't charge 30 dollars for 3 dollars worth of food.

11/03/2018 - 7:10pm They allowed 7 points on the…

They allowed 7 points on the board. Room for improvement.

 

/s............ or not :)

11/02/2018 - 7:23pm "The biggest thing with me:…

"The biggest thing with me: I wanted to come in and make an impact no matter how I could do it,” Mason said. “And I was going to find a way no matter to come in and make an impact.”

Imagine if Harbaugh wanted to move Mason to punter. The guy might be bombing 90 yard punts.

10/31/2018 - 6:58pm So the Maryland board of…

So the Maryland board of regents threatened to fire the university president if he did not reinstate Durkin. He did so, and then announced his retirement in protest. Then the board of regents fires Durkin. What a complete shit show.

10/31/2018 - 1:17pm Damn.. That kid is dedicated…

Damn.. That kid is dedicated to play football in five different states at the same time.

10/30/2018 - 10:12pm Usually because there is…

Usually because there is money involved. I don't think Maryland is good enough to even buy players.

10/30/2018 - 11:00am Since when did chewing…

Since when did chewing tobacco become a schedule 1 substance?

10/25/2018 - 10:12pm If the Defense doesn't post…

If the Defense doesn't post a shutout against Bye then I think we are in deep trouble.

10/25/2018 - 3:36pm I still haven't found a wife.



I still haven't found a wife.

10/22/2018 - 8:42pm Yeah. They have Rutgers 3rd…

Yeah. They have Rutgers 3rd from last. There is no way that could be correct.... right?

/s

10/22/2018 - 7:28pm So plan your pre-game…

So plan your pre-game rituals that take up the entire field well before the scheduled warm up time? Why schedule your stupid ass walk at the same exact time that warm ups were scheduled? Why blame the opposing team's players for your own coaching staffs bad time management?

10/21/2018 - 11:07pm I will solve the puzzle with…

I will solve the puzzle with "What is all of the above?" for 10,000 Alex.

10/21/2018 - 10:52pm I don't have a wife..... So…

I don't have a wife..... So more time to watch Youtube videos. Such as

 

10/21/2018 - 9:46pm The best part was that the…

The best part was that the ref shoved #96 harder right before he flagged Onwenu.

10/21/2018 - 9:38pm That's why they are called …

That's why they are called extreme.gif picks.

10/21/2018 - 5:39pm Although I'm sure Michigan…

Although I'm sure Michigan would put up more of a fight against them. I'm still glad that Michigan doesn't have Purdue scheduled for this season. Heaven help us if Michigan gets to the Big Ten championship game, and see's Purdue waiting for them.

10/21/2018 - 5:37pm I've been joking about that…

I've been joking about that since Urban took the OSU job. Last night was the first night that I've heard OSU fans telling the same joke. It's just a joke, but he has done it before. It would be like if you publicly shit your pants once when under a high stress situation. People would be expecting you to shit your pants during every high stress situation there after.

10/21/2018 - 3:58am Was just reading through the…

Was just reading through the stats. Haskins completed 49 of 73 attempts for 470 yards and 2 touchdowns. That's more completions than most QB's attempts in any given game, and nearly half of the attempts that Patterson has attempted all season. In one game. And they still lost.

I think it's safe to say that even Ohio is saying "FUCK OHIO!" after that result.

10/20/2018 - 11:45pm Sorry.. I'm an older man now…

Sorry.. I'm an older man now. I can only take one banging per day.

10/20/2018 - 11:31pm (No subject)

10/20/2018 - 10:22pm Pretty much everyone OSU has…

Pretty much everyone OSU has played has stoned the buckeye run game all season.

10/20/2018 - 8:24pm Not true. I've never had a…

Not true. I've never had a problem falling asleep.

10/20/2018 - 8:23pm In or on the hat.

In or on the hat.