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11/14/2018 - 8:59pm Are there still haters? 

Are there still haters? 

#Sad!

11/13/2018 - 7:10pm Higher than Space Emperor…

Higher than Space Emperor Zoltan? Perish the thought...

11/13/2018 - 9:24am Maybe it's semantics, but it…

Maybe it's semantics, but it seemed to me that he didn't so much "admit" it as made it the conceit of the column.

11/12/2018 - 7:51pm I don't know whether to feel…

I don't know whether to feel disdainful, jealous, or indifferent to his pain. Imagine caring that much about anything, let alone the athletic exploits of 18-23 year-olds and their workaholic, often alcoholic coaches?

Just enjoy life, baby, and don't sweat the small stuff. It's all small stuff, baby.

#Rick

11/11/2018 - 6:58pm I really hope Zach Harrison…

I really hope Zach Harrison and his parents are reading this. For reasons.

11/11/2018 - 5:50pm Always impressed that WD…

Always impressed that WD squeezes 20+ minutes out of these games. For reference, Parkinngod's were about 6.5 minutes. He's pretty picky and WD includes good plays by the other team, but still.

Thanks for the comprehensive highlights from this game, WD!

11/10/2018 - 8:56am I really wouldn't have…

I really wouldn't have begrudged your putting absolutely no effort into P/CP for rutgerweek, but I thoroughly enjoyed both takes. Bravos, gents.

11/07/2018 - 10:23pm Can we upvote OPs yet? 

Can we upvote OPs yet? 

Also beat rutger. 

11/06/2018 - 9:55pm Just win baby. 

Just win baby. 

11/04/2018 - 4:39pm Yeah, in retrospect that was…

Yeah, in retrospect that was a little canary in the coal mine-y.

11/04/2018 - 4:38pm He seems very high variance…

He seems very high variance. Like sometimes I appreciate his insight and other times he's just such a twat.

11/04/2018 - 8:36am Is there ANY--and I do mean …

Is there ANY--and I do mean "the tiniest shred of a"--chance that Harbaugh was trolling PSU by wearing shades, JoePa style? I've never seen Harbaugh wear them before.

Probably not, but it makes me happy to think this might have even been a possibility.

11/02/2018 - 2:09pm Do neither and do as I do:…

Do neither and do as I do: sit on the edge of your bed in your underwear and stare at the floor.

10/31/2018 - 5:01pm via Gfycat

via Gfycat

10/31/2018 - 2:50pm I don't usually watch porn…

I don't usually watch porn at work. But when I do, I tune into donpornbrownhub.com.

Now I wonder if I can have a cigarette...

10/31/2018 - 2:03pm "The ironic things is that…

"The ironic thing is that there are stripper costumes in [the Halloween store]. I didn't even know you needed a costume to be a stripper, and yet they have them hanging on the, right there on the racks, you know?"

- Leach, M. (2018)

10/30/2018 - 5:45pm All your O'Maury -er- Amauri…

All your O'Maury -er- Amauri are belong to us!

10/30/2018 - 4:59pm Oh man you aren't kidding…

Oh man you aren't kidding. Pizza House was so good back in the *cough*90s*cough*. I went there after the Nebraska game and was so disappointed.

But it is a good place for families, for that I can vouch.

10/30/2018 - 4:34pm You're reaching your limit…

You're reaching your limit on bad puns. You only get tumor before I report you to the Moms.

10/28/2018 - 10:15pm I don't really care one way…

I don't really care one way or the other, but wouldn't calling something an "enigma" indicate surprise?

10/28/2018 - 1:11pm You beat his invoking of "PC…

You beat his invoking of "PC culture" by 4 minutes. Since you're from the future, can you tell me who will win the Packers game so I can decide whether or not to watch it?

10/28/2018 - 1:09pm Promise me you will never…

Promise me you will never have a daughter so that she will never have to feel your cold indifference to her striving to be excellent at something.

Also promise me you will never have a son who will learn from you how to view women's accomplishments with such cold indifference.

10/27/2018 - 2:31pm I was 10 and the play came…

I was 10 and the play came right at us. We thought we had crappy end zone seats. Boy, were we wrong!

10/26/2018 - 12:40pm Looks like MSU will once…

Looks like MSU will once again be playing with some weird guys.

10/25/2018 - 2:29pm Mark Dantonio called--he…

Mark Dantonio called--he wants his sense of humor back.

10/20/2018 - 8:37pm “Jim Harbaugh and college…

“Jim Harbaugh and college students will tire of each other and he will return to the NFL.”

/ a take I definitely heard more than once 

10/20/2018 - 1:18pm I kind of understand what…

I kind of understand what you are saying but I don’t really understand what you are saying. Are insiders or non-insiders a problem? 

10/18/2018 - 8:59am A wise man once said

A wise man once said

Spartan tears taste like sugar

Even in the rain

10/17/2018 - 10:54am Surprised not to see any…

Surprised not to see any mention of Rutger in this post.

10/15/2018 - 3:55pm Uh...

Uh...

10/15/2018 - 10:03am This was the only one I…

This was the only one I could find.

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10/15/2018 - 9:58am UM and MSU are playing in…

UM and MSU are playing in London? I thought that was an NFL thing.

10/13/2018 - 9:39am I hope this doesn't come of…

I hope this doesn't come of as ageist or ableist, but what exactly is Lee Corso still doing there?

10/13/2018 - 9:12am I hear he's gonna play some…

I hear he's gonna play some safety, too. That's right, we will mos def have black on both sides of the ball.

10/12/2018 - 4:39pm In re "the most sensual of…

In re "the most sensual of all geographic objects," let me just say that you either definitely should not or definitely should do a GIS on "horny brook," depending on what your computer screen is pointing at and what kind of images you're into.

You're welcome.

Love,

El Jeffe

10/12/2018 - 8:12am Whatever the story is behind…

As a free born Wisconsite, I also loved the craft beer shade.

10/12/2018 - 8:12am Whatever the story is behind…

Whatever the story is behind the de-pluralizing of the State University of New Jersey, I'm all in.

10/11/2018 - 6:33pm Brian, you often describe…

Brian, you often describe the low or high amplitude of the points you award. Have you considered adjusting them for tempo as they do in NBA advanced stats unless you're Mike Wilbon and you think everything should be divided by 48 because that's how many minutes there are in an NBA game?

10/10/2018 - 6:15pm Right, Nebraska is more a…

Right, Nebraska is more a can of corn.

Hey-oooooo!!!

10/10/2018 - 6:10pm See, you undercut your…

See, you undercut your honorable request to help Larry Prout by referring to Ace as "fatigued."

10/10/2018 - 6:07pm Pssshhht. I donated $57.30…

Pssshhht. I donated $57.30. What a bunch of pikers some of you are.

10/10/2018 - 1:12pm Don't sleep on …

Don't sleep on "FarflungFirstBlacknorwegianelkhound"

10/10/2018 - 9:06am ldevon1 peed in his vegemite…

ldevon1 peed in his vegemite sammich.

10/09/2018 - 1:33pm Just donated. Get well soon,…

Just donated. Get well soon, Ace!

Love,

El Jeffe

10/09/2018 - 9:24am Seems like Katie Harbaugh…

Seems like Katie Harbaugh could probably take the jobs of at least half of these reporters.

And she's 7, and has no interest in sports.

10/08/2018 - 11:16pm You learn that word in…

You learn that word in cowlege.

10/08/2018 - 7:41am I agree.

Signed, a 592…

I agree.

Signed, a 592 month-old.

10/08/2018 - 7:36am I mean, I was.

I mean, I was.

10/07/2018 - 11:56pm I did not expect a Jesus…

I did not expect a Jesus Jones reference on MGoBlog.

Bully for all of you!

10/07/2018 - 4:12pm Don, you've only been…

Don, you've only been watching Michigan football for 47 years? I had you at like late 60s or so, but maybe your'e more of young pup than I thought.