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08/18/2018 - 1:35pm Well, shit. Since there's a…

Well, shit. Since there's a reddit on the subject...must be accurate. /s

College players, coaches, and recruits do charity work all the time, and implore donations from the alumni of their university. All the time. 

08/17/2018 - 4:46pm See, that's just practice…

See, that's just practice for trying to set for a pass behind our OL...

08/17/2018 - 2:52pm I don't know...powerful…

I don't know...powerful hallucinogens aren't great for your afternoon productivity...or the results of your sports betting...

08/17/2018 - 2:49pm Pssh, they haven't won a…

Pssh, they haven't won a championship in, like, over 6 months.

Clearly not at dynasty level anymore. Slackers.

08/17/2018 - 2:43pm This makes me happy. 

This makes me happy. 

08/17/2018 - 11:08am Do...do you know what …

Do...do you know what "hospice" means? Why maybe treatment options aren't called for here?? Why the OP might need some fucking compassion right now???

I hope nobody is ever as callous to you as you are to total strangers.

08/17/2018 - 10:45am Ah, the old Gray Fallacy. 

Ah, the old Gray Fallacy. 

08/17/2018 - 10:41am Agreed. What does that have…

Agreed. What does that have to do with OSU? How does that stop NittanyFan from being right about this issue?

08/17/2018 - 9:26am Bananaformz

Bananaformz

EDIT: I still can't believe they went that route. I hate those uniforms, and it was confusing for a bit.

Executive 1: I know! We'll go monochrome for the game!

Executive 2: Sir that's a brilliant idea, and, well, you could have me if you want.

Executive 1: We'll make Michigan's uniforms maize. But not the real maize, just something more mustard-y.

Executive 2: Obviously. But what about Florida?

Executive 1: Hmm...how about a color that nobody associates with Michigan. Blue!

Executive 2: Oh. My. God. Take me. Take me now.

08/17/2018 - 9:24am I'm with NittanyFan here…

I'm with NittanyFan here. OSU might have some of the most horrific fans in college football, but the university itself is better than MSU in almost every way.

08/16/2018 - 1:42pm To be fair, that's pretty…

To be fair, that's pretty much their MO now...

08/16/2018 - 10:39am They look like Hasidic…

They look like Hasidic diamond merchants!

What they want to eat?

The tall one wants...white toast, dry, nuttin' on it.

Elwood...

An' t'otha one wants fo whole fried chickens an' a coke!

...

When I was a kid, her scenes in Blues Brothers and Blues Brothers 2000 were actually my least favorite. As I grew up, I realized how wrong I'd been.

Matt Guitar Murphy got himself a keeper, that's for sure.

08/16/2018 - 9:53am God bless that man, his legs…

God bless that man, his legs, and his dreadlocks 

08/16/2018 - 9:50am Umm would you let a murder…

Umm would you let a murder victim's family decide what to do with an accused killer? There's a reason we try alleged crimes in front of a judge and jury.

Anything else is asking for lynchings. 

08/16/2018 - 9:36am Appreciate it.

My…

Appreciate it.

My understanding of Harbaugh is that he very successfully ditched some concepts for Kaep: RPOs and sight reads (could a football-savvy 49ers fan confirm?)

So my guess is that when faced with a QB who isn't advanced (in college, that's almost everyone who isn't Luck), those are the first things he ditches.

08/15/2018 - 7:22pm Somebody needs to ask…

Somebody needs to ask Zordich about how good our OL is, STAT!

08/15/2018 - 2:57pm That's not soon enough!

That's not soon enough!

08/15/2018 - 9:41am Reading your comments, I'm…

Reading your comments, I'm pretty sure that you had a preconceived opinion of Ford and Hackett. This article doesn't reflect negatively on the man unless you want it to.

I'm sorry that you lost money on Ford stock, or were laid off, or Ford stopped buying from your company, or whatever happened.  Hell, I lost money on Ford stock too.

But aside from your obvious bias, there's a deeper issue here: if you need every stock to match the S&P 500...just buy an S&P 500 ETF. It's a smart idea already!

08/14/2018 - 7:16pm That iteration of The Game…

That iteration of The Game will forever be known as The Durkining

08/14/2018 - 10:18am Actual reality only has so…

Actual reality only has so-so graphics. Prefer virtual reality 

08/13/2018 - 8:08pm Best exchange ever, if you…

Best exchange ever, if you have a dirty mind 

08/13/2018 - 2:24pm Unlikely. Faking a maybe-but…

Unlikely. Faking a maybe-but-probably-not violation THIS ephemeral would be more subtlety than I'd expect out of anyone. 

Or maybe that's exactly what they WANT me to think...

/tinfoilhat

08/13/2018 - 2:18pm Can someone please explain…

Can someone please explain to me what Zone6 refers to?

Please tell me that Zach Smith nicknamed his terrible coaching. 

08/13/2018 - 1:58pm Lol I'm sure he would. Might…

Lol I'm sure he would. Might even be true.

That makes him a good Assistant Coach, not a good QB.

Sorry John, we'll always have Purdue...

08/13/2018 - 11:47am I've seen enough pictures of…

I've seen enough pictures of him to now be certain that he went to the Casper Wells School of Guys Who Just Naturally Look Like They're Wearing Eyeliner. 

It's a good look if you can pull it off

08/13/2018 - 10:55am The Avignon Papacy was a…

The Avignon Papacy was a terrible idea last time. This time, could probably work...

08/13/2018 - 9:32am Why? Did Reading…

Why? Did Reading Comprehension finally get added to the MSU curriculum?

08/13/2018 - 12:03am Dafuq?

Dafuq?

08/10/2018 - 9:48am 100ish surgeries. 0 fucks…

100ish surgeries. 0 fucks given. 

No DE in the world intimidates this dude. What a badass.

08/09/2018 - 4:06pm I call bullshit. Not on you,…

I call bullshit. Not on you, but on OSU.

Smith said he could take people down with him. Guaranteed he knows something, and I guarantee that OSU is trying to 1) figure out what, and 2) buy his silence 

08/09/2018 - 4:02pm "Take it on the chin."

"Take it on the chin."

Phrasing?

08/09/2018 - 4:01pm Maybe she got the beret in a…

Maybe she got the beret in a second hand store...??

08/09/2018 - 1:40pm Until umbig11 says it, it's…

Until umbig11 says it, it's not true 

08/09/2018 - 9:22am Sure. Professor salaries are…

Sure. Professor salaries are the reason tuition is high. <jenniferlawrenceokay.gif>

You can't honestly believe that. Or worse, you can...

08/08/2018 - 7:59pm One way to ensure you're…

One way to ensure you're right: predict every possible outcome. 

I predict Meyer is fired.

I predict Meyer is not fired. 

I predict that Meyer spontaneously transforms into a bag of skittles. 

Just covering my bases here...

08/08/2018 - 7:43pm +1 informative 

+1 informative 

08/08/2018 - 10:48am Hugh Freeze's constant…

Hugh Freeze's constant hiring of escorts was only discovered when a lawyer was doing research for a slander/libel case  right?

Do enough digging, you'll find dirt.

08/07/2018 - 7:01pm A cut chord is a chord so…

A cut chord is a chord so ripped it doesn't need the third

08/07/2018 - 12:50pm There's a distinction to be…

There's a distinction to be made here: preseason polls are bullshit, but they're not meaningless. 

It's so much harder to climb the rankings than to stay on top. As an example, imagine that Alabama loses its first game, and Michigan wins our first game, then both teams go undefeated the rest of the way. 

I sincerely doubt that Michigan would ever be ranked #1 in that scenario. Starting the season highly ranked introduces bias into future polls. It's bullshit, but unfortunately it means something. 

08/06/2018 - 10:53pm Is an ass

Is an ass

08/06/2018 - 7:11pm That's important. Knowing…

That's important. Knowing who to block has proven to be more critical than the ability to block thin air more aggressively than anyone else. Just ask Kyle Kalis.

08/06/2018 - 9:37am Never, ever use Hawk-isms…

Never, ever use Hawk-isms. Rule of life.

Devin Bush is amazing, but you just know that he'll start dropping down draft boards, with the only explanation being variations on the word "short"

08/06/2018 - 9:33am Well, technically "Beat It"…

Well, technically "Beat It" is a riff, but it's definitely based around the G chord...

08/02/2018 - 9:58pm The irony there is that…

The irony there is that Mongo was Alex Karras, a damn good and long-careered football player

08/02/2018 - 9:07pm Double secret probation 

Double secret probation 

08/02/2018 - 9:04pm Ah the old Gray Fallacy…

Ah the old Gray Fallacy. Lazy thinking at its best

08/02/2018 - 8:55pm That sucks. He was a very…

That sucks. He was a very intriguing prospect 

08/02/2018 - 3:40pm I heard it was reported to…

I heard it was reported to be in stock, but nobody admitted that they knew about it...

08/02/2018 - 3:36pm Eh, preseason polls matter…

Eh, preseason polls matter. Easier to stay #1 than to displace #1. It's bullshit,  but it matters.

If Alabama loses their first game, they won't even drop of out the top 5. If Michigan wins our first game, do we get into the top 5? Probably not.

Personally, I don't think that any polls which could determine playoff/bowl game appearances should happen until at least week 5, but that's just me.

08/02/2018 - 3:28pm That's quite the hot take…

That's quite the hot take. Don't go too far out on a limb...

/s