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09/23/2018 - 8:09am (No subject)


09/22/2018 - 10:04am Can't be that cheap; I just…

Can't be that cheap; I just bought two bottles of Coke and there were ZERO(!) tickets attached to them. 

09/21/2018 - 8:36am Boy I'd be with you if we…

Boy I'd be with you if we had a healthy Solomon playing. Speaking of whom; I wonder how he's recovering... Wish there was someone around these parts that might have an inkling...🤔


09/20/2018 - 8:10pm (No subject)


09/20/2018 - 11:57am (No subject)


09/20/2018 - 8:52am Oh silly Scott Frost,


Oh silly Scott Frost,

Your mom hit harder last night

You are dissappoint.

09/19/2018 - 2:45pm Twice


09/19/2018 - 9:20am I heard ESPN's going to…

I heard ESPN's going to start running games with 25 person announcer teams; 1 play by play, 1 color guy, 1 ref expert and 1 guy for each position on offense and defense because there's no way someone can add any commentary on a position unless they've played it. 

09/18/2018 - 2:16pm If the coach would pitch the…

If the coach would pitch the little beanbag way out on the field and preferably at the ref's head; yeah sure. But It's always like this pathetic little dog and pony show where they rummage around in their pants for a second then pathetically drop the thing at their own feet in the world's saddest possible method of displaying their disgust at a BS call. 

09/18/2018 - 2:08pm (No subject)

09/18/2018 - 12:04pm I like to believe that Ben…

I like to believe that Ben Mason absolutely knows that in that situation the ref will keep his arms up no matter what and deliberately tosses the ball knowing exactly that will happen. 

09/18/2018 - 10:08am Dammit plankton. You know…

Dammit plankton. You know some stupid buckeye is waiting around every corner to pull that crap. Don't give them the satisfaction.

09/18/2018 - 10:05am That gif is either reason…

That gif is another reason why I hate the NFL.

Instead of the coach saying, "Hey ref, I want to challenge that call..." they have to give him this dumbass red doily to pitch out, like it's going to be all dramatic like "hey fuck you ref, I got a flag too!" but it just looks stupid and 90% of the time the coach is standing right next to the ref and the they know damn well what call the coach is going to want to challenge anyway.

09/18/2018 - 8:51am It's early in the season;…

It's early in the season; playing a full game at full speed is different than practice/workouts. It'll take time to adjust. 

I was thinking I was noticing a lot of cramping this year, but it's a problem in just about every game I've watched. I noticed a bunch during TCU/OSU, MSU/ASU, NE/CO... Not just us. 

09/17/2018 - 4:56pm I have done ZERO research to…

I have done ZERO research to back this up but your issue with just deciding "it's hot, bring your water bottles..." may lie not with the AD but Homeland Security. 

09/17/2018 - 4:22pm My cotton pickin ass Dish…

My cotton pickin ass Dish cut off the DVR with 11 minutes left! WHAT. THE. F. 

09/17/2018 - 8:46am (No subject)


09/17/2018 - 6:13am Dude... What's in your…

Dude... What's in your browser history?


*cuz I get the same ad. 😕

09/16/2018 - 4:39pm I was trying to think of an…

I was trying to think of an analogy last night; i think you've got it.

It's like a drag racer that the driver is kind of a dumbass and the steering's not great but the engine is just stupid powerful. Thing takes off after a bad start, gets sideways, smokes the tires, hops all over the track and then they just gun it and somehow it stays straight enough to reel in the other car and get the win. 

09/15/2018 - 3:33am Psssh- No doubt. 

Some real…

Psssh- No doubt. 

Some real nice platitudes there but this "sleeping giant/look-out-buckeyes & Bama" bullcrap is getting real tired. We're gonna need to see some quality wins up in here at some point. 

09/14/2018 - 9:53am So I'm guessing...

So I'm guessing...






09/13/2018 - 4:52pm I miss the cue posts dearly…

I miss the cue posts dearly.


If they're going to be few and far between, I might just post a diary with my scratch-made Reuben if I get around to it. Hell of a long process though so I should probably get started before the season's over...🤔

09/13/2018 - 9:35am (No subject)


09/13/2018 - 6:52am He's taking a visit to…

He's taking a visit to Guadalajara?

09/12/2018 - 5:24pm (No subject)


09/12/2018 - 12:56pm (No subject)


09/12/2018 - 11:59am (No subject)


09/11/2018 - 10:05pm A&M huh?



A&M huh?



09/11/2018 - 5:30pm If you're talking Harbaugh,…

If you're talking Harbaugh, ok, so we didn't immediately start beating Alabama's face in, but if that was your expectation then you don't know Jack about the situation he was brought into. Anyway we're in a hell of a lot better shape now than when he was hired. 

As far as the wings are concerned, I would take a warm toilet seat over Holland at this point, so even if Steve Y completely forgets what a puck looks like on the flight north he'll still be an improvement. 

09/11/2018 - 11:10am If you aren't impressed by…

If you aren't impressed by Patterson so far compared to the QB play we've had to suffer this past decade then I don't know what the hell has got you so turgid for McCaffrey. He looks plenty good but dang dude- Shea has made quite a few damn tough throws already. 

09/10/2018 - 9:43pm Sorry, stepped away for a…

Sorry, stepped away for a bit; OPE- I see the LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOINS still suck. 

09/10/2018 - 7:48pm It's actually kind of…

It's actually kind of entertaining if this is the face you put with the voice:



09/10/2018 - 5:15pm Dammit. I almost bought an…

Dammit. I almost bought an air fryer at Costco today and only didn't because my wife would say I'm stupid and "we don't need another piece of crap kitchen appliance."

09/10/2018 - 2:08pm The camera angle was bad but…

The camera angle was bad but live I said "WTF Shea???"

Then I said, "oh ok, i guess a guy was close... Still silly."



This is a QB experience I haven't seen in many moons. 

09/10/2018 - 12:37pm BOYCOTT SHEA PATTERSON




/s- obvsly

09/09/2018 - 5:18pm I agree that ties suck but…

I agree that ties suck but that was one hell of a paragraph.

09/08/2018 - 9:07am Watch Michigan, powerwash…

Watch Michigan, powerwash the house, drink drink drink, watch msu/asu kickoff, pass out. 


09/07/2018 - 3:52pm Kurt Cobain couldn't carry…

Kurt Cobain couldn't carry Dave Grohl's jock strap (if Courtney hadn't murdered him).

09/07/2018 - 10:17am Kinda glad ND was the first…

Kinda glad ND was the first game. If the offense had western for game 1 we'd have been all puffed up and turgid, just to get smashed back to earth when the schedule got tough. Wasn't the start we wanted but better to level-set right away, IMO.

09/06/2018 - 3:16pm That would have been an…

That would have been an amazing call if the line held for half a second and Shea had time to look 18° to his right and see Perry standing there open. 

09/06/2018 - 10:30am (No subject)


09/05/2018 - 10:12am The move to the new site…

The move to the new site mirrored the football team in many ways. While we waited to see the results, there was a whole lot of bluster about how great this feature/player is, or how that design/position group was greatly improved, blah blah blah. 

Then we finally got to see it in action and collectively made the same wtf face that Harbaugh is making on the banner right now.

09/04/2018 - 8:31pm No shortage of people round…

No shortage of people round here to tell us that what we're being fed might look like shit smell like shit and taste like shit but it really isn't shit. 

09/04/2018 - 3:28pm *should.


Blocking …



Blocking *should* have improved over a full off-season too but here we fcking are. 

09/03/2018 - 11:34pm You mean the interception…

You mean the interception that would have been a turnover on downs and actually lost us about 20+ yards field position? 

Don't get me wrong; it was impressive, but not exactly "clutch". 

09/02/2018 - 12:45pm Should have played App state…

Should have played App state I guess. 

09/02/2018 - 12:35pm "... Are you gonna have a…

"... Are you gonna have a fullback Jimmy?"

"Yessir. You bet."

"... Are you gonna have an offensive line Jimmy?"

*Scribbles "offense line" on a Wal-Mart receipt; crinkles it up and shoves it into the pocket of his new khakis*

"Uh, yes...YESSIR?"

09/02/2018 - 11:39am I don't really care about 1…

I don't really care about 1 play here or there. We're in year 4 with talent that should run with just about anyone in the country but we're .500 over the last 18 games; even after a full off-season they look like the same overmatched, under prepared bunch. I'm not ready to start coach shopping but there are some serious things wrong with this program and the first place to look is right at the top.

If we're sitting here in 3 months at 8-4 or 7-5 with the most "loaded" team we've had since Harbaugh's been here, are we still going to being picking out one play, one drive, one series that was the difference? 

09/02/2018 - 12:32am Stopcheeringmeup.gif


09/01/2018 - 11:33pm GOOD NEWS!

We won't…


We won't actually miss Tarik that much. Remember when we was all freakin about how NOW it's time to adjust expectations after he got hurt? Lulz. 

He wouldn't have made a difference either. 

What a bunch of buttholes we Michigan fans are.