NittanyFan

August 7th, 2018 at 1:43 AM ^

Urban breaking 2 of his "core values."  That's 40%!  

He certainly would have been a bad Moses (or Charlton Heston).  Just imagine:

Urban after descending from Mount Sinai: "I have just met with God himself!  He has given us 10 core rules to follow in life going forward.  These rules are on these tablets.  Let me now share these rules with you!"

Two hours later .............

Urban has stolen a bunch of gold, in order to make a golden calf, who he is now calling God, all while having affairs with some other guy's wife.

xtramelanin

August 7th, 2018 at 5:41 AM ^

i'll see that analogy and raise you one.  its more like mel brooks as moses in 'history of the world' when he comes down from sinai and busts one of the tablets, "the Lord Jehovah has given to you 15 commandments (drops one, it shatters) oy!....ten.  ten commandments for all to obey!" 

[insert picture of mel brooks/moses, busting stone tablet....curse you 3.0]

Newton Gimmick

August 6th, 2018 at 10:34 PM ^

I thought his comment today was pretty damn funny and accurate:

"And then, today, I think the betting line in Vegas is now shifting back toward Urban Meyer surviving somehow, whether it’s a two-game or four-game suspension; whether it’s a fine; whether it’s Urban Meyer sitting down with Rece (Davis) or Tom Rinaldi and crying on camera while Shelley looks at him and talks about how he’s the greatest man she’s ever known. You guys can spend plenty of time today coming up with the narrative, but I think we’ve all seen the movie before.”

WolverineHistorian

August 6th, 2018 at 11:36 PM ^

God, no.  Even though what he said was technically correct, I still have the urge to yell at him to shut the hell up.

Oh well.  At least him taking time away from kissing all the Nick Saban posters on his bedroom wall to p*ss off Buckeye fans isn't a total loss.  

UNCWolverine

August 6th, 2018 at 10:57 PM ^

But But ZACH SMITH WAS NEVER CHARGED!!!

- OSU fans trying to justify backing Urban.

 

"Even though Urban has run terribly dirty and corrupt programs at every stop, enabling dozen of criminals both on the field and in his coaches room we all attribute our entire self-worth with the success of this football team. So we have no choice but to back this piece of shit or our entire identity goes extinct. Now watch me spell OSU with my arms."

- every OSU fan at the rally today

Unicycle Firefly

August 6th, 2018 at 11:10 PM ^

Honestly, at this point does Urban himself even want to come back?  He's getting crucified in the press, and if he comes out of this with his job (which I guess seems likely-ish right now), it'll mostly be because he strong-armed his way into staying by publicly throwing his bosses under the bus while admitting he blatantly and deliberately lied several times to the press.  Everything he does now will be under an even bigger microscope, and you can bet that as soon as OSU loses a game this year, his own hysterical fan base will start bringing this up against him.

I guess his own personal hubris might compel him to want to stay, but at this point it likely isn't going to be the same for him after this. 

Blue in PA

August 7th, 2018 at 8:54 AM ^

He will be coaching this year, unless the media really ups the pressure and if that was going to happen it probably already would have.   If they don't have a great season and cap it off with a loss on the last game...... those adoring fans will change their tune and urbs will retire for medical, personal or family reasons.

Adductor Magnus

August 7th, 2018 at 12:46 AM ^

Wonder if this man would say the same thing if it involved Saban...

 

Not like any of this, or all of these threads, are going to mean much. I'd be shocked if OSU did anything more than a non-conference game suspension or a fine. Too many people care about winning, morals be damned.

blueinbeantown

August 7th, 2018 at 5:50 AM ^

If this had happened in AA and the coach was JJH, the walking - talking DICK WITH EARS, would be like a rapid dog on MSDNC going after the latest Trump tweet.  He'd be on 24-7 demanding his firing or resignation regardless of the evidence.  Hell, the DICK WITH EARS would want Harbaugh fired if he was caught throwing gum on the street!

Alumnus93

August 7th, 2018 at 6:17 AM ^

One would think...that after this stuff with Meyer, pundits like Finebaum and Cowherd and even Rome, would assauge their misguided angst toward Harbaugh realizing what's really important...even further I'd imagine theyd praise him for being so clean . 

I fully expect at least one of them to make some reference to Harbaughs silly antics but how straight he is, and that's what's really important . 

Blue in PA

August 7th, 2018 at 8:50 AM ^

he's only jumping on urb because he can make the argument that urb is a bigger douche than he is.....

grading on the curve, finebaum moves up a notch due to ol' chinless in columbus