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01/17/2019 - 3:07am I had a high school French…

I had a high school French teacher who had a few girls paint her apartment. We all got last laugj by getting her fired because that bitch was a holy terror.  

01/16/2019 - 7:05pm Can he fly, Bobby?

Can he fly, Bobby?

01/14/2019 - 11:09pm I'd like to offer a few…

I'd like to offer a few words for the dead.
R.I.P. post mourning Keith Jackson a year after he died. We hardly knew you, but, truly, you have gone to a better place.

01/14/2019 - 11:06pm Hey, man, I tossed you a +1…

Hey, man, I tossed you a +1. I even made a nice comment on that other post!

01/14/2019 - 11:03pm Well, at least Castro is…

Well, at least Castro is still alive right? Viva Fidel! [checks google] Oh...damn..

01/14/2019 - 10:58pm Remember Sammy Jenkis...

Remember Sammy Jenkis...

Have your friend tattoo that bit of info someplace easily visible.



01/14/2019 - 6:12pm Farewell, Nolan Ulizio. Best…

Farewell, Nolan Ulizio. Best of luck and godspeed.

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01/14/2019 - 4:02pm DA KING IN DA NORF!


01/13/2019 - 8:34pm  Or "Morris." Fuck that…

 Or "Morris." Fuck that little punk.

01/13/2019 - 6:30pm Hey, just wondering if we…

Hey, just wondering if we could do something about the username "Sambojangles"? That's seriously offensive.

01/13/2019 - 6:24pm FUCK YEAH!


01/13/2019 - 5:15pm WE WANT ALL YOUR ZACHS!


Welcome, big fella!

01/13/2019 - 1:01pm Forget Regular Joe. Let's…

Forget Regular Joe. Let's see how far Immortan Joe can kick it.


01/13/2019 - 12:46pm Yes, you've seen it! Also…

Yes, you've seen it! Also Brenda Vaccaro played Eva Braun. You wouldn't think that would work but it did. I still don't get why Charo was in it, but her duet with Ernest Borgnine wasn't bad..

01/13/2019 - 12:38pm Yes, everyone knows the only…

Yes, everyone knows the only tri-state area is New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut. The Northeast Corridor, baby!

01/13/2019 - 2:26am Courtesy of Leonard Maltin's…

Courtesy of Leonard Maltin's 1989 Film and Video Guide:

"Harbaugh's Hires" (1973). D: Don Siegel. Starring: James Coburn, Lee Van Cleef, Jim Brown, Charles Bronson, Fred Williamson, George Kennedy. 87 min.

During WW II, a group of Michigan coaches slips behind enemy lines on a dangerous covert mission to kill Hitler's dog, Blondi. Above average.

01/13/2019 - 12:35am Look, just humor him and…

Look, just humor him and pick a couple of names out of the hat too.

01/12/2019 - 9:13pm 6'8" 315? Sounds like he's…

6'8" 315? Sounds like he's the wall. That town is flooding when he leaves.

01/11/2019 - 6:16pm Did someone say pot?

Did someone say pot?


01/11/2019 - 4:53pm I have also entered the…

I have also entered the Transfer Portal.

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01/11/2019 - 1:15am (No subject)


01/10/2019 - 8:14pm Harbaugh: "...Wait, you mean…

Harbaugh: "...Wait, you mean those undersized tight ends?"

Gattis: "They're wide receivers, Jim."

Harbaugh: "Ahhh, right. I've heard of them."

01/10/2019 - 8:09pm (No subject)

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01/10/2019 - 8:02pm But Bama was running an rpo…

But Bama was running an rpo and spreading the field out. I'll take that.

01/10/2019 - 8:00pm I'm with you. I fucking LOVE…

I'm with you. I fucking LOVE this hire.

01/10/2019 - 1:40pm The fact that some team is…

The fact that some team is about to vastly overpay Bryce Harper doesn't mean that a .250 is a good BA.

01/10/2019 - 1:33pm This post is full of poor…

This post is full of poor assumptions and nonsense. Hamilton could well walk away with an NFL coordinating position since they haven't finished hiring yet. Stanford is pretty happy with Shaw. And Taggert was very successful at USF, so lets give him more than, um, one season to flush out Fisher's bums. I want Harbaugh to give up the reigns of the offense too but why spout bullshit?

01/09/2019 - 9:41pm Good. Hail Rutger. Fuck Ohio.

Good. Hail Rutger. Fuck Ohio.

01/09/2019 - 8:29pm The Gump in the tank top…

The Gump in the tank top looks like David Letterman fallen on really hard times. Skid Row Letterman, or Backyard Still Letterman.

01/09/2019 - 7:07pm No way those two Gumps make…

No way those two Gumps make it across the field on a dead sprint. No doubt they were crawling by the end.

01/09/2019 - 6:52pm Dear Jim,

The only time I…

Dear Jim,

The only time I want to see 2 tight ends and a fullback on the field at the same time is on 4th and short or if you're an inch from the goal line.

Sincerely yours,

Clarence Boddicker

p.s.: Love the glasses, unlike some others.

01/09/2019 - 6:01pm No more love on the run!

No more love on the run!

01/09/2019 - 6:00pm (No subject)


01/09/2019 - 4:33pm Good luck, Kurt! Vaya con…

Good luck, Kurt! Vaya con Dios...

01/09/2019 - 4:30pm I'm surprised Fields didn't…

I'm surprised Fields didn't transfer there.

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01/09/2019 - 3:08pm Personally, I love the cover…

Personally, I love the cover for Smell the Glove.

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01/09/2019 - 1:50pm I think you're missing the…

I think you're missing the bigger picture here: Robocop is set in Detroit (though it was filmed; I'm a Michigan grad, and Ann Arbor is a suburb of Detroit; this is a Michigan sports site. I'm never, ever changing this name. Also: you really should watch Robocop. It's iconic. We're living in the future it predicted. It's funny as hell, by design. The acting performances are incredible, and none more so than Kurtwood Smith as Boddicker. It's one of the greatest films ever made and easily makes my top 5 sci fi list.

01/09/2019 - 1:39pm (No subject)

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01/09/2019 - 1:38pm Yes--we need a cyber…

Yes--we need a cyber currency for today's techno savvy bagman. Bagcoins?

01/09/2019 - 2:04am (No subject)


01/09/2019 - 12:48am It's a consensus of one!

It's a consensus of one!

01/09/2019 - 12:44am We're going to roll out all…

We're going to roll out an all-Viper defense at this rate. 11 positions on the defense...all Vipers.

01/09/2019 - 12:20am Your words are not thick…

Your words are not thick enough!

01/08/2019 - 11:43pm Oooooo, guns, guns, guns!…

Oooooo, guns, guns, guns! Come on, Sal! The Tigers are playin' to-night!

...And I never miss a game.

01/08/2019 - 11:39pm Bagmen!


01/08/2019 - 10:05pm Here you go. CB is a…

Here you go. CB is a character from the film Robocop, a big favorite of mine. He's the crime boss of Old Detroit. I like you, man, and I know you were a cop!

01/08/2019 - 8:33pm What?


01/08/2019 - 8:30pm I hear you. I still don't…

I hear you. I still don't think it was a very good film. That love interest subplot...

And, um, I'm not exactly pro-cop. I mean, look at my username.

01/08/2019 - 7:21pm It's actually a quote from…

It's actually a quote from the film Colors. Which is not a good film. That's just a great line.