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11/13/2018 - 1:00pm Dude, holy shit, I thought…

Dude, holy shit, I thought Lavert Hill had a dislocated foot.  Frantically started to search when the hell he hurt his foot.

11/12/2018 - 8:09am Need to put Rutgers in the…

Need to put Rutgers in the Benjy catapult. 

11/05/2018 - 1:43pm Man, that picture gets me…

Man, that picture gets me every single time.

10/31/2018 - 1:10pm Kit Kat

Kit Kat

10/31/2018 - 1:09pm He's probably half way…

He's probably half way through the Guy Ritchie film Revolver.

10/29/2018 - 6:14pm I was nodding my head in…

Aggressively nodding my head in agreement until that shot at Arby's.  The roast beef gyro with horsey and arby's sauce mixed together is incredible.  I mean, yeah, it's no Roman burger, but what is? 

10/29/2018 - 2:17pm Haley didn't respect Hue at…

Haley didn't respect Hue at all.  Word is he was leaking things anonymously, and undermining him.  Whether or not he was right in doing so because Hue is an idiot, you can't have a culture that's as toxic as that influencing a young team.  I think Dorsey was just sick of all of it. 

There are stories floating around of players showing up late to meetings and not really being disciplined by Hue.  I don't know Haley very well since he hasn't been here too long, but from what I saw on hard knocks, he seems to be intolerant of bullshit like that.

10/29/2018 - 1:42pm +11 in turnovers, #1 in the…

+11 in turnovers, #1 in the league, and he was 2-5-1.  Hue is the only guy in history who could still somehow produce a stat that's more pathetic than his record, good riddance. 

10/26/2018 - 3:06pm He's trying to follow the…

He's trying to follow the Skip Bayless/cowherd playbook.  Say stupid shit that is so stupid even the people who know you're full of it can't resist reading the article.  Look, here we are talking about him. 

10/19/2018 - 4:49pm Since I can't find Blantons…

Since I can't find Blantons anywhere, I went with a Woodford.

09/29/2018 - 9:56am I hope we stomp them.  I…

I hope we stomp them.  I will never forget Fitzgerald jumping around on the sidelines like a 6 year old. 

09/26/2018 - 4:16pm Basically everything…

Basically everything mGrowOld said.

09/21/2018 - 8:21am I was there too, I concur. 

I was there too, I concur. 

09/18/2018 - 1:27pm It reminds me of Myles…

It reminds me of Myles Garrett, athletic freak who's stat sheet didn't translate.  But here we are 13 games into his NFL career and he has 9 sacks.  I think it's just that the coaches have decided that they're not going to let Gary beat them, and Winovich is capitalizing.

I think Gary is affecting the games more than we could ever know.

09/12/2018 - 11:28am Did you ever take Schmitty's…

Did you ever take Schmitty's suggestion, and start using blankets?

09/12/2018 - 11:20am Why is it called Ovaltine?

Why is it called Ovaltine?

The cup is round, the jar is round....

08/31/2018 - 2:56pm Yup, I stopped logging into…

Yup, I stopped logging into facebook 6 years ago.  I started to hate every person I knew, figured that wasn't a good thing.

08/23/2018 - 3:49pm This is the first thing I…

This is the first thing I thought about as well.  He will absolutely getting a standing O.

08/09/2018 - 9:08am Tell that to Thomas Rawls…

           Tell that to Thomas Rawls

           and Ryan Mundy.

08/08/2018 - 9:42am They know what the story is…

They know what the story is.

All he has to do is win the first few games, and all of this will die down. 

For fuck's sake, Penn State honored Paterno at half time of a game last year.

07/03/2018 - 9:28am Hilarious


07/02/2018 - 4:42pm I enjoy that all of you…

I enjoy that all of you think a guy who has made the All Star team once in his career can take the team over the top without Kyrie.

Kyrie is a fucking weirdo, but he's one of the most talented scorers I have ever seen.  The Warriors had no answer for him, they could only hope that he missed.

07/02/2018 - 9:14am Stop it, no other team is…

Stop it, no other team is winning a championship while the Warriors are together.  He sure as hell won't do it this upcoming year with the 4th best team in the West, and then after that he will be 35 years old.

The only team that will have a chance is Boston because of their athletic ability to defend.

07/01/2018 - 8:39pm It was a fun ride, he got me…

It was a fun ride, he got me a title, he can do whatever he wants. 

I'm just glad I don't have to deal with this shit anymore (the speculation and constant drama, obviously the finals runs were fun). 

06/13/2018 - 11:44am Old, just being honest.

Old, just being honest.

06/06/2018 - 9:28am Yes, in some cases animals…

Yes, in some cases animals do grieve.

Our neighbors cat is basically our cat too.  He pops over everyday, if he comes over late enough we let him spend the night. 

When my neighbor's dog died, the cat chewed all of the fur off of his legs because he was so upset.

Sorry for your loss, as a person who grew up with animals they really are a part of the family.  I cried my eyes out when we had to put our cat down.  2 new kittens was the only thing that helped the family get over it.

06/01/2018 - 1:11pm Seems like they sell a shitload of Pacificas

I can't drive 10 minutes without seeing one.

05/28/2018 - 9:14pm The LeBron hate is hilarious

Just listen to Brad Stevens, who I respect more than anyone, and his comments about LeBron after the game. It tells the story.

LeBron is guilty of loving drama too much, but he's a fucking physical marvel, and we may never see another player like him.

The guy just swept the #1 seed and won a game 7 in the hardest building on the planet to win a game 7 with a team that wouldn't win 12 games without him.

05/28/2018 - 9:10pm The Cavs were 9/35

Including one of the top 5 shooters of all time going 1/6.

Your argument could just as easily go the other way.

05/28/2018 - 8:58pm You're so right

We would have rather not had a championship, and we would have rather had a team that hinged on an often injured fucking weirdo who thinks the earth is flat, Dion Waiters, Andrew Wiggins and David Blatt.

Thanks though, that post was hilarious.

05/24/2018 - 7:39am Money for people

Money for people

05/18/2018 - 8:21am I also wonder what would make someone play at their best

At age 35...

05/17/2018 - 3:42pm Dude, it's UCF

I hate Scott Frost as much as everyone else, but it's not like he was Larry Coker taking over the NFL team that Butch Davis assembled.

05/15/2018 - 2:20pm Seconded


05/09/2018 - 2:23pm I will never thank Sashi

He designed and implemented a plan to purposely lose.  Fine, just publicly apologize, admit what you did, and refund every fucking ticket from the 2016 and 2017 season.  The only person I hate more is Haslam for being stupid enough to go along with it.

The NBA is the only league where purposely tanking makes sense.  You can never win a championship without at least 1 superstar.  With only 5 players on the court, one player really can make a difference, and the only real chance at drafting one is to be in the lottery.

I'm also still waiting for Hue to jump in the damn lake like he said he would.

05/08/2018 - 4:05pm 1968 Yenko Camaro

1968 Yenko Camaro

05/07/2018 - 10:05am I always have the same response to this debate

I could never bet money against Jordan.

05/07/2018 - 10:00am His Ohio state fandom is completely overblown

He's an Ohio State fan because it doesn't hurt him not to be at this point.  I see it more as a political move.

In 2007 he sat in Jacob's Field during a playoff series with New York wearing a Yankees hat.  Then during the 2016 MLB playoffs he's decked out in Tribe gear.

If the 1 year rule was in play, I would have bet more money on him playing at Akron with his best friends Dru Joyce/Romeo Travis than Ohio State.

05/04/2018 - 3:38pm Are you shitting me?

Are you shitting me?

05/04/2018 - 10:15am Here, I found it

05/03/2018 - 12:11pm Bingo

Reminds me of some comments that Kalis made when Drevno came in about how much different things were.

05/03/2018 - 7:34am Double post

Double post

05/03/2018 - 7:33am I'll go ahead and assume

That you have been a fan of an Eastern Conference team for the last 7 years that LeBron hasn't played for.

05/02/2018 - 4:55pm You're blaming the player for the contract that

Your team was stupid enough to offer him?  He has averaged 28 HRs and 98 RBIs per season with the Angels.  Worth his contract, no, but not exactly pedestrian numbers.


"No thanks, I'd prefer to make less money."

-Nobody, ever

05/02/2018 - 4:44pm I think because of the short shorts

People also ignored that he was one of the dirtiest players ever.

05/02/2018 - 4:29pm I currently have no explanation for him

Throughout the playoffs it's as if he has forgotten how to play basketball.  He was downright painful to watch in Game 1.

LeBron's style and Love's game should mesh perfectly on paper, but it just never came together.

05/02/2018 - 4:24pm Iverson had the greatest handle I have ever seen

It was like the basketball was a part of his body, but I will say that Kyrie is damn close.

04/24/2018 - 1:00pm Gardenhire is a hell of a manager

As a Tribe fan I couldn't stand going up against his Twins teams, and I was not happy to see him back in the division.

04/20/2018 - 8:52am I met him twice

Hell of a character, hilarious, one of the nicest men I've ever met.

People like Earle Bruce are what make this rivalry great.

04/18/2018 - 9:58am You're the reason the internet sucks

25 years ago you would have been the same bitter asshole, except only the people in your immediate vicinity would have been aware of you.  Now, I have to know that you exist.