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11/18/2018 - 1:21pm Eric Gray

Isaac Weiss

Eric Gray

Isaac Weiss

11/17/2018 - 8:22pm Fuck John O'Neill

Fuck John O'Neill

11/17/2018 - 7:45pm backfill for Eric Gray I'm…

backfill for Eric Gray I'm guessing

11/16/2018 - 4:08pm ND will force Syracuse to…

ND will force Syracuse to smell their ass. I don't think this game is nearly as close as people want it to be. 42-17 Notre Dame victory

11/16/2018 - 2:56pm Patterson has one carry for…
Patterson has one carry for a 70-yard touchdown
11/15/2018 - 8:51pm peepee


11/15/2018 - 7:24pm Porkus and Malorkus

Porkus and Malorkus

11/15/2018 - 5:52pm Today we settle all family… Today we settle all family business
11/15/2018 - 5:50pm sounds like he lives in The…

sounds like he lives in The Shire

11/15/2018 - 4:04pm I don't get it

I don't get it

11/15/2018 - 2:05am even if Nova stinks, this is…

even if Nova stinks, this is simply not what Beilein teams do in November.

11/12/2018 - 3:02pm I don't think there's an…

I don't think there's an elaborate answer. He's a sophomore coming from poor HS competition. He's just deep on the depth chart. He'll get a chance next spring

11/12/2018 - 12:03pm his name is Dr. Barry…

his name is Dr. Barry McCockiner

11/11/2018 - 6:27pm remember this is the guy who…

remember this is the guy who declared victory when a restraining order was granted against him

11/11/2018 - 6:16pm hmm it works 4 me

hmm it works 4 me

11/11/2018 - 11:58am He’s from West Lafayette. He…

He’s from West Lafayette. He doesn’t give a shiggity about Louisville 

11/09/2018 - 7:33pm Speight's high school injury…

Speight's high school injury was freakish and catastrophic. His collarbone basically disintegrated. I would be Xtremely surprised if McCaffrey's break were that bad. He didn't even leave the game until the next play was over.

11/09/2018 - 4:02pm He's been able to…

He's been able to concentrate better without the raging libido, since the Huron River only has freshwater bass

11/08/2018 - 12:21pm my parents came to Ann Arbor…

my parents came to Ann Arbor for Thanksgiving one year and we were in the same predicament, looking for a restaurant. Eventually we noticed that people were streaming into Cottage Inn -- we didn't want pizza, really, but hey.

We entered and tried to give our name to the hostess -- she just looked us up and down and said you can sit anywhere. As we scanned the room for a table we realized that they were hosting Thanksgiving for the homeless. We snuck out as quickly as we could.

We still think about that poor hostess, biting her tongue so professionally when a very obviously not-homeless family strolled in and asked for a meal.

11/08/2018 - 1:47am Rick's duh

Rick's duh

11/07/2018 - 12:23pm Terns?


11/06/2018 - 7:10pm It might take a few weeks,…

It might take a few weeks, like when David Underwood and Max Martin started over Mike Hart in 2004, but Zach Charbonnet will be the draught horse by B1G season.

11/05/2018 - 6:46pm is Prahst playing against…

is Prahst playing against the Baltimore Colts in that photo?

11/04/2018 - 11:59pm That is the full game…

That is the full game

11/04/2018 - 9:04pm Here you go mera bhaisaab ji.

Here you go mera bhaisaab ji.

11/04/2018 - 7:17pm he means Morkus

he means Morkus

11/02/2018 - 5:47pm hello Tom VH. sitting…

hello Tom VH. sitting silently

11/02/2018 - 2:04pm Go to your cousin's game…

Go to your cousin's game. The Michigan game will be easy to watch in full afterwards, regardless of DVR. It will be on the ESPN app or YouTube or Pistachio Network Flex on the Haters.

11/02/2018 - 12:16pm PSU practice has been…

PSU practice has been surprisingly leaky -- their 247 site posted some really detailed notes yesterday, including a reveal of a secret defensive package for Micah Parsons. I was shocked that Franklin would allow it.

Anyway I would bet McSorley has looked gimpy and/or other contributors have been sitting out, and the news has made its way to Vegas.

11/01/2018 - 6:58pm I'm a fan

I'm a fan

11/01/2018 - 4:59pm IMO there are way too many…

IMO there are way too many Culver's driving down from GR. We need highway burger diversification.

11/01/2018 - 2:58pm won't happen as long as…

won't happen as long as Delany is around

10/31/2018 - 8:33pm 1. I am a YUNG MANN with a…

1. I am a YUNG MANN with a BIG BUTT and DIARRHEA


3. She is SUPER COOL

10/30/2018 - 6:12pm That's So Rutger!


That's So Rutger!

Fridays on UPN

10/30/2018 - 10:53am Also also, RR was fired from…

Also also, RR was fired from Arizona for bribing his mistress and sexually harassing an employee. So even if he had a plaque before it would probably be taken down now.

10/29/2018 - 9:26pm The #1 Dad Move is to hold a…

The #1 Dad Move is to hold a stud finder and point it at yourself

10/29/2018 - 8:31pm College Football Master Race

College Football Master Race

10/29/2018 - 7:39pm usually it gets a good…

usually it gets a good hearty laff. oh well

10/29/2018 - 6:28pm so Pee Fartin is not fired,…

so Pee Fartin is not fired, just demoted? I'm sure that won't affect his performance at all

10/29/2018 - 3:25pm did u know?

Michigan @…

did u know?

Michigan @ Rutgers 2016 was a night game.

can u believe it!

10/28/2018 - 11:53pm young men all across the…

young men all across the country are addicted to cornography

10/28/2018 - 11:53pm Shawn Smell Fartin

Shawn Smell Fartin

10/28/2018 - 9:51pm AND please and thanks.

AND please and thanks.

10/28/2018 - 9:30pm suicide is mandatory

shutter the program

10/28/2018 - 7:57pm practice leaks

practice leaks

10/28/2018 - 4:48pm Midweek line movement will…

Midweek line movement will tell us a lot about McSorley's health, IMO.

10/28/2018 - 1:47pm penis.

I hope all the cool teams win and the lame teams lose

10/28/2018 - 12:06pm my dad's favorite Tiger

my dad's favorite Tiger

10/28/2018 - 12:36am Arizona is kicking Oregon…

Arizona is kicking Oregon around like a bunch of diggity shiggity

10/27/2018 - 8:10pm BORING