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12/11/2018 - 2:41pm i know that high school…

i know that high school recruits won't see it this way, but i look at those numbers as a sobering reminder of how few college players actually make it to the NFL

12/11/2018 - 10:24am these pretzels are making me…

these pretzels are making me thirsty

12/07/2018 - 3:36pm yes, his sexual activity…

yes, his sexual activity predated getting fired

12/07/2018 - 10:00am great big ten match up

great big ten match up

12/06/2018 - 2:37pm liar

liar

12/06/2018 - 12:07pm that's what she said

smh @…

that's what she said

smh @ myself

12/05/2018 - 10:22am Tell him he's not strong…

Tell him he's not strong enough to do an atomic sit up

12/04/2018 - 2:21pm guess i need to tighten the…

guess i need to tighten the chinstrap on my tinfoil hat

12/04/2018 - 2:19pm is there any legit chance…

is there any legit chance that this is some under the table agreement that the board of trustees made him take with the zach smith fallout?

12/04/2018 - 1:12pm weird picture. i assume iggy…

weird picture. i assume iggy's still on his way up, but it looks like he's at his peak and he's going to whiff on that dunk by like 6 inches.

12/02/2018 - 8:33pm Right. Fleshlight. 

Right. Fleshlight. 

11/27/2018 - 4:32pm that's a bingo

that's a bingo

11/26/2018 - 4:48pm at first i read that as "if…

at first i read that as "if we play LSU or George Washington I will watch" and was like what kind of horrible ass bowl do you think we'll be playing in?

11/26/2018 - 4:44pm Michigan has the best…

Michigan has the best defense in the country

too soon

11/21/2018 - 11:16am fair point for this…

fair point for this particular offer, but i was responding about the "pile of guys" that didn't have enough stars for diagonal blue's liking.

11/21/2018 - 11:14am ....better.

....better.

11/21/2018 - 10:28am Remember when McKeon and…

Remember when McKeon and Mason and Metellus and Gil were reaches by this staff? Maybe we can throw him in THAT pile. 

11/20/2018 - 3:01pm HE SAID A DIARY POST

HE SAID A DIARY POST

11/20/2018 - 1:45pm i look forward to that post,…

i look forward to that post, and all of the replies of "THIS WAS POSTED A WEEK AGO. IN BEFORE DELETE"

11/18/2018 - 3:29pm What has a stronger…

What has a stronger gravitational field: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

11/17/2018 - 9:32am Yeah, but I was looking for…

Yeah, but I was looking for a subtle thumbs up

11/16/2018 - 2:58pm yeah, but the 1-loss bama…

yeah, but the 1-loss bama plays 1-loss georgia.

that's good!

(the toppings contain potassium benzoate)

11/16/2018 - 1:29pm there's no way indiana is…

there's no way indiana is going to be able to play at full speed, what with an injured penix

11/08/2018 - 11:16am ANd

ANd

11/07/2018 - 3:04pm we are. especially the ones…

we are. especially the ones who claim to be girls.

11/05/2018 - 1:21pm and some dark dark porn sites

and some dark dark porn sites

10/31/2018 - 1:17pm i think you mean 5 books

i think you mean 5 books

10/31/2018 - 1:17pm i think you could leave off …

i think you could leave off "until NSD" and the statement still holds

10/26/2018 - 12:18pm usually, one doesn't correct…

usually, one doesn't correct grammar in a quote. i would've lol'ed though had you written "all their base are belong [sic] to us"

10/23/2018 - 2:19pm when it comes to OT jokes,…

when it comes to OT jokes, you can never have too many bullets in the chamber, just in case

10/22/2018 - 1:24pm incognito mode? you could…

incognito mode? you could just clear your browser history when you're finished

10/22/2018 - 12:30pm in that case, though, if the…

in that case, though, if the grass gives and your foot travels backwards further than expected, wouldn't you over-extend your achilles? that is, the angle between your toes and shin would be smaller, with the same downwards force.

10/19/2018 - 12:38pm holy crap are we sure that…

holy crap are we sure that fantastic 4 trailer was from 1994 and not 1964?

10/17/2018 - 10:53am I thought selling jerseys in…

I thought selling jerseys in Ohio was a good start

10/04/2018 - 12:58pm does anyone know where i can…

does anyone know where i can download The Young Sack Crew's mixtape?

10/02/2018 - 12:19pm better headline: Chase…

better headline: Chase Winovich chases son of bitch

not an accurate headline, mind you. but better.

09/25/2018 - 12:35pm i guess that kind of narrows…

i guess that kind of narrows it down

09/24/2018 - 7:50pm I turkey hope it's an…

I turkey hope it's an autocorrect option on Gboard too

09/23/2018 - 12:01pm Unless he was taking about…

Unless he was taking about DPJ's spin move and he meant 'moment of inertia'

09/20/2018 - 1:32pm STINGY STING STING

STINGY STING STING

09/17/2018 - 11:52am mum's the word!

mum's the word!

09/14/2018 - 2:50pm yeah, i think adam meant …

yeah, i think adam meant "That quote is so Tower it just finished class 10 minutes before the hour."

09/11/2018 - 10:05am clicked on thread to see…

clicked on thread to see mccaffrey's new haircut

09/10/2018 - 10:08pm ummmmm pretty sure it's Giues

ummmmm pretty sure it's Giues

09/10/2018 - 3:07pm The Giues is loose

The Giues is loose

09/06/2018 - 2:30pm "because how do you think…

"because how do you think dictionaries work" was my favorite.

09/04/2018 - 4:44pm no, estoy mas o menos seguro…

no, estoy mas o menos seguro que quiere decir el nombre "Dale".

09/04/2018 - 3:18pm keep up the great work, dale!

keep up the great work, dale!

08/30/2018 - 11:48am hexadecimal, actually

hexadecimal, actually

08/22/2018 - 4:26pm i've seen degenerates that…

i've seen degenerates that just re-deal if no one calls. cats and dogs living together.