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11/13/2018 - 7:52pm I have no evidence…

I have no evidence whatsoever, but based on the way it happened I'd say it was 100% Harbaugh.

He grew up with the rivalry and played in it.  Probably just said "it's important Wade, make it happen".

11/13/2018 - 7:46pm They're even farther East…

They're even farther East than East Dakota is . . . I like it.  
But they don't get to touch the fucking Jug.  
It's New Jersey, we can play for penicillin shots.

11/13/2018 - 11:53am 5 games




5 games




1st round


11/13/2018 - 11:07am If you are indeed thinking…

If you are indeed thinking grand context, then you sure as hell better include East Dakota.

If Chicago still had a football team I'd include them as well.

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11/13/2018 - 10:45am Jo Don Baker as Kit Carson,…

Jo Don Baker as Kit Carson, always a classic.

11/12/2018 - 2:23pm There's a pretty easy…

There's a pretty easy solution to all of this. (at least for the next 2 games)

Everyone in the booth shut up and just run a mic feed from Chase Winovich for the entirety of the game.

11/12/2018 - 11:32am Now that I think about it;…

Now that I think about it; three (almost equally talented) freshmen WRs, bad QB play, and no WR coach . . . we were lucky we didn't lose one to transfer after last season.

I think it speaks to how much of a family this team is.

11/12/2018 - 8:57am Well thanks Magnus.


Well thanks Magnus.

Your stream of piss is mostly on target in my bowl of Cornflakes, let me slide it a liiiiiiittle bit closer for you.


Unfortunately, I kinda agree with you.


11/12/2018 - 8:44am (No subject)
11/11/2018 - 1:46pm Don't forget The Fleckster;…

Don't forget The Fleckster; the B1g needs to put them all in a house together for the summer a-la MTV.

11/11/2018 - 1:35pm hey did u hear that there's…

hey did u hear that there's this guy who thinks that UMbig11 is this other guy whom the 1st guy seems to have a problem with because he said things and then the first guy was an asshole and got banned so now he says Umbig11 is this other guy and it matters a whole lot because 1st guy now on 2nd account thinks it's important but didn't get a response so then kept being a jerk and got banned for second time by insisting Umbig11 is the other guy cause he won't talk to him so created a 3r and/or 4th account to keep suggesting that Umbig11 is the same guy as he first said he was that got him banned for being a jerk in the first place?

it's news to me.

11/11/2018 - 10:27am Weather is only a part of it…

Weather is only a part of it.

MANY of us will be bringing kids/family to this game.    The 4pm start means more tailgating time (yay) but not always so good for wives and kids that have few options to warm up and/or be entertained compared to sept.

The 4pm start kills all other options for the day, no getting home with a bit of daylight for outdoor work.  Yet if you want to find decent parking you still have to get there early.

Many tailgates are centered around food/mealtime.  (again, family matters)  So the 4pm time means you either have to be up & running to do lunch and then keep snacking. The game is going on when people/kids are again hungry at supper time.  This also kills any after game supper plans.

The 4pm start also means a game ending way after supper so Ann Arbor becomes a traffic clusterfuck with everyone trying to leave town instead of staying for a while.  

The PSU-beatdown afterglow was nice, and soothed some of the traffic frustration, not so sure mighty Indiana is going to have a similar feel.

Just seems like a perfect storm of less than ideal circumstances.



11/11/2018 - 9:04am That sucks.

Kind of screws…

That sucks.

Kind of screws up my tailgate travel/meal-time plan and AA will be a nightmare of traffic again.

and in fucking November?

Give me a noon game, or a true night game, and stop with this in-between BULLSHIT!

11/10/2018 - 6:20pm Ok I lol'd at that Harbaugh…

Ok I lol'd at that "Harbaugh gets a souvenir" line.

11/10/2018 - 3:42pm No No, I just heard it from…

No No, I just heard it from the announcers.  "Masterful job by the OSU D"

That explains everything!

11/10/2018 - 3:37pm The Fuck?

Did I just hear …

The Fuck?

Did I just hear "Masterful job by this Ohio State defense"?

against Sharty?


11/10/2018 - 2:06pm It's going to be Martell…

It's going to be Martell taking 50% of the snaps and running wild for at least the 1st half against us.

Michigan will probably be down a TD at halftime.  

Adjustments after that will decide the game.

11/10/2018 - 8:46am Yes

and Yes.

I'm also…


and Yes.

I'm also going to check out a bit of the Indiana game because I want to see for myself that all the CHAOS demons have been exercised this year.

11/09/2018 - 11:38pm drinking my own tears


drinking my own tears

never should have broken up with her.


11/09/2018 - 8:16pm yes, all 3 of them.

yes, all 3 of them.

11/09/2018 - 4:12pm Yes.

and while I do think…


and while I do think McElwain & staff deserve SOME credit . .  Sophomore receivers almost always MUCH better than Freshman receivers.

Also SHAE!

11/09/2018 - 8:12am The first person I ever see…

The first person I ever see wearing one of those helmets I'm going to beat to death.

With my penis.

11/09/2018 - 7:36am Ooh O0h take pictures for me…

Ooh O0h take pictures for me!  mine's in a month (yay-ish 53)

11/09/2018 - 7:32am (No subject)
11/07/2018 - 8:58pm I may very well be mistaken,…

I may very well be mistaken, but I thought the "pre-upped" thumb was a sign that someone upvoted their own comment?

here, I'll try it.

Edit:  I've upvoted myself, does anyone else see a dark blue thumbs up?

11/07/2018 - 8:48pm hey aren't you supposed to…

hey aren't you supposed to be "Ekke Ptang"?

11/06/2018 - 8:16pm Watching the 300lb manly…

Watching the 300lb manly football players making snow angels in the end zone was awesome.  Mature for their age, shouldering responsibility and intense pressure on a daily basis and then . . . acting like the kids they actually still are.

Just fun to see.

11/05/2018 - 10:23pm Not so great version of a…

Not so great version of a great song by The Call (1986)


11/05/2018 - 10:05pm B1G championships don't grow…

B1G championships don't grow on trees.

Whatever gets Michigan closer is fine by me.  Go MSU

11/05/2018 - 9:42pm He'll start by sacrificing…

He'll start by sacrificing chickens, but it's going to take the whole barnyard.

11/05/2018 - 9:29pm Some great quotes
- Saturday…

Some great quotes

on defense.

Saturday’s game felt like a Faces of Death VHS tape. I didn’t make it through the whole thing, but I have rewound the tape and will take it back to Video Connection in the morning.


-There are Michigan defenders running in all directions on every snap, but they all know exactly where they’re going. You could call them robots, but they violate the First Law of Robotics on every play.

11/05/2018 - 9:01pm No, it would run the single…

No, it would run the single option,

and that option would be Ben Mason.

11/05/2018 - 7:00pm They ARE very similar, but…

They ARE very similar, but belief encompasses the entire groin area.

11/05/2018 - 3:55pm you misspelled hysteric.

you misspelled hysteric.

11/05/2018 - 3:54pm It must mean we suck this…

It must mean we suck this year.


11/05/2018 - 1:05pm Yeah, people don't…

Yeah, people don't understand what experience and the new & improved o-line has meant to this team.

I mean, look at Higdon. always one of my favorites, always has run hard . . .  always misses the occasional hole.  He is much improved, and while i know much of the credit goes to his hard work, most of the credit should go to the 0-line (& some to the Qb/play design, etc.)

The receivers always had talent, but are now older, better blockers, perfecting routes, maybe even McElwain is contributing?

Is Shae better?  Of course, but a heathier Brandon Peters with matured receivers, behind this O-line and a strong run game is a luxury he NEVER had last year.

Give the guy a chance before doom predictions.

11/02/2018 - 6:47pm Obviously not reality, but I…

Obviously not reality, but I always picture Bo on his deathbed with a viselike grip on the front of Harbaugh's shirt,  pulling him down to his face like some dying Army hero, or italian mob boss or something.  "Promise me you'll always have a fullback Jimmy, PROMISE MEeeeeeeee" and he collapses.

11/02/2018 - 5:21pm Yeah, when a "commit" says…

Yeah, when a "commit" says he'll hopefully pick the right school, things are looking shaky.

11/02/2018 - 10:54am Don't forget, we're going to…

Don't forget, we're going to FSU for Spring Break to kick their ass, then up the coast to SC to kick them in the teeth.

Just for fun we could have a summer visit to Utah to abuse the Utes a bit as well.

11/01/2018 - 10:27pm and if you want to rail at…

and if you want to rail at the bloodymindedness of the universe you can remember that he has beaten OSU (once) and has a (barely deserved) B1G trophy on his shelf.

11/01/2018 - 10:08pm Send up the MGo bat signal…

Send up the MGo bat signal for Chunkums.

11/01/2018 - 9:18pm pretty sure its Fayegggan.

pretty sure its Fayegggan.

11/01/2018 - 9:13pm He's going to be in the refs…

He's going to be in the refs ears about it from the first minute.

I wouldn't be surprised if we see a lot of call against us.  Home field doesn't matter much for Michigan when officiating is involved.

11/01/2018 - 11:47am Recent Comments

Recent Comments


11/01/2018 - 11:29am What if LSU pounds the crap…

What if LSU pounds the crap out of them?  Beat them like 49 - 13 or something like that.  I thing they'd have to drop Alabama pretty far for that.

All of this is academic anyway, LSU isn't beating them.

11/01/2018 - 9:12am That doesn't work when I'm…

That doesn't work when I'm logged onto my account, only when I'm logged out.

11/01/2018 - 9:06am Michigan media (including…

Michigan media (including this site) needs to start ignoring Marcus.  He thrives on attention, both positive and negative, and all we're doing is giving him what he wants.

Something is clearly wrong with him and I hope he gets the help he needs.  Or shuts the fuck up at least.

11/01/2018 - 8:43am I had it set at 300 on 2.0,…

I had it set at 300 on 2.0, which was enough to view most threads in their entirety. 

And being able to view my own post history would be nice.  It's hard to keep track of conversations in multiple threads without that option. 

10/30/2018 - 5:13pm I like to take my daughter…


10/30/2018 - 3:33pm Anyone surprised by this has…

Anyone surprised by this has been living in a cave for the last few years.

Evil always wins.

10/30/2018 - 3:26pm Good.

No sympathy for the…


No sympathy for the enemy.

10/30/2018 - 2:14pm Everyone over 25 is getting…

Everyone over 25 is getting mouth / throat / face / cancer from all the pussy we ate before the HPV vaccine came out anyway.

10/30/2018 - 1:12pm My wife and I quit using…

My wife and I quit using Chantix when it first came out.  It worked great, except for the nightmares, depression, and psychotic episodes. 

10/30/2018 - 1:04pm Found McElwain's account.

Found McElwain's account.

10/30/2018 - 12:49pm I feel sorry for you.  I…

I feel sorry for you.  I really do.  I hope you get the help you need some day.

10/30/2018 - 12:48pm You're right, bad example. …

You're right, bad example.  Just making the point that we should be going after the fatties just as hard as the tobacco users.

10/30/2018 - 12:46pm I'm wearing a nicotine patch…

I'm wearing a nicotine patch right now.  It's not working all that well.

Are you sure it's tobacco free and not just smoke free?  Because that's a stupid rule if it's true.  I get banning smoking, but banning someone from using a product that is only harming the person using it makes my blood boil.

10/30/2018 - 11:52am Being obese is just as…

Being obese is just as harmful as using tobacco.  Is Mattison embarrassing the school by being 100 pounds overweight?  Does he deserve ridicule?

10/30/2018 - 11:00am Wireless technology is…

Wireless technology is witchcraft. He doesn't trust it. 

10/30/2018 - 10:57am I say 4, but it will…

I say 4, but it will probably be 6.

10/30/2018 - 10:49am I'll bet you're fun at…

I'll bet you're fun at parties.

It's a little chewing tobacco, not heroin.


10/30/2018 - 10:47am You know why.  Tobacco is…

You know why.  Tobacco is the devil's lettuce and anyone that uses any tobacco related or nicotine containing product is deserving of ridicule.

For all I care, he can smoke a blunt or a crack pipe on the sidelines as long as he keeps winning.

10/30/2018 - 9:47am I've been to all 4 and had a…

I've been to all 4 and had a good time (not so much in Nashville though).  Miami is more North Havana than old CSA, Chapel Hill is a college town, and New Orleans is Disney World for alcoholics.

When I think of the south it's east Texas, AL and MS, Macon GA, and other places with a population below say 200k.  Places where the stars and bars are as common as the stars and stripes. 

10/30/2018 - 9:28am Hoke was also the DL coach…

Hoke was also the DL coach when we won the NC in 97.

He deserves a plaque.

10/30/2018 - 9:12am Whatever.  The south sucks. 

Whatever.  The south sucks. 

10/29/2018 - 9:32pm Sometimes I'm shit faced at…

Sometimes I'm shit faced at 9 on Monday too. I try to stay off the internet. 

10/29/2018 - 5:24pm Outstanding!

Hopefully he…


Hopefully he'll stop by Crisler and rehang some banners.

Love the Fab 5

10/29/2018 - 3:50pm Friend of mine played…

Friend of mine played basketball for Michigan in the early 80's (you'd know his name) and he said that Brandon was a total cunt to all of the former players.  Wanted them to pay for their own alumni event tickets and shit like that.  Hackett fixed all of that really fast.

He also said that he didn't get jack shit in the form of impermissible benefits as a student (and he was talented enough that he would have been offered them), only gear.  I never saw him more excited than we we signed the Nike / Jumpman deal.  He said that it would make a big difference with certain recruits. 

Not really sure where I was going with this.

Brandon was a cunt.

10/29/2018 - 3:42pm And Rutger had like 200…

And Rutger had like 200 recruits there to see it.

10/29/2018 - 3:12pm Those are actual jobs though…

Those are actual jobs though.  Anything about his tweet indicate to you that he would want one of those?

10/29/2018 - 3:00pm If he's looking for actual…

If he's looking for actual feces I'm sure there's more than enough to go around at that cow college.

Cow patties and rape.  Plenty of both in East Lansing.

10/29/2018 - 2:57pm Play that game early so the…

Play that game early so the team can enjoy the rest of the day.

And by enjoy the day I mean take the earliest flight possible back to Ann Arbor.

10/29/2018 - 2:36pm Yeah, they should probably…

Yeah, they should probably just stop testing for weed.  Like how MSU doesn't test for roids.

10/29/2018 - 2:34pm He probably has a plan to…

He probably has a plan to shut them out completely.  I'd hate to be the team that Don Brown wakes up every morning thinking about.

10/29/2018 - 11:39am I don't know much about his…

I don't know much about his background but I got the impression that he was just one of those guys that wasn't ready for a school like Michigan.

I hope he does well (football and otherwise).

10/29/2018 - 11:37am He's at an FCS school doing…

He's at an FCS school doing basically nothing, so you're probably right.

10/29/2018 - 11:34am Dylan Crawford could catch. …

Dylan Crawford could catch.  Kekoa?  Not so much.

Should have kept the old name.

10/29/2018 - 11:31am I thought Walker was going…

I thought Walker was going to be awesome at Michigan.

But he clearly wasn't ready.


10/29/2018 - 11:03am I'd say those criteria hold…

I'd say those criteria hold true today.

Apparently I have one friend.

10/29/2018 - 10:24am If I had that much I sure as…

If I had that much I sure as hell wouldn't waste it on watching a movie.

10/28/2018 - 9:47am That's funny. You think Don…

That's funny. You think Don Brown, the man that has woken up in anger thinking about PSU every day for a year, is going to let them score 24 points?


10/27/2018 - 1:36pm I don't know about that…

I don't know about that. Mary Sue was a fan of football. 

And tequila. 

10/26/2018 - 3:43pm Knowing what we know now…

Knowing what we know now about RR, maybe people had a reason to be hostile towards him right off the bat?

I heard first hand stories about his boozing within 6 months of him being in Ann Arbor.  Maybe his recreational activities were more well known among other coaches, and just kept quiet?

10/26/2018 - 3:36pm The weight room in 97 was…

The weight room in 97 was better.


10/26/2018 - 3:34pm Good, not great.


Good, not great.

Woodson was great. 

10/26/2018 - 3:33pm I better not see his fat ass…

I better not see his fat ass at the parade.  Pretty sure I can outrun him at this point, what with not having gravy running through my veins.

10/26/2018 - 2:44pm Remember Ezekiel Elliott…

Remember Ezekiel Elliott bitching to the media about OSU's coaching after they lost to MSU in 2015?  I couldn't imagine a Michigan player doing that. 

The fact that he did it I think spoke volumes about the culture in their locker room and around their entire program.

10/26/2018 - 2:29pm I always want the highest…

I always want the highest ranked class possible, but I think maybe the lower ranked (but still talented) players bring a work ethic that some of the top players may not have.

Imagine the ego's in a locker room full of 5* players.  Everyone assuming they're going to the NFL and caring mostly about themselves instead of the team.

Maybe I'm talking out of my ass, but I think there's value in having some guys on the team with something to prove.

10/26/2018 - 12:41pm Yeah!  Poor people should…

Yeah!  Poor people should just buy more money!

10/26/2018 - 12:40pm Shouldn't the couch be on…

Shouldn't the couch be on fire?

10/26/2018 - 12:20pm If that happens, Bacon will…

If that happens, Bacon will write a book about it.

10/26/2018 - 12:16pm Fair point.  I'm a fair…

Fair point.  I'm a fair weather fan when it comes to basketball.

10/26/2018 - 11:25am I don't disagree.  I also…

I don't disagree.  I also think that the vast majority of D1 football / basketball players don't give a single fuck about academics.  The ones that do go to the schools I mentioned.

10/26/2018 - 11:23am Thoughts and prayers.


Thoughts and prayers.


Purdue is going to kill them either way I think.

11/01/2018 - 9:14am Logged in just to upvote

Logged in just to upvote

10/31/2018 - 1:25pm I can't begin to know the…

I can't begin to know the pressure this young man is feeling about this decision.

However, once you get to his level as an athlete, and are considering one of 3 blue-blood football programs, and 3 very respected academic institutions (one obviously much better than the others) you have to kind of forget about all that.

Who will my teammates be?  My classmates? What will life be like outside of and after football?  He's probably smart enough to be doing this anyway, but I really think at this point all the "other" factors should be the most important.

10/31/2018 - 8:26am I'm not convinced a 12-1…

I'm not convinced a 12-1 Michigan gets in over a 12-0 Notre Dame that includes a win against . . . Michigan.  

10/30/2018 - 5:02pm Looking forward to the MS…

Looking forward to the MS Paint version of this scene.

10/30/2018 - 11:52am got ya covered mate



got ya covered mate


lol this ad, "for you or your boy"