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12/17/2018 - 11:43pm Isn’t that the naked thing?

Isn’t that the naked thing?

12/17/2018 - 11:19pm How in the holy godd**n hell…

How in the holy godd**n hell did race enter into this conversation?

12/17/2018 - 8:16pm Next thing you know, they’ll…

Next thing you know, they’ll have a couple of draft-eligible players sitting out their bowl game.

That program is clearly a tire fire now.

12/17/2018 - 5:17pm I had long suspected that…

I had long suspected that both transfers and decommits wind up at schools geographically closer to their home at a VERY high percentage.  It's got to be over 75% for both.

12/16/2018 - 7:05pm I bet you cry in the shower.

I bet you cry in the shower.

12/16/2018 - 5:58pm I bet you can count on one…

I bet you can count on one hand the number of friends you’ve had your entire life.

12/16/2018 - 5:10pm Fire Pep!

Fire Pep!

12/16/2018 - 9:37am Caldwell is cackling like…

Caldwell is cackling like the devil right now.

12/15/2018 - 4:10pm Flowers with 31.

/tips cap

Flowers with 31.

/tips cap

12/14/2018 - 4:22pm Yeah, but he wasn't a five…

Yeah, but he wasn't a five-star or even top-200 recruit.


12/14/2018 - 3:30pm What does the Michelin Man…

What does the Michelin Man wear?





















12/13/2018 - 4:17pm Don't hold your breath…

Don't hold your breath waiting for the next big thing.  Current music tastes and the current state of the industry basically make it impossible.  Nobody wants bands to play local bars or parties anymore; they just want DJs.  

I tried my hand at playing in a college band almost 20 years ago, and even then nobody wanted live music.  There's nothing enticing young musicians to really go for it anymore.  

12/13/2018 - 4:13pm DAMN RIGHT!


12/13/2018 - 2:36pm Interestingly enough, while…

Interestingly enough, while I do like Def Leppard and Radiohead very much, I despise both the Smiths and Nickelback.  Def Leppard is an outlier when it comes to my music tastes.  I know they're cheesy, but they were my first taste of rock growing up and I'll always love them for it.  

12/13/2018 - 2:29pm PSSHH!  I just saw them this…

PSSHH!  I just saw them this summer with Journey.  Great show!

12/13/2018 - 10:25am Rock & Roll is going the way…

Rock & Roll is going the way of the blues.  The big stars are getting older and older, while the number of young musicians entering the fold is getting smaller and smaller.  It's accurate to say that Rock has seen its best days, and it's on its way out, unfortunately.  

12/13/2018 - 10:08am (No subject)


12/13/2018 - 9:58am Couldn't say, because Def…

Couldn't say, because Def Leppard is a five-piece outfit.

12/12/2018 - 6:59pm /reads OP

/looks left

/reads OP

/looks left

/looks right

/steps up to the mic

/clears throat






12/12/2018 - 2:05pm Responding to Maizen with…

Responding to Maizen with anything but a "f*** off" - rookie mistake.

Responding to Maizen and agreeing with him - f*** off.

12/12/2018 - 1:57pm /double-checks to see who is…

/double-checks to see who is All Big Ten First-Team at left tackle

Come again?

12/12/2018 - 1:35pm LInk.


12/12/2018 - 1:24pm Damn.  I hope it wasn't too…

Damn.  I hope it wasn't too serious and he can get things back on track with another program.

12/12/2018 - 12:16pm Cool.

Hook ‘em.


Hook ‘em.

12/12/2018 - 11:43am I would hardly call Ansah's…

I would hardly call Ansah's college production incredible.  He had nothing to speak of until his senior year, and his stats that year are very similar to Gary's sophomore year.

12/12/2018 - 11:29am Heed the warnings, young…

Heed the warnings, young Shea! One more year in the system and you’ll be #1 with a bullet!

12/12/2018 - 10:52am Young punk.


(I'm 38)

Young punk.


(I'm 38)

12/12/2018 - 10:51am It's all about the combine. …

It's all about the combine.  So what if he didn't have the stats this past year?  Neither did Ziggy Ansah or Jadaveon Clowney the years before they both went top-5.

12/12/2018 - 10:26am I heard Butch Jones just…

I heard Butch Jones just joined the Maryland staff.

12/12/2018 - 10:18am If Brown does leave, I’d…

If Brown does leave, I’d have to imagine that Partridge would be the front-runner to replace him.

12/12/2018 - 10:16am Temple wasn’t open then.

Temple wasn’t open then.

12/12/2018 - 10:16am Why?  He’s not on death’s…

Why?  He’s not on death’s door.  Mack Brown and Les Miles just took new jobs.  If he wants to be the head guy, he’s hardly too old.

12/11/2018 - 6:36pm But … but what will Diagonal…

But … but what will Diagonal Blue cry about now?

12/11/2018 - 4:40pm His All Big Ten 1st-Team…

His All Big Ten 1st-Team selection doesn’t count on account of his recruiting rankings.

12/11/2018 - 1:30pm Does it just suck every day…

Does it just suck every day to be you?

12/10/2018 - 1:19pm "Only second-team, eh?  No…

"Only second-team, eh?  No thanks.  NEXT!"

~ NFL evaluators, hopefully

12/10/2018 - 12:38pm The staff gave Karan a…

The staff gave Karan a scholarship to an amazing university.  The staff coached Karan for four years, bringing him from a little-used freshman to an all-conference first-teamer as a senior.  The staff made Karan captain of the team.  The staff has put Karan in a wonderful position to get drafted into the biggest professional sports league in the world.  

If Karan's dad is upset about a little post-season award after all of that and chooses to flip the program the bird as they're walking out the door, that would just be so dang sad, and I know they'd regret it.

12/10/2018 - 7:13am That’s silly.  We run the…

That’s silly.  We run the ball a lot, so Shea underthrows his long-balls?  That’s a reach.

12/09/2018 - 9:22pm What in God’s name … ?…

What in God’s name … ? Getting your son 1200 yards his senior year is a slap in the face how?

12/09/2018 - 9:12pm Your mom keeps coming.

Your mom keeps coming.

12/09/2018 - 9:11pm Play him like the Pistons…

Play him like the Pistons played Shaq in ‘04.  As in, no double-teams.  Let him dunk his way to 35, lock down the outside, and before you know it, you’ve dominated..

12/09/2018 - 9:04pm ^^^ Full of sh** ^^^

^^^ Full of sh** ^^^

12/09/2018 - 6:59pm I’m looking forward to the…

I’m looking forward to the backups putting together great games and getting us pumped for next year!

12/09/2018 - 6:58pm And, if we’re being accurate…

And, if we’re being accurate, he would have then gone and lost the bowl game.

12/09/2018 - 2:58pm 6/10.


12/09/2018 - 12:08pm ^^^ Found one. ^^^

^^^ Found one. ^^^

12/09/2018 - 11:42am Fair.


12/09/2018 - 11:03am Four years ago -


Four years ago -

“Harbaugh is bringing with him an old school offense that relies heavily on the run and FB and TE usage.”

MGo Board: “COOL!  We love you, Jim!”


Today -

Harbaugh uses an old school offense that relies heavily on the run and FB and TE usage.


12/09/2018 - 10:52am Bo had an Achilles heel, too…

Bo had an Achilles heel, too: bowl opponents.

100% MGoBoard would have wanted Bo canned by the end of ‘84 had it been around.

12/08/2018 - 10:46am I have to say “our offense…

I have to say “our offense was only good against bad offenses” is one I’ve never heard before.