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10/14/2018 - 9:37pm I’m going to start 10 more…

I’m going to start 10 more accounts just to give you more upvotes.

10/13/2018 - 11:20pm 100 yards below Wiscy’s…

100 yards below Wiscy’s season average, troll.

10/12/2018 - 10:24am If Charles can deliver a 15…

If Charles can deliver a 15-16ppg average while shooting above 45% from the field and upping his free-throw% at least 10 points, he’ll deserve that spot.

10/11/2018 - 8:17am I know it’s thin, but I’m…

I know it’s thin, but I’m adding this to the evidence pile that the NFL really did interfere with the Lions-Cowboys playoff fame.

10/10/2018 - 11:36am (No subject)


10/09/2018 - 10:16pm Can we uncave Maizen?  I…

Can we uncave Maizen?  I think he needs to be dunked on regarding Bell.

10/09/2018 - 10:58am No sane franchise would…

No sane franchise would draft a TE in the first round, much less two within six years!

10/09/2018 - 10:50am First round would be a…

First round would be a surprise.  I can see second.  Even Gronk was picked in the second.  And if he gets that draft grade after this year, he should go.

10/08/2018 - 7:37am But I heard when he’s under…

But I heard when he’s under a lot of preasure, he really stiffens up.

10/07/2018 - 12:01pm That’s a loophole in the…

That’s a loophole in the logic of the rules.  Michigan would have had better field position if they declined the penalty.

10/07/2018 - 12:00pm He definitely posts here.

He definitely posts here.

10/07/2018 - 10:58am It’s astounding how few…

It’s astounding how few turnovers we force.  I know it’s random, but it seems like we’re due a 4-5 TO game soon.

10/06/2018 - 7:00pm Smoker still has eligibility…

Smoker still has eligibility? 

10/05/2018 - 4:59pm wut?


10/05/2018 - 7:16am Prohibitive ticket cost as…

Prohibitive ticket cost as in flight or game?

10/04/2018 - 5:41pm When he got the news, MAAR…

When he got the news, MAAR was thrilled!


10/03/2018 - 12:16pm So happy to have this guy on…

So happy to have this guy on board.  I think we’re getting away with felonious robbery with this guy. 

10/01/2018 - 1:57pm I agree with your assessment…

I agree with your assessment of the run game.  I was taken aback quite a bit by Magnus's take: "Michigan sucks at running the ball."

09/30/2018 - 11:58am I’ll take a handful of 3rd…

I’ll take a handful of 3rd and long conversions in the first 20 minutes of game time in exchange for an overall 2/3 stoppage rate (which is what the D is currently at) and regular second-hald diminance. 

09/30/2018 - 9:51am You’re alone in life and you…

You’re alone in life and you’re going to die that way.  

09/30/2018 - 9:40am Two points.

First, the…

Two points.

First, the defense is lights out but for 15 plays in critical situations?  What critical situations is he talking about?  In the most critical situations this year, the defense has been dominant.

2) For all the talk of the vanilla offense, I actually thought they would have been better off at the beginning if they had been MORE vanilla.  First two plays: a short completion and an end-around to a speedy freshman.  Hardly a vanilla start, but it did put us in third and long right off the bat.  No touches for Higdon on the first drive, and it didn’t pay off.

09/28/2018 - 3:39pm You really think Michigan is…

You really think Michigan is going to give up 4 safeties?

09/25/2018 - 10:23pm Hahaha, what a story, Mark!

Hahaha, what a story, Mark!

09/24/2018 - 8:20pm Thoughts and prayers.

Thoughts and prayers.

09/23/2018 - 11:20pm He’s knee-deep in waitress…

He’s knee-deep in waitress tonight!

09/23/2018 - 6:55pm For the longest time, I…

For the longest time, I thought I did hate the Eagles.  But then I realized that I actually don’t hate the Eagles.  I just hate Don Henley.  F***ing pr**k.

09/23/2018 - 9:06am Nebraska is bad, but this…

Nebraska is bad, but this Michigan team might not play down to its competition, which is refreshing.

09/21/2018 - 9:53am I’m still pissed at them for…

I’m still pissed at them for being such pricks on “Better Call Saul.”

I guess that means they did a good job.

09/19/2018 - 10:50pm (No subject)


09/19/2018 - 12:42pm Are you a poet?

Are you a poet?

09/19/2018 - 12:42pm Michigan by a zilly.

Michigan by a zilly.

09/18/2018 - 1:28pm 10-2.  Every time.  No…

10-2.  Every time.  No exceptions. 

09/18/2018 - 12:01pm This is a revelation to me,…

This is a revelation to me, as well.

09/17/2018 - 6:18pm His Twitter handle is …

His Twitter handle is @DoriansDAD!  What an unbearable jackass!

09/17/2018 - 6:16pm Around here, we call that…

Around here, we call that feeling “the Berkley Edwards.”

09/17/2018 - 6:01pm Bullet dodged.

Bullet dodged.

09/17/2018 - 1:27pm Tulane by 4 or 5 scores?

Tulane by 4 or 5 scores?

09/17/2018 - 6:55am Gary didn’t start in ‘16,…

Gary didn’t start in ‘16, but I get your point.

09/16/2018 - 12:03pm Hindsight = 20/20.

Hindsight = 20/20.

09/16/2018 - 12:30am He can’t spell FEI.

He can’t spell FEI.

09/15/2018 - 9:36pm Call the offense boring if…

Call the offense boring if you wish, but scoring in every drive they had in the final three quarters is about as good as you can get.

09/12/2018 - 11:29pm They wrote it on the…

They wrote it on the internet.  How could it be false?

09/12/2018 - 11:42am Troll.


09/12/2018 - 11:20am (No subject)


09/12/2018 - 11:14am The defense gave up 3 points…

The defense gave up 3 points about about 60 yards in the entire second half and made multiple stops to give the offense a chance.  Did it not matter then?

09/10/2018 - 6:52pm This will end well.

This will end well.

09/10/2018 - 12:44pm As will Berkley Edwards. 

As will Berkley Edwards. 

09/10/2018 - 11:31am Survey - Say Michigan covers…

Survey - Say Michigan covers and wins by 33.  Would you personally rather see:

- 36-3, or

- 57-24


09/10/2018 - 9:47am So the fact that he was a…

So the fact that he was a 1st-team AA on defense (twice, according to SI) didn’t impress you?

09/09/2018 - 10:26pm There’s no way this will…

There’s no way this will become a thing, but I can dream.