Watched Practice for a few minutes this evening from the Stadium bridge.....
Team looks sharp as hell. I saw some very crisp pinpoint passes out of all the QBs. After watching the Notre Dame video earlier today, it almost made me giggle how much better our QBs look right now. This team is definitely going to win by 21+ on 9/1.
There's a special feeling around the team right now in Ann Arbor. Like an inside joke that everyone is in on and nobody else knows about. Just getting ready to unleash onto these poor unsuspecting teams this year. Hold em down, pull your pants down and give them the Arabian Goggles. Nuts and taint all over their face. Then you pull your pants back up and walk away like nothing happened. Boss mode.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:40 PM ^
Bruh, I hope you're right, but I'd rather just find out on September 1. Don't give away the ending of the book, please.
August 14th, 2018 at 10:32 AM ^
Exactly. I could get a good look at a t bone if I stuck my head up a bulls ass but I would rather take the buthchers word on it
August 13th, 2018 at 8:41 PM ^
You had me until the whole goggles, nuts, and taint thing.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
That may have honestly not been strong enough language to describe what is going to happen. They're going to get crazy on these fucks. You know Harbaugh senses it, and is going off on this team right now to make sure they come out of the gate swinging and rolling over these teams. Notre Dame doesn't stand a chance. Not as well coached, and absolutely no fire. While Notre Dame players are busy chasing after these little football groupie girls and hoping they might get their balls slapped around later that night, Michigan will be slapping those balls into submission on the spot. The groupie girls ain't touching shit.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:00 PM ^
To be fair, Notre Dame girls probably aren't going to touch anything anyway.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:16 PM ^
Oh they definitely will if you play good football for them. But that shit isn't about to happen on the evening of September 1st. Sorry, not happening. No siree bub. Touchdown Jesus is going to walk around in a Burqa on Sunday because he's embarrassed about how shitty his team played. Just a couple of eye slits. Even Touchdown Jesus might get the arabian goggles.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:30 PM ^
Alright I think that’s about enough for one night
August 13th, 2018 at 9:56 PM ^
Ya gotta admit, though: the man knows how to talk smack.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:19 PM ^
Yeah, but that's too weird and specific and detailed to be good smack. Smack shouldn't be THAT off-putting.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:00 PM ^
I love having aaamichfan back in the game (blog) full throttle. I missed that. It makes me even more fired up for this season.
August 14th, 2018 at 12:40 AM ^
I had to goggles Arabian googles. Didn’t like what I saw.
August 14th, 2018 at 2:36 AM ^
Why google? OP’s description was pretty accurate.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:30 PM ^
yeah but then you have the St. Mary's chicks down the street.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:35 PM ^
i've honestly never met a hot girl that went to St. Mary's...and i've met several of them.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:48 PM ^
I agree. But the couple that I met had more of a morally casual attitude. .
August 14th, 2018 at 7:45 AM ^
My nephew went to Columbia in NYC. Even though it's co-ed, there is still an affiliated girls' school across the street -- Barnard. When I asked him to describe the Barnard girls he replied, "By and large, they're bi and large." Perfect response.
August 14th, 2018 at 1:05 AM ^
I heard they touch the St Mary’s girls.
August 14th, 2018 at 11:28 AM ^
As much I dislike Kelly for his behavior and demeanor, they are quite "well-coached"... they kicked the shit out of us with Hoke.... and until then, we look foolish saying they are not well-coached, otherwise we come across as old sparties.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:57 PM ^
Yeah, wtf?
August 13th, 2018 at 10:14 PM ^
That was...quite the picture he painted
August 13th, 2018 at 10:24 PM ^
Never go full taint. Ever.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:25 PM ^
Never go full taint. Ever.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:34 PM ^
Never go full taint. Ever.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:41 PM ^
That second paragraph went off the rails a bit
August 13th, 2018 at 8:45 PM ^
says the guy wearing a banana hammock.
If I didn't know any better, I'd suspect you and aaa are in cahoots. you're all set to easily drop trou on someone!
August 13th, 2018 at 9:31 PM ^
I just looked up arabian goggles. . . ..ehwwwwwwwww
s/
August 13th, 2018 at 9:48 PM ^
Idk what they are, but I’m about to order a pair
August 13th, 2018 at 10:23 PM ^
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
August 13th, 2018 at 11:02 PM ^
aaa has a pair you can borrow.
August 14th, 2018 at 10:30 AM ^
The only ones I could find were $4000 and had #52 on them?
August 13th, 2018 at 8:41 PM ^
Wow this post started out normal and ended unbelievably inappropriate
August 13th, 2018 at 8:42 PM ^
Agreed.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:43 PM ^
Much like September 1st will.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:43 PM ^
It was funny lol.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:45 PM ^
Was it though?
August 13th, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
I mean it was incredibly immature, but I laughed. Some of you take yourselves way too seriously. Lighten up.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:56 PM ^
No no, this Michigan. We don't like jokes and we only stand up for touchdowns. If you're still standing for the extra point, expect passive aggressive comments.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:58 PM ^
Hahahahaha.
August 13th, 2018 at 10:14 PM ^
I'm in section 8 and we are up for all big plays (and usually the next) as well as all red zone trips and defensive 3rd downs.
I'd be fine standing the whole game but it ends up being a good middle ground.
August 14th, 2018 at 12:44 AM ^
I'm in section 6, row 21... perfect mix there too.
August 14th, 2018 at 4:19 PM ^
I fart on those people at games.
August 13th, 2018 at 9:49 PM ^
Ok, or maybe with MSU and Penn State as a backdrop it's finally not funny. At all.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:46 PM ^
shut up, Meg
August 13th, 2018 at 8:53 PM ^
Tell your mom hi.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:41 PM ^
SMDH
August 13th, 2018 at 8:42 PM ^
Kinda crass.
High expectations are fine. Won't be easy...doesn't work that way.
August 13th, 2018 at 8:42 PM ^
you sensed a "special feeling" from the bridge?
August 13th, 2018 at 8:47 PM ^
I mean, if they are all practicing placing their testicles on each other's faces, I feel like you could gather that much from the bridge and that would indeed result in special feelings, no?
August 13th, 2018 at 8:50 PM ^
+1, Insightful