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07/20/2018 - 5:27pm Gary and Winovich are coming…

Gary and Winovich are coming for it, but Bush and Hudson will take it.

07/15/2018 - 9:30am But first, smoke a joint on…

But first, smoke a joint on the Diag.

07/06/2018 - 7:41am Men get married thinking…

Men get married thinking their woman won't change; but she does.

Women get married thinking their man will change; but he doesn't.

Be yourself, Brian. Don't ever change. We are all married to you.

06/28/2018 - 4:46pm So, Iggy is the new Mo…

So, Iggy is the new Mo. Lucky 13.

06/27/2018 - 2:39pm Deutschland Uber ... Nobody!

Deutschland Uber ... Nobody!

06/27/2018 - 7:44am This is a very gray area. …

This is a very gray area.  While stress is not known to be the direct and proximate cause of illness, it is well known to be a contributing factor, by making one more susceptible to disease.  It affects the immune system, as well as the cardiovascular system and the digestive system.  So, while I would not argue that stress causes athlete's foot, I would certainly argue that it increases the likelihood of heart attack, stroke, IBS (irritable bowel syndrome), and numerous other conditions.  There's really no need to argue over the 90% number; but you can be sure that stress is a major contributing factor to a host of illnesses, both physical and, even more so, mental.

06/27/2018 - 7:32am Hey, dude.  Whatever floats…

Hey, dude.  Whatever floats your boat.  I've tried them both, and for me masturbation works a lot better than Jesus to relieve my stress.

06/26/2018 - 7:41am Isaiah Wilson.  But Georgia…

Isaiah Wilson.  But Georgia wanted him more.  Money talks.

06/15/2018 - 7:07pm You have it backwards. The…

You have it backwards. The blue end zone will help us beat OSU. Urban has an aversion to blue, which he has passed on to the whole team.  They will avoid our end zone like Pavlov's dogs.

06/15/2018 - 7:04pm The whole field should be…

The whole field should be bright maize colored turf!

06/15/2018 - 12:40am And we know where World Cup…

And we know where World Cup's children go to school.

06/13/2018 - 8:47pm Is there some sort of soccer…

Is there some sort of soccer tournament going on? Is the U.S. expected to win?

06/03/2018 - 11:04pm Wow. Great 247 review of

Wow. Great 247 review of McNamara. Can't wait to see him and Milton slug it out for the starter's time next year.

06/03/2018 - 6:03pm Bad, if Calvin Klein or

Bad, if Calvin Klein or Giorgio Armani are running it.

06/02/2018 - 9:28pm Miles Bridges at the 0, for

Miles Bridges at the 0, for all I care. Who gives a fuck about that douche bag.

(Sorry for mincing words.)

05/26/2018 - 8:28am Definitely. Sink the Boat!

Definitely. Sink the Boat!

05/24/2018 - 5:49pm And the Michigan offense is

And the Michigan offense is mulching right down the field.

05/24/2018 - 5:45pm Got Mulch?

Got Mulch?

05/23/2018 - 4:29pm Least favorite: ANY insurance

Least favorite: ANY insurance company ad.

Most favorite: Anal/vaginal strokers on the back page of the Metro Times.

05/21/2018 - 4:20pm If we send the team on a

If we send the team on a spring trip to Mars we won't lose a game for 14 years.

05/16/2018 - 7:17am Hopefully, they'll wait until

Hopefully, they'll wait until the MSU game.

05/16/2018 - 7:12am Shawn Crable could have used

Shawn Crable could have used your advice.  I'm still pissed.

05/15/2018 - 4:13pm By your logic, Miggy is not a

By your logic, Miggy is not a HOF'er. Screw that logic.

05/08/2018 - 4:32pm Didn't you pick one up when

Didn't you pick one up when Chuck was there? WTF?

05/08/2018 - 4:25pm Firm on his commitment? So

Firm on his commitment? So was Tessio. Let's hope this ends better.

05/05/2018 - 8:56am Latrell Sprewell. Just ask

Latrell Sprewell. Just ask PJ.

05/04/2018 - 7:00pm For those of you with any

For those of you with any interest in history, May 4 is the anniversary of the Kent State massacre, May 4, 1970. A dark day in history.

05/03/2018 - 7:10am Despite his subdued demeanor,

Despite his subdued demeanor, I always learn something new about the game listening to Gibby. His insights go into technical areas that I had never considered. Rod Allen, on the other hand, is a blowhard homer who never gets into the intricacies of the game, and when Miggy was tearing it up a few years back always sounded like he couldn't wait to give him a blowjob. Allen represents the worst aspects of color analysis.

05/02/2018 - 7:46am Sunday night jazz at the Del

Sunday night jazz at the Del was the best free music in Ann Arbor; and their library of recorded music on the wall (mostly cassettes) was the largest I've encountered. 

But, my favorite bar was Mr. Flood's Party (where the West End Grill now sits).  It was the epicenter for hippie/townie culture in the 70s and 80s, and my band was the house band every Friday Happy Hour.  Tiffany lamps; peanut shells covering the floor; huge picnic tables where you could meet new people every night.  Hated to see it close in the 90s.

04/29/2018 - 5:50pm 45 years for me. I started

45 years for me. I started here the same year as Bo, 1969.

04/27/2018 - 10:44am Just putting the GOAT in the

Just putting the GOAT in the same sentence with those two Sparty ass wipes is worth a down vote.

04/27/2018 - 10:40am i.e., the Lions.

i.e., the Lions.

04/25/2018 - 3:53pm Fake news!
-- J. Engler

Fake news!
-- J. Engler

04/24/2018 - 4:35pm Canberra is bad, but canbeer

Canberra is bad, but canbeer is worse. Give me a bottle every time.

04/24/2018 - 8:28am We can't survive by

We can't survive by constantly trying to turn lemons into lemonade, when 'Bama and OSU are drinking Cristal.

04/24/2018 - 8:24am The execution of Big Pussy is

The execution of Big Pussy is a scene I will never forget.  "Please, not in the face."

04/24/2018 - 8:15am "Frankly, the only way they

"Frankly, the only way they would be able to get a coach of Pitino's caliber is if they have flaws."

         By "a coach of Pitino's caliber" you mean a coach who procures prostitutes for his players and commits adultery in places of public acommodation?  Shouldn't be too hard to find.

04/22/2018 - 8:59am Despite the mounting losses,

Despite the mounting losses, this team is clearly headed in the right direction -- with a young and qualified coaching staff, with connections in the recruiting hot beds of the country. Give it a couple more years and we will be NC contenders.

04/22/2018 - 8:51am All Hail a true Michigan man.

All Hail a true Michigan man. He may have been small in stature, but his spirit was large. He took what nature provided him and made a great life for himself. Go Verne! Go Blue!

BTW, I was counting on him to play left tackle.

04/20/2018 - 7:42am As a litigation attorney, I

As a litigation attorney, I can tell you that any time you are given an opportunity (or a request) to file a reply brief to the latest submission by the other side, you file a substantive reply if the case is at all in doubt.  The only times you would choose not to file the reply would be if you are so sure of victory that you can confidently say "Nothing more needs to be said," or if you have no reasonable arguments to advance in response and decide to give up the ghost.  In this case, I truly doubt that Ole Miss believes that its victory is assured, and their tepid reply seems clearly like the latter case.

That being said, I NEVER trust the NCAA to do the expected -- or right -- thing.  I am keeping my fingers crossed.

04/20/2018 - 7:39am Uh, Brady NEVER plays in New

Uh, Brady NEVER plays in New York, unless he's playing the Bills; but you're right, he seems to beat them pretty regularly.

04/17/2018 - 12:48pm I do not understand this

I do not understand this commitment, unless we are conceding that we cannot put together anything close to an elite OL class. To take this kid so early in the process makes no sense, unless he has been warned that it has spot may not be available.

04/14/2018 - 1:08pm As long as he doesn't get

As long as he doesn't get drafted by the Lions or the Browns he should do fine.

04/13/2018 - 2:28pm Agree 15. It would have been

Agree 15. It would have been 16, but the Spring Game was canceled.

04/13/2018 - 7:40am Stanford ran away with the W

Stanford ran away with the W Swimming title this year, mainly because Katie Ledeckie won, like, every event.

04/13/2018 - 7:37am We will be getting no points

We will be getting no points in M or W LAX, and our points in WGYM will be minimal, due to the team's unfathomably poor performance at the regionals. Other than that, we should get decent points in the other sports mentioned.

04/13/2018 - 7:32am Nice list. But how will we

Nice list. But how will we ever catch MSU and its vaunted all-around Athletics program?

04/13/2018 - 7:22am And I definitely preferred

And I definitely preferred Marianne over Ginger.

04/13/2018 - 7:17am Well, he'll get to play in

Well, he'll get to play in the Rose Bowl -- but not in the Rose Bowl.

04/11/2018 - 4:14pm Go order yourself a f'n

Go order yourself a f'n Zyppah.