Zach Harrison Tweet: "Most Confused I've Ever Been"
Five-state Ohio DE Zach Harrison tweeted out this cryptic tweet last night: "This is the most confused I've ever been in my life." That's all he wrote. No other clues. LINK
Coming on the heels of Urban Meyer's health update yesterday, Sam Webb was speculating this morning what this tweet meant, since Zach is probably the most close-to-the-vest player he's ever met. Could be he was leaning OSU, and now he's not.
I choose to believe it's promising news, because I want to.
October 31st, 2018 at 2:47 PM ^
COUNTERSTRIKE
October 31st, 2018 at 3:42 PM ^
I think you mean Tilted Towers or Risky Reels?
October 31st, 2018 at 1:06 PM ^
He's a HS teenager...none of this shit means anything until NSD
October 31st, 2018 at 1:16 PM ^
Seriously...this could have meant Chicken Nuggets or Pizza Rolls for dinner.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:43 PM ^
Why not both?
November 1st, 2018 at 12:51 PM ^
Why not neither?
October 31st, 2018 at 1:44 PM ^
I hope he is eating better than that on a regular basis.
October 31st, 2018 at 2:02 PM ^
Lobster, or the cracked crab?
October 31st, 2018 at 3:11 PM ^
As long as he doesnt get it from Jameis Winston!
October 31st, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
i think you could leave off "until NSD" and the statement still holds
October 31st, 2018 at 1:37 PM ^
Right. He could easily also just be trolling the thousands of adult humans analyzing his every move. I think these kids should do more of that.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:07 PM ^
If we were the presumed leader as some speculated, maybe it’s not good news. Either way, best not to over analyze tweets.
October 31st, 2018 at 2:45 PM ^
I kind of feel sorry for the kid. If he really wanted to go to Ohio State he would have said so already. Can't imagine the pressure he's feeling simply because he wants to get away from home and figure out his life like every other college kid.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:08 PM ^
"What does your heart tell you??? . . . I''m sorry to hear that." - Jerry McGuirre
October 31st, 2018 at 1:09 PM ^
He's probably 4 chapters into Game of Thrones.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
i think you mean 5 books
October 31st, 2018 at 1:09 PM ^
I was confused about a lot of things in high school
October 31st, 2018 at 2:50 PM ^
You will not go blind. That was a lie.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:09 PM ^
He's probably half way through the Guy Ritchie film Revolver.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:09 PM ^
He just drank 2% milk and whole milk and they were both delicious.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:10 PM ^
Last night's episode of "The Gifted".
October 31st, 2018 at 1:11 PM ^
If Michigan wins out, Urban Meyer retires, he's probably coming here.
If Ohio State rights the ship, beats Michigan, Urban stays, he's probably going there.
Just keep winning.
November 1st, 2018 at 3:21 AM ^
October 31st, 2018 at 1:12 PM ^
Hey Zach, I agree. LSU at #3 is very confusing.
October 31st, 2018 at 5:10 PM ^
It's not that confusing, they have TV commercials to sell.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:15 PM ^
He was really trying to decide which counterstrike guy he should trust
October 31st, 2018 at 1:15 PM ^
I choose to believe that Harrison cracked open a copy of Of Grammatology.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:16 PM ^
considering that he is a "five state ohio" that might be the confusion right there. Ohio is barely 1 state...
October 31st, 2018 at 1:43 PM ^
DAMMIT! WE NEED TO BE ABLE TO EDIT POSTS!
October 31st, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
All cryptic news is positive news, just like all off-season weight gain is good weight gain.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
Damn.. That kid is dedicated to play football in five different states at the same time.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:17 PM ^
All cryptic news is positive news, just like all off-season weight gain is good weight gain and all off-season weight loss is good weight loss.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:21 PM ^
I think he was leaning PSU and just realized franklin sucks as a coach.
October 31st, 2018 at 4:47 PM ^
I was going to make an effort at seriousness and ask if PSU is still in it for Zach, and I presume that the answer is yes.
46% OSU, 44% UM, 10% PSU? Something like that? I get the confusion, when there are three schools in the mix. Maybe a fourth school came up with a nice presentation.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:21 PM ^
Briefs or boxers????
October 31st, 2018 at 1:35 PM ^
boxer briefs
October 31st, 2018 at 1:22 PM ^
If he thinks he’s confused, he should talk to Bruce Jenner
October 31st, 2018 at 4:27 PM ^
Yikes
October 31st, 2018 at 1:23 PM ^
Well, to play devil's advocate, it sounds as though Harbaugh might have been doing a little damage control this morning: https://www.freep.com/story/sports/college/university-michigan/wolverines/2018/10/31/michigan-football-rashan-gary-injury/1830253002/
If Rashan and his mother took issue with the way Harbaugh presented things after the MSU game, I can't say I would blame them. It's possible Ms. Coney-Shephard expressed some frustration with the way things were communicated publicly.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:44 PM ^
Nice Gentleman Broncos reference btw. Couldn't pass that up. Sam Rockwell's all-time best performance.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:52 PM ^
You took my nads, Dennis!
October 31st, 2018 at 1:25 PM ^
I can't begin to know the pressure this young man is feeling about this decision.
However, once you get to his level as an athlete, and are considering one of 3 blue-blood football programs, and 3 very respected academic institutions (one obviously much better than the others) you have to kind of forget about all that.
Who will my teammates be? My classmates? What will life be like outside of and after football? He's probably smart enough to be doing this anyway, but I really think at this point all the "other" factors should be the most important.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:31 PM ^
Obviously tweeted this after Kanye disassociated himself from Blexit.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:35 PM ^
I too wonder why there won’t be a Batman spinoff from Gotham. Very confusing
October 31st, 2018 at 1:36 PM ^
https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/casino1.gif?w=360&zoom=2
"Maybe if I stick your f*uckin' face through that window over here you'll get unconfused."
October 31st, 2018 at 1:38 PM ^
He's probably decided which girl to date. High school kids man, think of what you were really concerned about at that age.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:52 PM ^
He definitely just had a bowl of Grape-Nuts.
No grapes. No nuts. What the hell.
October 31st, 2018 at 1:53 PM ^
This is how I feel when I comb through the comments on the bi-weekly "how to stream Michigan games on your PlaystationVueYoutubeSlingAppleDirectTV setup"
October 31st, 2018 at 1:59 PM ^
Hope this isn't another najee harris all over again.