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12/15/2018 - 10:57pm It must be so exhausting to…

It must be so exhausting to be this negative about great things.

12/15/2018 - 1:32pm Azubuike is out for Kansas,…

Azubuike is out for Kansas, so I'm sure that has something to do with it too...

12/07/2018 - 7:20pm Second chances, sure. I don…

Second chances, sure. I don't think he should be out in prison or anything, and his eternal soul is not under my purview.

Another job as a leader of and role model for young men? Nah. 

12/04/2018 - 10:04am I mean, they kinda did with…

I mean, they kinda did with Fickell, but then Meyer showed up. They've had two Superstar coaches lately, and their recruiting is great, but they're still capable of falling to 6/7 win seasons if Day is in over his head. 

I don't happen to think he'll struggle that much, but for OSU to regress to very good from elite isn't out of the question.

12/01/2018 - 9:50am No one is policing anyone's…

No one is policing anyone's thoughts. It's saying/posting it that makes someone an asshole. Not every dickish thing that comes into your mind needs to be shared. If you think someone is too fat, just keep it to yourself; the rest of the world truly doesn't need that information and is better off without it.

11/30/2018 - 11:06am Yeah, *real* men don't give…

Yeah, *real* men don't give a shit about women or how they're treated!

11/30/2018 - 11:02am The whole "got your…

The whole "got your attention so he's doing something right" is such ridiculous b.s. 

If your only motivation is to get attention, you've already lost and the only question is how many people you drag down into the muck with you. You could drown a kitten on camera and you'd get attention, doesn't mean you're "winning."

Whenever guys like Portnoy put their brand of sexist "humor" out into the world and it gets laughs and attention, it conditions his audience to think it's fine, acceptable behavior, and it plants the seeds of much worse behavior and objectification. 

But yeah, I guess he got some attention.

11/30/2018 - 6:55am "I'm an asshole and it's his…

"I'm an asshole and it's his fault" is all I read there.

11/29/2018 - 11:07pm Sorry most of us aren't into…

Sorry most of us aren't into the turd of a website that is Barstool, and sorry there aren't enough dick jokes and barely covered boobs posted. The internet is a pretty big place and I'm sure you can find what you're looking for.

11/29/2018 - 10:52pm Edgy? They appeal only to…

Edgy? They appeal only to the lowest and most lazy sense of humor.

11/29/2018 - 8:19pm Barstool is what happens…

Barstool is what happens when the worst parts of frats leak out into the real world.

11/29/2018 - 7:05am I don't love listening to…

I don't love listening to him for a while game, but sheesh, he's not humiliating himself. He's having a ton of fun doing what he loves. Same with Corso.

11/27/2018 - 10:11pm Can someone GIF Izzo…

Can someone GIF Izzo screaming "You gotta hit the RIM!" at Langford? 
 

Would have been good for our SOS if they'd won, but oh well... win-win.

11/27/2018 - 4:59pm If you're worried about what…

If you're worried about what OSU fans might think about the posts on the MGoBoard, I don't know what to tell ya.

11/27/2018 - 3:57pm This is such a strange take…

This is such a strange take. If you're not ok with some ambiguity and subjectivity as far as outcomes, why pay any attention whatsoever to something like sports? Especially football where sample sizes are so small and there are so many unpredictable factors like weather, injuries, 18-22 year old emotions and egos...

11/27/2018 - 2:47pm It's a start; onward and…

It's a start; onward and upward!

11/26/2018 - 7:38pm I cringe when fans try to…

I cringe when fans try to parse the subtle meanings and psychological nuances of an entire team from coach-speak and canned remarks.

"It's a business trip" means "Quit asking me that stupid question, we're all doing our best to win this game what else do you want me to say?"

11/18/2018 - 4:43pm You wouldn't even recognize…

You wouldn't even recognize the original sport of football. Things change, and not having as many 18-22 year old kids with major injuries seems to be a pretty good reason to me. 

11/18/2018 - 8:07am I mean, it might. The…

I mean, it might. The defense is pretty great, and we still scored 31...

11/18/2018 - 12:02am The tweet in question:

The tweet in question:

.@Chase_Winovich in Columbus next Saturday pic.twitter.com/EYiCEwSs1t

— Maize5Blue (@Maize5Blue) November 18, 2018
11/17/2018 - 8:27pm Harbaugh just said in his…

Harbaugh just said in his press conference that xrays were negative for Chase in both the locker room and the hospital. Fingers crossed.

11/16/2018 - 8:10pm Check (down) Check (down)…

Check (down) Check (down) Check (down).

11/15/2018 - 1:15pm Nova's foul was before the…

Nova's foul was before the hook and hold, and was the reason they stopped play. My assumption is that they ruled the shove was because of the hook and hold, so no additional foul on Nova.

11/10/2018 - 8:41pm Ok?

Ok?

11/05/2018 - 8:45am Yeah, if fans' behavior…

Yeah, if fans' behavior affects the game so much, why isn't everyone out in their yard practicing ball security or something?

11/04/2018 - 2:12pm Bosa left because he wasn't…

Bosa left because he wasn't going to be healthy for the remainder of the season. Both these guys made the right decisions for themselves.

10/24/2018 - 11:21pm So this is just Twitter with…

So this is just Twitter with more overhead now? Cool, I guess.

10/24/2018 - 10:45pm If you have any money left…

If you have any money left after the GoFundMe for tees, you're an awful human being anyway, so...

10/23/2018 - 9:40pm My main takeaway is that it…

My main takeaway is that it doesn't matter who is "right" because there really wasn't much of a thing to begin with. No one got punched, no one burned down the stadium. This is the biggest mountain I've seen made out of a mole hill in sports in a while, and that's saying something.

10/22/2018 - 1:32pm lol, maybe if those tanks we…

lol, maybe if those tanks were frowning rubber duckies or something...

10/21/2018 - 2:05pm Yeah, I have all the details…

Yeah, I have all the details but ya'll wouldn't believe me anyway.

10/21/2018 - 10:34am It's petty, it's silly, and…

It's petty, it's silly, and I love it.

To say they wore helmets because they were anticipating an actual fight makes zero sense to me, and seems like a very silly gut feeling. There was some jawing, so what, happens every year with MSU and OSU.

10/20/2018 - 5:16pm I felt the opposite. Seemed…

I felt the opposite. Seemed like the game plan was perfect, and there were just some missed opportunities from the players. Shea not seeing DPJ for a wide open TD (or just not throwing it) changed the entire complexion of the game for a while. Him passing up the earlier keeper also wasn't guaranteed points but would have changed things too. Great scheming, and overall solid execution from the offense I thought.

10/19/2018 - 1:12pm What about teams favored by…

What about teams favored by 7 on the road? 

What about teams favored by 7 on the road against MSU?

What about teams that are 2018 Michigan on the road against 2018 MSU?

I NEED MORE STATS!

10/19/2018 - 8:27am If they decide they're going…

If they decide they're going to throw bombs all day, given their O-line trouble and our defensive front, that would go very poorly for them.

10/18/2018 - 2:53pm It doesn't sound like they'd…

It doesn't sound like they'd have to base it on anything besides who they want to "recruit" each year. There doesn't need to be a quota or anything, so if the top guys they're interested in go to college, they just don't sign anyone that year.

10/18/2018 - 2:51pm It was a misguided reason…

It was a misguided reason then and it's a misguided argument now. You want to limit someone's salary because they might be more likely to spend it on things you don't think they should? 

I'd also need to see some hard evidence that 18 year olds are more likely to be irresponsible with their money than 60 year olds, because based on how many older folks I hear talk about their spending habits and credit card debt and keeping up with the joneses, I don't think that's necessarily true.

10/18/2018 - 1:39pm If you're saying they…

If you're saying they shouldn't be paid what they're worth because they're young, that's an awful argument. Plenty of old folks making terrible financial decisions and we're not limiting their job prospects because of it...

10/06/2018 - 11:20am If they do get the game in,…

If they do get the game in, I expect Bench Mason to have a huge game dragging guys through the mud.

10/05/2018 - 2:28pm I don't know whether to be…

I don't know whether to be disgusted by how much time you spent thinking about this and typing it up, or relieved that you weren't doing something else even more idiotic during that time.

09/09/2018 - 11:25am Maybe just let people be…

Maybe just let people be excited? Why not be excited?

09/03/2018 - 11:20am The whole point of the rules…

The whole point of the rules and the equipment is to keep players safe. You need the threat of a penalty hurting the whole team's chances at winning to make players think twice about blasting a dude in the head with the crown of your helmet.

I'm bummed Metellus was ejected, but if you think the sporting, manly thing to do is decapitate a dude rather than giving up a first down catch you need to reevaluate some things.

08/30/2018 - 1:40pm What a self-own. I hate it…

What a self-own. I hate it when Michigan fans say stuff like this too, because it implies the players weren't going to be giving it their best effort without the extra b.s.

08/13/2018 - 8:45pm Was it though?

Was it though?

08/13/2018 - 1:18pm I think the point is that…

I think the point is that calling out his work ethic makes no sense. It's possible that he tried his best and it just didn't happen.

07/11/2018 - 9:33pm I'm not for politics on the…

I'm not for politics on the blog/board either, but treating them as a game is naive, and only really possible for people that have the upper hand, socioeconomically. It matters, a lot, it just doesn't need to be discussed everywhere, all the time.

07/04/2018 - 11:05am I got what I came for! Sorry…

I got what I came for! Sorry, buckeyes.

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07/02/2018 - 12:22pm A lot of it has to do with…

A lot of it has to do with insertion points of muscles as well. You can only do so much before you start bumping into the limits of physics. My high school health teacher (and the track coach) mentioned that at some point he had been analyzed and determined he was pretty much maxed out on his speed, which made him feel a little better about getting beaten by more gifted athletes, hah.

No coach is going to not have their players train to max out their speed, though.

06/28/2018 - 7:01pm Not *any* argument.

Not *any* argument.

06/23/2018 - 8:37am Ok

Ok