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09/21/2018 - 3:45pm hey Sergeant, nice post and…

hey Sergeant, nice post and hope all is well with you

09/21/2018 - 11:05am Yes. I have been surprised…

Yes. I have been surprised at the resignation of Nebraska fans on Husker Board, Reddit, etc. Lots of blowout predictions. I don’t see it at all. If Martinez is healthy this is going to be a nailbiter. 

09/21/2018 - 1:24am this thread is gross


this thread is gross

09/20/2018 - 7:40pm I like to eat pizza

I like to eat pizza

09/20/2018 - 5:19pm Tee Martin aka Pee Fartin is…

Tee Martin aka Pee Fartin is the culprit. Darnold was a pick machine but he covered for some holistically shitballs playcalling. Helton + Martin = Hoke + Nuss. Utter disaster of a staff.

The weird part is that Helton seems to infect previously-great coaches with his shittiness. USC got special teams genius John Baxter back and their special teams are ass flavored this year.

09/20/2018 - 2:43pm u fuckin muthafucka! how…

u fuckin muthafucka! how dare u lie 2 me!!!

09/20/2018 - 2:42pm imagine if we signed all…

imagine if we signed all three. wouldn't that be cool

09/19/2018 - 11:54pm this is why nobody likes…

I love to fart out of my ass

09/19/2018 - 11:54pm damn this one is HD as heck!

damn this one is HD as heck!

09/19/2018 - 8:52pm if he loves movies, we can…

if he loves movies, we can call him Lewis Cinephile

09/19/2018 - 8:03pm whatever. we should have…

whatever. we should have done it ourselves. that game is going to piss me off for a year. Brian Kelly sucks.

09/19/2018 - 2:16pm Corn Fucker

Corn Fucker

09/19/2018 - 2:13pm i'd rather kiss on tha lips…

i'd rather kiss on tha lips than pound sand u fuckin chump. let's eat some spaghetti 2gether

09/19/2018 - 2:11pm u wish it were dead. keep…

u wish it were dead. keep praying u nervous bird

09/19/2018 - 1:20pm 4 sure. succ my balls and…

4 sure. succ my balls and welcome 2 tha board loser

09/19/2018 - 1:19pm welcome 2 tha board u piece…

welcome 2 tha board u piece of shit

09/19/2018 - 11:57am Urban Meyer is a real fuck…

Urban Meyer is a real fuck head. I'd like to take a shit on his balls.

09/18/2018 - 11:56pm U betta step it up…

U betta step it up muthafucka!!!

09/18/2018 - 8:15pm <div style="width: 100%;…
09/18/2018 - 4:04pm sure. why tha fucc not

sure. why tha fucc not

09/18/2018 - 3:48pm oral-only steroid cycles are…

oral-only steroid cycles are high-risk, low-reward. A team that just dumps crushed-up Anavar into its training table meals is not going to accomplish much

09/17/2018 - 6:44pm Daxton, Daxton

Toni Braxton…

Daxton, Daxton

Toni Braxton

Have some juice, eat some snackston

Let's Go Blue, it's so true

We want recruits just like you!

09/17/2018 - 1:52pm it is though

it is though

09/14/2018 - 3:09pm SUCC RATE


09/14/2018 - 3:06pm shooby dooby

shooby dooby

09/13/2018 - 1:10pm Larry Hughes, forever my…

Larry Hughes, forever my Wizard

09/12/2018 - 1:40am sounds good 2 me. bring this…

sounds good 2 me. bring this yung mann on board

09/12/2018 - 1:39am happy 55th birthday 2 u!!!

happy 55th birthday 2 u!!!

09/12/2018 - 1:39am I like to shooby dooby dooby

I like to shooby dooby dooby

09/10/2018 - 4:27pm yea i really don't…

yea i really don't understand the spin. Nebraska played terribly. Colorado would have put up 40+ and won easily if their geriatric kicker didn't stink so hard

09/10/2018 - 3:45pm Troy got blown out by Boise…

Troy got blown out by Boise this weekend, but they're not a walkover. I don't think Bunch can beat them, to be honest. Week 4 could be 0-3 Nebraska vs 0-4 Purdue. Then they're @ Wisconsin, @ Northwestern, Illinois, @ OSU. They finish with MSU at home then @ Iowa.

The only guaranteed win on their schedule with or without Martinez is home against Illinois. If he's hobbled or out long-term I would take the under on 5 wins.

09/10/2018 - 3:25pm yea SMU is super-duper awful…

yea SMU is super-duper awful. WMU would probably be a touchdown favorite or more. M -34 is pretty generous IMO. I would take Michigan to cover and the over. 56-7 or somesuch

08/31/2018 - 6:08pm I think so yes. Happened a…

I think so yes. Happened a while ago. Twitter also suspended his account.

08/30/2018 - 6:37pm lol that's his guidance…

lol that's his guidance counselor. thirsty ass larry

08/30/2018 - 1:52pm yea I don't see how this is…

yea I don't see how this is a good thing. I mean it speaks highly of Wadsworth but it just means the BOT will be fully Circle of Trust now.

08/29/2018 - 11:30am On the other hand, OT is…

On the other hand, OT is probably the #2 Jimmys and Joes position in the sport behind QB. You can't scheme a guy faster or stronger. At some point the LT is going 1-on-1 with a rhinoceros and you have to believe he's got the chops to hold it off. 

08/28/2018 - 3:41pm ban them from what? the…

ban them from what? the solar system?

08/28/2018 - 3:40pm it's not a whimsical topic

it's not a whimsical topic

08/27/2018 - 7:45pm Michigan 28 - 13 Notre Dame

Michigan 28 - 13 Notre Dame

08/27/2018 - 6:39pm MORE


08/27/2018 - 3:33pm I love ding-dong bing-bongs

I love ding-dong bing-bongs

08/27/2018 - 1:19pm Yes


08/26/2018 - 7:40pm OhioAtty14 will find a way…

OhioAtty14 will find a way to conclude that Urban Meyer deserves a public apology and $50 million in civil suit compensation

08/26/2018 - 4:16pm that's not so bad

that's not so bad

08/25/2018 - 10:46pm RIP Mr. McCain

RIP Mr. McCain

08/25/2018 - 10:45pm smell my anus

smell my anus

08/25/2018 - 3:04am Not possible. Carriers save…

Not possible. Carriers save metadata but not actual content. Certainly not over a year old

08/24/2018 - 9:09pm We made a clerical error and…

We made a clerical error and enrolled George Jeff, Jr instead

08/24/2018 - 7:07pm shift it how? Urban…

shift it how? Urban sheltered the guy for ten years. His reputation is cratered.

08/24/2018 - 10:32am We will all send Zach…

We will all send Zach bouquets of flowers for being so mean to him! We will hire a skywriter to say SORRY MISTER ZACH SIR all across the big beautiful United States!